Maybe a Fake Gintama

One night, the Cowherd shop in Takamawara, Kabukicho.

For some reason, there was not a single customer in Gao Tianyuan today, and in the case of Cowherd, there was no one except Kuang Shilang and Hachilang (with afro).

The entire hall was extremely empty and deserted. There were only the newly arrived Wanshiwu trio, Kuang Shilang who was sitting in the same booth, and Hachiro who was standing with his hands behind his back.

After hearing some news announced by Kuroshiro, Shinbaji couldn't help but exclaimed, looking at Kuroshiro in front of him in disbelief.

"What?! Stop being a Cowherd?!"

"Yes," Kuangshilang nodded slightly, pretending to be relaxed, "I plan to stop being a cowherd and open a model shop. I've even thought of a name for the shop."

As he said that, Kakushoro picked up a Gundam model or figure and winked at the same time: "It's called "Model Kakushoro". "

(Note: Model Crazy Shiro, a comic about a model enthusiast from Kodansha fighting against each other.)

"What are you talking about? Crazy Lang Sang?" Xin Bajia complained slightly speechlessly, "It's not funny at all. Besides, no one knows this joke now, right?"

"Yes, Aru," Kagura nodded without comment, then folded her hands and closed her eyes and suggested, "At least we should change it to a specialty mini four-wheel drive vehicle. It would be better to call the store "Charge Crazy Death Lang". "

"No one knows about that!" Shinpachi complained to Kagura.

"By the way, what happened, Aru?" Kagura asked Kuroshiro in confusion, "As the No. 1 cowherd in Kabukicho, is it possible that the silicone used for rhinoplasty is rotten, Aru?"

Hearing the sound, Kuangshi Lang lowered his head and shook his head gently, while showing a slightly helpless smile of relief.

"I feel like I've reached all my limits," Kuangshilang said, picking up a mini four-wheel drive with his right hand, "and today is the last time I will receive guests, so I invited everyone from the Wanshiwuwu."

Gintoki on the side was still observing the four-wheel drive car in his hand carefully, "Hey, have you had too many plastic surgery and your brain has been lightened? If the body is too light, the body will slip and float when cornering. It will derail, and more guide wheels should be installed to increase its stability..."

Listening to Gintoki's chatter, Shinpachi couldn't hold it back. He clenched his fists and spit, "I told you to stop talking about four-wheel drive!"

Immediately afterwards,

Shinbachi turned his head to look at Hachiro who was standing aside and asked: "Hachiro-san, what happened?"

Perhaps it's because the thing on his head is a little heavy, but today's Hachiro's expression is also a little heavy.

"Do you know Mrs. Yagami?"

"Eight Lang!" Kuang Shilang reminded quickly.

Ignoring Kuushiro's stop, Hachiro explained on his own: "A mysterious lady known as the authentic Edo butterfly. As long as she drinks a little, the distribution of power in the entire street will also tilt. It is said that Controlling the lady is like controlling the streets at night. Such a distinguished guest.

It's like a god of good fortune who descends on the streets at night, scatters huge wealth and then leaves quietly. Moreover, he will never go back to a street he has visited once. Just like a night god. "

"It's just like a second-timer who doesn't sleep." Gintoki nodded to show that he understood.

"No, it's completely different," Shinbaji complained with contempt, "What you said is just scum. You are just scum."

"Listen to me," Hachiro continued, his expression becoming more serious, "Actually... this lady visited this street and Takamagahara a few days ago."

"Hey!" Xin Baji exclaimed, "Isn't this something very powerful?"

"Is it like participating in a regional competition and unexpectedly discovering that there are also four-wheel-drive fighters there..." Gintoki said, crossing his hands.

"What is that subtle sense of dissonance?" Shinpachi muttered silently with narrowed eyes.

"But..." Hachiro lowered his head and continued, "The lady said this to us when she left..."

Hachiro slowly recalled the words that Mrs. Yagami left when she left that night: "I will come again at the same time next week..."

After seeing Hachiro's memories, Shinpachi was surprised and said: "Hey? Isn't this great? I will never go to the same street again to make such an agreement with the lady."

Hachiro shook his head slowly and explained slowly: "No, that's not the case. Madam knows that her power will distort the situation of the entire street, so no matter how much she likes the store, she is not willing to interfere. Nor will she become a regular visitor. If the lady comes here specifically, it means that she wants to bring disaster to this street. Tomorrow, she will no longer come to this street as the God of Fortune, but as the God of Death."

Seeing the disappointed look on Kuangseilang's face, Shinbaji looked at Hachiro again and asked: "Why...why? Did something happen that made her dissatisfied?"

"After all, she is the best butterfly in the world," Hachiro replied, "Maybe there is really something wrong with taking care of her..."

"In other words, not only can I no longer be a cowherd..." Xin Baji's expression also became slightly more solemn, "Maybe even this store will be destroyed."

Gintoki looked around and said, "Speaking of which, I didn't see any other cowherds."

"Yes," Hachiro nodded, "Everyone is afraid of Madam's coming again, and now it has become unavailable for business."

"I'm really sorry that our mistake caused the whole street to suffer." Kuangshilang's words were full of apology, but then he showed a decisive look on his face, "But even if the store will be destroyed, I will definitely protect it. This street! Bet on your will as a Cowherd!"

After hearing this, Hachiro immediately retorted: "Let's not say whose fault this mistake belongs to, and in this state, how are we going to receive Madam?"

"Of course the mistake is our fault!" Kuangshilang stopped him with a serious face, and then showed a little bit of unbearability on his face, "And... now we can only give it a try! No matter what, we must please the lady..."

"How many people are needed?"

At this time, the sound of Gintoki evolving from a completely rotten dead fish can into a dead fish can that had just begun to rot was suddenly heard from the side.

After being stunned for a moment, Kuangshilang and Hachilang raised their heads and looked over at the same time. Gintoki, who had a cigarette in his mouth, was adjusting his white suit jacket. On either side of Gintoki were Kagura and Shinpachi, who had also changed into clothes.

"I'm asking how many more handsome guys do you need?" Gintoki raised his eyes and glanced at Kuangseirou with a relaxed tone.

The next moment, knowingly, Kagura and Shinpachi took out lighters at the same time and gracefully lit the cigarette in Gintoki's mouth.

"And..." As he spoke, Gintoki raised the corners of his mouth and exhaled a breath of second-hand smoke, "That guy is really rich, right? The store manager..."

"You..." Looking at the appearance of Gintoki and the others getting ready, Kuangshilang murmured, but then the emotion on his face was replaced by unbearable, "No! I can't let you bear this kind of responsibility for us. Fault! It’s our fault! It has nothing to do with you!”

"No, to be honest, I don't think it has much to do with us..." Hachiro defended silently, "After all... she is not the lady we are hosting."

"Shut up!" Kuangshilang stopped him sternly, "I was the one who sent him to receive Madam! Even if some problems arise during the reception that we don't know about and make Madam unhappy, it is still my responsibility! It has nothing to do with anyone else!"

"Don't worry, that lady...leave it to me," Gintoki chuckled softly, "Of course...her money is also there."

"Um..." At this time, Xinbaji, who caught some key words in Kuangshilang's words, silently raised his hand and asked, "Who is the "him" mentioned in Kuangshilang's words just now? By the way, who received Mrs. Yagami? Isn’t it Kuangsi Langsang? "

Hearing the sound, Hachiro silently took two steps back, and at the same time gestured to the performance chart on the wall beside him.

At the same time, Kuangshilang explained in a timely manner: "You should also know, right? The man who comes to Gaotianyuan to work part-time from time to time, of course, is a part-time job. Sometimes I only see him once every few months. I think he may He only comes here when he is short of money to buy games. And every time he comes, his performance in one day is even better than the combined performance of all the cowherds in our entire store, including me. He is... "

As he spoke, Kuangshilang pointed to the name on the wall with the highest red straight line drawn on the ceiling that represented performance, "Esei-san from Yoshiwara! The top cowherd known as KOU in our store !!”

After hearing this, all the three people in Gintoki were silent, and then they turned around at the same time and walked slowly towards the door in a tacit understanding.

"Hey! Where did I leave the lady I just mentioned to you?! Wanshiya-san?!" Kuangshirou shouted towards Gintoki's back.

"That's your own fault, bear it yourself." Gintoki replied without looking back, "Let that kind of idiot receive that kind of woman, you really lost your whole brain during plastic surgery. Lightened up."

"There's no way..." Kuangshilang sighed softly, then turned to look at Hachiro and raised the corners of his mouth gently, showing a somewhat sad smile, "Then... only the two of us will go up, Wanshiwu-san said That's right. It's all my fault... At that time... if I had refrained from going to the toilet and went to the reception in person, maybe... it would have been better. The two of us will fight like this until the end, just like I just started doing When they were Cowherds, the two of them worked together..."

After hearing this, Gintoki and the three people who had just walked to the door stopped...

…

At the same time, on the other side, Yoshihara.

"Sneeze!" Jiang Cheng, who was holding the game controller, sneezed for no reason, then pinched his nose slightly and wondered to himself: "Ah? How strange, who is saying bad things about me behind my back?"