Maybe a Fake Gintama

"The woman from before?" Yue Yong leaned against the door of Jiang Cheng's room with a look of disdain.

"How is that possible..." Jiang Cheng waved his hands and said without looking back, and then once again focused his attention on the game in front of him, "But when it comes to women, I really feel like I have forgotten something. It doesn't matter. What’s going on?”

"Alimony?" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng coldly.

"How could there be such a woman?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips and replied casually, "If there is such a thing, I am the one who wants to get alimony."

"Scumbag..."

…

The next day, afternoon.

Kabukicho, in front of the Takamagahara store.

Gintoki, who was well-dressed in a white Western-style formal suit with a blue shirt underneath, lectured Kagura and Shinpachi, who were also neatly arranged in front of them, and occasionally used his own strange curlicues.

"Listen up! Now we are going to find handsome saints who can fight against Madam!" As he said that, Gintoki stood up on tiptoe and spun around in circles for a few times. After stopping, he pointed his right index finger to the sky. "Are you ready?! Justdoit!"

"Shine, shine, shine~" Kagura and Shinpachi came to the sides at the right time, waving their little hands to act as foils.

"That's OK~!" As he said this, Xin Baji also showed a serious look on his face, and he opened his arms pretentiously and shook his shoulders like waves, "You won't hesitate to risk my life!"

"Hoo~ho~" This time, Gintoki and Kagura suitably acted as foils behind him and cheered twice.

"It's a trivial matter, phew~" Kagura's pretentious look was not inferior to the previous two.

"So handsome, so handsome!" Gintoki and Shinpachi clapped their hands at the same time.

After such a meaningless show of tricks, Gincai spoke again: "In terms of recruitment standards, the minimum standard is Bronze Saint Seiya, and the highest standard is Silver Saint Seiya."

"Private Marseille!" Kagura raised her hand and spoke, "I don't quite understand the so-called standards, phew~"

"To put it bluntly, all those who are worse than Hashizume Kung Fu will be eliminated," Gintoki explained unhurriedly. "If you are more handsome than Fujita Makoto, you will lack a sense of familiarity, so these types of people will also be eliminated."

"Basically all of humanity is going to be wiped out!" Xin Baji couldn't help but complain,

"What's the difference between bronze and silver?!"

"That is to say, even if you are mistaken, don't bring over Golden Saints like Fukuyama Masaharu and Oguri Shun. Not only will they compare us, but they will also give customers a sense of oppression because their faces are too small. "

"You didn't plan on calling a handsome guy at all!" Shinpachi spat, "Is it really okay?! Is it really okay to call that kind of ordinary character?! His face is better than that of the Golden Saint The even more powerful original Diamond Saint Kang Sung-sang can’t do it! Is it really possible to rely on those ordinary characters?”

"Maybe it looks like that on the outside~" Gintoki spread his hands with a disapproving look on his face, "But that idiot just has a face, and inside he is just scrap metal... no, plastic... no, just a scrap paper box saint! Face it Such a battle-hardened lady might have said something strange to offend the other party! But I am different from him! Although my face and figure are only at the level of a Diamond Saint, but on the inside... I am at the level of a Moon Soil Saint! "

"Uh... That one is indeed many times more expensive than diamonds." Xin Bajiu replied silently, "But the moon... is full of pits, right? You're not much better on the inside, and... on the outside, you're an original diamond saint. No one saw this thing about the fighter.”

"But..." Gintoki sneered disdainfully, "It's as hard as diamond~"

"Washing!!!" While roaring, Shinpachi and Kagura raised their feet at the same time and kicked Gintoki several meters away.

Looking at Gintoki, who was lying on the ground with his butt sticking out, Shinpachi's eyes widened, and he yelled with blood and spit: "Please stop it! Why don't you learn from such a good person?" We should also learn from Jiang Chengsang!"

"No...just looking for a feeling..." Gintoki struggled to get up, "Put yourself in that idiot's shoes and think about it. Maybe he said the rude words to the lady just now and discovered the problem. Solve the problem! From here we figure out how to remedy it from the other side!”

"It's your head that needs repairing!"

"But what Gin-chan said makes sense, Aru," Kagura nodded, folded her hands and analyzed, "A man like my uncle must have said something very rude."

"It's not necessarily what he said, he might have done something outrageous, Kagura-chan." Gintoki came closer and whispered with a serious face, "From the past, that fool treated women There is no sense of propriety..."

"I always feel that... Yin Sang just took advantage of Jiang Cheng Sang's absence to deliberately speak ill of him..." Xin Bajia pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose and complained silently.

"Okay! Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and search for our partners as I just said!" Gintoki reminded.

At this time, Kuang Shilang, who had been standing behind a few people and watching them play tricks, couldn't help it anymore. His eyelids were drooped, and there were dense black lines under his eyes. The corners of his mouth twitched and he reminded tentatively: "Well... I'm really sorry. , Mr. Wanshiwu. Although I am very grateful for your help, being a Cowherd is not such a simple job, and appearance is just a threshold. The next real test is how to win over customers with your inner self..."

After hearing this, Gintoki turned around and replied: "I understand what you mean. Do you want to say that I am just a man who is gorgeous on the outside and shallow on the inside? Gorgeous on the outside!"

"No, I didn't say that, and I didn't comment on your appearance."

"In other words, is it better to be a man with a thin appearance but full of inner content than a man with only appearance?"

"Forget it... guess it." Kuangshi Lang responded.

"Don't worry about this," Gintoki waved his hand disapprovingly, "I understand and so do they. By the way, do you know how many women I've done for that idiot in the past who even came to... the house to seek life and death for that idiot? ? Be normal, I have experience."

"No, although I don't understand it very well, it is obviously different from the situation you mentioned..."

As soon as Kuangshilang finished speaking, Hasegawa's voice suddenly came from the side.

"Yin Sang, I heard that you wanted to introduce me to a job, so I came."

He looked in the direction of the sound, but when he saw Hasegawa standing next to Kagura wearing a formal suit made of old cardboard boxes held together by tape, Kuangshirou felt bad.

"It's much thinner than expected! After all, is it made of paper?!" Kuangshilang's eyes widened, and the corners of his eyes were still twitching, "Hey, please wait a minute, isn't this the Cardboard Saint?"

"It's not a cardboard box anymore," Hasegawa looked down at the cardboard suit he was wearing. "Look, aren't there those trendy T-shirts from foreign newspapers or cliparts? This is the suit version of that."

"No, that's not it," Kuangshilang replied with half of his face twitching, but then he noticed the "necklace" on Hasegawa's neck, "By the way, that necklace is basically someone's Valentine's Day wishing raft, right?"

"I'm sorry, manager," Hasegawa rubbed the back of his head and smiled sheepishly, then put his hands on his hips and continued to explain, "Although I'm a little nervous wearing this for an interview, I think it's quite cowherd style. Bar?"

"Hey, let me tell you, what on earth do you think of Cowherd?" Kuangshilang complained somewhat helplessly.

At this time, Gintoki took a step forward, hugged Hasegawa's shoulders, raised his eyebrows and said, "Although he is a little frivolous on the outside, he is very serious on the inside. A man like a member of the J League, Please take good care of me!”

Looking at the two people in front of him who half-bowed to him, Kuangshilang... really couldn't complain this time.

"Look," after turning Hasegawa over, Gintoki pointed to the words "Aomori Apple" printed on the carton behind Hasegawa and continued, "He even had the sponsor printed on his back. He also wore it around his neck. Holding a wishing rope..."

"I still want to marry Rosa Fengzi~" Hasegawa and Gintoki, who turned around, showed some... obscene expressions and spoke at the same time.

"Um, Wanshi Wusang..." Kuangshilang's face was already covered with black lines, and half of his face was still twitching. He hesitated to speak, "After all, we are also in the service industry. Can we find some more... …”

"It's okay, it's okay," Gintoki waved his hand disapprovingly, chuckled and continued: "I know a handsome guy who is very good at finishing classes, although he is not the popular androgynous handsome guy nowadays..."

At this time, Kuroshiro, who had noticed the big crisis behind Gintoki, became more and more frightened, and unconsciously covered his face and took two steps back.

On the contrary, Gintoki, who did not notice the approaching crisis behind him at all, continued to talk like a normal person: "It's the muscle type... ugh!"

??! !

"Who is the handsome guy with muscles?!" A Miao, who was wearing a blue miner's uniform, roared with veins on his face and white eyes, and hit Gintoki's head hard with the shovel in his hand.

"Sister..." Seeing this, Xinbajiu just jogged over and wanted to say something.

However, as soon as she called her sister, the angry A Miao locked her neck with only one hand and lifted her into the air.

"Shin-chan, what's going on?" A Miao frowned, veins popped up on her face, and she gritted her teeth and said, "I heard that I came here prepared because I found the gold buried by Hideyoshi."

"No...no, sister." Xinbaji, who was lifted in the air, quickly explained and prayed, "It's not gold, but you can get a huge amount of money equal to gold. So just be patient for a little bit now."

"Stop joking!!" A Miao roared again, "Why do I have to dress like this to work in the Cowherd Club?!"