Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"You are the only one who is not qualified to evaluate my behavior, and..." As he said this, Jiang Cheng put away his umbrella and glanced at Ding Ding, who was lying on the ground with his eyes rolled and passed out, "It's the teacher's fault."

After observing that Ding Ding was still breathing, Hao glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was holding his chest again, his expression unchanged but spitting out two large mouthfuls of black blood, with a look of regret on his face.

"A counterattack before death? But it's only this once, it's over..."

"Once?" Jiang Cheng wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and then picked up the umbrella in his hand again. Although he squinted his eyes with murderous intent, he shot straight to the sky, "You underestimate me, I am not the kind of person who is about to die. A little animal can only kick you once before it dies. My counterattack can drag everyone into hell..."

Jiang Cheng suddenly opened his eyes, and in his cold eyes there was only a deep-seated desire to fight.

"As you said, I am...a beast!"

Seeing the desire for fighting in Jiang Cheng's eyes, his hazy eyes were still just indifferent.

"Sure enough, is this feeling the blood of the Night Rabbit? No matter what the situation, it is the instinct of the Night Rabbit to only enjoy the battle itself. I thought that the mutated Night Rabbit did not have this kind of thing, but to my surprise... I still retained it. Come down."

On the other side, Nobunu, who was fighting while protecting Maomao, suddenly noticed something. After killing a secret guard, she glanced at the scene on Jiang Cheng's side.

"General, we'd better retreat as soon as possible. That man probably really wants to get serious." Nobunaga murmured.

"just…"

Before Shimomo finished speaking, Sasaki took over, "It's okay, General. For that beast, there is no problem with that little poison. I guess you haven't heard anything about this most mysterious and powerful man." Is there a rumor about a former patriot who resisted the barbarians? "You can destroy a country with a sword, block natural disasters with an umbrella, and become king with a shout." This is the evaluation given to him by everyone who fought side by side with him at the same time. Even the Four Heavenly Kings of the period have never denied it...their strongest backing and comrade-in-arms. "

At this moment, the rumble of the spacecraft engine suddenly came from the sky. When everyone raised their heads, they discovered that a huge houseboat was slowly heading towards Edo Castle.

"I didn't expect there would be reinforcements..."

After Nobunaga killed the two approaching Naraku,

He took a few steps back to get close to Sasaki and the rest of the Mikai team members.

"We have no choice but to retreat. More than half of the Narakus have been dispatched." Nobuonome continued, "The difference in numbers is too big. It seems that this time Obi came specifically to complete the set task and deal with the man. "

boom! !

Jiang Cheng, who raised his feet and sent several of the approaching Narakus flying into the yard, walked out of the smoke in a leisurely manner.

Glancing lightly at the houseboat that was about to arrive above him, Jiang Cheng lowered his head and slightly raised the corners of his mouth.

"If you want to play, I'll show off a little bit..." After saying that, Jiang Cheng raised his head and showed a ferocious smile, "Sa, let's have fun, don't let me have fun. If so, don’t think about leaving today~ The crows dare to appear in front of me in broad daylight..."

…

On the other side, the real selection group camp.

The corpses on the ground were piled up in every corner of the camp, including the corpses of the secret guards, the corpses of the Narakus, and the corpses of the Shinsengumi team members.

Fourteen, Sougo, and Kondo, who were panting and covered in injuries, were leaning together. Behind them were the surviving members of the Shinsengumi.

The Narakus who showed no signs of diminishing were still rushing towards Sougo and others without any pause.

"That's too many people!" Fourteen casually chopped down a Naraku and calmed his breathing a little while cursing impatiently.

Sougo took a step forward and swiftly killed the two Naraku who came forward. At the same time, he asked: "But, who ordered these crows?"

"I don't know." Kondo, who was also facing the two Narakus approaching in front of him, said without looking back.

Seeing the stalemate between weapons on Kondo's side, Fourteen and Sougo thrust out their swords at the same time.

"Thank you, you two." Kondo took back his sword and thanked him at the same time.

"We have been fighting from the morning until the afternoon..." Fourteen turned around and glanced at the Shinsengumi team members who were obviously exhausted. "The soldiers are obviously exhausted. If this continues, they may really be completely exhausted." Destroy…”

"Hijikata-san seems to be fine at all," Sougo turned his head and looked at Fourteen, "It's really surprising."

"Ah, I just replenished my strength." Fourteen nodded and replied.

"Hey?! How did you do it?! Fourteen!" Kondo said in surprise.

Snapped!

"Take it." Fourteen threw a bottle of mayonnaise towards Kondo. "One bottle can keep an ordinary adult man fighting for two hours. Everyone has it. After all, they are all members of the Shinsengumi. I don't He will hide his secrets."

Looking at the mayonnaise in his hand, Kondo was silent for a long time before raising his head to look at Fourteen, and tentatively shouted: "Ten...four?"

"What's wrong?" Fourteen, who had just sucked down a whole bottle of mayonnaise in one breath, threw the empty bottle on the ground and asked doubtfully, "Now that my physical strength has fully recovered, don't wait any longer. Now is not the time to be polite to me, just give me two bottles from everyone!"

Although I really want to complain, my physical strength is indeed about to bottom out in this situation. Looking at the mayonnaise in his hand, Kondo was silent for a long time before finally making up his mind, unscrewing the lid and raising his face to take a sip.

Behind him, all the members of the Shinsengumi had the same reaction as Kondo. They closed their eyes and raised their faces, taking big sips.

After all...this is the only way to restore physical strength now.

"Aren't you going to eat?" Fourteen asked Sougo on the side suspiciously, "Your physical strength should be at its lowest, right?"

"Sorry, Hijikata-san, I'm not in the habit of eating dog food."

Ignoring Fourteen's frenzy, Sougo handed the mayonnaise back to Fourteen, and then began to dig into the inner pocket of his clothes.

"Yes!" Sougo said, taking out a large handful of Shinsengumi sausages and chocolates from his pocket, "I remember putting them in my pocket, and they are indeed here."

"Captain Okita..." Yamazaki looked at the sausages and chocolates in Sougo's hands with tears in his eyes, and complained, "If you have other food, take it out earlier, so we don't have to eat that kind of thing..."

"What kind of thing is that?!" Fourteen's hair suddenly exploded, his veins popped out and his eyes whitened, he said angrily, "Do you want to be chopped down by me now? Yamazaki! After the battle, give me back the mayonnaise and give it to me right away. Go commit seppuku, you bastard!"

"Sougo..." Kondo glanced at the sausages and chocolates in Sougo's hands from time to time while fighting the Narakus in front of him, "That Shinsengumi sausages and chocolates..."

"Captain..."×n

Everyone except Fourteen looked at Sougo, who was munching sausages and chocolates as if no one was watching, with saliva in their mouths.

"Ara?" Sougo mumbled back while chewing, "Do you think you want it too?"

"Captain Okita, I will repay you double after the battle!" A team member said quickly, "Please, give me the chocolate! I want the sausage too!"

"Huh? Don't you usually carry something to replenish your physical strength when you go out on missions?" As he said that, Sougo seemed to be choked, and quickly reached into his pocket again and took out a bottle of Manniu. , unscrewed the cap and drank heavily.

"Hiccup!" After burping, Sougo threw aside the empty bottle of Manniu in his hand, and then stuffed the remaining Shinsengumi sausages and chocolates back into the inner pocket of his coat, "Replenish your physical strength. It’s over, let’s move on.”

"Captain! Please!"×n

"Please what?" Sougo asked the team members doubtfully while he easily killed two Narakuzu.

"Give us the sausages, the chocolate, and the bull!"×n

"Hey? Don't you have any?" Sougo pretended to be surprised, "You should have prepared these things yourself, right? By the way, I also have red bean bread and bananas here."

"You are too well prepared!" Fourteen, who had just killed several Narakus, turned around and complained crazily.

"After all, physical strength is wasted when performing tasks, and it will be very fatal if it is not replenished in time." Sougo shrugged and explained, "It is not easy to replenish physical strength during battle.

Therefore, in order to prevent myself from running out of energy when I am ready to cut down earth at any time, I carry these convenient energy-replenishing items with me. By the way, don’t you have any? "

"Is the mission you mentioned just a sneak attack on me?!" Fourteen said with veins popping out and his eyes rolling, "I just wanted to praise you!"

"Captain Okita..." All the Shinsengumi team members stared pitifully at Sougo, "Please, give us the food and the bull..."

"Why?" Sougo asked casually while slashing the enemy.

"I will really pay you back double! Please! Captain Okita!" Yamazaki begged with a serious look on his face, "Give me the red bean bread!"

"We will also pay it back!" The rest of the Shinsengumi team members shouted one after another.

"Sougo...ahem...do you understand?" Kondo, who had his back to Sougo, coughed twice and calmly extended his hand to Sougo, "You should understand, right? At this time, that...ahem ,Right?"

At this time, Sougo gently raised the corner of his mouth and revealed a sinister smile: "Sausage...five thousand yuan. Chocolate, ten thousand yuan. Bull, twenty thousand yuan. Red bean bread, thirty thousand yuan. Banana, fifty thousand yuan." One yuan."

"Are you actually doing business at this time?!" Shi Shi felt bad for a moment, "You're still fighting the enemy! Just stop it, you bastard! And your price is too expensive. Bar!"

"Well, if you don't want to buy, forget it. I didn't force you to buy or sell," Sougo shrugged and replied, "This kind of transaction can only be carried out with the consent of both parties involved. If only one party agrees, it will definitely be It can’t go on.”

"I...I buy it!" A team member raised his hand and paid after the battle, "Chocolate!"

"Yoshi, the Third Division's XXX is ten thousand yuan." Sougo took out a small notebook and started to write it down. Then he took out a bar of chocolate from his arms and handed it to the team member in front of him.

But at this very critical moment when the team member was about to take over the chocolate, the new eight-chip voice suddenly came from behind the members of the True Selection Team.

"Wait a minute, Okita-san just said that both parties must agree to the transaction before it can continue, which means that the transaction can be canceled before it is completed."

Seeing Shinpachi kneeling behind him on a tablecloth covered with various snacks and drinks, and Kagura acting as the boss's wife beside him, Sougo instantly complained.

"Hey! What are you doing here? Are you here to steal business?"

"Don't miss it when you're passing by. All the snacks in Edo are here, Aru, and the prices are definitely more reasonable than that bastard." Kagura shouted to the Shinsengumi team members.

"And the new store has opened, now it's 50% off~" Shinbachi pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, a gleam flashed in his eyes, "If converted, it's only three times the price in the store, but it's still cheaper than Okita. Sang sells it much cheaper..."

"Hey! Is it true?!" A team member was startled, turned around and gathered around, "Ah, it's true! The prices of chocolate and various drinks are only three times what they are outside! Come on, everyone. Buy it!”

"And that's not all, there are also steaming ramen that just came out of the pot~" Kagura put her hands on her hips and raised her eyebrows and continued, "It's just that the delivery fee is a little more expensive, but with the delivery The fee is only three times the original price. If you need it, you can come here and pay, and it will be delivered right away."

"Hey! I want it, I want it!"

In an instant, all the members of the Shinsengumi team rushed towards Kagura with their cash in hand, except for Fourteen and Kondo who were blocking the front.

"This is malicious competition!" Sougo gritted his teeth and stood in front of Kagura, "This is the territory of the Shinsengumi! Who let you run out without permission!"

"Hmm~" Kagura said nonchalantly while collecting the money, "We were just entrusted to come here to take a look, Aru. After hearing that you were short of food, we bought some nearby and sent them over. You should thank us, right Aru?”

"Everyone, the ramen will have to wait for a few more minutes." Shinpachi said to the Shinsengumi team members in front of him, "The delivery man will be here soon, don't worry."

"The delivery boy..." Sougo suddenly thought of something and looked at Shinpachi in disbelief, "Is the delivery boy you are talking about..."

Before he finished speaking, Shishi and Kondo, who were at the front facing the crowd of Narakus, seemed a little unable to withstand it.

"Hey! Now is not the time to do those things! Come back and hit me quickly!" Fourteen shouted while slashing.

"Don't forget my banana!" Kondo shouted as he slashed.

"Ah! Sougo, I want ramen too, but I want it topped with mayonnaise. If not, I won't pay!"

As soon as Fourteen finished speaking, a voice with naturally curly silver hair suddenly came from in front of him.

"Ramen is here!"

Seeing Gintoki who suddenly appeared in front of Fourteen and a group of Narakus holding two large delivery lunch buckets, everyone present stopped what they were doing, including a group of Narakus.

Ignoring all the dazed people, Gintoki knelt down and placed the two lunch buckets on the ground, picked up a piece of ramen from them, stood up and handed it to Fourteen's hand: "Your large ramen with mayonnaise , thank you for your patronage.”

"Hey...wait...hey-?!" Kondo finally reacted at this moment, "Wan...Wanshiwuya?! Why are you here?!"

Ignoring Kondo's whining, Gintoki turned around and started selling his ramen to the Naraku who were closest to him, rubbing his hands and smiling.

"Sir, you must be very hungry, right? The ramen has just been cooked. It only costs three times the usual price. You must be craving for a bowl of ramen with hot soup after fighting for so long, right?"

After saying that, without waiting for the Narakuzu in front of him to reply, Gintoki turned around and took out a piece of ramen from the delivery box and handed it to the Narakuzu in front of him.

"Brothers in the back, you're welcome. If you want it, it's three times the usual price. Due to some special reasons, the delivery fee is a little expensive, but it's worth it! You can regain your strength after just one bowl. Keep fighting these gangsters!"

At this time, the Naraku who were standing in front of Gintoki immediately took action. While taking a step back with their right leg, they stabbed the sharp blade of the Zen staff in their hands straight towards Gintoki.

but……

"Guest," Gintoki raised his eyes and gently glanced at the Narakus in front of him, and at the same time took out the wooden knife that he used to stab the opponent in the abdomen, "it is very impolite to eat for free."

"You..." Fourteen opened his eyes unconsciously.

"Don't get me wrong," Gintoki rushed straight towards the Narakus who were charging over again, and at the same time replied casually, "We are not here to save you bastards, we just accepted the commission."

"Entrustment?" Fourteen was puzzled.

But then, there was a sound of noodles being slurred at the gate of the real selection group's camp. Fourteen and Kondo followed the sound and looked over, only to find that Mr. Matsudaira, who was in tatters all over his body, was squatting on the ground with no sign of eating, holding ramen and eating big mouthfuls.

Next to him was Rokuten Maizo who had walked out of Edo Castle before.

"Ha...burp." After finishing the soup and burping, Mr. Matsudaira threw the bowl in his hand to the ground and stood up, "Hurry up and finish all the ramen!"

"It's the enemy, right!" Fourteen, who was facing a Naraku, turned around and shouted with his veins popping, "What's going on after finishing the ramen?!"

"Uncle, what I mean is that both the ramen and the enemy have to be eliminated." Kondo, who also faced the previous Narakuzu, laughed and said, "Finally... we can let go and fight! Everyone! Go ahead!"

After hearing this, all the Shinsengumi team members rushed towards the Narakus.

"Hey! Please don't default on the commission this time!" Gintoki shouted to Mr. Matsudaira at the door, "Last time, a police chief defaulted on the commission and hasn't paid it back yet."

"Don't worry, Sasaki and I are not the same kind of people." Mr. Matsudaira took a sip from the cigar in his mouth and replied casually, then raised his eyes and glanced in the direction of Edo Castle, "I didn't expect that this time it would be the one who launched the plan. Although I warned the general to be on guard against the incident, I didn’t expect him to be in such a hurry..."