Maybe a Fake Gintama

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When Gintoki, Kagura, Shinpachi and the Shinsengumi who were entrusted by Matsudaira killed all the Naraku who came to destroy the Shinsengumi, it was already dusk.

Although most of the team members were exhausted, under the order of Lord Matsudaira, everyone rushed towards Edo Castle without stopping.

On the way...

After listening to Mr. Matsudaira's explanation, Kondo showed a look of disbelief: "What?! You said that all the incidents this time were done by Mr. Sadada alone?! Why?! Isn't he the uncle of the General? ? Hasn’t it been him who has been silently helping the General resist other factions behind his back?"

The small eyes of Mr. Matsudaira under his sunglasses stared straight at the gate of Edo Castle not far ahead. His small eyes were full of determination.

"I guess I saw that the puppet in my hand had its own thoughts and movements, so I felt a little uneasy and wanted to stand in front of the stage in person..."

"Really," Fourteen curled his lips in displeasure, "So this time we were almost completely wiped out by our own people. It's really an unpleasant result."

"It's not just us..." Matsudaira slowly shook his head, "There are also the Kaihui group who were introduced to the city and... the important members of the Hitotsubashi faction. Mr. Tasada is preparing to completely clean up the Hitotsubashi faction this time. Of course...it should be said that it is the Mau Mau faction now."

"We belong to..." Fourteen raised his eyes and glanced at Songping Gong gently.

"Of course they are the nightclub uncles!" Mr. Matsudaira pointed at himself and said with a sigh on his face, "Really, he barged in when others were having fun with the bartenders in the shop. It's really a little bit... No manners at all.”

"Uncle, if you are really assassinated today, you will definitely write it down in the textbooks in the future." Fourteen twitched the corners of his eyes and complained silently, "Being assassinated while having fun in a bar must be a good negative teaching material. Woolen cloth."

Sougo, who was exchanging blows with Kagura, suddenly thought of something and turned around and suggested: "Uncle, the boss and their entrustment of gold should be replaced by Hijikata's head. I think it's quite appropriate."

Shishi's hair suddenly exploded, his eyes were white with blue veins popping out and he yelled angrily: "What did you say? Do you want to be killed by me now?! Sougo!"

"I don't want that kind of dirty head." Gintoki stared at his dead fish eyes with no motivation, and flicked the dirty things he just dug aside with his little finger, "When the work is over, I will hand over the commission honestly. Kim spit it out for me.

"

"Whose head are you saying is a dirty head?!" Fourteen said with displeasure, his veins popping out, "Your naturally curly head is a dirty head, right? It looks so dirty that people don't want it. Touch it!”

"Don't underestimate Gintoki's head!" Kagura complained, and at the same time wiped the snot in his hand on Gintoki's hair naturally, "Ginjiang's head is not dirty at all! He washes it every now and then. Got it!"

"It's not convincing at all!" Fourteen pointed at Gintoki's head and argued angrily, "By the way, you just wiped your nose on it! No matter who sees it, it will be disgusting!"

"What?!" Gintoki was shocked for a moment, raised his fist and hit Kagura hard on the head, "Don't just put that kind of stuff on my head!"

"Stop arguing!" Mr. Matsudaira's voice was full of anger. Then he looked at Edo Castle not far in front of him again. He gritted his teeth and whispered bitterly, "That bastard Dingding... almost got chopped down. My favorite Ayin, even if he is Lord General’s uncle, I will never let him off lightly!”

"Uncle, isn't there something wrong with your hatred of Dingding Gong?" Kondo twitched the corner of his mouth and complained, "Besides, is it really okay for us to be so slow? Isn't the general in danger? Shouldn't we go faster? ?”

"Over there..." Lord Matsudaira lowered his eyes and glanced at Kagura, who was fighting Sougo again for some unknown reason, "You shouldn't have to worry."

"Hey? What are you talking about? Uncle!" Kondo immediately became anxious, "Our Shinseng team has encountered so many secret guards secretly raised by Dingding and countless crows. The general must be more careful. It’s dangerous! We should rush over quickly!”

"Don't worry, there won't be a fight for you over there," Gintoki curled his lips and said casually, "That fool is not the type to leave a pleasant fight to others."

"That person?" Kondo was puzzled.

…

Looking at the closed Edo Castle gate with no one guarding in front of them, except for Gintoki who still looked casual, everyone else felt an unpleasant premonition deep in their hearts.

For some reason, everyone has a feeling that this city, which is as silent as death, has now become a realm that no human can set foot on, and has become a real hell.

Everyone felt that what they saw after opening the door would be a scene they would never forget in their lifetime.

Gintoki glanced at the stunned people on the side with his dead fish eyes, and then took the first step forward and reached out to push open the unguarded door.

But at this critical moment, a sound of footsteps getting closer and closer came from inside the door. In an instant, everyone swallowed unconsciously and clenched the weapons in their hands.

Da da da,

Listening to the sound of footsteps, everyone was sure that there was only one person, but the sense of oppression brought by this person's unhurried and very regular footsteps was in a sense better than that of thousands of troops.

Except for the three members of the Master House and the old man of Sixth Turn Maizo, everyone stood ready, holding the weapons in their hands tightly, taking postures, and concentrating completely on the door in front of them and not daring to show off. heard footsteps.

squeak - ah -

When the footsteps stopped, the door was slowly opened. At this moment, everyone's hearts were in their throats.

Especially after the door was just opened a crack, the smell of... blood burst out from the door.

"Ah?" Jiang Cheng looked at the nervous-looking members of the Shinsengumi in front of him and the three Gintoki on the side and wondered, "Why are you here?"

In an instant, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Yoshiwara's...boss?" Yamazaki murmured, "Huh? Why is Yoshiwara's boss in Edo City?"

"I just..." Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed Rokuten Maizo beside him, and continued with some helplessness, "Old man, there must be a limit to underestimating others. Hurry up and pay your debt." Well, here... there is nothing that can restrain you."

In an instant, Liuten Wuzang was startled when he thought of something. He opened his eyes and looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief: "You...you mean..."

"Anyway, go quickly. If you re-enter this city now, it may not be so easy to get out," Jiang Cheng continued casually, "After all, the gang of cops inside claim to have corns." You’re so petty.”

"Are you saying that Mr. Sasaki also..."

Before Rokuten Maizo could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Sasaki who came behind Jiang Cheng at some point and walked at the front of the returning team members.

"That's great, I almost didn't get the job." Sasaki looked at Rokuten Maizo standing in front of Jiangcheng and said, "If you let us out, we will also be held accountable, but it seems that you I haven’t stepped out of this city yet, if that’s the case…”

"No, he has already stepped out." Jiang Cheng turned his face and glanced at Sasaki gently, "This person has been sent out very clearly. Please handle the issue of accountability yourself..."

Hearing the sound, Nobumu, who was standing next to Sasaki, immediately rushed towards Jiang Cheng with a knife in hand.

but……

Bang!

Looking at Xinnu who was thrown flat to the ground by his own legs, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled: "Actually, I have been since I saw you..."

"I see," Sasaki interrupted Jiang Cheng's words instantly, "did we fall in love at first sight when we first met? In that case, I will go to Yoshiwara to request marriage on behalf of Nobunaga. Do you think the time is suitable tomorrow? If not, We can exchange email addresses, and then we can make an appointment at another time."

Before Jiang Cheng could answer, Kagura on the side had already taken out her communicator and started to contact her mother: "Moses, Mommy! My uncle is getting married soon, Alu! Ah! It hurts so much!"

"Don't say those unnecessary words!" Jiang Cheng knocked Kagura's head angrily, then reached out to take the communicator, put it to his ear, and replied with a very well-behaved expression, "It's okay, sister, get married. Nothing at all. What Kagura said is all false. Hi, hi, I understand, I will definitely tell you when I get a girlfriend, goodbye~"

After hanging up the communicator, Jiang Cheng wiped the sweat from his forehead and exhaled, but then he discovered something again - it was the incredible expressions of everyone on the side.

However, Jiang Cheng didn't care. Instead, he glanced back at Xinnu, who had just climbed up and her nose turned red. He smiled and continued: "I don't know why, but I think your face is particularly suitable for adding... It’s an attribute that can be thrown on flat ground. Do you think so?”

"Boss, the natural attribute of falling on the ground is no longer fashionable in this era." Sougo spread his hands and shrugged and said, "That is already an outdated template that Xiao Aya used many, many years ago."

"Shut up, Zhenzhong!" Jiang Cheng shouted, and then smiled again, "But I think this young lady who believes in... something is really suitable for throwing on the ground..."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng tilted his head and once again dodged Xinnu's long knife.

Bang!

Nobunaga fell straight to the ground with her arms spread wide.

Seeing Nobunaga lying on the ground, Sougo held up his chin and murmured: "It seems to be a bit suitable, boss. But it's too early to draw a conclusion now. It's best to see the various ways this woman fell flat on the ground. Angle is the only way to make the final judgment.”

"It's too old, Aru!" Kagura crossed her hands and said disdainfully, "This type of flat-ground wrestling and natural stupidity has long been out of favor, Aru! There is no sense of novelty at all! "

"This idiot hasn't had any appreciation for women since he was a child," Gintoki whispered in Kagura's ear, "Do you know what kind of girl he liked before? It's a very old-fashioned romance manga type of girl. Do you know? He had such a dream before..."

"Hey, what are you secretly talking to Kagura?" Jiang Cheng reminded him expressionlessly, while tilting his head again to avoid the stabbing blow from Nobuonome who got up again.

Bang!

Looking at Nobuome who fell sideways on the ground, Sougo commented seriously: "Yeah, the expression is just a little bit wrong. When you fall on the ground, you must match the expression of "Ah~". Keep up the good work. "

This time, after getting up, Xinnu did not stab Jiang Cheng again, but slowly took a few steps back and thought to herself: "It's so fast, I can't catch his movements at all." Not only the feet stretched out from the blind spot but also such fast movements...]

Before she could finish her thoughts, Nobunaga suddenly stepped on a stone, her feet became unsteady and she fell backwards.

Bang!

"This is enough!" Sougo praised, "The expression just now is roughly correct! I didn't expect you to be unexpectedly talented!"

Xinnu, who slowly got up, stared directly at Jiang Cheng, [Two stones, one was thrown at my feet, and one hit my knee. When exactly is it...]

"Hahaha..." Kagura suddenly snickered at this moment, covering her mouth and raising her eyebrows, looking at Jiang Cheng with a teasing look, "I never thought that my uncle would be a transfer student and run in the corridor on the first day of school. The dream of knocking down a girl, hahahaha..."

"Pocket money will be halved next month." Jiang Chengcheng just said this lightly.

"Ah! Cunning!" Kagura instantly became unhappy.

"Okay, it's time to go back."

With that said, Jiang Cheng stretched out and stepped out of the gate of Edo Castle, then reached out and knocked on Kagura's little head.

"You go back to me too."

"Hey -" Kagura rubbed her head and raised her head and complained, "Why do I have to go back together? I also want to play with Chengye-chan, Aru..."

At this time, he suddenly noticed that Rokuten Maizo, who was standing aside but disappeared without a trace, Sasaki said lightly: "Ah, ah, ah, the mouse that escaped was not captured in the end. Well, my salary may really be deducted now."

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng dragged Kagura with one hand and waved the other hand casually. He replied without looking back: "Didn't you already make a great contribution to protecting the general? I picked it up on the beach. It is normal for a little bit of sand to be missed when making jade pieces. Don’t make such a fuss, you petty pornographic elements. Of course, if you want to hold all the jade pieces and sand in your hands, you will have to go through trouble. You should change it to a smaller jade piece..."

"Sorry, I don't have the habit of giving away jade to others." Sasaki replied, "And... I am an elite."

Jiang Cheng did not answer, but slowly started to walk forward, but at this moment, Gintoki suddenly asked.

"What exactly are you here for?"

"I'm just trying to settle an old debt for the wandering girl who was owed [beep——] wages." Jiang Cheng replied casually, then started again and left slowly.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's leaving figure, Gintoki was thoughtful.

"I almost forgot, I'm still on the mission to protect Edo Castle," Sasaki said as if something suddenly occurred to him, "We can close the door, but we must not let suspicious people in this time."

"Sasaki..."

Before Lord Matsudaira could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Sasaki.

"Mr. Matsudaira, the task of guarding Edo Castle should have nothing to do with the Shinsengumi. Please don't make things difficult for me. After all, our mission is to clean up all suspicious people who try to enter Edo Castle."

Instantly, Fourteen became unhappy, but before Fourteen could make a move, he was stopped by Kondo on the side.

"Sasaki, are all the things in the city over?" Songpinggong raised his eyes and asked Sasaki.

"The assassins were all bitten to pieces because they provoked a passing beast. The culprit behind the assassins... has also been captured and imprisoned in the city's prison."

"Did you take advantage of that idiot?" Gintoki glanced at Sasaki.

"It's hard to say, because in the end...I haven't found out who won. Everyone seems to have lost," Sasaki replied.