Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 632: The more you want to cry, the more you have to laugh!

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"Then...that, Mr. Gengai!" Xinbaji seemed to have made up his mind, turned around and said to Mr. Gengai: "Brother Aichi, as expected..."

Hearing the sound, Mr. Yuanwai was silent for two seconds before slowly speaking: "The human heart has stopped functioning, and all body functions are supported by the right half of the body. In other words, it is now dependent on machinery for survival. "

After saying that, Mr. Yuanwai stepped out of the room and gently closed the sliding door.

In the room, A Miao, who was kneeling in front of the quilt, and Xin Baji, who was standing aside, kept their original movements. The two people's eyes showed the same sadness, and they were silent for a long time.

"I thought he finally came back..." Xinbaji lowered his head and said softly, unable to hide his disappointment, "It's so cruel. You can't live without relying on machinery... This kind of thing is really..."

At this time, A Miao interrupted Xinbaji's words without looking back: "Xinjiang, no matter what he becomes, the eldest brother is still the eldest brother, and you can't let him see such an expression, right? Have you forgotten? ? The agreement with my eldest brother..."

——Memory of the exclusive dividing line——

"How many times have I told you?"

In the yard, A Miao (a child), who was carrying a bamboo sword for practice, looked at Xin Bajia (a child), who was shorter than him and held a bamboo sword with his head lowered, and complained, with a slightly serious tone.

"Whether you are swinging a sword or doing other things, didn't you say that your posture must be correct? Think of an axis in your body, and your body should make circular motions around that axis!"

Seeing the serious expression on A Miao's face, Xin Baji sobbed twice, then raised his face and howled loudly.

"I don't understand! Sister, because there is no axis in my body!"

Looking at his brother who was still crying in front of him, A Miao frowned and complained: "Really, didn't you say you can't cry? Are you still considered the son of a samurai? Shin-chan."

"But..." Xin Baji said with a cry.

"There is no but! There is no Masamune either!" A Miao instantly interrupted Shinpachi's words.

At this time, the apprentice who was practicing swinging his sword in the house was attracted by the noisy siblings in the yard.

"Ah hahaha, it's noisy again, little devils."

But at this moment, a serious scolding sound suddenly came from the yard.

"Hey! Where are you doing?!"

After seeing the middle-aged man walking towards A Miao and his sister, the two lazy apprentices exclaimed that something was wrong and quickly turned around and waved their swords attentively.

In the yard, after hearing the middle-aged man's voice, A Miao turned back to the middle-aged man - Shimura Ken and said: "Father, father, please say a few words to him, Shin-chan knows how to cry, and she always cries. Non-stop. Everyone laughed at him for being so noisy, which was embarrassing."

Boom! Boom!

Ken Shimura, who hit each brother and sister on the head with his fist, reprimanded: "You two are very noisy!"

At dusk, A Miao, who was sitting on the wooden steps under the eaves in front of the door, was still sobbing. Next to her, Xin Bajia was holding his knees and burying his head, sobbing similarly.

But at this moment, a young boy's laughter suddenly came from behind the two of them.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!"

Hearing the sound, A Miao and Xin Baji looked back.

The owner of the laughter - the young Omiichi walked towards the pair of siblings carrying a practice bamboo sword.

At the same time, he said carelessly: "They are really a pair of siblings who love to cry. What's wrong? Do you get paid for crying? Then I will pay you wages too, just smile!"

"Well…"

"Brother Ayi..."

After Omi put down the bamboo sword in her hand, she slowly came behind the two of them, squatted down slowly and put her hands on their shoulders respectively.

"Listen up, you two. The so-called tears are a convenience product that can wash away pain and sadness when shed. But one day, when you grow up, you will know that there are things in life. There is a great sadness that cannot be washed away by tears, and a heavy pain that cannot be shed by tears.”

After saying that, Omi raised her face and looked at the sky with firm eyes.

"So! A truly strong person will laugh more when he wants to cry. He will bear all the pain and sadness, but he will smile and move forward with them! If you want to cry now, then cry, but one day you will Both of us will become such powerful warriors."

"That's it..." A Miao suddenly thought of something and said, "That's why eldest brother is always smiling."

"I...I also want to become as powerful as Brother Hajime!" Shinpachi said, clenching his fists.

"Souga!" Omi suggested with a smile, "Then don't practice kendo today, let's practice laughing together! Ahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahaha!"

Seeing Omiichi laughing, A Miao was stunned for a moment and then practiced laughing with a grin.

Similarly, Xin Baji also laughed.

"Wahahahahaha!"

"Ah hahahaha!"

"Speak louder! A Miao!"

"You're so young! New boy, you want to be like me! Oh-hiahiahiahiahiahia-!!"

At this time, Ken Shimura, who came behind the three of them unknowingly, raised the bamboo sword in his hand without any explanation.

"You three are so noisy!!"

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!

After Shimura Ken left, Omiichi and A'miao each lay on the ground with a big bag on their head for a long time without getting up.

"No..." Omiichi struggled to raise her head, and with tears in her eyes, she reached out and touched the big bump on her head, "I can't forget this pain even if I cry."

Slowly getting up, the Amiao siblings, who also had tears in their eyes because of the pain, looked at Omiichi in front of them and couldn't help laughing, leaving the pain behind.

One brings one up, one infects one...

"Hahahahaha..."

——Memory of the dividing line at the end——

"...No matter what form it is, we meet Omiichi again." A Miao looked at Omiichi who was still sleeping with soft eyes, "I saw that smiling face again, it's just like this... "

With that said, A Miao turned back to look at Xin Bajia, narrowed her eyes and showed a smile.

"...Isn't that enough?"

Looking at A Miao's slightly forced smile, Xin Baji murmured softly.

"elder sister……"

Outside the door, everyone in Jiang Cheng sitting under the eaves remained silent, and no one spoke first.

The first ones to get up were Kondo and Kubei. As if they had made an appointment, they stood up at the same time in tacit agreement and walked slowly towards the door at the same time.

Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Kagura watched the two of them slowly leaving, and on the way the two of them turned their heads almost at the same time, showing whether they wanted to cry or not, and even looked a little bit hopeless.

It wasn't until the two started to disappear again that Gintoki and Kagura looked at each other.

"It's time for me to go back."

When Jiang Cheng stood up, he easily lifted up Qingta, who was still sleeping due to some indigestible poisonous substances.

Gintoki raised his eyes and glanced at Jiang Cheng's back, which was walking casually. His eyes had no energy at all all year round, and it was impossible to tell what he was thinking.

"Gin-chan?" Kagura shouted in confusion.

Hearing the sound, Gintoki glanced at Yule and shrugged casually.

It's late at night...

Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng's room.

Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground and had just finished a game, chose to restart the game and said without looking back: "I don't remember you not coming in through the front door, but sneaking in from other places. It’s your habit to come to other people’s homes, Gintoki.”

Gintoki, who didn't know when he arrived, was lying on the floor looking through a photo album that he found from Jiang Cheng's room. He slowly sat up and put the photo album into his pocket naturally. Chest.

"Is he... an acquaintance of yours?" Gintoki asked casually, picking his nose with his little finger.

"Who?" Jiang Cheng asked without looking back.

Gintoki curled his lips and said with a hint of displeasure, "You are always so annoying no matter what."

"The same goes for you, you always have naturally curly hair."

Veins popped up on Gintoki's face instantly: "What do you mean I always have natural curly hair? Does it mean I'm as annoying as natural curly hair?"

"Gintoki..." Jiang Cheng turned around and looked at Gintoki in disbelief, "You... your [natural curling] today... actually got a little better!"

"Don't talk like it's a virus! Bastard!!" Gintoki clenched his fists, stood up, rolled his eyes and cursed, "And what is [natural curling]?! What kind of evolution is it! No , saying it’s evolution feels more like degeneration!”

"Ah, [natural curling] has degenerated a little bit again." Jiang Cheng covered his mouth with a look of surprise on his face.

"Want to die?"

"Keep up the good work, Gintoki." Jiang Cheng encouraged, "If you continue at this speed, you may become a human again in your next life."

"It's too long!!" Gintoki cursed with his veins popping.

"Ah~" Jiang Cheng stood up and stretched, "Goodbye, Gintoki, who is no longer a human being."

Gintoki, who forcibly suppressed his anger, glanced at Jiang Cheng again: "What is going on with that man? You should know, right?"

"I know your size..." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes with disdain, "I'm not a mechanic. I've already said that I don't know you. I don't have any acquaintances who are half-robots."

"No, don't you like robots the most?" Gintoki picked his nose and answered casually, "So I was wondering if you were penetrated between your buttocks by the laser fired by that man's right body when you were in the universe. of."

"Ah! I found a wild natural curl!" Jiang Cheng pointed out the window and shouted in surprise, then took advantage of Gintoki's dazed moment to kick him out of the window.

After doing all this, Jiang Cheng closed the window, ignoring Gintoki who was lying head down on the street and his body was still twitching from time to time.

The next morning, we really selected and organized the camp.

For some reason, there were Shinsengumi team members running around in panic everywhere.

Looking at Kondo, who was hugging his knees and huddled in the quilt with his eyes blankly, Fourteen, holding a cigarette in his mouth, said calmly: "Where have you been? To be honest, something big has happened now. If you are not careful, the earth may be over. Oh."

"Eh-really?" Kondo was still curled up in the quilt without moving. "Isn't this good? Anyway, I am finished, and my relationship is finished, so why don't we all finish together."

"It feels like he's in full comfort-seeking mode again." Sougo glanced at Fourteen with squinted eyes and complained with disgust, "I definitely don't want to listen to him."

Fourteen lowered his head and sighed.

"It's so troublesome. Let's talk about the important points and get to work."

On the other side, the Yagyu family.

"Young Master——!" Dongcheng shouted as he hurried to the door of Jiubei's house and opened the door of Jiubei's house, "I said where have you been running so far? Something big is happening in Edo now!"

But just after he finished speaking, when he saw Kyuubei kneeling on the floor in white clothes with a dagger for committing seppuku in front of him, Dongcheng suddenly felt bad.

"Something big happened here too——!!"

"I feel disgusted with myself." Jiubei closed his eyes and said slowly, and then slowly opened his eyes, "I actually want to obliterate the existence that A Miao cherishes so much. I should be so filthy that I should be obliterated. That’s right!!”

Looking at Kyuubei picking up the dagger used for seppuku, Tojo stepped forward without any hesitation and came to Kyuubei's back and held up Kyuubei's arm.

"Calm down, young master!" Dongcheng stopped him, "Watch TV! TV! The whole human race is about to be wiped out!"

"Don't touch me!!" After Jiubei threw away the dagger, he dragged Dongcheng up and smashed it against the wall nearby.

boom! !

"Ugh!" Dongcheng cried out in pain as the entire wall was smashed, "Ah, it's exposed..."

Yoshihara.

Jiang Cheng, who was awakened by the noise on the street, came to the window while yawning in his pajamas.

"What are you doing? It's so noisy so early in the morning...ah!"

Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who had a kunai on his forehead, rolled his eyes and fell down behind him.

Yue Yong, who was directing the evacuation downstairs, rolled his eyes and shouted angrily: "It's been so long and you still want to sleep!"

Jiang Cheng got up after pulling out the kunai on his forehead, came to the window again, looked at the Baihua girls who were guiding the wandering girls to evacuate on the street, and asked casually.

"What's wrong? Is the earth going to be destroyed?"

A young lady Baihua ran over and reported to Yue Yong: "Chief! The machine that controls the sky above Yoshihara is too old and can't be moved at all!"

"Take that idiot with you!" Yue Yong said to Miss Baihua, pointing to Jiang Cheng who had just turned around to go back to sleep at the window upstairs.

Edo, Kabukicho, Machinery Hall.

Gintoki, who was leaning on the door frame, put his kimono pocket in his pocket and asked Mr. Gengai who was busy with something in the room.

"Did you find any problem? Call me to a place like this."

"Actually, I found something when I was checking his body," Mr. Gengai said without looking back, "Well, there was nothing I could do, so I just put it aside."

"Huh? What did you just say?"

"The semi-mechanized body is implanted with interstellar wave laser cannons that are activated at regular intervals. The targets are the various planets of the Planetary Alliance. Once launched, it will become the earth and provoke a war with the entire galaxy..."

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