Maybe a Fake Gintama

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Piyi Mengxing, the country that developed the interstellar wave laser cannon.

In other words, it's a planet that no one else can match when it comes to making laser cannons.

A few days ago, the bill proposed by the Earth to the Planetary Alliance [requiring a ban on the production, import and export of interstellar wave laser cannons due to the difficulty of controlling them] was confirmed to be passed.

This behavior of the Earth completely angered the Piyi Mengxing, the country that developed the interstellar wave laser cannon. It even regarded the Earth as a thorn in its side and secretly drove a spacecraft to the sky above the Earth.

Therefore, this group of dwarfs wearing masks in the name of terrorists appeared on the live TV screen in Jiang Cheng's room——

[You Earthlings don’t seem to understand how much benefit the use of laser cannons will bring to the country. ]

[So, in order for you to experience it for yourself, we sent you a great gift. ]

…

[There are still twenty-four hours before the laser cannon is activated. If you have been hesitant, tomorrow will be the day when Star Wars breaks out. From now on, it will be engraved in the history of the universe... no, in people's memory. ]

[Then...the earth that started the war will be the first to turn into cosmic dust, right? ]

[Also, don’t do the foolish thing of trying to find this gift on Earth, because it is equipped with an emergency defense system. ]

[If you act rashly, the planet will be destroyed before the laser cannon is fired. ]

"Ha~"

Jiang Cheng, who was holding his cheek with one hand and lying on his side on the floor watching TV, yawned and then raised the remote control to turn off the TV.

"Is breakfast ready yet?" Jiang Cheng turned around and shouted casually toward the door, "Yueyue-Sunlun-is hungry-"

Shila——

Yue Yong opened the door of Jiang Cheng's room, rolled her eyes and shouted angrily: "How long have you been thinking about eating? Earth... Yoshihara is about to finish it! Didn't you say that you are Yoshiwara's in the last chapter? Night King? Think of a way for me!"

Jiang Cheng sat up, spread his hands and said nonchalantly: "If you are too hungry,

The brain can't work either, and didn't the [beep——] star just say that? There are still twenty-four hours left. "

"It's Piyi Mengxing!"

"Anyway, you can't think of anything good to do when you're hungry! Hinawa-chan—please have breakfast—"

"It'll be ready soon~" Riun's voice came from outside the door.

"Rilun, you dote on this loser too much, don't you?" Yue Yong turned around and complained to Rilun who was sitting in the wheelchair, "Speaking of which, this is not the time to eat leisurely, right?"

"Could it be that... Yueyue, do you want to take advantage of this critical moment to stay behind?" Rilun covered his face and looked at Yueyong in surprise, then took out a small medicine bag from his sleeve and stuffed it in Entering Yue Yong's hands, "This is a secret formula that can help you get pregnant in one go! Without further ado, act quickly!"

"Who said you want such a thing!" Yue Yong blushed and slammed the small medicine bag in her hand on the ground, then pointed at Jiang Cheng and argued frantically to Rilun, "Also, who said you want to give it to me?" Leave behind such a completely hopeless man!"

"No, I didn't say it was Jiang Chengsang." Nichirin narrowed his eyes and said with a smile.

"Uh!" Yue Yong choked.

Jiang Cheng in the room waved his hands and said casually: "What a coincidence. I don't want my future children to have such a hopeless mother. Besides, it's more appropriate to say mother than father, right?"

"Shut up!!" Yue Yong instantly took out two kunai from his sleeves and threw the kunai towards Jiang Cheng with all his strength.

puff! (Sound of kunai entering the body)

Bah——(sound of blood fountain)

Boom! (Sound of idiot falling to the ground)

Looking at Yueyong who was still in the posture of throwing kunai, with a red face and panting heavily, Hinawa couldn't help but smile, then turned the direction of the automatic wheelchair and slowly left along the side of the corridor.

“Breakfast will be ready if you wait a little~”

…

"What do you think?" Yue Yong, who was leaning against Jiang Cheng's door, asked.

"What do I think?"

Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment, then held his chin and looked at Yue Yong carefully.

A few seconds later, Jiang Cheng folded his hands and chuckled softly, saying: "Don't underestimate me, Yueyue, it is true that I like Oppai very much, but I also have requirements for character. Give up, I will never I would leave my children with such an unhappy family..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who was hit by two kunai on his forehead again, rolled his eyes and lay down straight behind him.

Yue Yong clenched her fists, with bruised veins and white eyes, and shouted angrily: "I didn't ask you that! After all, it's the greatest misfortune for your child to have a stay-at-home dad like you who doesn't work! Even during the parent-teacher meeting , your children won’t be embarrassed to introduce their squatting dad to their classmates!”

"The same goes for you!" Jiang Cheng got up and retorted angrily with his eyes rolled, "Your child will definitely not be embarrassed to introduce you to others at the parent-teacher meeting. Except for your body, you are as smelly as a man." A woman is her mother, right?! She will definitely not be able to hold her head high in front of her classmates and teachers! She will also stop communicating with classmates because of you and become more and more withdrawn, and eventually become a delinquent!"

"Who is a stinky woman like a man?! I'll give you those last words intact! Your child will become more and more withdrawn and eventually become a stay-at-home guy like you who is out of touch with society and has no job. !”

Veins popped up on Jiang Cheng's face, and he gritted his teeth and replied: "Huh?! Are you looking down on squatting at home? Do you know how many squatting at home there are in Japan now?! Do you know how many games and animation-related industries they have stimulated? Is it economical?! By the way, even the famous sextuplets next door are staying at home!"

"I think you are looking down on bad guys! You have three men in your house!!"

"No," Jiang Cheng raised his hand and shook his head, replying expressionlessly, "I didn't look down on the bad guy, I only looked down on you, Yueyue."

"Washing inside——!!" Yue Yong took out several kunai again and threw them at Jiang Cheng hard, "You useless man who can't even close the skylight!!"

Whoosh whoosh!

Jiang Cheng, who was covered in kunai, rolled his eyes again.

"That...it was just because the switch was too old and was accidentally broken..."

After saying that, Jiang Chengcai fell straight forward.

thump--

…

In the Machinery Hall, Gintoki, who had already watched the live TV broadcast, stood in front of the TV and murmured: "Could it be that that bastard... came back to destroy his hometown?"

The old man from Yuanwai on the side held his hands and spoke slowly: "The Piyi Mengxing people use the entire planet to develop the weapons industry, just like huge weapons merchants. But they are not stupid enough to do such a thing throughout the country. But in Behind it, there are also underground organizations called "Tinder Houses" that specialize in provoking wars.

The Space Sword Master, who is famous in many interstellar wars, if he was made into a hero just to start a war... I'm afraid that boy didn't realize that he was being used, right? "

"What's the way to stop that half of his body?" Gintoki turned away and asked Mr. Gengai calmly.

Old man Yuanwai lowered his head and said nothing.

"Tell me," Gintoki turned around and looked at Mr. Gengai, and then said matter-of-factly: "Is this a job that Shinpachi and Miao can't take on?"

After hearing this, Mr. Gengai sighed, then turned and walked into the back room of the Machinery Hall. After a few seconds, he came out with a knife with a scabbard.

While extending the knife in his hand to Gintoki, Mr. Gengai reminded him: "Listen up, Gintoki. As long as you insert this knife equipped with an intelligence jamming device into him, you can delay his death." Emergency system activated. In the meantime, destroy half of his body and stop all functions."

Gintoki did not take the knife, but asked: "What will happen to the remaining half of the body?"

"Didn't I say it before? He relies on machinery to maintain his life now. If he loses half of his functions, the remaining half of his body can only turn into a corpse."

After hearing this, Gintoki lowered his head and stared at the sword in Mr. Gengai's hand without saying a word. After a long silence, he stretched out his hand to take the sword and held it in his hand.

"That idiot, no wonder he said he's not a mechanic..." Gintoki spat and cursed, "You're waiting for me in a place like this. It seems that the old man and that idiot have already been in contact, and they were prepared in advance. Got something like this. Cut!”

"I was just asked to work." Mr. Gengai touched his bald head and laughed, "Of course, if you don't want to do it..."

"Is there really no other way? The way to keep that man alive..." Gintoki raised his eyes and glanced at Mr. Gengai, interrupting him.

"No," Mr. Gengai shook his head, "This is the only way."

"Then, there is no other way, so I can only do it."

After saying that, Gintoki turned around without looking back, raised his hand, waved it and left slowly.

However, what Gintoki and Mr. Gengai didn't know was that Miao, who had been leaning in the corner of the door for some time, listened to their conversation word for word.

…

In the Shinsengumi camp, Kondo, who had put on his uniform, and Fourteen, who was holding a cigarette, were standing in front of a group of Shinsengumi team members who were lined up and ready to go, giving final reminders and instructions before the action.

"Yoshi! Next we have to track down the interstellar wave laser cannon, and we won't let any of the suspicious guys go!"

"Hijikata-san," Sougo raised his hand and asked, "What does this suspicious guy look like?"

Fourteen thought for a moment and then replied seriously: "A guy who looks like he can shoot lasers."

"Hey," Sougo pointed at Fourteen and turned to look at the team members behind him and reminded him, "This guy has an idiot beam emitting from his head. Catch him."

next moment……

Fourteen, who was suppressed by a group of Shinsengumi team members, yelled with blue veins and white eyes: "Let me go! Are you bastards looking for death?! Hey, Kondo-san! Say something too ah!"