Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Stop it."

While Dingpachi and Xiaoshimaru were having a fuss, Kintoki's voice came from behind them along with slow footsteps.

Hearing the sound, Dingba and Xiaoshimaru stopped what they were doing at the same time and looked back.

I saw——

Kintoki, who arrived on the roof at some unknown time, rubbed his face with both hands in a motion like laser rain while walking towards Shitball, while speaking plausibly.

"Although I don't know what you are talking about, there is one thing I must say!" With that, Kintoki, who had already arrived in front of Xiaoshiwan, lifted up his hair, raised his hands and continued: " It resonates deeply~”

Seeing Kintoki transforming into another person (a former women's football player), Gintoki just had a dark face and twitching mouth corners in silence.

(Eki Sawa, a former female football player from the island country, starred in the promotional CM for the Japanese premiere of Rise of the Planet of the Apes. She once suggested that she could resonate with the orangutan leader in the film "who is also the captain and has the inner struggle before making a decision.")

…

Looking at Kintoki who still maintained that appearance and the little Shitball sitting obediently on his head, Kagura clenched her little fists and exclaimed in praise:

"As expected of Jin-chan Aru! We resonated with him in an instant!"

At this time, Gintoki finally came to his senses and complained loudly: "Wait a minute -! That's not Jin Sang! He's not the captain of Master House at all! If you look carefully, it's another captain!"

Ignoring Gintoki's complaints, along with the sound of music, Kintoki picked up the microphone he took out from nowhere and sang loudly like a concert.

"Then let's all come together~

Then shine, UltraSoul! ! "

"Hey!"×5

"Ouch~"×1

"Why did everyone agree to end it with "UltraSoul"? ! "As he said that, Gintoki pointed at Yule and Dingharu who had joined them at some unknown time, and continued to complain, "And... Xiaodama! Why are you even joining in the fun? "

…

While Gintoki, Kodama, and Sadaharu's "Everything House SEPIA" were defeated repeatedly, Jiangcheng who was in Yoshiwara also encountered a little trouble...

No, it’s not quite accurate to say it’s a small trouble. It should be said that it’s a little bit… strange…

"That..." Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged in front of the computer and holding a game controller, squinted his eyes and turned around to look at the Baihua members who were kneeling behind him, as well as Yue Yong and Rilun in the wheelchair, and said with a smile. He asked in a loud voice: "Is everyone busy today? Why have everyone been staring at me so closely since the morning?"

"Indeed, if you feel it carefully, it seems to be a little different from the usual Jiangcheng-sama."

"Really? I feel like it's just the usual Jiang Chengsama."

"Look at that, Jiang Chengsama's usual ponytail has two more hairs than the ponytail she wears today."

"Ah! When you say that, it's true!"

"Also, although I am still a scumbag Nite who only knows how to stay in his room and play games, I still feel like something is wrong."

"That's right, that scumbag... no, Jiang Chengsama feels better."

…

Listening to the whispers of the Baihua ladies, Jiang Cheng silently sprouted a vein on his temple, and said with a smile: "Hey, I don't know what you are doing, but who just said scumbag Nite?" ? And... who just called out scum? By the way... how did you find out that the ponytail was tied with two hairs!"

"It's not just that the ponytail is missing two hairs," Waidomaru, who was mixed in at some point, raised his hand and said,

"Jiang Chengsama's state was also a bit wrong last night. He lost about three minutes and twenty seconds less than usual."

Kuzuha, who naturally blended in with Momoka-san along with Soudomaru, rolled up her sleeves and said, "Yes, it usually takes longer~"

"But don't worry, I think it's probably just because of my poor condition yesterday." Uidomaru took the words and continued, then stood up and spread the bedding he brought with him on the floor beside him, "If you can, please give me a sama Prove yourself.”

"I also want to prove Jiang Chengsama's innocence." Kuzu Ye, who was also spreading the quilt aside, looked like she was thinking about Jiang Cheng, and then started to untie her own waist with both hands, "If it is In order to prove Jiang Chengsama’s innocence, please use my body as you like! Please don’t pity me!”

"Me too." Wadōmaru, who was already lying on the quilt, echoed.

"Then I'm not welcome." With that said, Jiang Cheng threw Kuzuye and Outodomaru out of the window with all his strength, taking the quilt with him.

Ignoring the screams of the two people and the "ding" sound that turned into stars, Jiang Cheng closed the window and sat back in front of the computer.

But just as they sat down, the Baihua ladies, who had some doubts at first, changed their attitudes and rushed toward Jiang Cheng.

"Jiang Chengsama! It is indeed the living Jiangcheng Sama!"

"That's right! This is Jiang Chengsama!"

"Totally S, Jiangcheng-sama! I love you so much!"

"The way you treat that kind of woman without any mercy is completely the same as Jiang Cheng's sama!"

"I have believed in Jiangcheng-sama from the beginning!"

"Liar! You were the one who doubted Jiang Chengsama the most just now! I am the one who believed in Jiang Chengsama from the beginning!"

"No! It's me!"

"it's me!!"

…

Looking at the Baihua ladies who were about to hang on to him and were still arguing non-stop, Jiang Cheng was still confused and asked: "Hey, what happened to you today? What are you talking about? Really? It’s very strange.”

"It has nothing to do with us," explained a Baihua sister who was holding Jiang Cheng's right arm tightly for fear that others would take it away. "It was the leader who said..."

Whoosh whoosh!

Several kunai stuck on the floor stopped the Baihua lady from continuing.

"Um..." Jiang Cheng silently pulled out the kunai stuck on the back of his head, and even brought out a few drops of blood. "Next time, please aim a little better? Yueyue..."

Yue Yong hummed and said nothing, but pushed Ri Lun around and walked slowly towards the door.

"Did this woman take the wrong medicine today?" Jiang Cheng complained with a strange look in his eyes, "What exactly is going on?"

A Baihua girl explained: "To put it simply, the leader watched the episode yesterday where Doo OA Dream was replaced by his own shadow."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng still looked confused, "What are you talking about?"

"that is…"

The sound of swishing kunushi once again stopped Miss Baihua from continuing.

"Go on patrol, disbanded." Yue Yong, who had just walked to the door, reminded lightly.

Hearing the sound, the Baihua ladies reluctantly got up and dispersed.

…

On the street of Yoshihara, Yue Yong was leaning against the wall of a dumpling shop, her brows furrowed, as if she was thinking about something.

Nichirin, holding hot tea in his hand and a plate of dumplings on his lap, smiled and said, "I think it's probably just because you are too tired, Yueyue. Jiang Chengsang is still exactly the same as before."

"No, I always feel that something is wrong." Yue Yong shook her head gently, "I always feel that..."

"Oh! I know!" Rilun suddenly thought of something, raised an index finger and continued with a smile, "Yueyue must have felt that Jiang Chengsang's attitude towards you has been a bit cold recently, so she felt something was wrong, right?"

"That's not true!" Yue Yong blushed and complained, "Who would have such a reason! There is no such thing at all!"

"If not..." As he spoke, Nilun raised his teacup and took a sip. He continued casually, "Then it's probably because Yueyue is too nervous due to work. It might be good to take a little rest. a little."

"No!" Yue Yong retorted, and then racked her brains to find out what was wrong, "It's that...this...it just doesn't feel right anyway!"

Nichiro analyzed slowly: "I feel something is wrong. After racking my brains, I can't find anything wrong. That means there is nothing wrong. Maybe you are really tired recently. How about taking a good rest?"

"I've already said that!" Yue Yong retorted a little frantically, but then she suddenly thought of something, "I thought of it! What was wrong with that idiot... I finally thought of it!"

"What is it?"

"Verbal... sexual harassment!" Yue Yong replied seriously.

After Rilun was silent for a long time, he smiled reluctantly and said to comfort: "Um... I will make good arrangements for Baihua's patrol missions in the past few days. Yueyue, you can go and have a good rest."

"I said it has nothing to do with whether you have had a good rest or not!" Yue Yong retorted angrily with her eyes rolled, then she calmed down and spoke slowly, "At least that idiot always talks about sexual harassment that makes people angry. topic, but the anger I felt at that time was slightly different from the anger I had when he said those words in the past two days."

"I don't understand what you are talking about at all..." Rilun smiled awkwardly and complained, "But then again, it turns out that Jiang Chengsang is this kind of person, verbal sexual harassment?"

"No, it's not. Although it sounds like it, it's just because that person is an idiot." Yue Yong subconsciously defended Jiang Cheng.

"Um...what are you talking about, Yueyue?"

"No, don't worry about it." Yue Yong, who realized that she had just defended herself a little too quickly, looked a little unnatural on her face. Then he continued: "But I feel a little different these two days. Although I say the same words and do the same things as usual, this kind of Huo Da is slightly different from the previous Huo Da."

After Nilun thought for a moment, he smiled again and raised an index finger: "In short, Jiang Chengsang's verbal sexual harassment before was just like what the person he liked said casually, but now It feels like it’s coming from a stranger’s mouth. Right?”

"Ah, that's right." Yue Yong nodded subconsciously, but then suddenly reacted and defended loudly with a blushing face: "No -!! It's not what you said Rilun at all! Who would I like that kind of man! At most, he feels like an acquaintance!"

"Yueyue... I think it's better for you to take a rest." Rilun suggested kindly.

Just as Yue Yong was about to retort, she suddenly heard a commotion coming from a tall building not far away. It seemed that... a crowd had gathered.

When Yueyong took a closer look, her pupils couldn't help but shrink - she saw a wandering girl wearing a pink embroidered kimono and glasses standing alone on the edge of the rooftop of the building.

"That...that is...!!"

A young lady from Baihua who ran over reported: "Chief! I heard that the customer she liked was snatched away by another travel girl, so that travel girl wanted to commit suicide!"

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong's face was obviously relieved.

Rilun, who noticed it, asked: "Huh? Why is Yueyue obviously relieved on your face?"

"Yes?" Yue Yong pretended to be calm and replied, "No, I never thought it might be related to that idiot. Absolutely not."

Rilun smiled awkwardly and complained: "Yueyue, you are becoming less and less self-proclaimed on the topic of Jiang Chengsang..."

"I told you I never thought about it that way!!" Yue Yong shouted, and then coughed twice, "There is no other way, I can only ask Kagura and the others for this kind of thing."

…

Three o'clock in the afternoon.

More and more people gathered in front of the building, but fortunately, there were no shouts like those in the news, "Why don't you jump yet?" or "Jump quickly! Don't waste time! You're still in a hurry." Go to work!", "Should you dance or not! Just jump faster!", "It only takes one second, jump fast, girl!" were the scumbags who were holding up their mobile phones and preparing to post updates.

Instead, everyone was kindly trying to persuade the girl on the roof not to do anything stupid.

"Come on! Calm down!" someone onlookers shouted.

"Don't come over! Come over and I'll jump down!" the tourist girl shouted excitedly.

Among the crowd, standing in front of Kagura and Shinpachi, Yue Yong, holding a pipe in his arms and holding a pipe in his mouth, explained helplessly: "I heard that the guest I liked was snatched away by another wandering girl. Between men and women, I really can’t understand the ambiguity between them, it’s very nerve-wracking.”

"After all, my uncle just likes Oppai." Kagura nodded and said, "To be honest, my uncle has been in many relationships, but those are definitely just for Oppai. There is absolutely no such thing as love. Let’s talk seriously about Aru!”

"It has nothing to do with that idiot!" Yue Yong argued excitedly, "Why are you talking about that idiot at this time?!"

"But having said that, where is Jiang Chengsang?" Xin Baji looked around.

"I told you not to talk about that idiot again!" Yue Yong rolled his eyes and shouted, then calmed down, curled his lips and continued, "Probably playing games in the room."

At this moment, a man with naturally curly silver hair and a face full of depression came to the side of the wandering girl who was about to jump off the building and placed the wine glass in her hand on the fence.

"I'm a little depressed," Gintoki said without looking up at the wine glass in his hand, "I want to be alone for a while. Could you please go further?"

"A truly melancholy guy appears!!" Shinbachi complained.

At this time, Jin Toki, who came to the other side of the wandering girl, placed a can of herbal tea on the fence and said at the same time: "Calm down, can you have a cup of tea with me before you die?"

"Jin Sang is here too!!"

[Gintoki-sama, it’s going to be a direct duel, you can’t lose here! ] Xiaoyu... or Yule in the crowd now holds her hands in front of her chest, cheering for Gintoki in her heart.

The wandering girl standing on the fence looked sideways at Jin Shi and said fiercely: "Don't come near me anymore! Leave me alone!"

Jinshi replied: "A guy who wants to be left alone would not choose such a gorgeous way to die."

"Because I want to see this blue sky at the end, the deep blue sky that reflects my heart." Gintoki murmured, lowering his head.

"There was one person who didn't even think about trying to persuade her! He just wanted to jump off first!" Shinbachi complained again.

Jin Shi closed his eyes and continued with a soft expression: "Let's talk about it. Some words are easier to say to strangers."

"It's useless to tell you..." Gintoki looked away silently, with only a depressed expression on his face.

"I didn't ask you!!" Shinbachi complained with all his strength, his veins popping.

"Then let me listen and speak." Yue Yong raised her face and shouted.

"I didn't ask you either!!" Xin Bajia turned his face to the side and reminded a little frantically.

"Well..." The wandering girl standing on the fence turned to look at Gintoki and said, "Although I am not suitable, I will bring you the souvenirs of the underworld, just tell me."

"Are you coming too?!"

As soon as Xin Baji finished speaking, the crowd suddenly became commotion again.

"That's right, little brother! Say it! Cheer up!"

"Don't give in—!"

"Calm down--!"

…

Looking at the crowd who kept shouting and persuading Gintoki, Shinpachi complained again: "Hey, what's going on now? Who are you trying to help?"

"It's so noisy!" Gintoki shouted angrily, "Don't be so gentle to me! I'll cry for you!"

As he said that, Gintoki put down the wine glass in his hand and climbed up little by little with his hands on the fence, "Finally...it's great to meet people like you who treat me with kindness even if they don't know me..."

"Wait a minute! Brother!"

There were voices in the crowd advising Gintoki one after another.

But at this moment, looking at Gintoki dawdling on the fence, Xiaoyu suddenly noticed something and thought in her heart: [No, that's not right, people who want to commit suicide usually only care about themselves and have no time to think about other people's affairs. At this time, if you see someone who is more unfortunate than yourself, you will feel sympathy for others and stop committing suicide. 】

Thinking about it, Xiaoyu suddenly found that Gintoki had stood up at this time, turned around very quickly and rushed towards the wandering girl, and then thought to herself: [That is... a blind trick! With an ability to understand subtle human emotions that robots don't have, Silver... defeated Gold! 】

But the next moment...

"Ah! Sorry!!" Gintoki flew up and kicked Kintoki with both feet, "My mood was too heavy and I accidentally slipped!"

Xiaoyu:......

Upstairs, at this critical moment, Yume... no, it should be said that Kozaru rushed in front of Kintoki and opened his hands to block Kintoki's face.

Seeing the wig fall off, revealing the original appearance of the little ape, Gintoki, who was still in the air, suddenly felt bad and showed a constipated expression.

[Original, it turns out to be you! ! 】

Snapped! !

Gintoki, who had no time to brake, kicked Kozaru directly and knocked him downstairs.

"Ah——!!" Xiao Yuan screamed, "I just want to attract Jin Sang's attention!"

"Little monkey!" Gintoki shouted.

"Hmph, Gintoki, you are completely finished now..." Kintoki said with a soft snort.

But then Kintoki suddenly opened his eyes wide, because Kintoki saw that Gintoki jumped down without any hesitation at this time.

Seeing Gintoki running risklessly on the wall to catch up with the little ape and holding the little ape's hand, Shinpachi and others also showed expressions of disbelief and horror.

Looking at Gintoki who was about to land, Xiaodama took a step forward and shouted: "Gintoki-sama——!!"

But at this moment, an umbrella flew straight from a distance, and the end of the umbrella was directly inserted into the clothes on Gintoki's shoulders, and Gintoki was firmly nailed to the wall.

boom! !

"Ugh!" Gintoki, whose back hit the solid wall hard, spat out a mouthful of blood, then turned towards the direction where the umbrella flew and cursed with rolled eyes, "Asshole! It's like this every time! Change to something gentler. Isn’t this the right method?! I can’t even figure out whether I was rescued or not! Don’t you feel uncomfortable if you don’t let someone break two bones or something?!”

Just after he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly discovered something again and smiled softly, while his expression gradually softened.

That was - Kagura, Dingharu and Shinpachi were currently under him, still maintaining the movement of picking up people.

"What a random guy!" came an accusation from the crowd.

"I'm not messing around," Gintoki looked at the two people at his feet who were still picking up people, and murmured, "Because I know you will definitely come to save me. The consequences will be a little more serious. Now there are consequences like this. There will never be consequences more serious than now..."

Maybe this is a fake Gintama