Maybe a Fake Gintama

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At this time, the new eight-year-old sitting at the end of the long table, holding a pen and paper in his hand, flashed his lenses and glanced at Yamazaki: "Mr. Yamazaki, I heard that you are a complainer of the Shinsengumi. Can you speak louder? 30 points."

Looking at Xin Baji, who was writing something on the paper with his head down, Yamazaki, who had not yet wiped the blood off his face, said quickly: "No, what score are you trying to score? Xin Baji, Mr. Xin Baji?"

"Is this the end?" Shinpachi pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and the light flashed on the lenses again. He glanced at Yamazaki again, and said calmly: "If it were me, I would also add "I don't want to" I'm being lectured by you who don't complain." "

Kagura covered her mouth and raised her eyebrows with a teasing look on her face as she answered: "Oh, oh, this is the level of a rigid guy working in the government~"

Hearing the sound, a blue vein popped up on Yamazaki's cheek silently, and at the same time, half of his face couldn't stop twitching. He said unhappily: "What's going on?" These guys are full of malice! I just want to cause trouble! no! I need to cheer up! hateful! The blood is so bad that my vision is blurred...]

Looking at Yamazaki across from him who was carefully wiping the corners of his eyes with his fingers, Xiaoyu very considerately handed him a pack of tissues.

Looking at the tissue that was suddenly handed to him, Yamazaki was a little stunned. Especially when he saw the owner of the hand that handed the tissue, he was so surprised that it was beyond words.

"If you don't mind it, please use this." Xiaoyu said.

[Little...Miss Xiaoyu! 】 Yamazaki was deeply moved.

"Are you okay? Do you need to call an ambulance?" Xiaoyu asked with concern.

While taking the tissue from Xiaoyu, Yamazaki quickly replied: "No, it's okay! I'm so sorry!"

Yamasaki took out a tissue and began to wipe the blood on his face. His heart was still full of emotion: "He is indeed a gentle person. There is always a gentleness that the girls in this work do not have. I really feel this way about you..."

Before Yamazaki was completely moved, he suddenly heard the voice of Shi Shi on the side.

"Generally speaking, handkerchiefs should be passed here instead of tissues, right? It can also be used to stop bleeding. Alas, it's really strange. I heard that you are a careful robot nanny. 45 points."

Looking at Fourteen who also started to give scores on the paper in the picky mother-in-law mode, Yamazaki complained crazily in his heart: [Why are you even starting to give scores? ! 】

Fourteen shook his shoulders,

Closing his eyes and pretending to be helpless, he continued: "After all, we are engaged in a job where new injuries are constant, and we must treat the wounds quickly. I thought you would ask the clerk to bring the first aid kit."

After saying that, Fourteen opened one eye and gently raised his eyes to glance at Xiaoyu.

[Why are you so stubborn here? ] Yamazaki complained again in his heart, [Please stop doing this kind of thing like a quarrel between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law! Deputy Chief! 】

At this time, Gintoki pointed at Fourteen and looked at Yamazaki and said: "I'm sorry, clerk, that V-shaped bangs seems to have injured your head."

Yamazaki, whose face once again had blue veins, gritted his teeth and reminded seriously: "So haven't I already said it before? I'm not a store employee! And I'm the one who got hurt!"

Shinpachi, who once again started to write something on the paper with his head down, reminded him calmly: "It would be better to leave the complaint just now to Hijikata-san."

[It’s too difficult to answer the phone! ] Yamazaki gritted his teeth in his heart.

Sougo, who was repeatedly writing the Chinese character for "kill" on the paper, said without raising his head: "Hijikata-san should have made a double complaint just now, but he was holding us back."

Fourteen slapped the table, looked at Sougo angrily and yelled: "Who are you grading?!"

"Hey, what have you been doing since just now?" Gintoki's face showed a bit of impatience, "Do you have any objections to our daughter?"

"Huh?" Fourteen instantly became unhappy and retorted with his veins popping: "You are the ones, do you have any opinions?"

Looking at Gintoki and Shishita who had unknowingly begun to fight each other on some spiritual level, Yamazaki thought helplessly in his heart: "It's so tense, there is no atmosphere of a blind date at all." 】

Seeing the atmosphere in the room starting to become a little heavier, Kondo stood up and waved his hands to smooth things over: "Okay, okay, everyone, calm down."

Coincidentally, just when Kondo finished speaking, the sliding door of the room was suddenly opened, and the waitress's voice came in at the same time.

"Awaited."

Seeing this, Kondo quickly continued: "Everyone, the food is here!"

…

Yamazaki ignored the dishes on the table and the high-grade gasoline in front of Xiaodama, and instead focused on the next development of the blind date.

【The opportunity has come! Let’s change the topic! 】

Thinking about it, Yamazaki nervously spoke to Xiaoyu opposite him: "Speaking of which, I met Miss Xiaoyu when I went shopping before. Can you also cook?"

"Because I am a robot nanny, I can do all the normal housework." Xiaoyu replied.

"That's right!" Kondo praised, then turned to look at Yamazaki, "She is such a capable little girl."

"Yes!" Yamazaki responded quickly, and at the same time he was overjoyed: [Great! This changes the atmosphere! 】

But before Yamazaki could finish being happy, the picky mother-in-law, Fourteenth, came online again, and he said unhurriedly: "Isn't it natural that a robot nanny can do this? And even if you say that, in fact, it can only Make potato stew?"

【Really! Why are you starting to find fault again? ] Yamazaki complained in his heart.

"What do you guys in the Shinsengumi usually eat?" Xiaoyu asked.

"We usually eat in the canteen of the camp," Yamazaki replied quickly, and then smiled sheepishly, "But there's nothing delicious. We always eat ramen or something."

"Hey, it's here~" Gintoki leaned close to Kodama's ear, raised his eyebrows and glanced at Yamazaki and said deliberately: "What he will definitely say next is "I really want to eat the food made by Kodama-san~""

"Hey~" Kagura leaned into Xiaoyu's ear and said deliberately in the same posture as Gintoki, "It's really old-fashioned~"

Seeing the performance of the two people, several black lines appeared in the corners of Yamazaki's eyes, and at the same time he complained again in his heart: "So it's too difficult to answer the conversation!" 】

Xin Baji, who was still writing something on the paper, said calmly: "Did you just use the comment that it's too difficult to answer words? It seems that your vocabulary is really lacking."

[Why can I even read my heart? And it’s too harsh! 】

"Too harsh... Well, this is the first time this has appeared, so I can add one point."

Kondo leaned close to Yamazaki, who was shaking with anger, and whispered in his ear: "If things are like this, there's no need to say 'I want to eat the food you cooked'." "

"There is no other way," Sougo began to offer advice and suggested: "Then skip a step and just say "I really want to eat Miss Xiaodama." "

[Skip too much! ! ] Yamazaki looked at Sougo and Kondo with black lines on his head, and at the same time complained crazily in his heart: [How casual are you guys in suggesting this! I was stopped talking, and finally I saw hope...]

Just when Yamazaki was bored and didn't know what to do, Xiaoyu's sudden words just broke the somewhat embarrassing situation in front of him.

"That way it will be nutritionally unbalanced. If you don't mind, please come to our store next time and I will cook for you."

Looking at Xiaoyu sitting opposite, Yamazaki was deeply moved: [Miss Xiaoyu——! ! She took care of my situation and even offered it! 】

"Is it really possible?" Yamazaki asked in surprise.

Xiaoyu nodded slightly: "Well, I will give full consideration to nutritional balance. Eating it will definitely make you full of energy."

Yamazaki, who was so moved that tears overflowed from the corners of his eyes, raised his face with his fists clenched and thought to himself: [Miss Xiaodama! In this whirlpool full of malice, you are the only light that illuminates me! 】

"You did it! Yamazaki!" Kondo praised Yamazaki.

"I did it!" Yamazaki, who couldn't hold back his tears, said with emotion, "I feel like my whole heart is so full that I can't even hold back any food."

"Then let's eat." Gintoki said casually as he picked up a whole plate of fresh sea bream sashimi and put it on his own plate.

"No, this is just a metaphor!"

"Xiaoyu, how about it? Why don't you just show your hand to them now." Gintoki continued.

"Oh!" Kondo exclaimed in surprise.

"Hey? Can we do it now?" Yamazaki looked at Xiaoyu expectantly.

"Well, dinner has been prepared in advance." Xiaoyu nodded lightly.

"Then, please!" Yamazaki replied quickly, and then his whole face was filled with indescribable happiness, commonly known as - cherry's delusion.

[Ah~happiness~it’s like a dream~I didn’t expect to be able to taste the food made by Miss Xiaoyu so soon~what to eat...]

Before he finished his fantasy, Yamazaki was suddenly interrupted by the sound of vomiting from Xiaoyu's side.

Looking at Xiaoyu who was holding an electric baking pan with his mouth open and making "vomit" sounds, Yamazaki suddenly became expressionless.

Looking at Kondo and the others who were also expressionless in front of him, Gintoki explained calmly: "Don't worry, our Xiaoyu takes the ingredients into the body and makes the dishes inside the body. It won't become what everyone thinks. ,it does not matter."

Σ_(???」∠)vomit...

After vomiting, Xiaoyu raised her head and wiped the gasoline from the corner of her mouth, and said loudly: "It's... done. Please use it, this is Monogram Burning."

Looking at the inexplicable mosaic of green and yellow objects in the electric pan that was pushed in front of him, Yamazaki just remained silent.

"Oh, it's monjayaki. It looks delicious." Gintoki said casually while eating the sea bream sashimi on his plate.

Kagura, who was holding the plate and eating heartily, put down the empty plate in his hand and took over with a smile: "What you did today was better than usual. Did you pay more attention because the other party is Mr. Yamazaki?"

Seeing Kagura picking up an untouched plate of food again, Gintoki raised his eyebrows and replied: "Hey, stop teasing her, motherfucker."

Xiaoyu raised her hand as a gesture of invitation and said loudly: "Please don't be polite."

Yamasaki, who was holding a small shovel, lowered his head and murmured: "Ah, okay... let me tell you, Miss Xiaodama, is this... Monja Burn?"

【Are the characters burned? Huh? Is it Monja Burn? Ahhhh! It’s Monjiburn! Is the text burned? Huh? Is Monja Yaki this kind of mosaic? 】

Looking at Yamazaki, who was holding a small shovel with his head lowered, sweating constantly on his face and looking ugly, and still motionless, Xiaoyu wondered: "What's wrong? Is your stomach uncomfortable?"

"No, no, no!" Yamazaki waved his hands quickly and defended, "I just want to keep it firmly in my mind!"

Yamazaki began to comfort himself in his heart: [Hey——! Miss Xiaoyu will be sad if this continues! Be sure to calm down! Doesn't Monjayaki originally look a bit like that? It doesn't matter, Miss Xiaoyu won't do that kind of thing, but the shovel doesn't obey the orders! Who...who will save me! 】

"Hey, wait a minute."

Looking at Fourteen who made a sound at this critical moment, Yamazaki showed a moved face, [Vice Commander...]

"Look what are you making? It's really outrageous." As he said this, Fourteen took out a bottle of mayonnaise from his sleeve, and then poured out a bottle of mayonnaise under Yamazaki's eyes. The whole bottle of mayonnaise was poured on the "Monjayaki", "There was no mayonnaise added."

[That’s not the problem! ! 】 Yamazaki complained again in his heart, and then suddenly thought of something, and said quickly: "It feels like it's a waste to eat alone, let's all come together..."

But before he finished speaking, Yamazaki suddenly discovered that the plates of Kondo and Sougo on the side were already filled with the "monjayaki" they had just made.

"It's okay, we've done it ourselves." Sougo and Kondo, who had not yet wiped their saliva clean, said at the same time.

[That’s just vomit! ! 】

"Mr. Yamazaki, is it still not to your liking?" Xiaoyu asked.

"No, no, no! It's not like that!" Yamazaki waved his hands in defense quickly, then smiled awkwardly and said bravely: "I just think it's too wasteful, ah, by the way...can I take it back? I think Let’s taste it slowly at home.”

Gintoki, who had just finished vomiting, covered his mouth and handed the full vomit bag in his hand to Yamazaki and said: "Since you like it so much, then bring this with you."

Looking at Gintoki who had just vomited in front of him and Kagura who was still vomiting into the vomit bag, Yamazaki pulled his neck and complained loudly: "It turns out that all of you are vomiting! Am I the garbage disposal specialist?!"

Shinpachi once again reminded lightly: "Mr. Yamazaki, vomiting when complaining now is more...Σ_(???"∠)vomit..."

Looking at Shinpachi who suddenly started vomiting into the vomit bag mid-sentence, Yamazaki stared at his bloodshot eyes and complained wildly: "Hey——!! This is completely vomit! It's vomit!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Yamazaki suddenly heard the sound of the sliding door being opened from the side. Following the sound, he looked over and saw that Xiaoyu had walked to the door at some point and opened the sliding door.

"I'm going to get some cool air."

After leaving such a sentence, Xiaoyu stepped out and closed the door.

At this time, several parents stood up at the same time and walked out at the same time in perfect agreement.

"Let's go, I'll leave it to the two young men next. Let all those who are in the way go away." Gintoki said casually as he walked.

Yamazaki, who was left behind, slapped the table and started the crazy complaining mode: "It's such a good time to leave!! You guys really did nothing but get in the way!!"

…

on the street.

"Um, Yin Sang, is this okay?" Xin Baji said with his head lowered as he walked, "Miss Xiaoyu still looks a little disappointed."

"Who knows." Gintoki picked his nose and responded casually.

"Sure enough, it's because of Jiang Chengsang's matter..." Xin Baji lowered his head and murmured.

"Tch, that bastard uncle!" Kagura spat disdainfully.

Tick ​​tock!

Feeling something, Gintoki stopped, raised his head and stared at the dark sky with dead fish eyes.

"It's raining..." As he spoke, Gintoki quickened his pace, "Hey, if you two don't want to get wet, hurry up! No one will hold an umbrella for you today!"

"Oh! I forgot to bring an umbrella because it was cloudy!" Kagura was surprised, and then quickly started running.

"Yato is really troublesome. He forgot to hold an umbrella because it was cloudy..." Shinpachi quickened his pace and complained silently, but then he suddenly thought of something and looked at Gintoki with some doubts. , "But then again, what does that sentence about no one holding an umbrella for us today mean?"

"No, it's nothing." Gintoki said casually, "Anyway, go back quickly."

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