Maybe a Fake Gintama

The light rain continued without stopping at all.

On the muddy field path, there were only two little guys with bruised noses, swollen faces and dirty bodies. It was unclear whether they were supporting each other or pushing each other.

These two people are none other than Takayama-chan, who skipped class at Matsushita Village School today to go out to fight, and Gintoki, who also skipped class resolutely after discovering that Takasugi skipped class.

"Hey, hey, you really don't look good~"

After hearing Jiang Cheng's somewhat unflattering voice coming from the front, Gintoki and Takasugi stopped at the same time in tacit agreement, pushed each other, and then turned away and spat at the same time.

"What, did Songyang ask you to arrest someone again?" Gintoki curled his lips with disdain.

With one hand holding an umbrella and the other hand stroking his round belly that didn't know what to eat, Jiang Cheng, with a toothpick in his mouth, casually replied: "What are you talking about? How could I do that kind of trouble?" It’s something. You must know that you two are not the only ones skipping class. It’s just a coincidence. Hiccup~"

Seeing Jiang Cheng's chubby belly and the grease stains on the corners of his mouth that had not been wiped clean, Gintoki and Takasugi both became expressionless at the same time.

"But speaking of it..." Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something again. He raised his face and closed his eyes to think. While thinking, he said, "Songyang did seem to have asked me to look for you two or something, no. , seems to have been said, but seems not to have been said. How strange..."

Gintoki complained with disdain: "I think you were just attracted by the smell of rice there when you came out to arrest people..."

"Oh! It's very possible!" Jiang Cheng's eyes widened and he praised.

"It's very possible that you are tall!" Gintoki Bai pointed at Jiang Cheng and complained angrily, "The oil stains on your belly and the corners of your mouth are already irrefutable proof! You are so awesome! You are actually attracted to that kind of thing! You are Idiot?!"

"Wait a minute, Gintoki." Takasugi suddenly thought of something again and raised his hand to interrupt Gintoki, "Just now Jiangcheng said that we were not the only ones who skipped class, and he was assigned because of Songyang, so... that's it... Said there were others who also skipped class.”

"Hey? Is there one? Who is it?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

Takasugi held his forehead: "Ah, this guy is undoubtedly a fool..."

"Anyway, Songyang seems to have said, "If we find a few of them..."..." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng slowly came to Gintoki and Takasugi. He imitated Songyang's usual expression, narrowed his eyes and raised his hand. Little Fist, ""Bring this to them...""

Bang! Bang!

After two sounds, the unconscious Takasugi and Gintoki rolled their eyes and fell into the arms of Mother Earth with big bumps on their heads.

"Ah, maybe I didn't say that." Jiang Cheng opened his eyes and continued to talk to the two of them.

"You bastard!!" Gintoki, who woke up from a brief coma, roared angrily at Jiang Cheng with white eyes in front of him.

"Don't worry, Gintoki." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied disapprovingly, then chuckled, "I brought everything Songyang asked me to bring completely! Especially this power!"

"This is the last thing you need..." Takasugi half-squinted his eyes, veins twitching at the corners of his eyes, "And by the way...why does it feel more painful than Songyang's knock? Have you really compared the power?"

"Ah, it feels about the same." Jiang Cheng touched the four big bumps on his head that had not completely disappeared and replied casually.

"Is this guy's head really okay?" Takasugi turned to Gintoki and asked, "Did you hit yourself to test your power?"

"Speaking of which, do you two want to help me test it?" Jiang Cheng squatted down, looked at the two of them, and grinned brightly, "I feel like if it were you, you could definitely help me test the strength.

This way next time I can give you what Songyang asked me to bring you without any errors. "

"What a devil!" Gintoki roared with white eyes.

"Eh~" Jiang Cheng complained, "I'm obviously doing it for the good of you two~"

"Where?!" Gintoki roared again.

"Well, it's time to go back." Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand, pulled Gintoki's dirty hair, and regardless of Gintoki yelling in pain, he pulled Gintoki out of the ground like a radish.

When Gintoki was pulled out, he covered his head and shouted: "Can't you pull it somewhere else?! It's so painful that I'm crying!"

"Calm down, Gintoki." Jiang Cheng pointed to Takasugi who had been pulled out and fell into a coma due to exhaustion. "Gaozi didn't even say a word of pain."

"No, he has passed out and cannot scream even if it hurts."

"Why?"

"Why are you so big! Of course it's because he used up all his strength today!" Just after he finished speaking, Gintoki's eyelids twitched for no apparent reason, he slowly closed his eyes and fell into a coma.

Looking at Gintoki and Takasugi who also fell into sleep in the mud, Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly and shook his head: "Hey~ Songyang didn't say that he needed me to drag you two back. I should have known that. If so, you should change your wig with the one who helped you with the aftermath, I always feel it’s easier there~”

Of course, even if he complained like this, Jiang Cheng still leaned down and reluctantly picked up the two of them, covering them one by one like a quilt and carrying them on his back.

"It's true," Jiang Cheng raised his head and glanced at the dark sky where rain was still falling, and muttered unhappily, "In this weather, even if you skip class, you should still bring an umbrella, you idiots."

With that said, Jiang Cheng turned around and started slowly towards the direction of Matsushita Village School...

Thinking of this, Gintoki stopped and looked once again at the sky where the rain started to fall continuously. After being stunned for a long time, he finally heard the uninterrupted chirping of Shinpachi, who was standing under the eaves of the convenience store to take shelter from the rain. shouted, and came to his senses.

"...Yin Sang, Yin Sang, come here and hide for a while."

Looking at Shinpachi who kept shouting to him and Kagura standing beside him, Gintoki raised the corner of his mouth slightly and walked over quickly.

"That guy... is indeed more suitable for an umbrella than a sword or something like that."

"That guy?" Xin Bajiao was puzzled.

"Who?" Kagura asked.

"No, it's nothing." Gintoki turned around and looked at the sky again, "Then, now I probably understand what happened to the bag on his head at that time."

"Huh? What on earth are you talking about?" Xin Bajia still looked confused.

"Is it because you've been exposed to too much rain and the natural curling has worsened, Aru?"

"Maybe he got it for the three "bad" students who skipped class." Gintoki murmured, "It's his own fault as well."

"Shinpachi! Ambulance!" Kagura shouted to Shinpachi with a solemn expression, "Gin-chan is already dead, Aru! At least let him dissect the organs that are still usable and sell them before he dies. Wanshiwu’s fixed capital Aru!”

Ignoring Kagura's tricks, Gintoki directly picked up an umbrella from the storage area where three umbrellas were placed and opened it and stepped into the rain.

"Let's go, you two. Also, take back what I just said, no one will help hold an umbrella or anything today..."

"Yin Sang!" Xin Baji quickly reminded, "That one belongs to someone else! You can't just take it away! You're very lacking in quality!"

Just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi suddenly discovered that Kagura had also picked up an umbrella from the umbrella box and held it up as he had done.

"Kagura-chan! It can't be done! That belongs to someone else!"

"Take it, old man." Gintoki said without looking back, "Just return it to Yoshiwara afterward."

Shinpachi picked up an umbrella and propped it up, running toward Gintoki and Kagura and said, "What are you talking about that makes no sense? Even if you want to return it, just put it back where it was, right?"

Gintoki didn't answer, just as usual, picking his nose with the little finger of his other hand, looking "ahead" with unmotivated eyes...

…

On the other side, there is still the magnificent Japanese-style mansion.

"Miss Xiaoyu—Miss Xiaoyu—"

Yamazaki was in the backyard, shouting and looking for Xiaoyu everywhere.

[It’s really terrible, let alone let her notice me, things turned out like this. 】 Yamazaki, who was running in the backyard in the rain and looking for Xiaoyu everywhere, couldn't bear to feel.

Just as he finished thinking, Yamazaki suddenly tripped over a stone under his feet and fell face down to the ground.

After pausing for two seconds, Yamazaki slowly stood up on the floor and then thought: [No, no, let her notice me or something...blind dates or other things...these things don't matter at all..."At that time, I Because of your words, I cheered up again." Just tell her this. I can't even say such a simple sentence, and even hurt her. I am such a bad person...]

At this moment, Xiaodama's voice came from above Yamazaki.

"What are you doing in a place like this, Yamazaki-san? You'll catch a cold."

Raising his head and looking at Xiaoyu who was holding an oil-paper umbrella in front of him at some unknown time, Yamazaki was a little panicked for a moment. He quickly took a few steps back and said: "Xiaoxiaoxiao... Miss Xiaoyu!"

"I'm really sorry that I left in the middle of such an important occasion." Xiaoyu slowly approached Yamazaki and apologized.

"Why…"

"I remembered something important. I just went to prepare the materials. Please wait a moment." Xiaoyu explained, then turned around and squatted down and started to vomit.

vomit……

vomit……

vomit……

"Wait... wait, Miss Xiaoyu?" Yamazaki quickly stepped forward to check Xiaoyu's condition.

"Ahem..." Xiaoyu continued without looking back after vomiting, "I don't know if it was successful or not..."

Saying that, Xiaoyu turned around and handed the red bean bread still stained with gasoline to Yamazaki and continued: "Please use it, Mr. Yamazaki said it, right?"

Yamazaki was inexplicably stunned.

"As expected, Mr. Yamazaki's words are very suitable for red bean bread." Xiaoyu continued softly, "A law enforcement officer who is not known to protect society. Although his work is not seen by anyone, don't forget that there will be someone watching somewhere. you."

Looking at Yamazaki who took the red bean bread and stood up without saying a word, Xiaoyu quickly asked: "Mr. Yamazaki? Did I make another mistake..."

"No," Yamazaki shook his head gently, then smiled and thanked softly: "Thank you, Miss Xiaoyu, I have cheered up."

Looking at Yamazaki who took a bite of red bean bread with a smile on his face, Xiaoyu also had a smile on his face: "Great, let's go back."

"No, it's okay. The matter has been perfectly resolved."

"But the relationship between Gintoki-sama and the Shinsengumi..."

"It doesn't matter. Inspector Yamazaki is monitoring the Shinsengumi."

Looking at Yamazaki, who was grinning and squinting his eyes, putting his hands in front of his forehead to salute like a primary school student, Xiaoyu bowed and said, "Please work hard."

"Hi!" After responding plausibly, Yamazaki took another bite of the red bean bread.

But this time, Yamazaki just started chewing when he suddenly froze and opened his bloodshot eyes. Especially after seeing the mosaic filling in the red bean bread in his hand, he immediately vomited.

"puff!!"

After vomiting, Yamazaki wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth. Before he could say anything, he suddenly discovered that... Xiaoyu in front of him had been vomited all over by himself just now.

"Then...that's what..." Yamazaki's mouth twitched, and his face covered with black lines was covered with cold sweat, "That's...the monjiyaki I gave in return..."

At this time, Xiaoyu raised her head mechanically and picked up the mop she took out from nowhere.

In short, after that, there was an incessant roar and... Yamazaki's screams in the backyard of the mansion.

…

"Go back." Jiang Cheng raised his eyes and glanced at Yue Yong who was standing on the wall, and reminded him casually.

"Oh." After responding, Yue Yong put the kunai in his hand back into his sleeve and jumped down from the wall.

Looking at Yue Yong, who was still wearing formal clothes, Jiang Cheng said helplessly: "Let me tell you, what are you doing wearing such clothes now?"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and left slowly.

"I told you it was Yoshiwara's formal day!" Yue Yong defended loudly, then trotted to follow Jiang Cheng and moved under the umbrella very skillfully. At the same time, he folded his hands and hummed softly and changed the topic, "You're the one who Right, I obviously said I didn’t care, but in the end I ended up in a place like this.”

"No, I just came to see someone knowledgeable because the machine (game equipment) suddenly stopped working." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Sure enough, even a man like you will still take action when it's time to take action."

"Hey, you're too close." Jiang Cheng complained with a look of disgust on his face: "By the way, when I went to the convenience store to buy an umbrella, couldn't you buy one for yourself?"

"Then what..." Yue Yong turned away and said bravely: "I forgot to bring my wallet because I changed clothes or something..."

"Hey -" Jiang Cheng made a long note deliberately, curled his lips and continued: "Isn't it your head that you forgot to bring?"

"Wash inside!!"

(Xiaoyu's blind date chapter, end.)

Maybe this is a fake Gintama