Maybe a Fake Gintama

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One day at noon, Yoshihara.

Jiang Cheng, who had just finished lunch, held a toothpick in his mouth, rubbed his overstuffed belly, burped and let out a surprised sound: "Huh? Yueyue is a little weird?"

"Didn't Jiang Chengsang feel it?" Nichirin, who had also just finished lunch, squinted his eyes and smiled, "That child has been a little absent-minded since the morning."

"Hey? Is there any?" Jiang Cheng replied with narrowed eyes, "Isn't that woman always weird?"

Rilun hid his face and smiled, then scolded with a smile: "Before Jiang Chengsang came to Yoshihara, Yueyue had always been very stable."

"Stable?" Jiang Cheng still looked confused, but then he suddenly thought of something. He folded his hands, nodded and analyzed to himself: "It is true that some places have always been stable. Unlike other animations, It’s different in that it shakes up and down when you run, Yueyue’s…”

Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng, who was hit on one side of his head by two kunai shot straight from outside the door, kept his original posture and fell down with blood spurting towards the other side of his head.

thump!

"What are you going to say!" Yue Yong, who had arrived at the door of the restaurant at some point, had white eyes and veins popping out, and yelled at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground with blood spurting out and his body twitching from time to time, "There is something in your head. Is that the only thing?!”

"No, I'm just stating a fact." Jiang Cheng, who was resurrected on the spot, struggled to get up, and at the same time defended seriously, "In other animations, it is very common for things like that to shake like water balloons. Operation! But Yueyue, you..."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng held his chin and looked straight at a certain part of Yue Yong, "It seems to be unusually stable. By the way, is yours really the real thing? It's not fake..."

Well... Anyway, when Yue Yong left, Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the floor, was already covered with kunai that penetrated three parts of his body.

…

Jiang Cheng, who pulled out the last kunai on his body, glanced at Nichirin with a frown, and said with a serious face: "It's definitely strange, right? Where did that woman hide these large amounts of kunai? Although I'm just guessing, but maybe..."

Jiang Cheng, who was hesitant to speak, pinched his chin and continued: "Right? And that was originally called the murder weapon, right? Maybe for that woman, that was where the real murder weapon was stored.

"

Rilun smiled and raised an index finger and suggested: "Jiang Chengsang, I think it is better for you to verify this kind of thing yourself."

"Nilun, do you think I'm an idiot?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"I thought that if it was Jiang Chengsang, he might really do that kind of thing."

Jiang Cheng waved his hand and sneered: "What a stupid guy would do that? Don't you think I would ask Yueyue to let me take a look or something just to verify something like that?"

"Jiang Chengsang, who could have thought of this possibility, is already a rare fool in the world." Rilun reminded.

"And to take a step back, we just need to know this kind of thing in our hearts." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and continued, "No matter who you are, there will be one, two, three, or four things that you don't want to give up." It’s a secret that others know. Yueyue must also have… something that she faked and didn’t want others to know.”

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng showed some approval on his face, and looked directly at a certain part of Nilun with very sincere and frank eyes, "But speaking of it, in this regard, Nilun, you are quite honest. There are so many.”

Tick ​​tock, tick tock...

Looking at the hot tea slowly dripping from Jiang Cheng's cheek to the ground as he spoke, Rilun covered his mouth in feigned surprise and said, "Alala, I'm sorry, I accidentally spilled the newly boiled tea on you. It’s on me~”

"No, I don't mind at all." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and wiped the tea on his face with his sleeve without hesitation, and then changed the subject, "But just now you said something was wrong with Yueyue... What exactly is wrong? ?”

"Well...yes, what is wrong..." As he said that, Rilun raised his face and began to think. After thinking for a moment, he suddenly had an idea. He raised his index finger and smiled and continued: "It's been since this morning. When I faced Jiang Chengsang, I was a little different from usual."

"Hey? Is there any?" Jiang Cheng asked with narrowed eyes, "The kunai I just felt was even more powerful than usual."

"That's true, but... I always feel a little cautious."

"Careful? Why?"

"I don't know," Nichirin shook his head gently, and then looked at today's scrap newspapers rolled up in a trash can. "It seems that I started to feel like this after reading today's newspaper after breakfast, but I I also read today’s newspaper, and it seems like there’s nothing special about it… It’s so strange…”

Jiang Cheng had a strange expression on his face: "Has that woman become interested in current affairs recently?"

"No, I think not." Rilun shook his head again, then smiled softly and continued: "Didn't I just say everything? It's just that something was a little wrong when facing Jiang Chengsang. "

"She..." Jiang Cheng crossed his chest with one hand and held his chin with the other hand, frowning and thinking, "Could she have discovered that I discovered her secret? That's why she was a little worried about me. Will you tell this kind of thing?"

"I already told you that it has nothing to do with that kind of thing." Riwa laughed and scolded, and then suddenly thought of something, "Speaking of which, didn't you and Yueyue go out together yesterday? Could it be that something happened yesterday?"

Jiang Cheng replied: "No, I just asked her to buy a new game for me."

"Where are you on the way back?"

"On the way back..." As he said this, Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and tried to think back.

——Recall the dividing line——

"Yueyue, for some reason, I suddenly feel that you have a charm that I haven't noticed before."

Seeing the sincerity written on Jiang Cheng's side face, Yue Yong blushed, but at this moment, Jiang Cheng continued to say: "Anyway! Thank you! Thank you very much for buying me this collector's edition game!" Mom!"

"Who is your mother?! I don't want to be the mother of an idiot like you!" After reacting, Yue Yong rolled her eyes and cursed angrily, "And after all, the only thing you care about is the game! "

"Do you know? Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng turned his face and showed a pretty hearty smile, "You are still the first person to help me remember the release date of the game. If you hadn't reminded me, I probably would have thought I can’t get up. Thank you.”

Yue Yong blushed inexplicably again and turned her face away silently.

"No, it's nothing. I just happened to remember it. I didn't deliberately remember such boring things."

"Here we go again~" Jiang Cheng spread his hands and shook his head pretending to be helpless, "Yueyue, maybe you can really become a good mother."

puff!

Yue Yong blushed completely and became a little incoherent: "You, you, what are you talking about?!"

"Yueyue, you really don't understand~" Jiang Cheng chuckled again and shook his head, "Aren't you just like a mother who bought your child a toy for Christmas that the child has been talking about?"

"Did you say that's the one?!"

"Otherwise?" Jiang Cheng said matter-of-factly.

——Memory of the dividing line at the end——

"...Well, that's probably it."

"Huh? That's it?" Rilun asked in surprise, "Didn't anything else happen?"

"I'll think about it again..." Jiang Cheng once again crossed his hands and closed his eyes to think.

——Recall the dividing line——

"Yueyue! Yueyue!" Jiang Cheng stopped and pointed to the advertising board in front of the roadside cinema with a sideways face and surprise, "There, there!"

Yue Yong stopped and looked at the plastic-filled advertisement for Mecha Troopers The Movie on the billboard and the excitement written on Jiang Cheng's face, and was speechless for a long time.

"Look at this, look at this~ Please~"

Jiang Cheng, who hugged the billboard without letting go, looked like a child who saw his favorite toy.

Seeing Jiang Cheng in this state, Yue Yong held her forehead and sighed heavily.

"I can't help it, but I have to go back to Yoshiwara immediately after reading it."

"Thank you~Mom!"

"Who is your mother!!"

——Memory of the dividing line at the end——

"...It seems there is such a thing." Jiang Cheng continued with an index finger raised.

"I always feel that... Yueyue usually works very hard." Rilun smiled awkwardly, and then asked, "What happens next?"

"Ordinary people have watched the movie, and ordinary people have come back." Jiang Cheng answered honestly.

"Did anything else happen?"

"I'll think about it again..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng began to think again.

——Recall the dividing line——

When the owner of the convenience store saw Jiang Cheng passing by, he waved the big breasts special issue in his hand and shouted: "Brother, there are new ones in your favorite magazine~ Every one of them is full of vitality~"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng stopped and looked over.

"Hey." Yue Yong reminded him expressionlessly.

Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly, waved his hand and replied: "Don't worry, no matter what, the child will never let his mother help buy that kind of thing. I still have this bit of common sense."

"I told you I'm not your mother anymore!"

"I'm sorry, Yueyue, you should go back first." With that, Jiang Cheng started walking towards the store owner, "Your son... is running towards the adults. As a parent, you should let go The child can fly freely... Ouch!"

Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng, who was kicked hard on the back by Yue Yong, screamed and flew straight towards the shop owner.

"Ah, it's really flying now." Yue Yong said coldly.

"Brother, the products this time are all high-quality products~" the store owner leaned down with a wicked smile on his face and said in a low voice, "You should understand it when you see this cover, right?"

"Hmph," Jiang Cheng chuckled as he got up, "Cover? Do you think I am a man attracted by covers? Doesn't the cover of AV still not match the content? How could you know without reading the content... Hey! Wait! Yueyue! I haven’t..."

Yue Yong, who dragged Jiang Cheng and walked in the direction of Yoshihara, coldly reminded: "Shut up, you scum."

——Memory of the dividing line at the end——

"...Anyway, such a regrettable thing happened." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded before continuing, with a bit of regret on his face.

"Jiang Chengsang really doesn't hide his preferences at all..."

"Of course, men should be honest about their instincts!"

"In other words, if Jiang Chengsang confessed to a woman, he would say..."

"Come with me!" Jiang Cheng took the words in a matter-of-fact tone.

"I don't want to die." Nichirin said with a smile.

"No, I don't want to have sex with you, Nichiwa. Although I was once an oiran or something, to be honest, I have never felt the charm of you who is now a daddy."

"Sorry, sorry~ I accidentally slipped my hand again~"

"See? I've reached an age where my hands often slip."

"Ah! It slipped again!" After deliberately pouring hot tea on Jiang Cheng's head again, Rilun asked, "But then again, were these the only things that happened yesterday? Is there anything else?"

"The rest..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng thought about it again, "That is, Yueyue asked me when I would leave Yoshiwara, and then I said, "At least after paying off the initial debt." dialogue. "

"No, this is the key point, okay? No matter how you look at it, the problem is here, okay?"

"Then later, when I was passing by a cigarette shop, my mother-in-law stopped me and asked me to buy a lottery ticket or something." As he said this, Jiang Cheng rubbed the back of his head and laughed, "Ah haha, I thought I could win one if I was lucky. Waiting for a prize or something, but the lottery ticket disappeared yesterday, and I didn’t even remember the number. I’m really not suitable for that kind of thing. Hahahaha..."

After listening, Nichirin glanced at the lottery numbers written on the newspaper in the trash can, and the fog in his heart gradually dissipated.

[Isn’t that lottery ticket happening to be at Yueyue’s place? ] Rilun raised his eyes and glanced gently at Jiang Cheng, who was still laughing innocently, [and...could he have won the lottery by chance? If it were combined with what Jiang Chengsang said yesterday... wouldn't it be such a coincidence? 】

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