Maybe a Fake Gintama

One day...

Jiangcheng, who was holding his ears with his little finger and walking boredly on the streets of Kabukicho, was suddenly attracted by the panicked sound of passers-by.

Jiang Cheng, who stopped, casually glanced at the panic expressions of the passers-by around him, then followed the gazes of all the passers-by and raised his head and looked over.

After seeing the huge purple ball of light slowly descending from the sky, Jiang Cheng took out his little finger and blew it. At the same time, he curled up his lips and complained softly: "What are you doing in broad daylight? Whose fireworks failed to launch?" Are you ready? Really, if you want to play with something like this, you can wait until night."

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng reached out and pulled out the umbrella from his waist and held it up. At the same time, his expression became nonchalant.

However, something that surprised Jiang Cheng was that the fireworks that fell did not seem to have failed to launch...

Accompanied by a loud bang that was not a huge bang, a very dazzling purple light suddenly exploded. It seemed that... it did not cause any harm to the human body, nor did it cause any damage to the buildings on the ground.

"What the hell is it..." Jiang Cheng put away his umbrella and muttered, "Well, forget it, never mind, let's go back quickly. A thirty-minute walk is enough. The next month There’s no problem if you stay in the room all the time.”

After that, Jiang Cheng dragged a large piece of kimono on the ground, and started walking slowly towards Yoshiwara again as if nothing happened.

But just after walking a few steps, Jiang Cheng was suddenly attracted by a man with a ponytail on the side of the road who hit the window of the roadside with his forehead.

boom! !

Looking at the man who had smashed the glass showcase and had his forehead covered in blood, Jiang Cheng took a step forward and raised his arm to pat the man on the shoulder.

But... something surprising happened to Jiang Cheng, because even if he stood on tiptoes, Jiang Cheng's hands could only touch the other person's back at most.

[Isn’t the kid’s nutrition now very good? 】Jiang Cheng complained silently in his heart, and then simply patted the ponytail guy in front of him on the back.

At the same time, the other hand stretched out from the side and patted the shoulder of the ponytail guy.

"Hey, brother, what are you doing? You're going to get hurt." Jiang Cheng and the person who tapped the shoulder asked at the same time.

Hearing the sound, the pony-tailed guy - that is, the Yagyu Kyubei with a strange stick on his body, also known as Yagyu Jubei for short - turned around with blank eyes and knocked off the hand on his shoulder.

"I'm not a little brother! I'm..." Before Jiubei could finish speaking, he suddenly noticed that his hand seemed to have touched something soft.

After seeing clearly where his hand touched, Jiubeyi quickly removed his hand and apologized to the woman in front of him: "Hug, sorry!"

Jiang Cheng, who was between the two of them, looking up at the two mountain peaks, thought in his heart: [Surprisingly good, but then again, not only are the brats now, but the nutrition of the girls is also good. This woman is a volleyball player. Team? 】

"Huh? What did you say?" The woman who just patted Kyubei's shoulder - that is, after the gender reversal, Gintoki is missing something and gaining something at the same time, collectively known as Yin... No, Ginzi asked doubtfully, "Didn't you just touch a man's chest?"

Jubei was a little surprised: "But what was the elasticity just now? Besides, I seemed to have heard the voices of two people just now."

"Huh? Elasticity? Two people?" Yinzi showed a strange expression, and at the same time stretched out his hand to touch his chest and looked down, "It's strange, what is this?"

Two seconds later, Ginzi and Jubei thought of something at the same time. Half of their faces twitched in the same way, and they looked at each other in cold sweat.

"Although they are indeed a bit tall," Jiang Cheng chuckled and said, "But they are indeed a good pair of Europeans."

Hearing the sound, Jubei and Ginzi looked down at the same time, and saw the orange-red haired person standing between them, with an ill-fitting kimono trailing behind him, a tsundere lolita-standard twin ponytails and two stars. After a little girl with a height of less than 1.2 meters and a little girl with sharp fangs and holding an oil-paper umbrella in her arms that may be taller than herself,

At the same time, his face became expressionless.

(PS: The change of voice actor in Jiangcheng’s sex change, Hiroshi Kamiya → Chiaki Omigawa (Poyinhime))

At the same time, Jiang Cheng also noticed something was wrong in the somewhat familiar attire of the two people in front of him. When the corners of his mouth and eyes began to twitch on half of his face again, cold sweat broke out drop by drop on his face.

“Eh——?!”×3

…

In the Master House, Jubei, with a subtle expression, glanced at Gintoki who came out of the toilet, and asked tentatively: "How's it going?"

Yinzi turned around, his excited nosebleeding couldn't stop, and at the same time, the expression on his face was too excited to be attached.

"I haven't seen him for a long time."

"Is this the key?!" Jubei rolled his eyes and complained, then looked at Jiang Cheng who had torn off most of the kimono and made it barely fit and asked, "Then what, you don't check it?" For a moment?"

"Let's forget it..." Jiang Cheng held his forehead and murmured helplessly, "I feel like if I go for a check-up, I will always feel like I have committed some unforgivable sin. PTA or something, moral review Something like that, the basics of being a human being, the law, etc... To be honest, I'm a little confused about these boundaries now."

"Why did it become like this?" Ginzi continued to ask with some uncertainty, "By the way, you are Jiubei and Jiangcheng...right?"

"Call me Jubei now." Jubei replied, and then asked with the same uncertainty, "Can I call you Miss Ginko?"

"No, now I am Yin..."

Before Gintoki could finish speaking, he was kicked hard on the butt by Jiang Cheng who was standing beside him.

"Really, it's all because you tell too many dirty jokes." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and showed disdain (tsundere) on his face, "That's why you turned into a woman now, huh!"

Gintoki, who struggled to get up, looked at Jiang Cheng, who was holding his hands and looking arrogant, and silently complained: "Maybe you are unexpectedly suitable for this kind of role."

"Kill you." Jiang Cheng glanced at Gintoki coldly and reminded him.

"Huh?! What did you say?!" Yinzi instantly became unhappy.

"Well, calm down," Jubei quickly came between the two of them and acted as a peacemaker, then turned to Jiang Cheng and continued, "Anyway, can I call you KOUKO now?"

"Well..." Jiang Cheng thought for a moment and nodded, "How many records are sold? Tens of millions? Just give it a try."

"No, that's not what I'm talking about..." Jubei corrected, and then showed a bit of helplessness, "No, now is not the time to talk about those things. You should have seen it too? That light. I guess that is the reason. ”

"Don't... stop talking about it," Ginzi said with a look of disbelief. "Did you say that all the people who were illuminated by that light had their gender reversed? Are you saying that this kind of thing is happening in Kabukicho now?"

"Unfortunately, that's it." Jubei shook his head and returned slowly.

"That's what it means, right?" Yinzi closed his eyes and continued, minding his own business, "Wouldn't it be better to rub your breasts now and feel comfortable?"

"Why did it change like that?!" Jubei complained.

"But what?" Yinzi opened his eyes and propped up his chin as he analyzed to himself, "When you dream, you usually never reach the end. Every time you get to the halfway point, you start dragging your feet and you can't get to the end."

"What a sad man," Jiang Zi snorted, "can only pursue that kind of thing in his dreams."

"No, this is not a dream, it is real reality." Jubei corrected him.

At this moment, Kagura's exclamation suddenly came out of the room.

"Ah! Gin-chan!!"

"Kagura!" Jiang Zi was startled and rushed over quickly, "What's wrong?! Are you also hit? Kagura!"

At the same time, Ginzi and Jubei followed Jiang Cheng and rushed into the house.

"Uncle! HELP!" Kagura, who was still wearing purple-pink pajamas, immediately rushed towards Jiang Cheng and knelt on the ground and hugged Jiang Zi's neck, "! That, that! Look at that, there's Aru !”

Seeing the little cockroach that Kagura pointed at running around on the ground, Ginzi breathed a sigh of relief.

"What, it's just a cockroach, don't be scary."

"Yes, Kagura-chan," Jiangzi nodded, "That kind of thing is just like Gintoki's foot odor, you just get used to it."

"Ah, this is so disgusting!" Kagura raised her head at this moment, revealing the face of a rough and arrogant man.

"Who are you?!" Jiang Cheng pushed Kagura away and shouted,

"Compared to cockroaches, you look disgusting..." Gintoki complained mercilessly, "Look at your own face before you dislike cockroaches!"

At this time, Kagura looked at the three people in front of him and suddenly agreed, and said: "Sure enough, Gin-chan, your gender has also been reversed, Aru."

"You're not at the level of gender reversal anymore, are you!" Ginzi pointed at Kagura and complained crazily with veins popping out, "Nothing is the same as before! What's with the scars on the eyes?!"

"I just woke up from a nap and went to the bathroom." Kagura explained to herself, "Then I found something strange dangling between my legs."

Saying that, Kagura smiled and continued, "But there's no need to worry about it Aru, I've already taken it off."

"What did you take off?" Yinzi complained again.

"Father's sperm and mother's blood must not be discarded!"

"What kind of Xiahou Dun is this?" After complaining, Yinzi suddenly thought of something, "No, wait a minute, you must have eaten it? Didn't you eat it? And besides, you put it Even removing the TAMA won’t solve the problem! Your face looks just like a TAMA!”

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