Maybe a Fake Gintama

Kagura... no, it should be called Kagura Dun. He closed his eyes and said slowly: "This is what war is like. Even if you take off the TAMA (head) of the enemy general, you will win a great victory and leave it to the people of Dawn. There is only endless sadness."

Ginko pointed at Kaguraton and said to Eko and Jubei, who had squinted beady eyes and remained expressionless, "Hey, this guy is more like a man than a man!"

"Is this some kind of nightmare?" Jiang Zi held his forehead and closed his eyes, looking unwilling to believe it.

"Little uncle, what's wrong with you, Aru?" Kagura Dun asked in his rich baritone voice.

"Please, although it's a bit cruel, please don't call me uncle like this now." Jiang Zi raised his hand and replied, "Please, otherwise I feel like I'll have nightmares at night. Although I'm not cute at ordinary times. I have no energy at all, but now I feel even worse than usual.”

"What do you mean you don't feel cute at all, Aru?!" Kagura Dun's uppercut hit Jiang Zi's chin with great accuracy, "This is what you should do when facing a beautiful young girl like me who only meets once in a thousand years. What did you say, Aru?!"

Bang! !

Jiang Zi, whose head was stuck on the ceiling, finally pulled his head out from the ceiling.

"Kagura, PTA, PTA, don't go against the PTA!" Jiangzi said earnestly while wiping the blood on his forehead, "The consequences of going against the PTA are very serious!"

"There hasn't been any change in this aspect." Looking at the big hole in the ceiling, Yinzi nodded and slowly analyzed, "Although it has something to do with the beautiful girl... no, it has nothing to do with the girl."

Bang! !

Looking at the soundless Ginto hanging on the ceiling and still shaking, Jiangzi pinched his chin and analyzed: "No, it feels even stronger than usual. Just one shot made Gintoki completely unconscious. "

Jubei spoke slowly at this time: "Now is not the time to talk about these things. I didn't expect that even taking a nap at home would be affected. In short, it's better not to let people get close to Kabukicho, and contact Shinpachi. Chirp.”

"Leave this task to me!" After saying that, Kagura, dressed as a military commander, mounted a white horse and shouted, "Let's go! Red Rabbit Maharu!"

Looking at this strange white horse, Yin Zi, who had just come down from the ceiling and hadn't had time to wipe off the blood on his forehead, suddenly felt bad all over.

"Wait a minute!! What the hell is Red Rabbit Ma Chun?!" Yinzi pointed at the white horse with white eyes and veins and complained crazily, but then he suddenly discovered something - it was a tadpole on the white horse's forehead. Eyebrows once again spat and complained: "No, wait a minute, this... this can't be Dingchun, right?! This guy has not changed his gender, he has directly turned into another animal, okay! Why is Mao Mao? It will change together with your military commander style!"

At this moment, along with the sound of the sliding door being opened with a click, Xin Baji's voice came in.

"I'm back."

Hearing the sound, Eko, Ginko, Jubei and Kaguraton who were riding on Red Rabbit Horse Haru who were standing at the entrance looked at Shinpachi who walked in through the door at the same time.

"Yin Sang, did you see that light just now?" Xin Baji walked in the door and continued to talk to himself, "The streets are in chaos."

At this time, the expressions of Jiang Zi and others who noticed something at the same time changed instantly.

【How, how could it be! ] Jiang Zi was shocked.

【Oh no! 】Yinzi couldn't bear it.

【Is it too late? 】Jubei screamed in pain.

At this time, Xin Baji noticed the three Jiangzi who were standing at the entrance, staring at him with solemn expressions, and Kagura Dun behind them. He was instantly startled.

"Hey! Who are you?" Shinbachi, who didn't even know that his body (glass temples) had become girlish (pink), pointed at a few people and said hurriedly, and then accused: "Why don't you pass by? Come into other people’s homes with their permission?”

After Xin Baji finished speaking,

Jiang Zi and the other three people finally reacted. They took a step forward at the same time and shouted sadly: "New Eight Chi——!!"

Xin Baji was a little frightened, but the next moment...

"How can it be repaired!!" Yin Zi, who was kneeling on the ground, hammered the floor heavily and shouted in grief, "Why did it become like this?! Xin Baji's...Xin Baji's temples turned pink Oh! You have become such a girl!"

It is worth mentioning that on the floor in front of Ginzi is the true body of the new eight-year-old, that is, the glasses that completed the sexual transformation.

"That..." Looking at the scene in front of him, Xin Bajia said silently, "That is not Xin Bajia."

"Damn it! Damn Kong Ming!" Kagura Dun, who was sitting on Red Rabbit Horse Spring, clenched his fists and cursed.

"It's not Kong Ming anymore." Liu Zhengdao, the new eight-year-old.

"Damn it!!" Jubei, who was also kneeling on the floor and looking at the glasses in front of him, also had a look of grief on his face. "How can I explain this to A Miao!"

Veins popped up silently on Xin Baji's face, and he clenched his fists involuntarily. He gritted his teeth and whispered bitterly: "Although I don't quite understand what's going on, I'm sure of one thing. You guys make me very angry." .”

"My condolences." Jiangzi shook his head gently and patted Jubei's back.

Another vein fills Xin Baji's face.

"No, he's not dead yet!!"

…

Yinzi, who was standing outside the door of Wanshiwu, looked at the people on the street who were shouting and screaming because they could not accept the sexual transformation, and said slowly: "The whole street is in chaos. It seems that the damage is greater than we imagined. There are many more. Speaking of which..."

As he said that, Yinzi looked impatiently at Jiang Zi, who had been jumping continuously since just now, "Can you quiet down for a moment? Why have you been jumping there non-stop since just now? It's so annoying!"

"There's no way!" Jiang Zi retorted angrily with his eyes white at the same time, and at the same time he patted the fence on the side hard, "Because of this, I can't see what's going on below!"

"Ah, that's it..."

Only then did Yinzi finally realize that the railing in front of him seemed to be a little higher than Jiangzi.

"Really, why do I have to look like this?" Jiang Zi curled his lips in displeasure, "Not even Oppai, and his body has become so small. It's really irritating."

"Perhaps it's because of that?" Yinzi shrugged and replied casually, "Isn't that often said? Human beings always unconsciously pursue things that are simply unavailable."

As he said that, Yinzi puffed up his chest deliberately, "Isn't this the situation now? A situation that is beyond our reach."

"Although there is some truth in what he said, he is very angry." Jiang Cheng replied, and then he clenched his fists and shouted angrily, "You bastard, are you showing off?! Are you showing off after your sexual transformation?" Body?!”

"How is it possible?" Yinzi once again deliberately puffed up his chest, put his hands on his hips to show off, and replied with a chuckle, "How could I show off such a boring thing in this situation? But where are you? Why can’t I see you when I lower my head? Where have you been? Hello? "

Jiang Zi stood with his head bowed, the veins on his forehead popped out one after another, and finally...

"Wash my vagina!" Jiang Zi yelled with white eyes and kicked him hard.

"Ugh!!"

boom! ! !

Just when Ginzi and Jiangzi started to fight over some boring things, Jubei, who had lowered his head thoughtfully from the beginning, finally spoke: "Then what... maybe all of this is my fault, maybe all of this is my fault. It was all caused by me.”

Hearing the sound, Jiangzi, who was riding on Ginzi, shaking his head and using his twin ponytails to continuously pump some fat, stopped, and turned his head to look at Jubei.

At the same time, Ginzi also turned his head to look at Jiubei, who had a slightly complicated expression.

At this time, the loudspeakers arranged on the streets of Kabukicho simultaneously sounded the announcement:

"Urgent notice, special martial law is currently imposed on Kabukicho!"

"People around Kabukicho, please follow the instructions of government employees and evacuate quickly!"

"At the same time, the people of Kabukicho must not leave the streets until they are instructed!"

…

Eko's group, who had just arrived, just looked at the residents who had also changed their gender and were still shouting and gathering in front of the sealed iron gate that had just been erected by the government at the entrance to a street in Kabukicho.

Yinzi spoke slowly: "Every road is completely blocked, and we are completely trapped inside. Also trapped in this body."

"Yagyu Kyubei♂" slowly said: "In order to prevent the scope of damage from expanding, do the people in the government want to completely isolate us?"

"Sakata Gintoki♀" replied slowly: "No, I guess it's literal. You want to put a lid on the smelly thing to isolate foreign matter?"

"Kagura♂" riding on "Red Usagi Haru♀" had a fierce expression: "Asshole! Is this Kong Ming's trap?!"

As for Jiang Zi, he raised his face and looked at "Jiang Cheng♀↓" on his head, twitching his mouth and complaining: "Why is my slogan on my head? Is there an extra symbol? Why is it an arrow? Why does it have to be Arrow pointing down? What does that mean? Hey, asshole! What does that mean?!"

"Pink Glasses" quickly persuaded: "Calm down, your slogan is already normal compared to mine! I only have my glasses changed! Besides, your arrow is probably because you are worried that everyone will be in the frame together." I can’t find you!”

"What do you mean you can't find me?! Bastard!" Jiang Zi cursed angrily, "Don't make it sound like I'm willing to turn into this kind of body! I'm not interested at all! Stinky glasses!"

"Why did you add the stinky glasses at the end?!" Xin Baji suddenly became unhappy, "It has nothing to do with me! By the way, are you really Yin Sang and Jiang Cheng Sang's group?"

"You talk a lot," Yinzi spread his hands and shook his head, pretending to be helpless, and then crossed his hands, "Now I am not Yin Sang, I am Yin..."

The words in Gintoki's mouth stopped abruptly after being hit hard on the head by Jubei's fist and kicked hard on the calf by Eko's whip leg...

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