Maybe a Fake Gintama

Jubei put his hands on his hips very manly and said, "Just call us Ginko-san, Eko-chan and Jubei."

"Even if you tell me this kind of thing yourself, I can't believe it," Xin Baji said helplessly, and then looked at Kagura Dun who was still riding on the back of Red Rabbit Ma Chun, "I can't believe it at all. It’s Kagura.”

Only then did Jiang Zi react. He pointed at himself and said, "Hey, is there something wrong? Why am I Jiang? Why is it Jiang?"

"I'm not Kagura!" Kagura Dun's expression was serious and fierce, "Call me Kagura Dun! Boy!"

"Listen to me!" Jiang Zi shouted angrily with his eyes white and veins popping out, but... it had no effect at all.

Because of his height, Jiang Zi did not enter the camera at all. There was only a slogan "Jiang Cheng♀↓" in the camera.

"What is Kagura Dun? He has turned into a completely different character!" Shinpachi complained wildly, ignoring Jiang Zi.

"Hey! There is no camera at all!" Jiang Zi complained loudly, "There are only slogans in the camera! Let me lower the camera position! Why is it that only my slogan is still there? Is it intentional?! Yes! Did it happen on purpose?!”

"Calm down, Jiang Cheng." Yinzi looked at Jiangzi... with the sign in mid-air above his head and comforted him, "It's so ugly to be entangled like this."

"Look at me and tell me!" Jiang Zi shouted again, "Do you want to be killed by me?! You bastard Natural Volume?!"

Yinzi folded his hands and chuckled: "I'm sorry, Jiang Cheng, now my top is no longer curled."

"What does it mean that the top is no longer rolled?" Shinbachi complained with a look of disdain, "Don't cause readers to imagine such a bad scene so early in the morning! Speaking of Jiang Chengsang... no, Jiangzi-chan..."

Saying that, Xinbaji squatted down with his knees on his hands and looked at Jiang Zi and smiled, "You are a very rare character in this work! You will never lose to an ordinary Bichi like Yin Sang." of!"

"Wait a minute, what is an ordinary Bichi?" Yinzi asked aloud after catching a certain keyword.

Jiangzi, who ignored Ginzi, looked at Shinbaji in front of him expressionlessly and complained: "Can you stop staring at me so straight? It's disgusting, you smelly glasses."

"Who is the one with the stinky glasses?!" Veins popped up on Xin Baji's face instantly, "By the way, I was speaking for you just now!"

"Then change to stinky virginity glasses, stinky virginity glasses, and go to hell."

"There's no difference at all! You also added "go to death, right? Hey!! Just stop it in moderation!"

As soon as Xin Baji finished speaking, the large screen on the building nearby that was originally used to broadcast advertisements and news suddenly flashed with snowflakes.

After the sizzling snowflakes passed by, a woman wearing a strange black eye mask with male and female symbols on it, sky blue lipstick, and some kind of religious dress appeared on the screen.

Behind this woman were several women in the same attire but with different colors, who looked like members of the congregation.

"That...that is..." Shinpachi murmured.

"Everyone on Earth, have you received the gifts given to you by the gods?" The woman on the screen spoke.

Jubei then insisted: "That's the guy!"

"Everything that is happening to you now is undoubtedly reality. It is a trial given to you by the gods. You have always looked down on your own gender, are afraid of pain, and are weak men who have fled to animations and games. An arrogant woman who excludes men as equals between men and women.

The concave and convex god was very sad and angry. Since you are so dissatisfied with the gender you were born with, then let's reverse your gender, have a new gender and live a new life.

If you people on earth regard the Cult of the God of Concave and Concave as the state religion, and know how to live a good life according to your current gender, the gods will forgive everything and change you back to your original state.

But if you insist on disobeying the teachings of the gods, then it won't just be Kabukicho this time... the light of punishment will be scattered in every corner of the planet.

Don't forget, we are always watching you. Hum hum ha ha ha ha..."

Looking at the big screen that once again turned into snowflakes and gradually went black, the crowd began to riot little by little.

"Hey, hey, stop joking." Yinzi raised the corners of his lips slightly, and continued as if talking to himself: "God of the concave and convex? You can't change back to your original self without acting feminine? Only a ghost can believe you."

next moment……

Ginko, who was dressed as a high school girl, looked like a high school girl who had just finished school. With a very refreshing expression, she turned her head towards Shinpachi and the "Essari♀↓" sign on the side of Shinpachi's shoulder and suggested. : "Instead of this, Yae, Jiang, let's go to the game arcade to take a photoshoot~"

A huge red # character instantly appeared on the back of his head, and Shinpachi complained vigorously: "Don't you completely believe this?! Where did you come from as a high school girl?!"

Holding a cute pink mirror, Ginko replied casually while arranging her hair: "Don't think blindly, Yae, you can't find a man because you are so rigid~"

"I don't need a boyfriend! I won't call you Yae either!!"

"Calm down, Xinbaji." Jiang Zi folded his hands and closed his eyes and said slowly, "This is human nature. When human beings face emergencies that they cannot understand, they will always involuntarily believe and follow. The first guy to make a sound.”

Looking at Jiang Zi beside him, Xin Baji couldn't help but suggest: "Then what, Jiang Chengsang, why don't you find a higher place? I always feel that it's a bit pitiful if the rare B part can't see the face."

"Tch!" Jiang Cheng turned away and spat, and then whispered to himself bitterly: "I'm probably beginning to understand why Gao Zai wants to destroy the world. Really, I want to destroy this kind of world." .Hmph-da!"

"Hey, what's that hmm?" Shinbaji complained expressionlessly, "Although I just said so much, did you believe it in the end? Did you also start playing the role of a tsundere loli?! "

"My lord..." Jiang Zi shook his head gently, with a look of relief on his face, and softly replied, "Sometimes you have to compromise with the world. This is your helplessness. Hmph-da."

"This "hum-da" is completely unnecessary, and it has no effect if added! It doesn’t mean that just adding that kind of thing will make it look like a tsundere attribute! "

"What are you talking about? Huh-da?" Jiang Zi asked doubtfully, "This is my language habit after my sexual transformation, huh-da, it feels like this huh-da. Do you understand? Huh-- clatter!"

"After being fucked like this by you, I no longer feel arrogant at all! I've said it so many times!"

"Then what should we do? Huh-da?"

"Let me think about it, I remember this kind of character attribute..." As he said this, Xinbaji tilted his chin and raised his face to think.

Looking at Xin Baji's face that turned slightly red due to unknown thoughts and the disgusting smile that gradually appeared, the contempt in Jiang Zi's eyes became more and more serious.

"I thought of it! First of all..."

Just as Xin Baji opened his mouth, he was interrupted by Jiang Zi raising his hand: "Stop, it's too disgusting, so I'd better stop quickly Huh-ta!"

Saying that, Jiang Zi raised his hand and wanted to pat Xin Baji's shoulder, but gave up after realizing that he could only touch Xin Baji's shoulder by jumping.

"Anyway, don't go against the PTA. Huh-ta." In the end, Jiang Zi sighed and left only this sentence, and then slowly left, leaving behind only Xin Baji, who was messy in the wind.

After a few seconds, Shinbaji took a deep breath.

"Why do you think I'm a pervert?"

…

Kagura Dun, who was holding a sign of "One Thousand Yuan at a Time" and covered only by a piece of white cloth, looked at the silver in front of him and the slogan "Jiang Cheng♀↓" next to the silver and said: "Now you can take a photoshoot with the God of Concave and Concave~ "

"It's so cute ~ God of bumps ~" Ginko, a female high school student, said.

"Don't help the missionaries make money!" Xin Bajiu complained with all his strength, "Speaking of Jiang Chengsang, you still didn't appear in the scene at all."

"In this war-torn world, people are not strong enough to live without faith." Kagura Dun slowly explained in a deep voice, "It is also the general's responsibility to accept the weakness of the common people."

"No one wants to accept your broken head!" Shinbaji complained again.

As soon as he finished speaking, a passerby suddenly heard an exclamation from the side.

"Look! It's the Bump God!"

"As long as I take a photo with him, I can get back to my original state!"

"Let me take a picture too!"

…

Seeing the residents rushing towards Kagura Dun, Jubei, who was pushed aside, quickly shouted: "Everyone! Calm down!"

"It's almost like a riot." Xin Bachi said in surprise.

"So didn't you just say that? Huh-ta." Sitting on Kagura Dun's shoulders, Jiang Zi crossed her legs and spread her hands, pretending to be helpless and replied, "As long as someone stands up in this situation, there will be idiots. I’m following you like crazy, huh-da.”

"Ah, I completely understand. But having said that, have you finally found a position where you can be in the mirror?"

"No, you don't understand anything. Humph." Jiang Zi shook his head gently, then chuckled, narrowed his eyes and smiled at the residents in front of him, "A person needs to be photographed at least fifty times before it will be effective. Oh~ Although it’s not 100%, it works~ Huh-ta~”

"You just want to cheat money! And what do you mean by not being 100%?! It should be 100% impossible!"

"What are you talking about? Humph?" Jiang Zi snorted, "Since ancient times, have you ever seen any way to make money better than religion? In short, now that we have such a good opportunity, just shut up. Just watch it honestly. In this way, even if it doesn't change in the future, you can live a life of food and clothing without worrying about food and clothing. Ah, by the way, if you want to share it, please help me. Huh-ta!"

"The last hum - don't call me arrogant, I've turned completely sinister! I've completely returned to my old nature!"

"Yinzi, a book of teachings costs three thousand yuan." Jiang Zi, who was still making gestures to take pictures, said casually to Yinzi on the side, "If you buy more than ten copies, you will be exempted from consumption tax. If you buy more than thirty copies, you will get a photo signed by the God of Concave and Concave. , the most important thing is... the chance of changing back to the original appearance is higher than that of a person without a photo~"

"Leave it to me!" Ginzi gave a thumbs up and winked at the same time, "Now that TAMA is being held hostage, at least we need to earn a little more ransom!"

Seeing the crowd of people crazily crowding towards Yinzi because of Jiangzi's words, Xinbajiu silently complained...

"They are really...a bunch of idiots."

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