Maybe a Fake Gintama

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Xin Baji frowned and asked, "Then what should we do?"

"Well, let's leave everything like the state religion to the government." As he spoke, Yinzi propped up his chin and closed his eyes, his expression gradually showing a bit of solemnity, "First of all, the most important issue in front of us is... going to the toilet. what to do?!"

Looking at Ginzi with a serious look on his face, Xinbaji burst out and spat: "It doesn't matter at all!"

"No, this is the most important thing right now, Xinbaji." Jiang Zi folded his hands, snorted and closed his eyes and said, "To be honest, I have been holding it in for twenty minutes, but if I look like this... As for the bathroom, what does it mean? Am I going to directly declare war on the PTA? Although it is force majeure, I am still a little worried."

"To be honest Jiang Chengsang, before worrying about PTA, you'd better worry about your bladder first." Xin Bajiu pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and returned silently.

"Who is Jiang Chengsang?" Jiang Zi hummed again, then held up a record he found somewhere and continued, "Please call me Miss now."

A Miao looked at Jiang Zi beside him, nodded and said, "Indeed, it would be bad in every sense for Jiang to go to the bathroom."

"Who is Jiang?!" Jiang Zi shouted with his eyes rolled.

"In short, that's it." Yinzi folded his hands and nodded, analyzing to himself, "Before the problem is solved, we must pretend to be more feminine. Now we must first learn how to go to the toilet correctly. Otherwise, everything will happen. When I go to the toilet and find that someone is using the toilet the wrong way, I can teach him the correct way."

"That's enough for you!" Shinbachi clenched his fists and spat loudly, "How much do you want to talk about going to the toilet!"

Jiang Zi stood up and shouted in a sharp voice: "It doesn't matter to you, but it is the most important thing to us!"

"That's right!" Ginzi nodded, and then looked at Jubei with a serious expression, "I just asked directly, how to urinate in a feminine way?"

"What do you mean...what?" Jubei was a little stuck, and his face was slightly red, "Just...just do it normally."

"What does it look like on a regular basis?" Yinzi asked reluctantly, "Then do you know what the manly way of urinating is?"

Jubei turned away silently.

He said bravely: "Why do you care about whether you are feminine or not when you go to the toilet? I told you, just go to the normal toilet."

"Hey, are you looking down on the way you go to the toilet?" Jiang Zi was unhappy, crossed his hands and retorted, "You must know that the most important time for a man to show his size is when he goes to the toilet! "

"Wait for me! Because it's too bad, so stop it quickly!" Xin Baji raised his hand and shouted to stop.

"Listen up, Jubei!" Jiangzi, who was standing on the sofa, folded his hands and continued seriously, "Every man has his own way of going to the toilet! Which hand should you use? How far away is it from the urinal? , angle, how many times do you need to shake after the end? Do you know these things?!"

Shinbaji's veins were popping out, his eyes were white and he was complaining wildly: "I know your size! These are all insignificant things!"

"M-Do men still have so much knowledge when going to the toilet?" Jubei's expression gradually showed a bit of solemnity.

"Don't believe it so quickly!" Xin Baji complained again.

"You must have heard of it, right? Jiu...Jubei-kun." Jiangzi chuckled softly and spoke again: "That's the theory of the man's other sword. That's right! The toilet is the battlefield! To use this metaphor You should understand now, right?!”

"It's you!" Xin Bajiu complained crazily.

"I see, the toilet is the battlefield, and the sword is there." Jubei held his chin and murmured with a solemn expression, "Then... if it is really important to use the sword correctly and efficiently, then... if it is Does the sword still need maintenance?"

"That's right," Yinzi nodded, and then sighed softly, holding his cheek with one hand and looking out the window with a melancholy expression, "Normally, men need maintenance twice a week, but I should never have to do it again. Opportunity.”

"Twice? I came three times." Jiang Zi was surprised.

Yinzi shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "It's not like you don't know the economic situation of Wanshiwu. Twice a week is already the limit."

"Maintain...maintenance?!" Jubei's pupils were shaking, and cold sweat broke out drop by drop on his face, "M...men really need to take care of their swords all the time!"

Xin Baji hurriedly said: "Hey, is it true or not? Do you really believe it? Do you really believe these two idiots?"

"Also..." As he said this, Jiang Zi raised his head and motioned to Xin Bajie on the side, "The consequences of not taking care of it are just like Xinba Ji's."

"What does Xin Baji mean?!" Xin Baji was immediately unhappy.

"Are the consequences so serious?!" Jubei was shocked again and showed a serious look on his face.

"Do you have to make people so angry?! Just stop it, you bastards!!"

"Um... do you need to go to a beauty salon for maintenance?" Kagura Dun asked, raising his hand.

"You don't need it." Jiang Zi said without any hesitation, then took out a few discount coupons from his arms and stuffed them into the hands of A Miao and Jubei respectively. He chuckled and said again: "You're welcome, take it. Go and use it, they are beauty shops for men only to maintain their swords."

"Who is a man?! Bastard!!" A Miao's expression instantly resembled that of a demon incarnate, and she punched Jiang Zi in the stomach with hatred, "Also, this is just a discount coupon for Yoshihara!"

"Calm down! A Miao!" Jiang Zi shouted, "If you don't like it, I have discount coupons for other stores here!"

…

Three minutes later, ignoring Jiang Zi who was unconscious and lying aside, A Miao took the discount coupon from Jubei's hand and tore it into pieces.

"It's true." A Miao covered her mouth and complained, "It's all because Jiang and Miss Ginzi said it so seriously, I almost believed it."

"No, no one with a right mind would believe that, right?" Xin Bajia complained silently.

"Actually, I suddenly thought of my father," A Miao explained. "When my father was still alive, he would sneak out two nights a week."

"Stop talking! Don't talk about this kind of thing anymore!" Xin Baji quickly stopped him, "That's just for socializing! It's just for socializing!"

"But when I asked my father what he was doing, he said he was going to maintain his sword."

"That's right! He just went to the knife shop to maintain his real sword! So stop talking!"

"The knife shop... is actually open at night..." A Miao murmured.

Jubei said quickly: "Miu, believe me, I will never go to that kind of shop! Whether it is a real knife shop or any other shop, I will not go!"

"Of course I believe you, Mr. Jubei." A Miao said with a smile.

"Hey, why do you want to promise my sister?" Xin Baji said angrily, "You told me not to take advantage of me!"

"Tch!" Yin Zi held his cheek and spat lightly, "In the end, I still haven't learned the feminine way to go to the toilet. It's over. The future of the earth is completely over."

"Your head was just the first to die!" Xinbaji complained angrily, "Don't let me enter the give-up mode casually!"

"Then tell me!" Yinzi retorted angrily, slapping the table, "How on earth should I go to the toilet? This feeling?"

next moment……

A Miao got up, put her hands together and said with a smile: "Sorry, let's go to the toilet first~"

After saying that, A Miao turned around and walked to the side, and Yin Zi also followed with a smile like a high school best friend.

"Hey, the peeing tutorial has started, idiot." Yinzi lifted Jiangzi who was still lying on the back of the sofa.

"Guidance?" Jiang Zi raised his head and wondered, then looked at A Miao who was walking in the front with a look of disgust, "Why should I be guided by a man..."

Boom! !

"It hurts!" Jiang Zi held his head and cried out in pain.

"Who is the man?" A Miaopi looked at Jiang Zi with a smile.

"Sorry, big sister." Jiang Zi bowed his head and apologized, "Please teach me the correct way to pee!"

"Be good~"

"A Miao~~" My best friend Yinzi came online again and whispered in their ears, "Who do you think is more to your liking?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Zi and A Miao looked back at the same time.

“Anyway, let’s forget about that guy with glasses~ I don’t know what he’s thinking with his pink glasses~”

Seeing Jiang Zi and the other three looking back with the same teasing eyes, Xin Bajiu suddenly had veins on his face, rolled his eyes and shouted: "That part is completely irrelevant! Why has Mao become the same as in the party?!"

"Hey! You guy!" Jubei reacted and pressed Ginzi's shoulders. "Do you want to take advantage of the chaos to go to the toilet with Miao?"

"There's no way!" Yinzi turned around and argued matter-of-factly, "I'm a girl now! And I have to ask all kinds of questions about how to go to the toilet! Right??"

"That's right." Jiang Zi nodded.

By the way, due to the seat problem, Jiangzi only left the country above his forehead, but don't worry, the slogan was well marked. On Jiangzi's head, the slogan "Jiang Cheng♀↓" was well marked.

Xin Baji stretched out his hand and pointed at Ginzi and Jiangzi's slogan: "What kind of perversion do you two want to play with my sister? There will definitely be an unsightly scene!"

"There is no way..." After saying that, Kagura Dun stood up and continued in a deep and strong baritone: "Let me teach you."

"Then there will be an even more unsightly scene!!" Xin Baji complained again.

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