Maybe a Fake Gintama

Just when Ginzi, Jiangzi, Shinpachi and Jiubei were in a stalemate, a strange woman's voice suddenly came from the side.

"Um...I'm sorry." The woman sitting in the booth nearby said to Jiang Zi and the others, "If you don't mind, I'll teach you."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Zi and Yin Zi turned their heads and looked over. After seeing the mature beauty holding a cup of coffee, crossing her legs, with a strong figure and long silky golden hair, they instantly made almost an ordinary decision in their hearts in tacit agreement. Unrivaled choice.

"Originally I was a man, but now I am a woman." The woman put down her coffee, flipped her hair and continued, "If the situation is the same, it will be okay, right?"

"Hey...Um, were you also a male before? It's...unbelievable." Xinbaji opened his mouth tentatively, and his slightly red face was a normal reaction for people of this age.

"Put away the glasses that are in the way." Jiang Zi flicked his twin ponytails and pushed Xin Baji aside, and then walked to the woman's side without any hesitation, "Sa, let's start."

"This person is incredible." Shinbaji muttered, covering his face that was red and swollen from being slapped.

"It won't be too late." Yinzi said seriously.

"This person is also comparable." Xin Baji complained again.

"It's okay, it's okay at times like this. It's more important to help each other." The woman smiled nonchalantly, then got up and walked slowly towards the store door, "I wasn't sure at first, but it's easy. You can get used to it.”

Ginzi, who was following the woman, thought to himself as he walked: [Although she is originally a man, this sister is really beautiful and considerate. Is it really okay to let her teach me how to use the toilet? Can't! Because it is force majeure! And this is this kind of crew! 】

[I do feel that I have been very unlucky recently, but...it’s not like there are no good things at all. 】Jiang Zi thought to himself at this time, 【Yo Xi, just let me see it! Everything from the confidant big European sister! ! 】

"Big sister~" Jiang Zi raised her face and shouted pitifully, "Can you hug me for a little bit? I can't keep up~"

"You want to run away so quickly?!" Yinzi suddenly gritted his teeth.

"Hey~ Yinzi, what are you talking about?" Jiang Zi spread his hands and retorted, "The Lun family's bodies are so small, so they get tired easily~"

"It's okay, it's okay," the woman stopped, turned around and smiled and said, "I have said that we should help each other at times like this. Come on, kids."

Looking at the woman who leaned down and opened her arms, Jiang Zi secretly laughed and rushed towards the woman.

[What a good pie~] Jiang Zi thought to himself.

But... Yinzi didn't give Jiang Zi this chance.

"Don't worry," Yinzi lifted Jiang Zi's back collar with one hand and lifted Jiang Zi up with great ease, "Leave this little thing to me. Didn't you just say that? It's more important at times like this. Help each other."

【You guy! ! 】Jiang Zi glared at Yinzi bitterly, 【What I like is the pie from my close eldest sister! I have no interest in such a dirty pie like yours! Let me go! You dirty sow! 】

【Whose pie is the dirty pie? ! Who is the dirty sow? ! Want to die? ! You sow? ! 】Yinzi replied with his eyes showing his veins.

Just as Jiang Zi and Yin Zi were walking and talking to each other through the internal voice, the woman finally stopped.

After walking out of the store with Yinzi and Jiangzi, the woman came to an alley and pointed at the unknown mosaic-like object on the ground deep in the alley surrounded by several flies.

"It's just normal over there."

In an instant, Yinzi and Jiangzi, who had been bickering with their eyes just now, became expressionless at the same time.

After a moment of silence, Yinzi said: "Well...I'm sorry, I didn't mean the big one, but the small one."

"You mean it's small," the woman replied matter-of-factly, "I saw that you guys had been accumulating it for a long time and thought it would be a big mess."

"No, I'm not talking about the size.

Yinzi shook his head, and then pointed into the alley, "Before I say whether it's big or small, it's wild shit, right?" "

"Rather than saying it's wild shit, it's better to say it's outside..."

Jiang Zi narrowed his beady eyes and interrupted the woman: "There is no doubt that it is wild shit. No matter how you look at it, it is wild shit."

After a moment of silence, the woman folded her hands, closed her eyes and slowly explained: "Men's restroom, women's restroom, when I was confused and didn't know which restroom to go to, I finally chose freely..."

Yinzi argued: "This is just wild shit, right? No matter how you argue, it's just wild shit!"

The woman was silent for a moment again, and then slowly explained again: "I'm sorry, because I was chasing someone and I didn't have time to find the toilet. Ah~ that's right!"

The woman turned around and pointed at herself and continued: "Don't look at me like this now, I'm a prosecutor!"

Immediately afterwards, the woman put the Shinsengumi's coat on her body, folded her hands, and continued: "Having said that, the person I am chasing is not the prisoner, but Miss A Miao!"

Seeing the slogan "Isao Kondo♀" that suddenly appeared, Jiangzi and Ginzi once again became expressionless and spoke at the same time.

"Well, that's right, it's wild shit."×2

At this moment, A Miao flew over and kicked Kondo... Orangko kicked him away, and at the same time, A Miao's voice sounded...

"What are you doing?! Bastard——!!"

Of course, this kind of attack could not relieve A Miao's anger. The next moment, she reluctantly rode on the fallen orangutan.

"Why can gorillas turn into such Takarazuka beauties?!" A Miao gritted her teeth with her veins popping out and her eyes white. Then she stretched out her hand and grabbed a certain piece of fat, "And why do you still have two pieces like this?" Eye-catching fat?!”

The monkey... had tears in his eyes, and he cried out in pain: "It hurts, it hurts... I'm going to explode, my [beep--] is going to explode... um..."

"Eh... is it true?" Shinpashi twitched his eyes and complained, "Is that really Kondo-san?"

Orangko apologized sincerely: "I'm sorry, Miss A Miao, I didn't want you to see me like this. But when I see you are in trouble, I can't stand by and watch. Because...because I...are much sexier than Miss A Miao." .”

Because of this last sentence, A Miao didn't hold back any more. She slashed hard with her hand and the orangutan... made no sound anymore.

But at this moment, the loudspeaker placed on the telephone pole above everyone's head sounded.

"Infidels discovered! Infidels discovered!"

After hearing the sound, Yinzi immediately exclaimed that something was wrong. He held his head and scratched his head: "Hey!! Sure enough, he is being watched! Which problem is it? Is it wild shit? Or is it A Miao? There are too many clues to distinguish. I don’t know which one it is!”

"Anyway, run quickly!" Xin Baji said quickly.

"It's too late." Jiang Zi shrugged, and then looked at the countless believers holding Zen staffs who were approaching from both sides of the road.

"Capture the infidels! Capture the infidels!"

Neat attire, neat footsteps, and neat low moans made Xin Bajia a little panicked.

"Oops, we're surrounded." Xin Baji said in panic.

"Really, my hands and feet are all tied up. Even if I want to fight, it's impossible." Jiang Zi moved his neck and said impatiently, "This is really the worst situation."

"Hey!!" Yinzi shouted to the orangutan who was still lying on the ground, "Police, you should think of something to do!"

"No... don't worry," said the orangutan with fresh blood on his face, "the country... the country has not abandoned this street. I'm not just here to chase Miss A Miao. I'm here to support my shoulders." I sneaked into this street alone to lead the way for the new special forces tasked with saving this street."

As soon as Orang Zi finished speaking, Jiang Zi and the others suddenly heard dense footsteps coming from the roof on the side of the street.

When Jiang Zi and others looked over, a group of women wearing Shinsengumi uniforms had jumped from the roof and landed in front of Jiang Zi and others.

"Let's go, kids." Mr. Okita, who had chestnut hair and a ponytail, said, "The Wanxuan Team is dispatched~"

(The meaning of "wan" has been explained before, but I won't explain it anymore.)

Looking at the people in the Wanxuan Group in front of him, Shinbachi complained wildly: "They are just a bunch of idiots who were turned into girls!! What happened to you policemen who were so desperate that they got tricked?!"

At this time, A Miao, who had already caught his mortal enemy (a certain piece of fat from Souko), the expression on his face became worse in a sense.

"What's wrong with you all?" A Miao, with veins popping out on her face, expressed her unhappiness wantonly, "Are you mocking me? Are you mocking me?!"

"Sister, the enemy is over there!" The son, who was in unbearable pain, quickly stopped him.

"The enemy should be your [beep——]!!"

Seeing A Miao who was not relenting and even getting worse, Souko quickly called for help: "Hijikata-san, it's terrible, an unexpected enemy has come! Hijikata-san! He must be killed!"

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