Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 668: There is only one word difference between tsundere and yandere!

"Hijikata-san! I decided to be killed this time! It hurts so much!!"

At this time, along with the sound of some foreign object shaking up and down, Fourteen's voice sounded with a hint of impatience and indifference.

"Hmph, it's so boring." Shili, who had just stepped forward, snorted disdainfully, "If I can give you something so annoying, I'll give it to you."

Looking at that...that braided head weighing over two hundred kilograms, Jiang Zi and the others' expressions froze, and they were just silent.

After about half a minute of touching, A Miao silently took two steps forward, patted Shi Shi on the shoulder, and said softly...

"Thanks."

Shi Shi was furious in an instant: "What do you mean by thank you!!"

Looking at the Wanxuan group surrounding Jiang Zi and others, a member of the congregation said calmly: "Who is here? Could it be that... the lackeys of the Yi government have sneaked into this street?"

At this time, Ginzi, who was standing behind Shishita, came to Shinbachi's ear and said deliberately: "Eh? Yae, is that guy a lackey? I thought there was a pig mixed in ~ It looks like TokyoX."

Upon hearing the sound, veins popped up on Fourteen's face and he grinned. Although he didn't look back, Fourteen knew that the idiot behind him was talking about him.

"What is TokyoX?" Shinpachi was puzzled.

"It's Tokyo's famous pig."

"No, that's not a pig, it's an evil ghost. That's Hijikata Jushiro, the vice-president of ghosts." Shinpachi quickly corrected him.

"Huh? Really?" Ginzi was surprised, and then became angry again, "That's not Jushiro, it should be Tokyo X Shiro, right?"

"Who is X Shiro?!" Fourteen shouted.

At this time, Mr. Zi patted Mr. X on the shoulder and comforted him: "Well, please calm down, Miss Ten (X) Shiro."

Veins popped up on Mr. X's face. He pointed at the slogan in front of him that changed to "Tokyo

Ignoring X-zi who was clenching his fists so frantically that his whole body was trembling, Souzi turned around, slumped his shoulders and said helplessly to Ginzi: "Spare him, boss. After X-Shiro-san became a woman, he has taken in so far All the mayonnaise seemed to be released, and it ended up like this.”

"It's bad luck to be a woman.

Mr. X spat unhappily, "Why am I the only one who has become like this!" "

"Don't take it to heart, son-in-law." The orangutan on the side held his hands and comforted, "Aren't we all the same? I have released all the orangutans I have stored up until now. Don't look at me like this. His hair is so luxuriant."

Zi Zi rolled his eyes and complained wildly: "What the hell are the orangutans in storage?! What nonsense are you talking about with such a beautiful face?!"

"Yes, son-in-law," Mr. Zi took advantage of the opportunity and said aloud, "Girls always work hard silently where no one else can see. If you want to lose weight, I will accompany you."

"Um..." Jiang Zi tugged at the corner of Mrs. X's clothes and looked up with a pitiful face, "Auntie, I'm hungry..."

Looking down at Jiang Zi's pitiful appearance, Zi Zhu... no, his motherly nature instantly glowed, and his expression softened a bit, and he said: "Even such a small kid has been attacked, wait, kid, I still have mayonnaise on me…”

Before Zi Zi could take out the mayonnaise from his body, Jiang Zi cheered instantly and clapped his hands and said, "Great! You can eat mayonnaise-flavored barbecue!"

Looking at the distinctive slogan on Jiang Zi's head, X Zi once again complained crazily: "Is it you?!"

The boss greeted the people of the Wanxuan Group at the right time: "Yoshi, everyone, let's eat grilled pork chops today."

In an instant, he was tied up by Wu Huada and put on the barbecue grill. He rolled his eyes and yelled: "Are you two completely releasing your long-stored noodle?! By the way, why did you bastard become a lolita? !”

"It's not a lolita." Jiang Zi took out a book titled "Self-cultivation of a Yandere Lolita" from his arms. He showed his innocent little face and said with a smile, "It's a tsundere lolita." Li oh~"

"No, you're definitely mistaken! Tsundere and yandere are completely different!" Xin Baji complained loudly and corrected him, "Although there is only one word difference, the meaning is completely different! The characters are completely different! Completely cute I can’t get up! And having said that, it’s okay even if you don’t learn that! That’s it!”

"Does that mean you want me to be myself?" Jiang Zi folded his hands and nodded.

"That's not what I meant!!" Just after he complained about Jiang Zi, Xin Bajiu saw the Wanxuan group who were happily preparing for a dinner, and once again complained with a burst of veins: "What are you doing?! The shemale army?! Is now the time to do these things?!”

The churchgoers who had watched a nonsensical performance spoke out again: "If you dare to get in the way, I will kill you and the heretics together."

"It's a pity." The orangutan replied without any hesitation, holding his hands, "In our opinion, you are the heretics. We will not let you do whatever you want on this street again!"

The next moment, all the members of the Wanxuan Group turned around and drew their swords at the same time and pointed the sword blades at Jiang Zi and everyone.

Orang Zi: "You guys..."

"... Heathens!!" All the team members said in unison.

Ginzi and Shinpachi were stunned at the same time as they looked at the members of the Manselect Group who instantly changed their camps and rushed their swords towards them.

Jiang Zi raised his head and glanced at the sword pointed at him, which was still twenty centimeters above his head. After thinking for a moment, he stood on tiptoes and stretched out his little hand to pull the blade down.

"Don't worry, everyone from the Alto-convex Cult." Aangzi said again, "The heretics who defy the Alto-convex Cult will be imprisoned by our Wanxuan Group."

"Eh--?!" Shinpachi exclaimed, and then suddenly thought of something, and looked at the members of the Ten Thousand Selection Team in front of him with some disbelief, "Could you be...!!"

"I'm sorry." Zongzi explained calmly, "We stood up to protect this street, but we only protected this street from being destroyed by you group of pagans. The country is already preparing to regard the Aotu Cult as the state religion. ”

"How...how could it be like this..." Xinbaji looked like he didn't want to believe it.

"That's why the superiors sent us here in order to punish you bunch of heretics who violate the state religion." Mr. Zi continued.

"You are so pathetic that you can't understand such a great teaching~" The monkey sighed softly and shook his head, then turned to the members of the Concave God Sect and continued: "Before the matter is settled, we will choose The team will take a good look at this group of heretics. So can you please leave this matter to us?"

"Is that so? Comrade." A member of the congregation said, "I think the God of Concave and Concave must have seen your sincerity from the sky. Work with us to try to rectify the chaotic gender consciousness of this planet."

After finishing speaking, all the congregants turned around in order and slowly retreated.

At this time, Jiang Zi raised his head and glanced at the blue sky, thinking deeply in his heart.

In a large or small open space surrounded by two buildings and a high wall with only one exit, Jiang Zi and others looked boredly at the two Wanxuan group who were hacking into the cameras in this area. Soldier.

finally……

"The intrusion is complete." A team member put away the computer, and then continued to say to the monkey, "This way, the surveillance probes in this area will be safe."

"Really?" Orang Zi responded casually.

Only then did Yinzi react, pointing to the surveillance probe hanging high on the side and asking: "Hey...this is..."

Orang Zi clasped his hands and slowly explained: "As you can see, all the surveillance cameras on this street have been hacked by them. If you dare to act suspiciously like just now, they will arrive immediately. If you just did If we start a riot there, the whole world will become a second Kabukicho by now."

"So what do you mean?" Yinzi asked nonchalantly, holding his hands.

The boss replied: "In other words, if you dare to act rashly again, we will not be able to protect you."

"No, let's make this clear. It's all your idiot's fault that things turned out like this." Yinzi reminded.

"That's not wild shit! It's just lying quietly..."

Ginzi casually interrupted the orangutan's defense and said, "That's just wild shit."

Jubei suddenly thought of something and asked, "Have you been investigating that sect from before?"

Mr. I didn't expect them to use "gods" so quickly. As a result, even we have become like this. "

"God?" Jubei was puzzled.

Mr. Special medicine for human hormone balance. In other words, they began to study medicine that can make men more masculine and women more feminine, but in the process, they invented something unexpected. This is the virus we are infected with now. .”

"A virus that turns into a pig?" Jiubei's expression was solemn.

"It's not that, okay?!" Mr. X retorted instantly, and then continued angrily, "It was also after that that they started carrying out excessive missionary activities similar to terrorist attacks. That's right, that light was not a sanction from God at all. , but a hormone-reversing virus launched by an attack satellite. In other words, all of this is a good thing done by dirty and narrow-minded humans."

"But..." Jubei asked with a serious expression, "Why did I go out of my way to turn you into a dirty and narrow-minded pig?"

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