Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"Who are you calling a dirty, narrow-minded fat pig?" Zizi gritted his teeth with bruised veins, and then explained again: "The shogunate has isolated this street, and the virus itself cannot survive long in the air. And it is not contagious. .”

"That is to say, it is impossible to infect Miao and turn her into Shimura Miao." Jubei breathed a sigh of relief obviously on his face and said happily: "That's great."

"Mr. Jubei, thank you for caring about me so much." A Miao said gratefully with a smile.

On the side, Jiang Zi, who was sitting on a stone, casually threw the laptop in his hand to the members of the Wanxuan Team beside him, then stood up and walked slowly towards everyone.

"The question is how do we stop the satellite and find a vaccine to restore the body to its original state." Once a mutation occurs, the virus will automatically be launched to the earth, leaving us completely helpless."

"In other words, if we want to completely resolve the situation, we can only kill those people." Yinzi said.

"The only ones who can do this are us like this." Jubei took over.

"How can it be that simple?" Jiang Zi curled his lips and said casually, "Now I don't even know where those people are."

"So there is only one feasible way left." Mr. X nodded, "The only way is to escape the surveillance of that group of people and find their base camp. We have to catch them all before they press the button to destroy everything. It was like a miraculous series of actions.”

Xin Baji immediately expressed his objection: "How can such a thing be done..."

"It can be done!" Kagura Dun interrupted Xinbajiu's words with his hands folded, closed his eyes and said slowly: "No matter how powerful Wei is, Shu and Wu can definitely compete with it together. This is Chibi! Let's defeat it together. Cao Cao!!"

"What on earth is this man going to fight?! By the way, aren't you from Cao Cao's camp?!"

"This is also a helpless move to regain the original body." Yinzi came to Xzi with his arms crossed and said helplessly, "Now I even want to borrow the pig's trotters."

"What the hell are pig's trotters?!" Mr. X said suddenly unhappy.

"There is nothing we can do," Mr. Zi walked over with his hands crossed, "If you are no longer needed, I will leave you behind.

Don’t let pig’s trotters hold you back. "

"You guys are such a slutty group, you can't have a good conversation without getting involved with pigs, right?!"

Ignoring X Zi's madness, Xin Baji looked at Jiang Zi who was holding his hands thoughtfully and wondered: "Why do you feel that something is wrong with Jiang Chengsang from the beginning? This super S didn't say anything."

"Maybe it's because I'm still unhappy about PTA and my height." Yinzi said casually.

"Yoshi!" Aangzi shouted to everyone at this time, "Then we are allies from now on! To celebrate our alliance..."

As he said that, the monkey looked at the kid who was tied up and put on the grill, "I've prepared a roast suckling pig! That's the pig (pig) garden sworn brotherhood!"

(Note: Piggyuan and Taoyuan have the same pronunciation.)

"Isn't it still the same in the end?!" Zi Zi rolled his eyes and complained hard.

"Wait a minute...ah, let's keep roasting suckling pig." Jiang Zi suddenly thought of something, raised his hands and narrowed his beady eyes and asked, "Then what... what I just meant is that as long as there is something abnormal about the opponent's satellite, it will Relaunch the virus?”

"Were you sleeping just now?" Yinzi complained.

Xin Baji squatted down and whispered in Jiang Zi's ear: "Yes, Jiang Chengsang, as long as the other party detects any trouble, he will launch the virus again."

Jiang Zi folded his hands, tapping his index finger on his arm, and slowly analyzed: "And because it is a hormone-reversing virus, if we are hit again, our bodies will return to their original state, right?"

"Theoretically, that's correct." Xin Bajia nodded.

"Then..." Jiang Zi slightly raised the corners of his mouth, then raised his head and looked at everyone, "Can't we just let it launch? Why do we have to go through so many detours? Isn't our goal just to let the body recover? ?”

Ginzi and Souzi reacted instantly, then turned around almost at the same time, and then rushed out.

However, Jubei and Xuzi, who had just successfully rescued themselves, did not give them this chance. At the same time, they stretched out their hands and held them firmly in place.

"Calm down! Miss Ginko!" Jubei reminded with a serious expression, "It's not just us on this street, but also the entire earth! Even if we recover, the rest of the earth will suffer!"

"Let go!" Yinzi argued loudly without thinking, "I don't care about the earth! As long as I can recover! Let me go! I've had enough!"

Zongzi shouted: "Yes! Fat pig! How could such a good opportunity be missed in vain! As long as we create a little chaos, we can recover! What do other people like? It has nothing to do with us!"

"Are you still a policeman?!" Mr. X complained with his eyes rolled.

"That's right, the earth doesn't matter." Jiang Zi grinned at this time, "As long as we can recover, there will be no problem, and the rest...it doesn't matter. You know...only one person can survive in the sandbox survival game. Oh man~"

Xin Bajiu pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said expressionlessly: "In the end, this person is the most dangerous. Fortunately, I thought Jiang Chengsang had changed his gender just now, but it turned out to be much more dangerous than the concave and convex cult. …”

"Listen up, orangutan, we are not interested in the fate of the earth at all." Yinzi spoke again, "But there is only one thing..."

"Don't delay my recovery." Jiang Zi took the words and looked up at Orang Zi coldly.

Yinzi: "Otherwise, the orangutan might as well..."

Jiang Zi: "It's better to be a fat pig..."

"Everything..." Souzo's hand passed in front of his neck, "turn into barbecue!"

"It's terrible! The three S's with the worst compatibility are united front!" Xin Baji exclaimed, "It's really going to explode! The three S's are really going to explode together! It's already more serious than it is now. The situation is several times worse!"

but……

??????! !

After three sounds, looking at Jiangzi and the other two people who were lying on the ground without making a sound with big bags on their heads, Xinbaji looked at the instigator on the side - his sister, A Miao, and said expressionlessly: "Ah, At that moment, the crisis seemed to have been resolved."

"Really, you only care about yourself at all times." A Miao frowned and complained, "When will you grow up?"

"Private Marseille..."×3

…

The pig-headed man peeked out from the blind corner of the alley, looked at the camera not far away and whispered: "First of all, we must find a way to deal with the cameras monitoring us all over the street, otherwise it will be difficult to move forward."

Immediately afterwards, Mr. , if they find out, it will be over. Try to act as natural as possible. Try not to violate the teachings of the Concave God Cult and act feminine."

"I won't go." Jiang Zi shrugged and said.

"Why?" Mr. X asked.

"Hey, hey, don't let me say this kind of thing myself." Jiang Zi said helplessly, then raised his head and looked at X Zi.

Looking at Jiang Zi, who was obviously half a meter lower than the control box of the surveillance probe, Zi Zi silently replied: "Okay. But you won't be planning to do any other strange things, right?"

"I'm relieved, I'm relieved." Jiang Zi waved his hand disapprovingly, then turned and walked towards Yamazaki aside, "If you are really worried, I will just go with Tongzhen-kun. With this surveillance, you should also feel relieved, right?" ?”

"Aqi! Keep an eye on him! Don't let him do anything strange!" X Zi reminded him.

"Deputy chief, this..."

"Leave it to you! Let's go!"

After leaving such a sentence, Mr. X, who put on women's clothes, walked out of the alley with Mr. Zongzi and Yinzi, who also put on women's clothes.

"Deputy Chief!!" Yamazaki shouted.

But it was of no use at all, it didn't stop the pig's trotters at all.

"Don't worry, virgin, I won't do anything." Jiang Zi waved his hands and said nonchalantly, then secretly slightly raised the corners of his mouth and added in his heart: "Because it's all done, and then there will be It’s your job, you demon legions...]

By the way, at this moment, Yinzi and Zongzi, who followed Mr. X slowly away, also raised the corners of their mouths calmly.

Except for a certain OTAKU himself, no one will know that just now, this loser OTAKU replaced the looped video in the original jamming device with something...

Mr. Jiang Ziyinzi: [Enjoy the orangutan’s wild shit and the fat pig, you scum...]

"Um, boss..." Yamazaki said silently, "Are you really not doing anything? But that expression..."

Jiang Zi blinked his big, unusually sincere eyes and said, "Okay, okay, I won't do anything if I say I won't do anything. I've always been a person who keeps my word~"

"Boss, your personality transformation is too complete and I won't be able to accept it for a while, so can you stop looking at me with those big eyes like glass beads?"

"Is this okay?" Jiang Zi shook his head.

boom! !

Yamazaki was whipped several meters away by the ponytail and hit the wall. He clutched his chest and struggled to stand up. After wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth, he complained crazily: "This is the first time I've seen such a powerful ponytail attack! It's not at all basic. Not a loli either!"

"Is this feeling okay?" As he spoke, Jiang Zi began to shake his head crazily, "There is no way to compete, there is no way to compete, there is no way to compete! What a pervert! I hate, hate, hate! Huh-da!"

Yamazaki, who was slapped repeatedly by the intensive ponytail attacks, covered his head and complained again: "It has nothing to do with the lines! What kind of SM game is this?! I'm going to die! I'm really going to die! Stop it! Please!" Stop it!"

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