Maybe a Fake Gintama

"And then let your daughter go into that kind of business?" Gintoki complained with disdain, "How can there be such parents in the world?"

"You're so noisy!" Jiang Cheng replied angrily, and then faced Xiaoyu again with a smile on his face: "Come on! Xiaoyu! I've known since you were a child that as long as you work hard, nothing can trouble you. ! Go ahead and do it! There is nothing you can’t do!”

"No, some things cannot be done by force, Lord Jiang Cheng."

"Don't worry, I will be watching you from behind to cheer you up and make suggestions!" Jiang Cheng gave a thumbs up.

"That's right!" Gintoki quickly took over, pointed his thumb at himself and continued: "And we just want to help you realize your dream of helping others."

"That's right." Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement.

"In this way, those who come to repent can be redeemed," Gintoki continued, minding his own business, "and you can also help others and be redeemed, and by the way, you can also solve my family's financial crisis. Isn't this awesome? ?”

"In the end, this one is completely hopeless." Xiaoyu replied.

"That's right." Jiang Cheng nodded and closed his eyes without comment, "Just change the last sentence to "save my wallet!"

"It doesn't make any difference, Mr. Jiang Cheng, you are also hopeless."

"Okay, okay," Jiang Cheng said, putting his hand on Xiaoyu's shoulder familiarly, turned around and walked into the so-called "robot girl confession room", "Anyway, you just need to Just stay here and do what you did last night. You know, the guests yesterday were very satisfied."

"Hey, can you stop being so ambiguous in your words?" Gintoki complained.

"Okay, okay," Jiang Cheng waved his hands with an indifferent expression, "Anyway, confession is just a matter of vomiting bitterness. It doesn't matter if you vomit on top or bottom, as long as there is someone to pick it up. Okay, hurry up. Let's start. Xiaoyu, catch it well."

"But..." Xiaoyu hesitated.

"Don't worry, if you encounter a problem..." Jiang Cheng, who was standing behind the cardboard box confession room, looked at Xiaoyu through the small opening that could only accommodate one pair of eyes and continued: "And I'm sitting in the back. , you have to work hard!"

"Okay... okay." Xiaoyu sat down on the stool.

"Forty percent...this is my final bottom line!" Gintoki said quietly while squeezing Jiang Cheng.

"Thirty percent." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"You guy, don't make things worse! Fifty percent!"

"You are the one! Twenty percent!"

"Asshole! Who went to negotiate with Daddy?! Sixty percent!"

"Who stole the sunglasses carton last night? 10%!"

"Hey, did you steal? Did you steal Hasegawa-san's house? You are so awesome! Did you steal Hasegawa-san's house just for this business?!"

"That's too ugly! It's just a loan!" Jiang Cheng defended, "But since I borrowed the sunglasses from my home, I should give him some benefits..."

"That's right." Gintoki nodded.

Three seconds later, the two of them thought of something at the same time and said at the same time: "Then... give him a 10% discount!"

"Um...I'm sorry..." A woman's voice, which had been processed and mixed with thick electronic sounds, suddenly came over.

"A guest is coming soon!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed, squeezing his eyes and looking through the gap, "And she's a woman... There are a few scars on her face, but it doesn't matter, that pair... oh! Not bad! "

"Get out of the way, let me take a look!" Gintoki pushed Jiang Cheng while moving closer to the gap.

"Um...can't you really tell your identity?" The woman sitting down asked uncertainly through the microphone in front of her.

It is worth mentioning that the entire confession window is only from the woman's eyes to the abdomen.

Xiaoyu quickly replied: "Ah, don't worry about this, I can't see your face.

The sound was also processed using special microphones. "

"Ah...I see..." The woman seemed a little embarrassed, and she cleared her throat with her hands behind her back before speaking again: "So, anyway...can you listen to my confession for a moment?"

"Housewife?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "Why would such a housewife come to confess?"

"Maybe it's actually just a matter of cheating on my husband." Gintoki replied in a low voice.

"Actually... I don't know if I made a mistake, but I feel a little sorry." The woman then put down the psychological counseling and spoke slowly, "But that... is a scumbag who stays at home and does nothing. , doing nothing but staying home and playing games every day.”

[He is indeed just a scumbag. ] Jiang Cheng and Gintoki nodded at the same time and thought to themselves.

"Usually I am the only one who works and is responsible for all the family expenses." The woman continued, "But even so, he still doesn't forget to flirt with women outside, and even raises a woman outside."

【What a scumbag! 】Jiang Cheng thought in his mind.

【It’s like a complete bastard. ] Gintoki thought to himself.

"But even so, I tolerate it," the woman continued, "but recently he seems to have gotten worse. He completely ignores the hard work of others and secretly takes money from my wallet to buy games. Of course, he may also give it to women. "

[Gintoki, can there really be such a bastard? 】Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki doubtfully and asked with his eyes.

[Be normal, there are so many bastards in this world. ] Gintoki shook his head gently and replied with his eyes.

"Then some time ago, I really couldn't bear it anymore, so while he was sleeping..." As she said, the woman took out several kunai, "I gave him a full-body acupuncture, and gave him the newly purchased I took out a very precious limited edition game. I was planning to find a recycling store to recycle it, but... I suddenly saw this on the way..."

Jiang Cheng thought: [Huh? Are you okay? Is it really okay to use that kind of thing for acupuncture? By the way, is your husband still sleeping now? Wouldn't it be eternal sleep? 】

"So, I want to ask..." As she said that, the woman took out a game that Jiang Chengfei had just bought yesterday and had just played the first chapter and put it in her hand, "What are you going to do?" Should the second-hand store recycle it or just smash it?”

[Isn’t it a confession? ] Gintoki complained in his heart.

Jiang Cheng nodded and thought to himself: [Although he is a scumbag, his vision is surprisingly good. After all, even I couldn't help but buy it. Although I only played the first chapter, the rest Next... Let's continue tonight. 】

At this time, Xiaoyu turned around and looked at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki.

"It's up to her to do whatever she likes. She can smash it or recycle it and buy an urn for that scumbag." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"After all, he's that kind of bastard, so all his games should be destroyed." Gintoki nodded and took over.

Xiaoyu nodded to show that he understood, then turned around, closed his eyes, opened his hands, and said: "Heaven said, you can handle it however you want. You won't have any fault, and you don't have to bear any responsibility. It’s a psychological burden. That kind of scum deserves heaven’s punishment.”

"Ah, that's it..." The woman nodded, and then instantly took action to smash the game in front of her with a kunai. "After all, he is that kind of scum, so he smashed the last game that was not smashed. There will be no punishment at all for breaking it.”

【Why? The last set? ] Jiang Cheng thought in his mind, [Have all other games been smashed? This woman is quite capable. 】

"Then...actually today he seems to have gone to find a woman who is raising him outside," the woman put away her kunai and continued, "Can I just kill him after seeing him? Do I need to be punished? Robot Girl...Sir."

[It’s amazing, this Dannasang! 】Jiang Cheng praised in his heart, 【Even though he was given acupuncture by that kind of thing, he could still find a woman to be happy...】

"Okay, okay, I don't have any psychological burden if I just kill that guy." Gintoki waved his hand and said casually, "This way Edo can be a little cleaner and tidier!"

"God is very pleased," Xiaoyu said again, "I will definitely bless you and cheer you on."

"That's it, that puts me at ease." The woman nodded, then folded her hands and left amen, then stood up, turned around and left slowly.

After the woman left, Jiang Chengcai spoke again: "Yeah, yeah, I didn't expect there to be such a scumbag in this world."

"After all, there are too many people, so it's not surprising that there are some scumbags." Gintoki slumped his shoulders, then pointed at the kunai behind Jiang Cheng that was stuck all the way from the back of his head to his calf and asked, "Speaking of which, Does this really not matter to you?"

"Huh?" After a confused sound, Jiang Cheng looked back, and his expression darkened instantly when he saw the kunai stuck behind him.

"Are you too powerful? Don't you even feel this kind of thing?"

"Don't think too much!" Jiang Cheng said while pulling out the kunai, "This is just... I feel a little sore in my back today, please give me acupuncture, Yueyue! Nothing like the scumbag and bastard that the woman just said relationship! Do you understand?!"

"No, no one thinks that." Gintoki replied expressionlessly.

[Yes, it definitely has nothing to do with what the woman just said. Jiang Cheng twitched the corner of his mouth and thought, [My games must still be well placed at home, and these kunai were just inserted accidentally and have nothing to do with Yueyue! No, no, no, no, I'm confused. It has nothing to do with the scum in the story just now!

Although the scar on that woman's face does look a bit like Yueyue, scars are somewhat similar, right? And Oppai... they sound similar in terms of size, but is this all just a coincidence? After all...it's not a particularly rare or particularly big one. That’s right, that’s right, it can’t be Yueyue!

And the key is that the woman just said, but what, Yueyue and I don’t have that kind of relationship, so it definitely can’t be me! There are also women raised outside and so on, but I don’t have any! It’s just a niece who is raised in Gintoki’s house!

At most... plus Xiaoyu, although I don't admit it myself, at most there is only one Xiaoyu! Uh-huh! Impossible, impossible! There is absolutely no way anything will happen to my game! Believe in yourself! Jiang Cheng! 】

"Okay, next one." Xiaoyu shouted.

"Um...I'm sorry." A young man came in and sat down.

【A guest comes again. ] Gintoki's eyes lit up, [It's all money, I didn't expect it to be so easy to make. 】

"I hope you can give me anonymity." The young man said.

"Don't worry, I can't see your face, and your voice has been processed by a special microphone." Xiaoyu explained.

"Great..." The young man breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked: "Then can you listen to my confession for a while?"

[Approximately fifteen or sixteen years old,] Gintoki looked at the boy and thought indifferently, [Well, but adolescent brats are always worried about boring things, right? 】

"I made a very serious mistake," the young man said slowly, "I work somewhere, and the boss there is a jerk."

[Well, this is a common thing. ] Gintoki nodded and thought in his mind.

"He yells at people all day long, and he is always late in paying his wages. He monopolizes the committee... project funds, is stingy, suspicious, and has smelly feet."

[He is indeed a bastard. Although he is not as good as the scumbag just now, he is indeed a great bastard. ] Gintoki commented in his heart.

The young man continued: "Then I really couldn't bear it some time ago. When I went to clean his room, I threw the mop out and accidentally smashed his most precious thing. My cyborg girl, what did I do? Can the sin you committed be forgiven?"

"Gintoki-sama..." Xiaoyu turned around and looked at Gintoki.

"There's no need to apologize at all. These bastard things should all be destroyed." Gintoki replied casually, "right? Jiang Cheng?"

"Indeed, he is almost as good as the scumbag just now, so there is no need for such a bastard to apologize." Jiang Cheng nodded.

Xiaoyu closed her eyes again and opened her hands and said: "Heaven said, you did not do anything wrong, but you should punish your bastard boss!"

"Really...that's how it should be!" The young man nodded heavily, "After all, I'm always angry with him, so although I'm a little heartbroken, this thing is broken anyway..."

As he spoke, the boy fumbled out a figure of Anchor Yuno covered in tape from his sleeve and placed it in front of him, then raised the hammer.

"What kind of figure is Sister Weather's?" The young man raised his wooden hammer and hit the figure hard. "It's old and disgusting! This is God's punishment!!"

Sister Weather... broke in response.

"Thank you for listening to my confession, Amen." The young man thanked him, then stood up, turned around and left slowly.

"Amen." Xiaoyu also folded her hands and prayed.

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