Maybe a Fake Gintama

Looking at the Weather Sister figure that was smashed into several pieces, Gintoki blinked and tentatively said: "That...what is that?"

"Trash, right?" Jiang Cheng replied casually.

Xiaoyu shook her head: "No, it seems to be the figure of anchor Yuno."

"Ah... Really? Although this boss is quite a jerk, he's also very interesting." Gintoki forcefully twitched the corner of his mouth.

"What kind of interest is not bad?" Jiang Cheng showed a strange expression on his face, curled his lips and continued: "It's obviously a very strange interest, right?"

"What do you know about anchor Yuno!" Gintoki shouted angrily.

"No, Oppai is too young, his face is just like that, his personality... is very bad, and he is still a second-hand commodity." Jiang Cheng replied matter-of-factly, "No matter how you look at it, anyone who likes this kind of woman is an idiot."

"Lord Jiangcheng, please don't forget that Lord Gintoki is an idiot." Xiaoyu answered in a timely manner.

Jiang Cheng smiled and apologized: "Sorry, Gintoki, I almost forgot this prerequisite. I apologize to you."

"Believe it or not, I'll kill you two?!" Gintoki immediately became furious, roared with white eyes, and then said to Xiaoyu: "That's enough, just continue as you were before! Hurry up!"

"Okay." Xiaoyu nodded, and then shouted toward the window in front of her: "Is the next person here?"

"Um..." A girl wearing some kind of female religious attire sat down in front of the window and said slowly: "Actually, I was married to the earth from a distant universe, but my husband is a bastard little bitch. , he doesn’t work well, his family doesn’t have much financial resources, he is stingy, suspicious, his feet smell like shit.”

"Hey," Gintoki pulled Jiang Cheng aside and asked in a low voice, "Isn't this the bastard boss just now? It's definitely the bastard boss, right?"

"Ah?" Jiang Cheng was confused, and then replied: "No, no, no, Gintoki, that one just now was a bastard boss, and this one is a bastard little bitch, they are different."

"It turned out that I was really angry last time and scrawled on his face while he was sleeping," the female believer continued, "but the mop suddenly flew over."

"Is this the mop just now?" Gintoki pointed at the small window and said to Jiang Cheng, "Sure enough, that bastard boss just now is a bastard little bitch, right?"

"Calm down, Gintoki." Jiang Cheng consoled him, "Anyone's house may have a mop flying over suddenly. My house also has kunai and other things that often fly over suddenly. It's basically the same."

"You're the same size! You're the only one who has kunai that suddenly flies over!"

The female believer continued: "After I broke the mop, half of the pole was inserted into the figure, and the other half was inserted into the bastard little bitch."

Gintoki asked Xiang Jiangcheng in a low voice: "Hey? Are you okay? Is it okay for the little bastard to hit him?"

"But he didn't notice. He was sleeping the whole time, so he just let him go."

"No, this shouldn't be eternal sleep, right?" Gintoki pointed to the window and continued to speak to Jiang Cheng.

"Calm down, at this time..." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and closed his eyes, "Amen."

Gintoki said: "Although it is appropriate at this time,

But is there something wrong? "

"Master Machine Girl, can my sin be forgiven?" the female believer asked, clasping her hands.

Xiaoyu turned around and asked, "Is this a murder?"

"No, it's not!" Gintoki narrowed his eyes slightly and replied with a serious expression: "This is just kicking the cakes on the ground to the side of the road, so that the streets of Edo can be a little cleaner and tidier."

Understanding, Xiaoyu closed her eyes again and folded her hands: "God is very pleased and will definitely bless you."

"Really?" There was a hint of joy in the voice of the female believer, "He is still being penetrated by the mop. Is this okay?"

"It's okay, it's okay, just let it stick in. This is what he has to bear..." Gintoki raised his eyebrows and said nonchalantly, but the next moment he suddenly noticed the half mop inserted between his buttocks, his expression Suddenly something solidified, "...the cross."

"Ah, that's great, Amen." With that, the female believer left her seat and left the confessional with a relaxed and happy mood.

At this time, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something, looked at Gintoki with a dark face and asked, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?"

"Ah? What?" Gintoki, who had secretly pulled out the mop and hid it behind his back, asked with a cold sweat, "It's okay, I'm completely fine."

"Hey? Is Juhua okay?" Jiang Cheng asked next.

"It's okay! It's going very well this morning! Hemorrhoids, constipation and so on are completely non-existent!"

"Really?" Jiang Cheng looked confused, then pointed his hand behind Gintoki, "But is it really okay to have the mop stuck there?"

"Huh? Mop!" Gintoki was surprised.

"Gintoki-sama," Xiaoyu said at this time, "When I saw you today, I found that you were penetrated. I was still thinking about whether to complain, because you were penetrated very deeply."

"Huh? Is that so?" Gintoki asked with evasive eyes, cold sweat dripping from his face.

"But because Master Jiang Cheng also discovered it and didn't complain, I didn't complain either."

"Yeah." Jiang Cheng nodded.

"Ahaha, isn't this what you are talking about?" Gintoki said as he took out the half mop hidden behind his back, and explained with a smile: "This is the other one, it's not inserted in. It ran out of the chrysanthemum."

As he spoke, Gintoki once again touched the back of his head and said, "I accidentally ate it as fried noodles yesterday, hahaha..."

"So that's it." Xiaoyu nodded to express understanding.

"Yes! Don't get me wrong, you two!" Gintoki nodded quickly, and then reminded him very solemnly: "I said to you two, this is not the mop that appeared in the confession just now. It has nothing to do with that one. It’s a relationship!”

"Of course I know that kind of thing." Xiaoyu replied.

"Why are you panicking?" Jiang Cheng half-squinted his eyes with disdain on his face.

"I want you to take care of it! Muji Sai!" Gintoki shouted with his eyes rolled, and then comforted himself in his heart: "Yes, it doesn't matter!" Everyone loves Anchor Yuno! The same goes for mops. Everyone will accidentally insert it into the anus once or twice! This idiot will definitely be penetrated by a kunai at some point!

So it definitely can't be the two of them. Although the chin does give people a feeling of déjà vu, human chins are all the same except for Inoki! It's fine! My Yuno anchor is definitely safe and sound! My anus must be safe and sound too! I'm overthinking it! You must be overthinking it! 】

Just after comforting himself in his heart, Gintoki suddenly heard Kagura's voice coming from the alley behind him.

"Hey? Haven't you found your uncle yet, Aru? Yueyue?"

Kagura, who was holding the Christian clothes she had just taken off, asked Yue Yong, who had just met her face to face.

"Ah," Yue Yong nodded slightly in response, and then replied calmly: "But... I just got the shooting permission in the confession room. You are allowed to shoot directly when you see him."

[Sure...is it really you? ! Yueyue——! ! ] Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and thought, [By the way, what is a shooting permit? What on earth are you doing in the confessional? 】

"Hey." Gintoki patted Jiang Cheng's shoulder, then grabbed Jiang Cheng's clothes and threw Jiang Cheng out with all his strength.

"You bastard!" Jiang Cheng cursed angrily in the air, and then... nothing happened.

Listening to the swishing sound of kunai breaking through the air from behind, Jiang Cheng's screams, and the final rustling sound that seemed to be dragging a body, Gintoki folded his hands and muttered silently...

"Amen."

[Great, this way the sharing will be none of his business. Okay, just forget about what happened just now. The right way is to change your mood and continue to make money! So many customers came in such a short time, it’s really easy to make money like this, hehe, lucky, lucky! 】

Before he was overjoyed, Gintoki suddenly noticed that the furry chin of the next guest... was a little too familiar...

…

The next day, morning.

Yoshihara.

Peng Peng! !

"I'm talking about you, why did you smash all my games!" Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the dining table, slammed the dining table and shouted angrily: "Please stop it! You stinky woman! Those old ones are already gone" Forget it if you're tired of playing it, I've only played the first chapter of the new one! Have you ever considered the mood of the game?!"

"Are you still in the mood for games?" Haruta on the side complained with twitching eyes.

"Don't underestimate the game! You brat!" Jiang Cheng spat, then folded his hands, snorted with his eyes closed and said: "Then let's use a woman as a metaphor for the game. Yesterday's Zhang Yuxi is like a woman, so just playing the first chapter is equivalent to just doing the foreplay, and then comes the main topic! The fun is all behind! But that said, a brat like you is I don’t understand anymore.”

Nichiwa narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "In other words, every game is a completely different woman."

"That's right, that's right," Jiang Cheng nodded, and then continued to himself: "You must know that the GC of each game is different, the requirements to achieve the GC plot are also different, and the time of the GC plot in the game is also different. It’s different, this aspect is similar to that of women.”

Nichiwa smiled and praised: "You are really a scumbag, Jiang Chengsang. According to what you said, you can just throw away the games (women) that you are tired of playing, right?"

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng was surprised, then waved his hand, "No, I usually take games that I get tired of playing to second-hand stores to recycle them."

Haruta twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "I always feel...very pitiful. After getting tired of being played with, I still have to be sold to Yoshiwara or something."

"Yoshihara? What are you talking about? Is there a store that recycles second-hand games in Yoshihara?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, but then he suddenly reacted. He raised an index finger and said, "Oh! That's it! It turns out that Japan Both Lun and Yueyue feel like they are second-hand..."

Whizzing!

puff!

呲——

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was lying on the table and still spitting blood, several black lines slowly appeared on Qingta's forehead, but before he could complain, he was suddenly attracted by a piece of news on the TV nearby.

"Please take a look at today's headline news. His Highness Tokugawa Shigemo, the general who conquered the barbarians, disappeared yesterday and his whereabouts are unknown. His Highness Shigemo's private visit incognito has happened before. The senior official of the Matsudaira Katakuri Tiger Police Department who assisted in this matter still denies that he Everything related to the case. He insisted that all these were crimes committed by the suspect Sakata Gintoki, who was detained for obstructing the execution of official duties."

"Oh! Yin Sang... Yin Sang actually killed the general!" Haruta exclaimed, his eyes full of little stars, and then pointed at the TV and said: "Mom! Sister Yue Yong! Brother Jiang Cheng, look at it! That Yin Sang actually did such a big thing! It’s amazing! It’s completely different from a certain Nite!”

"That's right," Nichiwa said with a smile as he narrowed his eyes, "All men can grow up, but I didn't expect that Ginsang could grow to such an extent. It really shocked me."

Yue Yong nodded silently: "Indeed, it is completely different from a certain Nite who has not grown at all after nearly 700 chapters."

"Hey, can this really be called growth?" The resurrected Jiang Cheng complained silently, "Is there something wrong?"

"Of course, it is such a big thing after all." Haruta nodded and said with a bit of emotion, "Yeah, yeah, it looks like you will be able to see Gin-san's name in the textbooks soon. I’m done. I’m really envious.”

"Hey, is this kind of thing really worth envying?" Jiang Cheng complained again, "Is it really worth envying to have this kind of thing written into a textbook? Is your head okay? Is it really okay? Haruta-kun?"

"No matter what the reason is, it's great if it's written in the textbook." Haruta pouted and replied, "On the other hand, Jiang Chengsang, you have nothing worthy of being written in the textbook. You are completely unworthy of mentioning. !”

"Nothing can be compared, nothing can be compared." Yue Yong shook her head and sighed softly.

"Hey!" Jiang Cheng reminded.

Rilun smiled and said: "I'm sorry, Jiang Chengsang, don't be discouraged. There is no comparison between people, so please don't take it to heart. Hey~"

Jiang Cheng silently replied: "No, although you are really trying to comfort me, the truth of your statement really makes me a little unhappy. And why did you sigh at the end? Why did you sigh?"

"That's enough, Jiang Chengsang, Nite... just Nite."

Jiang Cheng was furious: "Why are you looking at me with such pity! You did it on purpose? You definitely did it on purpose?! Asshole!!"

"Ri Lun, stop talking." Yue Yong glanced at Ri Lun and said.

"Hey! You guys please stop it in moderation!!!"

…

morning.

Jiang Cheng, carrying the game he just bought, was walking slowly back to Yoshiwara.

However, when I walked to a certain river bank, I suddenly saw a group of strange guys lying on the bank...

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