Maybe a Fake Gintama

Latest website: Jiang Cheng, who was standing on the river bank, looked at Gui, who was standing on the river bank with his arms crossed and facing a man with a bun. He was about to say something but was discovered first by a member of Gui's group who was lying on the ground. and pulled to the ground.

"What are you doing? You guys?" Jiang Cheng, who was pulled to the ground, frowned and asked, "Are you planning to follow your idiot leader here to attack the young wives who come to the river to wash their clothes?"

"No, not anymore! Your Excellency Jiang Cheng!" The patriot who pulled Jiang Cheng down quickly spoke and defended in a low voice: "We never wanted to do that! But then again, would anyone really do that? Are there really beautiful young wives washing clothes on the riverbank here?”

"Idiot! Is this the time to talk about that kind of thing?!" Another patriot punched the patriot's head angrily, then pointed at Gui and the man with the bun standing on the river bank below and continued: "Jiang Sir Cheng! You are the only one who can stop Guisang now! Please! Stop him quickly!"

"No, I don't care about the wig's XP or anything. Besides, it started when he was young. If we ask him to change it now, I don't think it will be too smooth."

"It has nothing to do with XP or anything!" the patriot complained, "It's about over there! That man! Did you see that? That man!"

"Wig...do you still have such interest?" Jiang Cheng murmured, holding his chin, and then nodded, "Yoshi, I understand, I will definitely keep it a secret and will never tell it. Don't worry. "

"That's not what you meant! Your Excellency Jiang Cheng!" The patriot complained in a low voice, a little crazy, "Did you listen to what others said? Didn't you just say it was confidential? Why are you starting to send photos in groups now! Huh? This high-ranking official ...Takazai...Is this Takasugi? Sakamoto...Is this Mr. Sakamoto? By the way, didn't you completely publicize Kessang's new XP that is so shameful?!"

"No, it's just within this range." Jiang Cheng put away his phone and said nonchalantly, "No one else will know, don't worry."

"That's it, that doesn't matter..." The patriot nodded subconsciously, but then he reacted, "He's too old! How could it not matter! It's just a fabrication! Guisang doesn't have such XP at all!"

"Where's the evidence?" Jiang Cheng asked calmly, then glanced at the patriots beside him, "No matter how you look at it, it's not surprising that Wig has such a hidden XP."

"Where's your evidence?!"

"No, you are the evidence." Jiang Cheng replied matter-of-factly,

"That idiot is stupid...stupid...stupid...no, it doesn't matter. Doesn't it mean that there isn't even a woman in the organization?"

"Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, is it difficult to find an adjective for us? By the way, do you mean to say stupid, idiot, and idiot?" A patriot said that he was very hurt, and then continued: "Women and other things don't matter! We, the patriots who resist the foreigners, have no idea at all. You don’t need a woman! All you need is the country in your heart!”

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and other patriots silently distanced themselves from the patriot. To put it simply...isolated him.

"Hey, why did you retreat so far?"

Ignoring the patriot, Jiang Cheng nodded and continued: "Look, without women, the problem would become so serious. In short, that person is hopeless."

"It makes sense..." A patriot lying next to Jiang Cheng nodded and analyzed slowly: "If we analyze it carefully, it means that there are no women in our organization led by Guisang, Mr. Gintoki The master house, Sakamoto-san's rescue team, and Takasugi's ghost army, more or less the leaders have women around them. Lord Jiangcheng... they are all surrounded by women, and only Katsura-san... there is only one strange one around him. pet!"

"Understood?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, "You won't realize the importance of women until the critical moment. Why do your anti-barbarian activities always fail? Why do you always fail to appear on camera? Why do you have no role at all? Why are your hairstyles so old-fashioned? Why do you look so ugly? Why are you all a bunch of idiots? This is all very, very indirectly related to the fact that there is not even a woman in the organization!"

"No, what you said next is just to hurt us, right? No matter how you listen to it, it is not a good thing, right? Does it really matter what you say? Does the failure of anti-foreign activities have so much to do with the lack of women?"

"Idiot!!" Jiang Cheng reprimanded with a serious expression, "You have to trust your own judgment!"

"No, what about that...I just asked you because I wasn't sure."

"Guys who don't even believe in themselves can't do anything! Remember this! Idiots!"

"No, it doesn't matter at all, right? It has nothing to do with the topic just now, right?"

"Anyway, these are Yoshiwara's discount coupons." As he spoke, Jiang Cheng took out a thick stack of discount coupons and stuffed them into the hands of the patriot beside him. "Some things can only be understood by trying them yourself. When you find a way to get the answer from your own heart, practice it yourself. I believe..."

With that said, Jiang Cheng stood up and slowly walked away in a certain direction. At the same time, he waved his hands and continued softly: "After trying, you will eventually get the real answer. And more importantly, , that is the answer you found yourself, not someone told you, let alone someone instilled in you...the answer that truly belongs to you."

Looking at Jiang Cheng's retreating back, all the patriots holding the coupons they were given were thoughtful.

"Hey, what's that..." Patriot A asked, "I always feel that His Excellency Jiang Cheng's words have profound meaning, but I also feel that something is not right."

Patriot B nodded: "It's completely different from the leader of our family, although it feels weird."

Patriot C said: "But... we can only give it a try. There are some things that you can't find the answer to if you don't try it and just hear it from hearsay. Perhaps Mr. Jiang Cheng wants us to understand this."

Patriot A suddenly had a flash of inspiration and tapped his hand: "That's it! It turns out that His Excellency Jiang Cheng just wanted us to understand this! And he also kindly gave these coupons to us who have no chance to be with women! What a man! Where’s the good guy! Yossi! Then there’s no other way, we have to try it ourselves!”

"Oh!!"×n

Jiang Cheng, who was slowly leaving, slightly curled his lips after hearing the cheers coming from behind him.

[Simple-minded idiots...just come and contribute to my GDP! Discount? That’s right, it’s just a discount scam that doubles the actual price by writing a 20% discount! 】

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That night, a group of stupid... no, anti-barbarian patriots were detained in Yoshiwara because they didn't have enough money.

Looking at Jiang Cheng who took a thick stack of banknotes from the hands of the man named Xiao Jiang and put it into his arms naturally, Yue Yong beside him... his face was speechless.

"That's enough," Jiang Cheng said casually, and then glanced at the Baihua ladies who were escorting a group of patriots who were only wearing their trousers, "Let them go."

"Hi! Jiangcheng sama!" Several Baihua ladies responded and then released the patriots and pushed them out.

"I've caused you trouble," the young general bowed his head and apologized, "I'm really sorry."

"It's okay, as long as someone pays the bill." Jiang Cheng replied casually, and then glanced at Gui, who was wearing women's clothing and wearing heavy makeup on his face, with a look of disdain on his face, and at the same time, there was an obvious slur on his mouth. A sound.

By the way, the reason why Katsura dressed up this way was because after hearing that one of his subordinates was detained in Yoshiwara because of lack of money, he specially changed into women's clothing in the hope of using work to repay debts or something.

"Young general, our clothes..." Patriot A looked embarrassed and hesitated to speak.

"Ah, that," Jiang Cheng continued casually, "part of the money will be deducted for the clothes, but didn't I leave the crotch cloth for you?"

Patriot B said weakly: "No, even if you say so... at least give us back our swords... samurai souls and so on."

"Huh? Soul?" Jiang Cheng looked confused, then shook his head gently, and said seriously: "No, if you have the money, can't you just go to the blacksmith to redeem it? More money. If it’s my son, wouldn’t it be better to just replace it with a new one?”

"Did you fall for the money?!" Patriot C finally couldn't help it, rolling his eyes and complaining crazily, "By the way, did you pawn it directly?! Did you pawn it directly?!"

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng picked his ears with his little finger, showing a bad look on his face, "You are the ones who came to Yoshiwara without any money, okay? Why do you act like you are the victim? Or are you? You said you...are just here to cause trouble?"

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, all the Baihua ladies took out their weapons at the same time and looked at the group of patriots with unkind expressions.

"That's it." The young general raised his hand to stop him, and then lowered his head to Jiang Cheng again, "I'm really sorry for causing you so much trouble."

Jiang Cheng waved his hands extremely impatiently and said: "Okay, okay, take them back quickly, otherwise such a group of perverts wearing only loincloths are wandering on Yoshiwara Street, and other customers will think there is something open here. What a strange shop.”

"Isn't it your masterpiece?!" a certain patriot complained.

"Okay, let's go back." With that, the young general took off his clothes, leaving only his briefs. "If you feel ashamed, then I will join you. Don't worry, we are an organization, and we will never It will cause one or a few people to be misunderstood, even if they are misunderstood as perverts, we have to stay together."

Hearing the sound, all the people with lofty ideals were so moved that they didn't know what to say.