Maybe a Fake Gintama

Latest website: "I see, just side by side." Hinawa smiled sheepishly, "I'm sorry, this is my first time visiting this kind of festival, so I don't know anything except wearing a yukata."

"Really," Jiang Cheng curled his lips in displeasure, and then shook his hand, "Well, forget it, even if you don't have common sense about this kind of thing, just see what others do. It's just a festival. , where are there so many rules? Just treat it like shopping."

"Let's see what others do..." Rilun murmured with his chin propped up, then pointed to a young couple holding hands while visiting the temple fair and asked Xiang Jiangcheng: "Does that mean we should hold hands like them?"

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng was surprised, then showed a bit of impatience, and continued: "That's the kind of boring thing that young lovers who have just been together do for a while, holding hands and walking around. A temple fair or something, eating apple candy or something together, saying a few words of love and so on, and finally... eating a real apple or something in the hotel.

After all, it's only this time. After tasting a real apple, we will never be able to go to the temple fair together like we did today. have you heard of it? Eighty percent of couples who go to temple fairs together will break up. "

"Uncle, do you believe it or not?" The young couple just stopped and the boy looked at Jiang Cheng and cursed bitterly through gritted teeth.

"Who is the uncle! Brat!" Jiang Cheng immediately gritted his teeth and shouted with his eyes rolled: "By the way, isn't that what you plan to do, you bastard? Aren't you going to eat real apples?!"

"Hey!!" The boy who looked like a little gangster immediately blushed and argued loudly with white eyes, "No -! I just picked this up! I threw it away as garbage! I definitely didn't want to eat it. Yoko’s idea of ​​a real apple or something!”

"Hey - really?" Jiang Cheng shrugged nonchalantly, and then kicked the trash can in front of the boy, "There is a trash can here, you just throw it away, come on, come on."

"This stinky uncle..." The boy gritted his teeth with a look of pain on his face, and then he reached out tremblingly and took out the exposed corner of the hotel coupon.

"Hurry up, your girlfriend is still looking at you." Jiang Cheng said deliberately, "Hurry up, hurry up!"

Looking at his surprised girlfriend who was covering her mouth, the boy finally bit the bullet and put the hotel coupon into the trash can.

[The plan was made two months in advance...] The boy couldn't bear to say,

[It was ruined by such a smelly uncle! I...booked a high-end hotel! How can it be repaired? ! 】

"Bye~Have fun~" Jiang Cheng smiled and waved goodbye to the two of them.

The boy was so angry that he was shaking, but he could only pretend to be calm and smile.

"Hey, you should stop it." Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng and said.

"What?" Jiang Cheng looked disapproving, "I just helped save an ignorant girl's innocence. I just protected the ignorant girl's most important apple. I'm obviously a good person and a good deed."

"No, I think you are just nosy." Yue Yong replied silently, then pointed at the young couple in the distance, "Look."

Looking in the direction Yue Yong pointed, Jiang Cheng realized that the girl in the couple had found an excuse to get away, and then walked straight in his direction.

"Ah, ah, ah, ah! It seems that today's visit to the temple fair is not fruitless." Jiang Cheng shook his head and said with some emotion, "I'm sorry, Rilun, Yueyue, I will only eat a little sweets today. Well, it’s really an unexpected gain.”

Hearing the sound, the contempt in Yue Yong's eyes was almost real.

Jiang Cheng raised his hand and waved naturally and said to the girl walking towards him: "Don't worry, unlike that boyfriend, I have prepared more than one hotel voucher."

"Is this it?" Yue Yong complained disdainfully.

The girl stopped in front of Jiang Cheng and showed a smile, and then...

He bent down and picked up the hotel coupon that the boy had just thrown away from the trash can.

"What's the matter? Uncle? Bah!" The girl frowned and complained and spit to the side. Then she turned around and instantly changed her expression, smiling and trotting towards the boy.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was smiling and looking stiff and messy in the wind alone, Yue Yong gently blew out a puff of smoke and said calmly: "Did you see that? Uncle?"

At this time, Jiang Chengcai took a deep breath.

"Who is the uncle! Smelly woman!"

…

"Festivals and stuff...can't be underestimated." Hinata murmured with her chin propped up.

"Right? Carnivorous girls are always staring at the scent of boys like me..."

The kunai in Yue Yong's hand did not give Jiang Cheng a chance to finish his sentence.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground with blood spurting from the back of his head, Yue Yong said lightly: "Don't worry, no one will be interested in the banana between your buttocks."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng raised his head tremblingly and looked at Yue Yong, and replied: "Yueyue, durians like yours are very safe at the festival."

"Who is Durian! Bastard!" Yue Yong rolled his eyes and yelled angrily with popping veins.

"Then, you don't have to worry about the sun," Jiang Cheng got up, shook his head gently and showed an unusually pitiful look, "Although there is a saying that "bananas that are about to rot are the most delicious moments," but Because there is a possibility of diarrhea after eating, you are safe. "

"One portion of the fried noodles that were just fried~" Riwa smiled and threw the fried noodles he just received from the store directly into Jiang Cheng's face.

"It's so hot! No, it's so smelly!" Jiang Cheng immediately shouted, "Hey! Enough is enough! I hate seafood! It's so smelly! My nose can't stand it! Disgusting! I'll have nightmares at night! I definitely will. It’s a nightmare on the same level as being force-fed bananas that are about to rot!”

“Hey, I’ll add another serving of fried noodles~”

…

"Hey...is something wrong?" Jiang Cheng asked with narrowed eyes.

"Huh? Is there any?" Rilun, who was sitting on Jiang Cheng's left shoulder, said with a smile, "Didn't I say before that they can sit side by side? Right? Yueyue."

Saying that, Ri Lun looked at Yue Yong, who was sitting on Jiang Cheng's right shoulder, who had not yet recovered from his thoughts.

"You...you..." Yue Yong blushed again, and her eyes turned into mosquito-repellent incense and kept spinning. There was faint smoke slowly rising from her head, "Don't touch my butt with your shoulders. !!”

"It's the other way around! It's the other way around!" Jiang Cheng instantly complained with his eyes rolled, "It's the right thing for you not to touch my shoulder with your butt! After all, it's you who jumped up! I didn't do anything. ah!"

"Okay, okay." Nichirin, who got off Jiang Cheng at some point, sighed softly while sitting in a wheelchair holding some tea that he got from somewhere.

"You're so big!" Jiang Cheng, who was being strangled by Yue Yong, rolled his eyes and shouted, "I'm almost dead here! I can't even breathe! By the way, how did you get down? It feels worse than Normal people should be more flexible!"

Somehow, Yue Yong changed her position at this moment and was riding on Jiang Cheng's neck, squeezing Jiang Cheng's neck tightly.

"Hey, please stop it!" Jiang Cheng raised his head, gritted his teeth and whispered bitterly, "I told you that you jumped up on your own! By the way... don't pull your hair! Ponytail... No! Absolutely not! !”

At this time, Yue Yong, who was holding Jiang Cheng's neck with one hand and pulling Jiang Cheng's hair with the other hand, suddenly froze when his eyes met.

Then, "smoke" slowly rose from Yue Yong's head again.

…

Ignoring Jiang Cheng, whose head was smashed into the iron plate of fried noodles and whose legs were still twitching in the air from time to time, Yue Yong blushed and spat lightly.

"Disgusting man."

"Hey!!" Jiang Cheng, who was holding fried noodles on his head, immediately argued with white eyes and blue veins, "Who is this disgusting man! Did I do something disgusting?! It's you who is disgusting! You even wear a yukata without underwear. No…"

boom! Boom! Clang! Phew! thump!

After such an onomatopoeic effect, a translucent shadow slowly appeared on the fallen Jiang Cheng and slowly rose into the air.

"Ara, Yueyue..." Rilun covered his mouth and said in surprise, "I didn't expect you to be so bold..."

"It's all Nilun you said!" Yue Yong defended loudly with a blushing face, "It's Nilun you said to wear a decent yukata on such occasions! I just listened to what you said!"

(Yukata: Under normal circumstances, there is no need to wear underwear under the yukata.)

"No, I'm serious..." Niwa explained with a smile, "Just don't wear that kind of slit, otherwise you will end up wearing a yukata as a cheongsam."

"Then let's make it more clear!"

"I thought Yueyue would definitely understand..."

"That's enough! I'll go back and change clothes!" After saying that, Yue Yong turned around and left angrily with a red face.

Jiang Cheng, who returned from Kaiwang, dusted himself off and sat up, looking at Yue Yong who was walking away thoughtfully.

"Jiang Chengsang, Yueyue is actually pretty much the same as me," Rilun narrowed his eyes and smiled, while reaching out to turn his wheelchair and walking slowly forward, "I have never gone shopping like this seriously. It’s a temple fair.”

"Really?" Jiang Cheng said casually, while slowly following the side of the sun wheel, "Didn't we come to the festival together before?"

"But that time, for some reason, I seemed to have only watched a half-assed robot performance or something, right?" Nichiwa replied with a smile, "You haven't experienced any other temple fair projects at all, right?"

"Is it enough to enjoy some things and enjoy the atmosphere?" Jiang Cheng said indifferently, with a look of disapproval, "Anyway, all temple fairs are the same, catch goldfish or something, eat assorted yakisoba, fried noodles, octopus Burn... and finally watch a fireworks show or something, just putting together some very common things."

"Maybe so," Nilun smiled, and then raised his head to look at the fireworks blooming in the sky, "But didn't Jiang Chengsang say that? The atmosphere is always different. It's different from usual on the street. The takoyaki you buy is different, the takoyaki at the temple festival has a special taste."

"Nilun, I..." As he said this, Jiang Cheng once again showed a very serious expression, "I won't let you eat my Bana..."

"Freshly baked assorted yaki~!" Nichiwa smiled and smashed the assorted yaki he just got into Jiang Cheng's face to stop Jiang Cheng's hooligan remarks.

"Bah, bah, bah, bah..." Jiang Cheng caught the assorted roast with his mouth, chewed it in big mouthfuls, and then swallowed it in one breath.

"It's a smell that I don't usually have..." Jiang Cheng murmured, and then stopped in front of a stall selling various masks.

…

After changing her clothes, or putting on two pieces of clothes, Yue Yong returned to the temple fair again. It is worth mentioning that the crimson color on Yue Yong's face did not completely fade away.

Yue Yong, who did not find Ri Lun and Jiang Cheng among the people coming and going, frowned slightly, then turned around to look for them elsewhere.

But at this moment, a man (Jiang Cheng) wearing a civet cat mask stood in front of Yue Yong.

"Durian...no, no, miss," Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and said, "Are you going to the temple fair alone? If you don't mind, do you want to come together?"

Looking at the man in front of her, Yue Yong was stunned for a moment, then turned her face away slightly and responded in a low voice: "Yeah...but...ok."

…

At this time, although the situation was different, the orangutan, who was wearing a cockroach mask like Jiang Cheng, was happily following A Miao.

[…Whether it’s a cockroach or something like that, I recognize it! 】

But at this moment, the voice of a rotten fish can called out to A Miao and the man in the cockroach mask.

"Guest, do you want to come and play?" Ziran Juan, who was sitting at a certain table, greeted, but then he reacted, "Ah, ah? Who did I think it was? It turned out to be A Miao. "

"Gin-san..." A Miao stopped and looked at Gintoki sitting at the table, surprised.

[Why is this guy here! ] Kondo was shocked.

"What are you doing here?" A Miao asked.

"Yeah, we also want to take advantage of the celebration to make some money or something." Gintoki said while waving his fan, "What are you doing, are you walking with a cockroach?"

"You, you are so rude!" Kondo complained, then pointed at himself with his thumb, "I'm not a cockroach! I'm the Masked Cockroach Rider!"

Looking at Kondo in the Showa old gangster pose, Gintoki continued casually: "Captain Cockroach? Isn't that a cockroach?"

"No! It's the captain of Cockroach!"

"So it's just a cockroach?"

"This is indeed rude, Gin-san." A Miao frowned and said, "He is helping me find Kagura-chan who is lost. He is a very kind cockroach."

"It turns out he's still a cockroach." Gintoki replied casually, and then continued with his dead eyes, "As for Kagura, he just picked up Shinpachi's wallet and is being chased all over the street by him. I guess he will be there sooner or later. Get caught.”

A Miao immediately smiled brightly, clasped her hands and said, "Great, then I can see her if I wait here."

After saying that, A Miao looked at Kondo who was standing aside, smiled and thanked: "Captain Cockroach, thanks to your help, the problem has been solved."

At this time, Kondo, who was lying on a huge sticky board he got from nowhere, said bitterly: "I'm so careless!! I didn't expect there would be cockroach stickers in a place like this!"

Looking at Kondo struggling on the sticky board, A Miao quickly shouted: "Captain Cockroach——!!"