Maybe a Fake Gintama

Latest website: "Damn it!" Kondo pretended to struggle while pretending to be indignant, "If this happens, there will be no way to leave this store! What should I do?"

As he said that, Kondo raised his head and looked at Gintoki, who had no change in expression, and then said: "Do you mean you can only play here? You shady shopkeeper!"

"No, you are hindering my business, can you get out?" Gintoki replied calmly.

"Yes, that's right!" Kondo seemed to have suddenly thought of something. He turned back to look at A Miao and suggested: "We have to play anyway, why don't Miss A Miao join us! I'm treating you!"

"Huh?" A Miao showed a somewhat embarrassed expression, "But I just want to thank you..."

Hearing the sound, Kondo hurriedly replied: "Then as a return gift, you can go shopping with me for a while!"

A Miao smiled politely and replied: "Of course I am willing to go shopping with you..."

【Very good! ! ] Kondo felt happy.

"But as for money..." A Miao looked a little embarrassed and hesitated to speak.

Gintoki on the side spoke up for A Miao at the right time and said: "A Miao, don't let the man hold his head up. At this time, you should give the stinky man some face. Don't worry, I will give it to you." There’s a couple’s special offer.”

Looking at the price list divided into three levels that Gintoki held up: "Singles: 200 yuan, couples: 300 yuan, cockroaches: 6,000 yuan." Kondo immediately complained: "It's too much for the cockroaches. ! In the end, we still weren’t charged the special price for couples!”

"There's nothing I can do~" Gintoki shrugged and replied matter-of-factly: "As the saying goes, finding one cockroach is equivalent to thirty cockroaches."

"That's at home! By the way, do you plan to charge thirty of them?!"

"If you don't want to, you can go somewhere else," Gintoki said with an indifferent expression, "But Miao will be here waiting for Kagura."

Kondo pretended to be indignant and said: "Asshole, you used cockroach stickers to make my feet so sticky that I can't walk!"

"But in contrast, our house has goldfish fishing and shooting, and everything is available." Gintoki continued, "It allows you to taste the flavor of the festival. It can be said to be a theme amusement park. I will never let you The one who suffers.”

【no solution anymore! This is also to enjoy this festival date with Miss A Miao! ] Kondo (forced) made a decision in his heart,

Then he turned around and asked A Miao behind him, "Well, Miss A Miao, how about we start shooting."

"Okay~" A Miao clasped her hands and showed a smile, "I miss it so much, it's very good."

Looking at A Miao's appearance, Kondo silently made a certain determination in his heart: [Look at me! Through this date, I must shut Miss A Miao's heart into a cockroach house like a cockroach! 】

"Miss Yue Yong is also looking forward to it, right?" A Miao smiled and looked at Yue Yong who didn't know when she would arrive.

"Hmm..." Yue Yong nodded lightly.

"Huh?" Kondo was stunned for a moment, then looked expressionlessly at Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong, who were wearing civet cat masks and had arrived behind him at some unknown time, "You guys..."

"Hey! Captain!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said hello in a familiar manner, "The remaining twenty-seven are too shy, so only the two of us are here!"

"Let me see, the price of the tanuki should be..." Gintoki said while writing on the price list, but when he just wrote a 1 and was about to write a zero, Jiang Cheng's sandal stepped on his face.

"What are you talking about? We are all the captain's subordinates!"

"No, no matter how you look at it, they are two different creatures," Gintoki said, holding his bleeding nose, "No matter how you look at it, the tanuki and the cockroach are two different creatures!"

"It's a cockroach that looks like a civet cat." Jiang Cheng spread his hands and continued casually.

"Are you kidding? There is no such thing." As he said that, Gintoki started writing on the price list again, but was kicked in the face again by Jiang Cheng.

"I told you that we are the captain's subordinates," Jiang Cheng put his arm around Kondo's shoulders in a very familiar manner, "right? Captain?"

"No, I don't know you at all, but the lady here looks familiar."

"Oh~ That's right~" Jiang Cheng lied naturally, "This one is the eldest sister among the twenty-nine cockroaches. I just promoted her, so it's normal that she doesn't look familiar to you."

"No, that..."

"Hahaha, stop talking!" Jiang Cheng smiled and patted Kondo's back to interrupt Kondo's words, and then pointed at Yue Yong beside him, "See? The tentacles on her chest are the same as yours. Basically they are exactly the same, they are all our own people, so don’t doubt them.”

Three seconds later, looking at Jiang Cheng lying in a pool of blood with bleeding on the back of his head, Yue Yong said lightly: "Look, his three tentacles are almost the same as a cockroach."

Kondo replied silently: "No, generally speaking, cockroaches only have two tentacles."

"Don't worry," Yue Yong took out the kunai again, "I can turn him into two tentacles right away."

Kondo:…

…

"Miss A Miao, do you have any favorite prizes?" Kondo asked, holding up the cork gun, "I will beat it down for you beautifully!"

"Huh?" A Miao said in surprise, "Really? Which one should I choose?"

[Ah~ My soul seems to have been cleansed. Could it be that this is the legendary festival date? ] Kondo thought this in his mind.

"Yue... no, miss, is there anything else you want?" Jiang Cheng asked Yue Yong, who was blushing slightly.

"Ah, I..." Yue Yong was startled, then showed a bit of embarrassment, "It's all... all... all... okay."

"It's just a bit unpleasant to have two cockroaches around me," Kondo glanced at Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong and thought, "By the way, this civet cat shouldn't be in the same situation as me, right?" I want to use a mask to confuse this Yoshiwara eldest sister or something. Although he just said he would help me, I still feel like something is wrong. 】

【Do not worry! ] Jiang Cheng gave Kondo a thumbs up calmly, [I will never ruin your good deeds! team leader! 】

[Well, forget it, now that I’ve said that...] Kondo nodded silently.

"Ah! I want that!" A Miao suddenly discovered something, then put away the telescope and pointed downwards and said, "That handkerchief!"

"Young girl, you have really good eyesight~" Gintoki, who was looking down with a telescope, praised, "That handkerchief is from a famous brand, Meritor~ Then, your boyfriend should take good aim. The trick is to aim at the bull's-eye. , and also...let the bullets fly for a while."

Kondo, who was also standing on a high building and at least two hundred meters away from the shop below, put away his gun and complained: "There are ghosts if you can fly! Don't treat all guests attending the festival as first-rate snipers!"

"This is a special service for couples." Gintoki replied disapprovingly, "The purpose is to combine the inner distance and shooting distance of couples into one."

"It's too far! You are so close but I can't see you!"

【Distance...? 】 Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng aside, "Indeed... indeed, I occasionally feel this way, even though I am so close yet..."

"It's obviously a cockroach, but he gave up so quickly." Gintoki curled his lips in disdain.

"Then you should take off that handkerchief and give it a try!" Kondo argued.

"Handkerchief?" Gintoki was surprised, and then continued with some disdain: "Who asked you to aim at that kind of thing?"

"What?"

"Even if you hit that thing, you won't get the prize," Gintoki said, picking up the binoculars and looking at the store in the distance again, "First of all, we need to aim at the head of the store owner, and shoot him in the head with a shot while he's unconscious. That time in the past…”

"Are the products even from other people's stores?!" Kondo complained crazily, then raised his cork gun and shouted excitedly, "This is not shooting at all! It is obviously robbery!"

Gintoki replied seriously: "If you don't have the consciousness to kill, don't use a gun casually."

"I'd rather shoot your head off!"

Jiang Cheng nodded at this time and looked at Yue Yong, who lowered his head thoughtfully, and said: "In short, I understand the rules, let's get started."

"Yeah." Yue Yong nodded lightly.

"Hey, wait a minute, do you really want to shoot that thing?" Kondo quickly tried to persuade him, "It's not possible, right? That's definitely not possible, right?"

"Look at other people's boyfriends," Gintoki spread his hands and shook his head helplessly, then picked up a cork gun and handed it to Jiang Cheng, "Sa, remember this, when you are caught by the police Please don’t panic, if you plead guilty with a better attitude, you probably won’t be sentenced to death.”

"Ah, there's no need for this," Jiang Cheng declined the gun offered by Gintoki, and then pointed his umbrella at the shop below, "We brought our own."

At the same time, Yue Yong also took out several kunai.

And, without any hesitation, the two of them took action.

A bunch of bullets and several kunai were shot out in an instant, but thanks to Kondo's faster reaction speed, he pushed Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong away in an instant.

Because of this, the boss escaped a disaster.

"Hey, let me tell you," Jiang Cheng, who was rubbing his head and getting up, complained, "What are you doing? Captain? You almost got the prize just now."

"I'll get you! I almost sent my boss to death just now!" Kondo clenched his fists and yelled angrily, "Speaking of which, you are just a tanuki who only likes to play pranks! You are totally a tanuki who only likes to play pranks! But you are Let’s repay a favor! No, I don’t expect to repay a favor, at least don’t cause any trouble for me!!”

(tanuki: a legendary animal in Japan that likes to play pranks and will turn into a human form to repay kindness. However, whether it is doing pranks or doing good deeds, humans will always find out in the end.)

"How rude." Jiang Cheng spread his hands and said, "Please call me Sangda the civet cat."

…

On the street, Jiang Chengzheng and Yue Yong, who had been driven away, walked slowly in front of one store after another. After the short episode just now, it might be considered a normal "festival visit".

"Jiang... no, civet... Sang." Yue Yong called tentatively.

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng responded, "What's wrong? Miss?"

"No, it's nothing..."

Jiang Cheng asked: "Speaking of which, is this your first time visiting a temple fair like this?"

"Um."

"Well..." Jiang Cheng stopped and turned around to stand in front of Yue Yong, "I always feel that the young lady can't let go. What's wrong? I'm nervous because I went to the temple fair with the civet cat I met for the first time. Or...actually, in your heart, you want to go to the temple fair with other civet cats?"

"No, I just..."

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng nodded lightly, then raised his head to look at the night sky full of colorful fireworks. He paused for a while before speaking again: "You know? In fact, humans are creatures like this. There are several faces, masks, etc., and maybe sometimes even humans themselves can’t figure out whether they are wearing them or not. But..."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng lowered his head and looked at Yue Yong, "You shouldn't have to worry about such troublesome things now, right? If you want to ask why, isn't there exactly a mask in front of you? There is such a thing as true and false. There’s no need to think about it in detail, just treat it as fake.”

"What do you mean?" Yue Yong asked with a raised eyebrow.

"What do you mean..." Jiang Cheng rolled up his yukata sleeves, pondered for a moment, and then said with a smile: "I mean, just enjoy the present moment."

"Huh?" Yue Yong was stunned for a moment, and then wanted to say something, but Jiang Cheng took the lead and reached out to hold her hand.

"Sa, let's go."

"Hey, let go..." Yue Yong blushed and tried to take out her hand, but then she gave up inexplicably and let Jiang Cheng pull her away.

[This man's hand... is... so steady...] Yue Yong had such a feeling in her heart. Yes, it was neither that Jiang Cheng's hand was warm nor that Jiang Cheng's hand was big, but that she simply felt that Jiang Cheng's hand was It is very stable and does not tremble at all compared to myself.

…

In front of the takoyaki shop, Yue Yong couldn't help but smile softly because Jiang Cheng, who was far away with rejection written all over his mask.

In front of the drawstring lottery store, looking at Jiang Cheng who was gritting his teeth to get the first PSO gift bag, Yue Yong's expression became more and more relaxed.

In front of the goldfish fishing shop, Jiang Cheng looked at dozens of goldfish in his hands, while Yue Yong, who only had two goldfish in his hands, showed a bit of displeasure.

In front of the candy store, Yue Yong, who had completely pulled out the umbrella pattern, looked at Jiang Cheng who had broken more than a dozen pieces of candy but was still unwilling to let go.

In front of the assorted yaki shop, Jiang Chengzheng stuffed pieces of assorted yaki into his mask without any influence, while Yue Yong looked at her wallet with black lines on her head, wishing to smash Jiang Cheng's head.

…

There are many, many, festival memories for one person or two people.

Yue Yong, who was waiting alone in front of an apple candy shop with an apple candy in her hand, turned around after hearing Jiang Cheng's call. After seeing Jiang Cheng waving to her, she responded with a smile.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Cheng asked casually, "You look quite happy."

"No, it's nothing." Yue Yong replied calmly.

"Hmm? Could it be that you went to the festival with a strange man?"

"No, it's just Mr. Tanuki."