Maybe a Fake Gintama

Latest website: "Gin-san, um..." Shinpachi was about to say something, but was interrupted by Gintoki raising his hand.

Gintoki lowered his head and said with a dark face: "Shinpachi, we just went to the wrong ward. We didn't see anything. Remember it clearly!"

"No, that one is definitely Jiang..."

"No!!" Gintoki shouted.

"Oh, I really bothered you." Yue Yong walked over slowly with a convenience bag in her hand, "You actually come to see a guy who is already hopeless."

【No, no help! ! 】Xin Baji and Gintoki were shocked at the same time.

"Um, um, Miss Yue Yong..." Xin Bajia raised his head, showing a face that had been completely spoiled by the play, and asked stumblingly: "Is the disease, the disease, the cause of the disease... is it... the weather... the weather? "

"You can put it that way." Yue Yong sighed helplessly and responded, "I obviously warned that idiot a long time ago, but... well, it should be said that it was his own fault."

Hearing these words from Yue Yong's mouth, Gintoki and Shinpachi felt even worse. Then they lowered their heads and said goodbye at the same time, and left slowly.

Yue Yong glanced at Gintoki and Shinpachi in surprise as they left slowly with their heads lowered, but didn't take it seriously, opened the ward door and walked in.

Seeing the nurses and sisters who were crowding around Jiang Cheng asking for help, Yue Yong got angry for no reason, and then casually smashed the convenience bag in her hand onto Jiang Cheng's head.

"It hurts!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed in pain, then rubbed his head and looked at the person who came and complained: "What are you doing? I am a patient now, can't I be more gentle? Can't I be as gentle as the nurses? "

"What kind of patient are you?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng like he was looking at rubbish. "You stayed in the room for a week, played games, overeated, drank so many cold drinks, and never left the house once. Staying up late and playing games every day, life has no rules at all, so it’s natural for you to have gastrointestinal problems! And you just finished the dialysis injection and ate so much iced watermelon... You guys should die early."

"Don't make it sound like I don't want to go out!" Jiang Cheng retorted loudly and without confidence, "It's just because the weather is too hot! You can't go out in this kind of weather! If you go out, someone will do it! You will be killed Roasted adults do it!!”

"You should at least move around for me! It's strange that you won't get sick if you can't move even one step!"

“Playing games can not only train your brain and develop your intelligence,

It can also exercise the flexibility of the fingers, and it can also make people feel happy physically and mentally. Where in the world can there be such a great exercise? "

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was still nodding with his hands closed and his eyes closed, Yue Yong's forehead had veins popping out one after another.

"Oh! My POP was really brought to me!" Looking at the handheld game console in the convenience bag, Jiang Cheng exclaimed, "Thank you! Yueyue! This way you won't be bored during the hospital stay. !”

"Huh?" A nurse on the side complained with a pouted mouth, "Do you still want to play with something like this? Didn't you agree to play with me?"

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng chuckled softly, then stretched out his hand to lift the chin of the nurse in front of him, and continued softly: "If you want to have fun, you have to wait until the evening. I'm the kind of person who will do the best." The type who saves his food until the last bite~"

"Ah~~!!" The nurse girl screamed excitedly.

"Also...I have a bad stomach recently, so I can only eat something gentle, so I have to be well prepared."

"ah--!!"

This time, the nurse lady didn't scream because of excitement, but because Jiang Cheng's head with a kunai couldn't stop spewing blood.

…

At night, the nurse who was preparing for a night attack opened the door of Jiang Cheng's ward and saw Yue Yong sitting in front of the hospital bed with her legs crossed and Yue Yong lying on the hospital bed, her whole body wrapped in gauze with only two eyes and a picture exposed. After Jiang Cheng opened his mouth, he quietly retreated.

Looking at the closed door, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and turned to look at Yue Yong: "Hey, why are you here?"

"Look at you, you're a scumbag." Yue Yong replied calmly.

"You should stop it!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and shouted angrily, "I'm already ready for this kind of fun! I've also changed my costume! But you didn't even need to change it!"

By the way, Jiang Cheng now... has multiple fractures all over his body for some unknown reason, and the bandages that were tied in advance have already played their intended role.

"And..." Yue Yong's cheeks turned a bit unnaturally pink, and she turned her face away silently, "You want gentleness, etc., I also... that..."

Seeing Yue Yong's performance, Jiang Cheng was shocked: "Huh? No, right? Yueyue, you...can't, right? You...you...do you want to...Hey! Wait! Yueyue! Calm down! Even so It's rude to say it, but I don't do it to you..."

"Here, be as gentle as you want." Yue Yong handed the shopping bag in her hand to Jiang Cheng with a straight face, interrupting Jiang Cheng's words at the same time.

Looking at the bag full of Bafilin painkillers, Jiang Cheng suddenly became expressionless.

(Bufferin: a painkiller, the advertising slogan is - half of Bufferin is gentleness.)

Jiang Cheng lowered his head and glanced at his bandaged body, and then said slowly: "Although it is indeed something used at this time, what is this feeling of anger? It is indeed gentle, but Why am I so angry? Hello? Is there something wrong? "

"...If you were a little gentler...would it be better?" Yue Yong, who was holding several boxes of Bafeilin, raised her face slightly and closed her eyes, revealing a bit of...arrogance?

"Please go back quickly, please." Jiang Cheng lowered his head silently.

"How about ten more boxes?"

"I beg you!!"

After such a small farce, Yue Yong said calmly: "It seems that Kagura is also hospitalized."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng, who was playing POP with his head down and eating strawberries from the fruit basket, raised his head and asked in confusion, "Kagura? What's wrong?"

"I don't know. I just took a quick look today, and this hospital doesn't have much information on Night Rabbit, so it seems like there's no way to diagnose it."

"Is it... completely hopeless?!" Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong in shock.

"Hello."

"No, we must not let sister Jiang Hua know," Jiang Cheng covered his face with a sad expression, "My health is not good to begin with, and if I knew, it might add unnecessary burden to my already bad body. "

"We haven't diagnosed it yet! Just wait a moment!"

"Anyway, after the funeral, I will use the excuse "Kagura went to study abroad on a distant planet where there is no way to contact her." "

"No, it's too early for what you said. He's not dead yet."

"Kagura——!!" Jiang Cheng covered his face and shouted in pain.

"Hey! You're almost done! You've already told me that you're not dead yet!"

"Yueyue...get ready." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and continued with soft eyes, "Although he is a little naughty, I know that Kagura has always been a good child. How can it be fixed!!"

Yueyong:......

"Also, the most important point," Jiang Cheng continued, "is to fight for the right to hold the funeral. For the funeral money... no, for the sake of being able to personally send Kagura away. After all... I am also her My little uncle!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was covering his face and unable to hide his grief, Yue Yong replied coldly: "I would rather hold your funeral first before doing that kind of thing. Don't worry, it will definitely be a grand event." burial."

Kagura, who didn't know if it was a coincidence or if she heard something from the nurse, happened to be standing outside Jiang Cheng's ward, leaning against the door and listening to the conversation between the two people in the room.

[This... scumbag! ! ] Kagura, who was so angry that her whole body was shaking, opened her eyes wide and cursed bitterly in her heart, [I heard that you were hospitalized, and my lovely niece endured the pain to come and see you! I didn’t expect that he was telling such an outrageous joke! ! If this is the case, then... let you really experience the feeling of losing this once-in-a-millennium, lovely and invincible beautiful girl niece...]

Boom boom.

Click——

"Uncle," Kagura, with dull eyes and a soft expression wearing a hospital gown, walked in, "I heard that you are also hospitalized, so I came to take a look."

Seeing Jiang Cheng's expression of disbelief and shock beyond words, Kagura secretly rejoiced: "It's true, even if he says so, my uncle really cares about me." 】

"No... Shen, Kagura..." Jiang Cheng raised his hand tremblingly, "What... what's wrong with you?"

"Uncle, just take care of yourself." Kagura shook her head gently, "My body...has..."

"S-What are you talking about?" Jiang Chengli immediately jumped out of the hospital bed. Although he was sweating profusely, he still laughed and said: "Quick, there are some snacks and fruits here, eat..."

"Uncle, I'm sorry, I... don't have much appetite." After saying that, Kagura covered her mouth and turned away and coughed twice.

At this time, Jiang Cheng's expression showed a bit of panic, and even Yue Yong's expression on the side became serious.

"I just want to get closer to my uncle in the short time I have." Kagura turned around, her eyes soft, and Kugimiya spoke very naturally in Mandarin, "After all... on this earth, My uncle is the only family I have."

"What's that, Kagura...you...don't scare my uncle," Jiang Cheng's voice trembled, and he slowly stretched out his hand, "Are you okay? First, you must be joking with me, right?"

"I'm sorry, little uncle..." Kagura raised her head and looked at Jiang Cheng with soft eyes, "I am...satisfied to be able to see you in this short time before my death."

After saying that, Kagura slowly turned around and retreated, leaving only Jiang Cheng, who raised his hands with an expression of disbelief, and Yue Yong, who was also in disbelief.

[Hehehe...] Kagura was filled with joy, [How is it? Is it painful? Are you in pain because you are about to lose me? Are you no longer in the mood to joke? 】

thump! !

Yue Yong: "Doctor! Hey! Come here quickly! Breathing and heartbeat have stopped! Hey——!! Jiang Cheng, cheer up! Hey! Hey!!"

Looking at the doctors rushing towards Jiang Cheng's ward, Kagura thought to herself: [Do you care about me so much? ! Do you care to death? ! 】

…

The next day.

"Little girl Kagura?" The nurse opened the door of Kagura's ward and asked at the same time: "How is your physical condition?"

Kagura, who was picking her teeth with a toothpick in one hand and holding her belly even more exaggerated than that of a pregnant woman carrying a football team with the other hand, replied feebly: "I always feel that my body is as heavy as a rock. I feel like I need to I’ve been staying in the hospital for about a week.”

Looking at the two piles of empty patient meals piled high in front of Kagura and Kagura's swollen belly, the nurse uttered a confused question: "Ah? Is this the obstetrics and gynecology department?"

At this moment, another nurse opened the door of Kagura's ward and reminded with a smile: "Little girl Kagura, someone is here to see you."

Hearing the sound, Kagura was startled, and immediately jumped out of bed and threw all the empty plates through the window and downstairs.

After doing all this, Kagura became aware of her belly again, but before Kagura could think of a good idea, Gintoki walked in and shouted at the same time.

"Kagura..."

Hearing the sound, Kagura didn't have time to think, and fluttered onto the hospital bed and got into the bed.

"Gin...Gin-chan, why...why did you come to see me so early today?"

Looking at Kagura lying on the hospital bed in a weird posture, panting and sweating, Gintoki replied: "Ah...ah, we have all been admitted to the hospital recently. Are you okay? Your breathing is very messy, are you uncomfortable? ?”

"Yes...a little bit..." Kagura reluctantly replied, "My chest has been feeling tight since yesterday and I can't sleep."

"By the way...by the way, what's wrong with you?" Gintoki, who sat down on the chair in front of the hospital bed, tentatively asked Kagura who was lying down again, "The quilt has been pushed up."

"Because...because of the exposure!" Kagura hurriedly replied, "My whole body is severely swollen due to the exposure! You must not look at the way I look now! I don't want you to see it either!"

Gintoki reluctantly pulled the corner of his mouth and comforted: "Kami, Kagura... No, don't worry, you are that Kagura, you must have eaten too much again, right? No one will find out."

[Actually, I really ate too much...] Kagura thought to herself.

"Also...Also, I will live here from today on."

"Why?"

"It's cooler than the Master House here, it has air conditioning, and you can see the nurse as much as you want." Gintoki explained, then he touched the back of his head and turned his face away slightly, "So just relax and go to sleep. This place is the same as the Wanshiwuwu you live in."

[Hehehe... He is more considerate than usual, Al. 】 Kagura was secretly happy, and then showed her lifeless eyes again, and replied with a feeble voice: "Thank you, Gin-chan... But I don't know how long I can stay with you, so I want to stay awake a little longer and spend a little more time with you.”

"Stop, stop talking nonsense," Gintoki stood up slowly, turned around and walked towards the door, "Stop talking nonsense, I'm going to the canteen to buy a jump. Do you want me to bring something?"

Looking at Gintoki who opened the door, Kagura replied softly: "P-pudding, I want to eat it now."

"Pudding, right?" Gintoki slowly closed the door, and after a few tenths of a second, he opened the door panting.

"Bought... bought it." Gintoki raised the shopping bag in his hand.

Looking at Gintoki who was panting and sweating, Kagura exclaimed in her heart: "It's too fast!" ! This is the third floor, the canteen is on the first floor, and Aru came back in an instant! ! Isn't this guy guilty because...I said I wanted to stay with them for a while? Aru? 】