Maybe a Fake Gintama

Latest website: Looking at Gintoki, who was sitting on the chair next to the bed with his legs crossed, panting but trying his best to hide himself, pretending not to care and looking at the JUMP in his hand, Kagura suddenly thought of something.

[But... maybe we can use him like Doraemon. 】

Thinking of this, Kagura, who had just opened the pudding, frowned slightly, and said in an unusually weak and slightly apologetic tone: "I'm sorry, Gin-chan, I thought I could eat sweets, but my stomach is a little nauseated. , can you buy some sticky acid..."

Before the last word "milk" was uttered, Gintoki, who was sweating with sweat on his face, held up a convenience bag and asked breathlessly: "Yogurt, right?"

【It’s too fast! ! ] Kagura exclaimed in her heart, [It was as fast as Giann Aru appeared before Nobita had just finished reading Doraemon's name! It’s just too fast...]

Thinking about it, Kagura looked at the strawberry milk in her hand, [What I bought is not yogurt Aru either! 】

Kagura said with some distress: "Gin-chan... I said, this is yogurt before fermentation, it's too fast."

"Ah, that's it," Gintoki replied while looking at the jump in his hand, "I said the content of the jump seems a bit unclear, but it turns out it's for next week."

【what happened? ? Did you run too fast to the future canteen? ! 】

"Well, forget it," Kagura smiled reluctantly, pretending to be sensible and said, "Gin-chan, you like strawberry milk, right? Let me drink it for you."

"Ah, I just drank."

Only then did Kagura realize that there was nothing but an empty milk box in his hand, and an unknown fire surged in his heart.

[Before sighing that you are fast, this made me very angry! Didn’t I just get an empty box in the end? ! 】

Click!

After crumpling the milk carton into a ball and throwing it away, Kagura yawned: "Ha~ I feel a little sleepy after eating the pudding, Aru."

"Ah, what about that? I have something to tell you before you go to bed." Gintoki put away the jump in his hand, then propped his chin and asked: "Do you like a grand funeral or a secret funeral?"

[You are too impatient! ! 】I complained crazily in my heart,

Then he replied with black lines on his head: "The sleep I'm talking about is not a long sleep, Aru."

"Hug, I'm sorry, I didn't care about your feelings, I didn't mean you." Gintoki apologized quickly, and then made a money gesture with his right hand while showing a serious expression on his face, "This is what I said."

[The one who doesn’t care about my feelings is okay? ! ] Kagura cursed in her heart.

"It would be better if they could be buried with birds." Gintoki said calmly, rubbing the back of his head.

Kagura looked out the window with gentle eyes and said softly: "Gin-chan, will you... be very calm even if I die?"

"how could it be possible!"

"That's right. I'm a weakling, and I will die soon." As he said that, Kagura looked at the lush tree outside the window, "Yes, that tree that can be seen from the window, that tree On the tree…”

The little ape, who was hugging the trunk of the big tree, looked at Kagura and Gintoki in the ward and yelled dissatisfied: "That brat! He was alone with Gin-san..."

Ignoring the unhappy cry of the little ape, Kagura continued: "When the pervert on that tree falls to the ground, my life will wither..."

Before Kagura finished speaking, a foot wearing a black boot suddenly broke into the camera and kicked the little ape's head into the trunk of the tree.

"Don't, don't worry," the panting Gintoki pointed at the little ape from the ward window and said, "Look, the pervert is still hanging on the tree in high spirits!"

"No, I'm not energetic at all. That's not what I'm talking about." Kagura returned with narrowed eyes, and then looked out the window at a sister wearing a Shinsengumi uniform whose head was smashed into by a certain glasses Perverted stalker on the surface, "That pervert is already in the ground."

In an instant, Gintoki appeared on the screen, forcefully inserting the flowering branch into Kondo's butt, and then the screen changed again.

Standing at the window of the ward, Gintoki couldn't tell whether it was the sweat from exhaustion or some kind of cold sweat on his face. Panting, he looked at Kondo with two hands below him and said: "Don't worry! Look! After the pervert lands, Another pervert has blossomed!”

"It's not that anymore," Kagura said, looking at a certain old man in sunglasses who was hanging on a tree trunk. "Look at that, he really hanged himself."

"That one was hanged from the beginning." Gintoki replied with a casual expression.

"Ah, that's it..."

"Hey! Aren't you guys coming to save me?!" Sunglasses expressed dissatisfaction.

"Look, everyone is here to visit you. Please be energetic." Gintoki quickly turned around and comforted him, "Everyone will laugh at you when they see the disappointment on your face."

Seeing Gintoki's panic, Kagura thought to herself: [It seems like he is really reflecting on Aru, forget it, there is nothing we can do. 】

"Yeah! I feel a little energetic for some reason!"

Kagura clenched her fists and pretended that she had regained some of her energy, but just after she finished speaking, she suddenly couldn't hold back and spat it out loudly.

"Kami, Kagura!!" Gintoki shouted in surprise.

[Oops, I was too greedy and ate too much, Aru! ] Kagura covered her mouth and exclaimed that something was not good, and then slowly stood up, trying to go to the toilet or something to cover up.

"Are you okay?! Are you really okay? By the way...what's going on with your belly?"

Hearing the sound, Kagura, who had just stood up and not even had time to take two steps, looked down at her big belly that had not yet been fully digested, and her forehead instantly turned black.

"Ugh! It's so, so uncomfortable!! The consciousness... is drifting away, Aru!" Kagura, whose face suddenly changed, shouted in pain, and then fell on the bed with her eyes wide open and her mouth wide open with a stiff expression.

After falling down, Kagura vomited out some filth, then tilted her neck and made no sound at all.

"Hey——!! Kagura!!" Gintoki shouted, and then rushed out of the ward, shouting in panic: "Hey! Doctor! Someone come here quickly!"

Then, Gintoki rushed to the hospital bed again, held Kagura's hand and shouted: "Kagura! Hey! Cheer up! Kagura——!!"

[Oops Aru,] Kagura was completely panicked, [Although he said he was fooled, he turned out to be critically ill! I didn’t originally intend to act to this extent, what should I do? What should I do! 】

…

Amiao, Shinpachi, and Sadaharu, who hurried over, opened the door to the ward, and saw Gintoki with a disappointed expression, and doctors and nurses standing aside, frowning and helpless.

"Gin, Gin-san, Kami, where is Kagura-chan?" Shinpachi asked breathlessly.

Gintoki didn't answer, but the sadness in his eyes already represented some kind of answer.

Xin Baji walked in slowly and saw Kagura, who was lying on the hospital bed with a very poor expression, wide eyes and already on a ventilator and a life monitor, and his shoulders trembled slightly.

"Kami... Kagura-chan... Kagura-chan——!!"

"Why..." A Miao couldn't hide her grief and covered her mouth. Her pupils were still trembling, and she murmured in disbelief: "Why did it become like this?"

Boom! !

Gintoki hit the wall with his fist, lowered his head and said with a dark face, "It's all my fault... If I could have found out earlier... Damn it! Damn it! Bastard——!!"

Feeling the atmosphere in the room, Kagura exclaimed in her heart that something was not good again: [Oh, no, Aru, this, this atmosphere is too heavy, this is exactly the atmosphere of visiting a patient before death! How can I possibly say it now? Even if my mouth is torn, I can't tell that this is just a simple cold! Obviously it shouldn't be like this, I didn't intend to act like this at all!

Why would Mao become like this? If this continues, the atmosphere will become increasingly heavy! It will become increasingly difficult to tell the truth! I must say it earlier, but, no matter how I defend myself now, I can foresee that Aru will be beaten to a critical state by them next! I must find a way to find the right time and find a way to make my condition develop in a good direction, Aru! Hey, hey doctor, please help me! 】

"Heartbeat and pulse are normal." The doctor propped his chin and looked at the life monitor in front of him, still analyzing: "I didn't expect that he would fall into a coma. Is this a disease of the Night Rabbit clan? ?Our medicine can’t cure it.”

[No, I'm just pretending to be sick. Just give me some medicine or suppositories, and I'll pretend to be cured! 】

"I'm extremely sorry." The doctor walked heavily toward the door of the ward, and at the same time declared his helplessness. "At least please be by her side to encourage her."

Watching the doctor slowly leaving, Kagura cried out in pain: "Aren't you a doctor?" ! Can’t you think of a way——! 】

After the doctors and nurses left, the atmosphere in the ward became heavy again.

"Kagura-chan..." Shinpachi shouted with tears in his eyes, "Hold on! Open your eyes!"

【I can’t keep my eyes open any longer! My eyes are dry! Hurry up and get me back to my original state! ! 】

Shinpachi cried: "Please! Come back quickly! Kagura-chan!"

[I can come back at any time, please give me a chance! Please! 】

"Kagura-chan!" A Miao cried.

"Ouch~!" Dingchun cried.

【correct! Just pretend to wake up from a deep sleep under everyone's desperate calls! ] Kagura had an idea.

A Miao: "Kagura-chan——!"

Shinpachi: "Kagura-chan!"

Dingchun: "Ouch——!"

Listening to the calls in his ears, Kagura gradually relaxed and prayed in his heart: "One more time!" Just do it again! 】

"God..." Gintoki was about to shout, but just after shouting one word, he was stopped by Granny Toshi who suddenly opened the door.

"That's enough. This kid has worked hard."

Stepping into the house, Granny Denshi, who looked unbearably sad, said, "Just let her... go quietly."

【What kind of mouth do you have! Stinky old woman! If you scream again, I will come back to life! 】

"Grandma Denshi..." Xinbajiao couldn't stop crying and looked at Grandma Denshi with a sad face.

"Stop crying, isn't it embarrassing?" Mother-in-law Denshi cursed with a smile to cover up her grief, "Just smile at the last moment, can't you send her away with a smile?"

Looking at Granny Toshi who was sobbing while she was talking, Kagura complained in her heart: "Don't give up so early, okay?" There is still help! I'm still very energetic! 】

Xiaoyu, who followed Granny Denshi and Catherine, slowly closed the door and said loudly at the same time: "I know everyone is feeling sad, but instead of spending the rest of the time sadly, we behave more like ourselves. Only Kagura-sama will be happy, right?”

[No, you said it beautifully, but did you give up a little too early? 】

"Xiaoyu is right," Catherine also showed a rare expression of regret, "The more it is at this time, the more important it is to let her see the daily life she loves. Mr. Sakata..."

With that said, Catherine came behind Gintoki, patted Gintoki's shoulder with one hand, and reached out to Gintoki with the other hand.

"Please pay last month's rent."

[Why are you asking for rent? Is now the time to collect the rent, Aru? ! 】

Boom! !

Gintoki, who punched the wall again, lowered his head and couldn't bear to say: "It's all my fault. It's all my fault for beating Brother Patching..."

【It’s really your fault! Too heavy! Have you ever had such a heavy rent collection drama before? 】

"Really?" Granny Denshi said, holding her hands, "Then for Kagura's sake, I will treat it as a funeral gift this time, and your rent will be waived."

"Ah... Then I have to thank Kagura." Gintoki said with some relief.

"It's not Kagura, it's your funeral."

"I'm sorry." Gintoki responded with his hands on his hips, and then laughed together with Grandma Toshi.

[Are you laughing? There should be a limit to black humor, right? 】

"Ehhahahahaha..."

Listening to Catherine's high-pitched laughter, Kagura felt angry: "You are so ridiculous!" Kill it, believe it or not! 】

…

The dark clouds that had gathered at some point obscured the originally clear sky. As the muffled thunder sounded, the rain... also fell. Although it was not heavy, it did not stop at all, just like the heavy atmosphere in the ward.

[They gave up completely...] Kagura thought to herself, [This way things are irreversible, Aru! Come someone! Is there no one who believes that I am not dead yet and is willing to encourage me? ! 】

Click——

"Hey, it's not the last minute yet, right?" Jiang Cheng, holding a document bag, appeared at the door of the ward panting.

[Little uncle——! I have never respected or liked you as much as I do now! faster! The only one who can save me now is you! 】

"Jiang Chengsang..." Xinbaji turned around and looked over, then wiped his tears, "What is that? Is it the collected physical information about the Night Rabbit clan?"

【Why? Wait... wouldn't I be bad if it was that kind of thing? It will definitely be exposed, right? what to do? 】

"No, it's not that kind of thing." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then closed the door, walked over slowly, and sat down under the hospital bed.

[Ah... That's great, it's not that kind of thing that's really great, so don't waste the rest of your time. As long as there are still people who haven't given up on me, it's fine, little uncle! please! Call me! 】

"Um, Kagura..." Jiang Cheng bit his lower lip, and then looked at Kagura with tears in his eyes.

【Why? What's going on with that look? What kind of look is this? 】

"I know, although he is a little naughty, he has always been a good boy." Jiang Cheng continued softly, and then took out the documents from the document bag, "So... you definitely don't want Sister Jiang Hua to know. This kind of thing might be something that her body can’t bear, right?”

【Why? 】

"Sa, this is the study abroad document I got today," Jiang Cheng continued with soft eyes, while gently picking up Kagura's hand and pressing a fingerprint on it, "In this case, Sister Jiang Hua Even if you come to Earth later, they will think that you are still alive and healthy because of this kind of document, and you just went to a remote planet."

【Have you given up too? ! You disgusting sister control! ! 】

"Everyone..." Jiang Cheng stood up slowly, and then bowed solemnly to everyone present, "Please, if there ever comes a day, I hope you can hide it from Sister Jianghua with me. My sister's body... really... I can’t bear this blow. Can everyone just think that Kagura is just going to study abroad on a remote planet?"

【Hello--! ! 】

"Don't worry, we will keep it a secret." Granny Denshi replied, and then looked at Kagura, "I know that Kagura definitely doesn't want to make her mother's physical condition worse because of her own affairs."

"Thank you, Kagura." Jiang Cheng said with soft eyes.

【Thank you! Is your mother the only person in your head? ! Doesn't it matter to me at all? ! Having said that, it's just adding insult to injury, I'm going to die here! ! 】