Maybe a Fake Gintama

"So what course did you take?"

"Don't worry, don't worry," Jiang Cheng waved his hand indifferently, "It's something you can't remove anyway, so it doesn't matter if you don't understand it."

"These words make people angry..." Veins popped up on Xin Baji's face silently.

"In short, the next step is to use a well-known method to promote the combination." Jiang Cheng crossed his chest with one hand and supported his chin with the other hand as he continued, "First of all, I contacted a group for you. Just go on the talent show."

"Huh? A talent show?" Shinpachi said with some surprise, "Are you going to join it directly? Although there will be no problem with Atong-chan's popularity, the two of them have never even had a complete cooperation."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter. As long as you remember what I'm going to do next, you'll definitely become famous." As he said that, Jiang Cheng's expression gradually became serious. "What I'm going to say next, you must remember it for me!" It’s about the first step for you two to debut as a group! Whether you fall down directly or rise directly to the top depends on whether you remember my words firmly!"

Seeing Jiang Cheng's appearance, Xin Baji also swallowed a mouthful of saliva nervously.

"First of all, first! Forget about victory, defeat, elimination, and advancement! If you think about that kind of thing in your head, you will never make it to the end!"

Xin Baji nodded and analyzed: "Indeed...indeed, at this time, you just need to complete your performance well. If you think about that kind of thing in your mind, it may affect your performance."

"No, you misunderstood Xin Baji. What I mean is...win or lose doesn't matter at all." Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders, and then raised his index finger again, "Our goal is not to win or anything like that. We have only one goal, and that is... to shine! Let everyone, judges, instructors, live audiences, and viewers in front of the TV remember you all at once! No matter what method you use, as long as they have a deep impression on you That’s it!”

"I see!" Xin Baji tapped his palms, "That means even if you don't win the game, you can still do a good job in publicity and gain popularity!"

"When you introduce yourself... you must make up your life story. The more miserable the better! The more bizarre the better! The more sensational the better! Do you understand?!"

"Wouldn't that be a lie?" Shinbaji's eyes twitched.

"Then, the second point is, be serious when you should be serious," Jiang Cheng crossed his hands again, closed his eyes and continued to talk to himself, "I mean, don't be serious when I shouldn't be. do you understand?"

Xin Baji spoke again: "No,

Then you should explain when you should be serious and when you shouldn't be serious..."

"Be more serious when performing!" Atong clenched his fists and was full of enthusiasm.

Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied with narrowed eyes: "No, no, you can just come casually at that time. If possible, please go out of tune on purpose and fall down or something."

"Is it okay to sleep, Aru?!" Kagura raised her hand and asked.

"Ah, okay, okay, in short, I just want to make the performance a mess."

Shinpachi rolled his eyes and shouted loudly, "It's okay for you! The judges and instructors will definitely get angry!"

"Well, Shinya-kun is very smart, and he has found the time when you should be serious." Jiang Cheng nodded and praised, and then said to Atong-chan and Kagura, "That's right! The performance must be over. When the judges and instructors start to criticize, cry seriously! No matter what they say, just cry! Cry very sadly! In this case, it's probably okay. By the way, don't cry too early, the timing is very early It’s important, it’s best when the instructor has just made a criticism.”

"Um... Jiang Chengsang learned this method from which idol in which country and which talent show?" Xin Bajiao asked Jiang Cheng with twitching eyes and black lines on his head.

Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and said: "Chuang [beep——] Yang [beep——]."

…

Ignoring Jiang Cheng who was twitching from time to time as he and Gintoki were stuffed into the floor, Shinpachi pushed the main body on the bridge of his nose, cleared his throat and whispered to Kagura and Atsushi: "Sorry, Jiang Cheng just now Please completely forget what Cheng Sang said."

"Huh? People still think that method is super easy, Aru~"

"Take it easy! Stop making such dangerous remarks!" Xin Baji scolded him with a serious expression, and then bowed to the camera, "I'm sorry, we definitely didn't mean it, please forgive us. "

"I have a general understanding of Jiang Cheng's method. In short, no matter what method he uses, he must first find a way to become famous and gain popularity, and then he can have a lot of opportunities to make money..."

"Shut up, too!" Shinpachi quickly covered Gintoki's mouth, "How on earth did you say such dangerous words! There is a possibility of being banned directly! This won't work! This is the only one that will never work! Use another method to push out the two of them!"

"That's it, then use my method. After all, various problems may arise after that method is launched." Gintoki nodded, and then showed a serious expression, "First of all, the group name HDZ48, although it sounds like It's Japanese, but it actually means "infinite possibilities" in Spanish. "

"You are really talking nonsense seriously." Shinpachi complained.

"It also means "Son of Bz·WANDS". "

"Why do you treat Bz and WANDS like a couple?"

"I plan to recommend this combination just like "Yokohama Silver Rope" recommends "Daisuke Shima". "

(P: When Shima Daisuke was among the bosozoku, he was spotted by the producer of Yokohama Ginjo by chance. Later, he was packaged by his own agency and entered the entertainment industry. "The Medal of Man" became his famous song.)

"The methods are so ancient! Much older than Jiang Chengsang's random methods!"

Gintoki trembled his shoulders: "In such troubled times, we can only imitate whatever the office can do, and wait until the permission is obtained... we will talk about it later."

"Sure enough, I just want to make money..." Shinbaji complained in a dark voice, and then sighed, "And no matter how they live, these two are idols."

Atong nodded: "That's right, at least change it to a female model, producer."

"No, that's not the problem anymore, Atong-chan." Shinpashi twitched the corner of his mouth in embarrassment and reminded.

Kagura raised her hand and said: "That's right! Compared to Daisuke, I think Tetsuta Sugimoto is more attractive to Aru! Producer!"

"What do you two think of idols? What else do you remember besides Daisuke's part!"

"Then what do you think of this?" Gintoki closed his eyes and continued slowly: "A long time ago, at the end of the universe, the pair of great musicians Bz and WANDS gave birth to forty-eight children."

"An inexplicably grand world view." The corners of Xin Bajia's mouth twitched.

Gintoki continued, minding his own business: "48 children wandered to all corners of the universe, and the last twins, ranked 48, landed on the earth."

"That's it!" Shinpachi nodded and raised an index finger, "It's similar to Yuzu Ogura's "I'm from the planet Korin" setting. "

“…and then enter politics.”

(P: After Shima Daisuke retired in 2013, he held a press conference to announce his intention to participate in the Senate election. Although this was not implemented in the end.)

"What's the difference from just now?! Didn't he turn into Daisuke in the end?!" Shinbachi complained crazily.

Gintoki added impatiently: "HDZ48, for Daisuke who wants to enter the world..."

"Support us to the end!" Kagura and Atsushi-chan, who had put on suits at some point, clenched their fists at the same time and took the words seriously.

"Don't think about Daisuke! It's you who need support now!"

Atong-chan looked at the blue suit on his body and continued: "But idols wearing suits may be refreshing. If the suit pants are not enough, I will change them to short skirts. And make the accompaniment band more fashionable, maybe we can create A super handsome and cute new idol!"

Looking at the song called "Medal of Women" that was directly used in the music and plagiarized the name of Atong-chan's imagination, Shinpachi once again complained: "Let's not talk about the costumes, how come this song still grabs everyone's attention? Are you going to let me go?"

"Is this good, Aru?" Kagura raised an index finger, and at the same time, a picture began to appear in her mind.

Seeing that the song in Kagura's mind also directly adopted the title of the song and changed it to "Girl's Mark", Shinpachi spoke again: "It seems to have changed a bit."

"Then I think this is good..." As he said that, a picture appeared in Gintoki's mind.

Looking at the title of the song "Days of Plenty" on the screen, Shinbachi complained wildly: "How can you let an idol sing this kind of song! Is this what a woman's medal means? Is this a girl's mark?!"

"Hey, hey, where do you think of this?" Gintoki crossed his hands and glanced at Shinpachi with a strange look, "The day with a lot of weight refers to the day when there are many Daisukes in the accompaniment band."

"Then what the hell kind of day is this?! Why is this guy here again? Why is he so haunted? Didn't this guy enter the political arena?!"

Gintoki spoke again casually: "For Daisuke's return to the entertainment industry, HDZ48 expressed..."

"Support us to the end!!" Kagura and Atong took over the words without thinking.

"I told you to forget about Daisuke!" Shinbachi complained excitedly, and then glanced at Jiang Cheng who had just stood up from the floor, "In short, we should consider a more comprehensive promotion model now, right? They How can we better create the two characters?"

"Well... why don't we just make it simpler and just use what the current oil pipeline owner does." Jiang Cheng shrugged.

"Which one is the one owned by the YouTuber?" Xin Baji asked with disdain.