Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Coke and Mentos."

Xin Baji complained: "You are also quite ancient...Today's YouTubers basically no longer upload videos of ancient experiments."

"Are you stupid? Who said that?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, and while crossing his hands, he glanced at Kagura and Atong-chan on the sofa, "I didn't mean to let the two of them go shoot that. Such a boring video.”

"Then what do you mean?"

"When did new media such as YouTubers and live broadcasts begin to enter the public eye? New Baji?"

"Just...the last few years, what's wrong?"

"So when it comes to YouTubers' videos, they first started with Mentos and Coke. The mainstream ones are about buying, buying, doing all kinds of random experiments, and prank videos."

"Uh...that's true."

"But there are very few now, right?" Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders and looked at Xin Baji again, "Do you think posting a video of Mentos and Coke will still be as sensational as it was then?"

"Probably there won't be any clicks..."

"In just a few years, the popularity of things that were once so popular has been reduced to almost nothing." As he said that, Jiang Cheng turned around and looked at Atong and Kagura on the sofa, "Actually, this kind of thing has nothing to do with idols. There is no difference. Even if it is very popular now, but...in this era where all kinds of information can be obtained at any time...all kinds of idols pop up like a spurt, it may become dim. .”

"No! No way! Atong-chan, she..."

"Shut up, glasses." Jiang Cheng interrupted Xin Baji's words calmly, "Yes, no matter what kind of personality you set for them and how many fans they attract, one day they will become Lackluster.”

"how come……"

"It's useless to worry about new possibilities for character design," Jiang Cheng said, spreading his hands, and then looked at Kagura and Atong again, "The most important thing is to find something that will never change. , that is, the shining point that can attract fans. That is the most important. As long as you have that, you can probably persist for a few more years."

"I didn't expect that Jiang Chengsang would occasionally say things that are not in line with the family's status as a squatter..."

"Do you want to be beaten?" Jiang Cheng frowned and glanced at Xin Bajie, then cleared his throat, "Anyway, that means Bz and WANDS are definitely not acceptable, so let's change it to ZARD.

"

"What's the difference?!"

"No, talking about Sister Quanshui, I still like her very much even now."

"Is this what you mean by unchanged?!"

"Why didn't Sister Quanshui announce her intention to enter politics? Obviously I will definitely support her!" Jiang Cheng shouted in unbearable grief.

"Shut up! You two idols are moved to tears too! Can you please stop talking about Daisuke? It's so annoying -!"

"No, Bz and WANDS are better!" Gintoki said.

"No, ZARD is immortal!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Bz and WANDS!!"

"ZARD!!"

"What are you two arguing about?! Stop it!"

"Then let's neutralize it." Gintoki nodded.

"Yeah, okay." Jiang Cheng agreed.

"Then...Daisuke." Jiangcheng and Gintoki raised their index fingers at the same time.

"Why?! How on earth can you neutralize Daisuke!! What on earth did you two neutralize!"

Jiang Cheng held his chin and replied seriously: "No, I was wondering if Sister Quanshui had ever thought about participating in an election or something."

"I miss you so much!! Anyway, shut up, both of you, and forget about Bz, WANDS and ZARD now! Forget about Daisuke too!"

"I will never forget you!" Jiang Cheng clenched his fist and shouted seriously, "Sister Quanshui!"

"We will never forget it either!" Kagura and Atong clenched their fists and shouted with emotion on their faces.

"No, I'm not talking about forgetting. Anyway, can you guys stop mentioning those bands for now? This kind of thing is only necessary when you are asked about your "favorite band" in an interview. Appeared, now there is no need to appear at all! It will be overwhelming! "

"That's right, I understand." Jiang Cheng nodded.

Looking at Jiangcheng sitting between Atong-chan and Kagura, Shinpachi chirped at him...

Silence fell.

At this moment, A Miao's voice suddenly came from the direction of the door.

"What Xinjiang said is right, so stop teasing Jiang Chengsang." A Miao, who walked in the door naturally, smiled and said, "Focus on Bz, WANDS and ZARD. Yes, you can even ask Sister Quanmizu to help write songs or something, but... you have all forgotten a very important thing, President, Sakata P."

Xin Baji complained expressionlessly: "Well, sister, you just forgot something very important. If you don't listen, why is sister here?"

A Miao, who was walking slowly, knelt down and placed the lunch box in front of a few people and said with a smile: "I'm sorry to bother you. I just heard that Kagura-chan is about to debut and I also want to cheer her up. Here. , this is a condolence gift.”

"Big sister!" Kagura cheered and took the lunch box.

"I originally wanted to put down the condolences and leave, but I just couldn't stand it anymore."

A Miao closed her eyes and spoke with a sense of helplessness as she slowly stood up.

Atong-chan, who opened the lunch box at the side, looked at the dark matter exuding an ominous dark atmosphere in the lunch box, and asked excitedly: "It's amazing! What is this!"

A Miao closed her eyes and said slowly: "President, Sakata P, you two really didn't notice anything. You thought about it over and over again, but in the end, you only thought about how to sell and how to please everyone. You only thought about it." The audience. However, idols’ opponents are not just off the stage. The real enemies are behind them. That is, the accompaniment band and dancers. Do you know how many idols they have devoured?"

"What do you want to say——!" Xin Bajiao's voice was hoarse and frightened.

"If you think about it carefully, in the early years of Asa [beep——] and Hama Ayumu, if you think about it carefully, they were all idols who got trapped by the accompanying dancers and suffered a lot."

"No, although it is true that there are many such things."

"They disguised themselves as companions of the idols, watched their defenseless backs, and secretly waited for the opportunity to strike. Then once there was an opportunity, they aimed at the moment when the idols were relaxed..."

Looking at A Miao who covered her mouth with a surprised expression, Xin Baji complained again: "The people who accompany the dancers are too scary!"

"In the entertainment industry, idols are commodities." A Miao crossed her hands and continued seriously: "Ignoring the audience, we will never allow commodities to be harmed by people around us."

"Atong-chan——!" Looking at Atong who was unconscious and lying on the table due to eating the dark matter, Shinpachi shouted and complained, "Your condolences have already killed an idol!"

A Miao continued to talk to herself, with a bit of sarcasm in her words: "One of the selling points of idols is purity. You guys should all know this, right? But you just casually decide on the accompanying band and so on, which is simply ridiculous. It should be overthrown immediately and restarted!”

"Why do you, a layman, talk so much?" Gintoki replied, suppressing his displeasure, "Then tell me, who will you want to accompany you?"

…

"Guitar! KYUBEI——"

"Be...bess, TSUKUYO..."

"drummer!!"

"Soundboard, OTAE - then, the four of them collectively..."

"Electronic Perfume!"×4

Seeing the four A Miao people who had even changed their costumes, Xin Baji complained again: "You guys are so full of momentum! Where did this stupid band come from?"

"What are you talking about?" Xiao Yuan trembled his shoulders and defended matter-of-factly, "Our electronic perfume has made an appointment to debut long before you, and we made an appointment at the studio next door."

Kyubey said: "The opportunity has finally come, OTAE-chan."

"You have no chance at all, go back quickly!!" Xin Baji pointed at several people and shouted.

"We all understand, just let us be a backing band. But... please don't forget that the idol's enemy is behind your back~"

Looking at Miao who was banging the castanets with a kind expression on her face, Gintoki complained: "What are you planning! What the hell is a castanet! This thing is useless at all!"

"Hey, how do you play the bass?" Yue Yong held the bass like a baseball bat and asked, "Is it that one? In short, just use this to hit the ball out of the base, right?"

"Ah, that's right. Just deal with the three idiots around you first, and then hit yourself on the head." Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and smiled and raised his index finger.

Whizzing!

puff!

呲——

thump!