Maybe a Fake Gintama

Seeing the OTAKUs who entered the sage state one after another emerging from the curtains, only wearing shorts and falling into a blank state, Shinpachi complained crazily.

"Wait a minute! Sages are born one after another!"

"Hey, no? Really or fake? Is that that? On that planet, the handshake is not about shaking hands but something like that? Isn't it? Really or fake? Are you serious?!"

Looking at Gintoki, who was caught in doubts about his life, Shinpachi hurriedly said: "Please calm down! Gin-san! And Jiang Cheng-san, why are you lining up!"

"No, I just suddenly became interested in their handshake meeting." Jiang Cheng, who was waiting in line, replied seriously, "After all, if you know yourself and the enemy, you can fight a hundred battles. I will bring the information back, so don't worry, leave it to me. I'm not on the same level as these cherries! Anyway, just wait for me for about one...no, two...three hours."

"Shut up and come back! If all the presidents go to their side, it will be over!" Gintoki reprimanded with a solemn expression, and then... squeezed Jiang Cheng out and raised his eyebrows Thumb: "Anyway, leave this to me as the producer."

"You're no different, right?!" Shinbachi kicked the two of them away and roared with white eyes.

"Uh-huh~" Bi Chi'er, who opened the curtain, smiled easily and said with a hint of provocation: "Our handshake will make everyone weak and fascinated ~ Temple Mentong, Your fans have lost their souls and become our captives~"

Hearing the sound, Atong opened his eyes unconsciously, showing a bit of disbelief, and his pupils trembled slightly at the same time.

Seeing Atong-chan's reaction, Bichir took advantage of the victory and said, "This is the power of real idols, the power of the strongest idol team in the galaxy, the power of GKB48!"

Gintoki retorted: "No, what else do you call this an idol? You are totally the custom O sisters!"

"Eh-" Bichi'er felt aggrieved for a moment, wiping her tearless face coquettishly, "That's too much. You obviously don't understand what happened to Bichi'er at all. You obviously don't know what we are doing there. Say~"

"That's right Gintoki, what you just said is indeed too much." Jiang Cheng nodded lightly and continued seriously: "You must know that the customs of Ms. O and the support Ms. O are different, and the services are completely different. of!"

"No, your words are as exaggerated as his." Bichi'er said with a patient smile, and then opened her own curtain, "But since you are so doubtful, you should try it too Well, our handshakes will be..."

Jiangcheng and Gintoki said at the same time: "Then please order an S set meal.

The invoice begins with "Tall Wig." "

"I'm going to write you off!!" Xin Baji was furious, spitting and shouting loudly, "In the end, Jiang Chengsang, are you also on the S package?!"

"Is there anything wrong with starting with the most basic package first?" Jiang Cheng spread his hands and showed a matter-of-fact expression.

"I'm sorry for you! Don't always think that there are only two kinds of people in the world, S and M!"

On the side, looking at the OTAKU who were only wearing shorts and still worshiping each other and shouting "Long live GKB48" neatly, Atsushi-chan took a step back unconsciously, with a look of disbelief on his face and made some disbelief. .

"How could this happen...Everyone who has been cheering me on...Everyone who has supported me...everyone in an instant...lied...lied..."

As he spoke, a tear fell down Atong-chan's cheek.

At the next moment, unable to face this reality anymore, Atong-chan turned around and left with tears in her eyes, leaving only a cry of "This is all a lie!"

Shinbachi, who was belatedly aware of this, shouted and chased after him.

"Hey!" Gintoki shouted when he saw that the situation was not good, and then picked up Kagura who was still snoring on the pillow, and said impatiently: "How long are you going to sleep!"

"Wait a minute, Atong-chan!" Shinpachi shouted as he chased after her.

"We've also arranged a pillow business next! Hello!" Gintoki shouted while hugging Kagura, who was still snoring.

Jiang Cheng, who stayed where he was, shouted to several people: "Gintoki, I'll go to the next bedding store and wait for you! You guys have to hurry up!"

"Wait for you! Let me see what's going on, okay?" Gintoki turned around and gritted his teeth and cursed.

"Little brother~ The S meal is ready~" Bichier poked her butt, pointed her index finger on her lips and said twitching.

"Ah, I'm not interested today. Let's try another day." Jiang Cheng waved his hand casually, then lowered his head and counted the money in his hand while slowly leaving.

Click! Click! Click!

Bichi'er, who took three photos with her mobile phone, secretly curled her lips.

"It's more vulnerable than I thought, but it's not over yet. There's no point in having this kind of veteran idol otaku on our side. In Edo, we have to let Teramondō and HDZ48 fall completely into hell." Everyone knows that we, GKB48, are the strongest idol group, and the fun has just begun..."

…

Two days later.

Inside Atong-chan's office.

"I see, Atong-chan is still sad."

Standing in front of Ms. Teramon City, Shinpachi looked a little disappointed.

"It looks like she suffered a big blow." Ms. Teramon City, who was sitting in the office chair, sighed softly.

"I'm sorry, it's all our fault for holding us back." Xin Baji said with a hint of apology.

Teramonichi shook his head and explained slowly: "No, the purpose of letting her form the group was to force her into a desperate situation, but I didn't expect that someone would suppress Atong at this juncture. Maybe that child will never be able to crawl again. When you get up, you hit rock bottom.”

"Atong will definitely get back on his feet!" Shinbachi clenched his fists and replied seriously with eyes, "I will never lose to those people!"

Gintoki stared at him and took over the words: "Yes, we can still make money if we continue like this...Although we won't make much profit, please let us save this situation."

"Atong is not alone. Even if she hits rock bottom, don't forget that as HDZ48, I will lend a helping hand to her!"

"It's just a group of little girls," Jiang Cheng waved his hand indifferently, "Little girls of that level can handle it at any time."

At this time, Temple City sighed softly, and then started groping under the table: "Don't talk about where the helping hand is coming from now, because..."

As he spoke, Teramato placed the first magazine and newspaper on the table.

"Big news!! Ms. Teramondichi, who is also the president, original manager and mother of Atsushi-chan, had a secret meeting with Salad in a hotel!!"

The accompanying picture shows Temple City sleeping soundly on a hotel bed with a bowl of vegetable salad.

"Tears bursting through the temple gate in front of the love hotel!"

The accompanying picture shows Atong-chan who is still struggling and pulling at Shinpachi who is grabbing him.

"HDZ48 members were carried home by P (producer)."

The accompanying picture shows Gintoki holding Kagura's back as he slowly walks towards the love hotel.

"The former president of HDZ48 members who watched the members leave...maybe this is an inhumane underground deal?"

The accompanying picture shows Jiang Cheng standing downstairs in the hotel with his mouth raised and his head buried in counting money.

Looking at these four news items, Shinpachi and Gintoki both felt bad at the same time. The corners of their mouths twitched and the corners of their eyes were covered with dense black lines.

"We all hit rock bottom together..." Teramonichi shrugged.

"No, is there something wrong?" Jiang Cheng asked with twitching corners of his mouth, and then pointed to the news on the table, "Is there one piece of news that is not right? What happened to the first news? Is that a scandal? Hey, what's going on? Is that a scandal on the planet? Is ordering a green salad something you can't do when you're staying in a hotel? Hey, hey!"

"Isn't it all your fault?" Temple Gate glanced at Jiang Cheng with some ambiguity.

…

As soon as Gintoki and Shinpachi stepped out of the door of the office, they were surrounded by countless media people waiting at the door holding microphones and cameras, rushing to ask questions.

"It's out! It's Sakata P, the producer of HDZ48!"

"What did Atsushi-chan do in front of the love hotel?!"

"I heard that you use your rights as a producer to unofficially regulate your own idols. Is it true?"

"It's a misunderstanding!" Shinpachi quickly defended, "It's me, the manager, who is with Atong-chan! But that was just a work conversation!"

"Does this mean that producers and managers work together to create unspoken rules for their own idols?"

"Are you even listening to what people are saying?" Xin Bajiao went crazy.

"This will only be misunderstood, Shinpachi." Gintoki casually broke off the microphone that was stuck on his face, and at the same time pressed down a Mediterranean who was approaching him with his other hand, "At this time, Just say "nothing". "

"It will only be misunderstood even more, okay?!" Shinpachi was furious.

Gintoki still looked indifferent: "If you have done anything wrong, just be honest."

"That's right Aru," Kagura, who came behind the two of them, said aloud, then raised an index finger to the countless microphones that were stretched out in front of him and continued: "Gin-chan and I have been there for a long time. We have graduated from the stage of private meetings after get off work, and now we live together in Aru.”

"What's going on with living together?!"

"Anyway, it's Aru who was sent to Gin-chan by that uncle... no, the president."

"What?! Has the former president ever done anything like this?! And is he still a relative of yours?! Having suffered so much unfair treatment, haven't you ever thought of seeking help from a social charity organization?"

"Well... they also often deal with the police... the real selection team Aru, the orangutan director, deputy director Mayonnaise, and the captain of the first team of Shaking S."

"Are there police backing you up?! Please elaborate on this!"

"Hey! Kagura-chan, what are you talking about!" Shinpachi shouted with his veins popping.