Maybe a Fake Gintama

"And usually Yin-chan is responsible for taking care of me. He lets me do this and that from morning to night until I can't stand up straight. In short, there is nothing shameful."

"Is there anything more shameful than this?!" Xin Bajiu complained crazily.

"Mr. Sakata, are you a lolicon OOO?"

Gintoki argued with his veins popping: "It's not a lolita control OOO! It's P! It's a producer! It's not a lolita control anymore!"

"In other words, it's OOOP, right?"

Gintoki said angrily: "Just stop it! You trash! Bald!"

"By the way, my uncle usually stays in Yoshiwara. Occasionally Gin-chan will ask me to go there to get pocket money. Also, a few days ago, Atong and I went up there at the request of my uncle and Gin-chan. Yoshihara is studying with the oiran... and has classes. Anyway, there is no shameful thing, Aru!"

"Stop it! Kagura-chan! Please! Stop it! Kagura-chan!"

"Anyway! Nothing happened!" At the last moment, Jiang Cheng appeared and shouted seriously: "I asked you to buy that salad! The remaining money is just for selling pillows! I have already bought the game, so I have already spent it. It’s all gone! There’s nothing shameful at all!”

"That means you admit that you let Atong do business with this new member and collect money, right?"

"Ah, I admit this. Just two days ago, we were all together on the street..."

"Admitted it! This guy admitted it!"

"Wait a minute! The pillow business our president mentioned is not the pillow business you think of!" Xin Baji quickly defended, "It's just ordinary pillows with signatures on them!"

"Well, that's right," Jiang Cheng nodded, "but there is also the additional service of having an idol sleeping with him."

"Just shut up! President!!"

…

Upstairs, there was a pair of eyes filled with disappointment, looking through the cracks in the blinds at Jiang Cheng and others below who were surrounded by the media.

"The people who support me...are gone. My companions...are also gone."

Atong retracted his hand, lowered his head and murmured in confusion...

…

The next day.

Looking at the misinterpretations or embellished reports in the newspapers and magazines covering the table, Shinpashi held his head and screamed: "Ah——! It's all our fault, Atong-chan...! Atong-chan, she..." …!!”

"Pah!" Gintoki made a small grunt from his mouth, and then sighed, "I didn't expect that this kind of thing would happen before the debut song was released..."

"It's troublesome..." Jiang Cheng shook his head solemnly, holding his hands, "After buying the game, I only have three hundred yuan left. What should I do with the game that will be released the day after tomorrow?"

"Is now the time to think about those things?!" Gintoki cursed bitterly, "By the way, did you use all of it to buy games? Where is my share! Give it back to me, you bastard!"

"You're about the same!" Xin Baji scolded.

At this moment, Teramonichi, who had been leaning against the wall and looking at a magazine in his hand, said: "You have been tricked. The backgrounds of these photos are all synthetic. In other words, you are being used to pull Atong." Get off your horse. It’s all GKB48’s fault.”

"It's...they did it..." Xinbaji looked in disbelief.

"The special force that has seized the position of the chief idol of all planets will naturally use any means."

"Unforgivable!" Shinbachi tore up the magazine in his hand and said through gritted teeth, "Let's expose their dirty tricks!"

"It's useless," Teramonichi shrugged. "They have a lot of influence in the media in the galaxy. We are the only ones who are hacked."

"In this case, the only thing I can do now is post the video of shaving off my hair and apologizing to the Internet." Gintoki said, holding his chin, and then started to think.

"Even if everyone hates me as an agent, please don't hate HDZ48!" A pair of glasses cried in the video.

After seeing the video in Gintoki's mind, Shinpachi complained: "Where did you shave off your hair?"

"Maybe we can just upload the new Yaji and French fries together to see who rots Aru first." Kagura suggested while holding her chin.

"It's your head that's rotten!!"

"Let's start with the original Coke and Mentos. Although it's not as popular now, it's safer." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded.

"I told you that you are not a YouTuber!"

"That's right! Uncle!" Kagura nodded and said seriously: "My words are still in favor of the big-eating oil pipe master Aru!"

"Shut up, too! By the way...it feels unexpectedly appropriate. No, no, now is not the time to talk about that kind of thing!"

"Anyway, let's stop arguing for now." As he said that, Temple City placed a laptop in front of everyone, "It's already past the time. Whether it's the video or the YouTuber's debut, they have been beaten to the first step."

With that said, Teramonichi pressed the play button.

"Hello, viewers on Earth~ We are the special unit of the Milky Way idols - GKB48! We will officially debut on Earth, and the new song "Bichi's Medal" will be released the day after tomorrow~"

Seeing this, Xinbaji was shocked: "It's the day after tomorrow? The same day as HDZ48?!"

"Even the title of the song is similar." Gintoki said.

"They are totally here for us." Jiang Cheng nodded.

"For this reason, we decided to hold a new song press conference at the Oedo DOME~ But it would be too boring just like this, so we prepared a heavyweight guest. Unexpectedly...it turned out to be the chief idol of Edo--Ms. Teramon Michi! Although I haven't contacted her yet, but Miss Teramondori, why don't we put our money on the throne of Edo's top idol and have a showdown?

We GKB48 and HDZ48 led by Teramontoshi, let’s see whose handshake can attract more fans. The winning party can release a new song, while the losing party will quit the idol industry on the spot. After all, it is a duel to determine the top idol, and of course there will be corresponding risks ~ Come and compete, Miss Teramondori, you are Edo after all. Where is the top idol~ I believe you won’t run away~”

After watching the video, Xin Baji still looked in disbelief.

Teramonichi said calmly: "It's really amazing. If you publish such a video, rejecting it will only damage our reputation."

"Girls nowadays are really amazing~" Jiang Cheng chuckled, "I feel like I'm a little behind the times."

"That's right. He doesn't have a bad face, but he is quite insidious in his actions. Kingdombitch does live up to his name." Gintoki chuckled softly and agreed.

"Idol and Bitchi are basically synonymous. Sure enough, they are better at playing these tricks than Atong."

Looking at Teramaichi who said such words without changing his expression, Shinpachi silently complained: "As the president of an idol agency, he actually said such outrageous words."

Teramon Ichi sighed: "But even if it damages her reputation, she can't use her idol career for such a thing. But now she doesn't even have many fans left, what chance does she have of winning?"

"Yes!" Shinpachi interrupted Teramonichi, "If you want to talk about fans, there are four of them here!"

"Don't worry Aru, I won't cause any more trouble." Kagura said while picking her nose, "You should dig your own nose, this is an idol!"

Gintoki put his hands in the pockets of his suit trousers, and a smile appeared on his face: "We HDZ48 have already made plans to make Atong's diamond more dazzling. As long as we make money...even if we can't make money, it doesn't matter if it turns into boogers and disperses at any time." Awakened."

Jiang Cheng slightly raised the corner of his mouth: "To be honest, although I am not a fan of that little girl, how can I swallow it and swallow it honestly after being treated like this? Even if it is all about a little girl, I will let it go They pay the price they deserve. Insidious? Treacherous? Means? These things are only things that the weak can play with. If a real strong man plays with these dirty things...it will make those little girls I have nightmares every day~”

After that, the four of them crossed the temple gate and walked towards the door one by one.

"You...you guys..."

"As an idol, Atong-chan has always given us dreams and hopes. Now it's our fans' turn to respond to Atong-chan's dreams and hopes!"

Just like what was said before, Shinbaji will always become less Shinbaji when faced with Atong-chan’s affairs.

Of course, what few people knew was that at a certain corner, Atong-chan was secretly looking at the backs of the four people with trembling eyes.

…

Edo DOME, a large dome sports stadium, under the stage set up is the OTAKU who have already entered the venue in advance, and the crowd is filled with darkness.

"Thank you all for coming here for us today~!"

Bichier winked and shouted.

"Oh——!"×n

All the OTAKU people in the audience cheered instantly.

"We are the idols of the whole universe GKB48~"×48

"Oh!!"×n

"And the one who accepted our challenge was..."

Before Bichi'er finished speaking, Kagura, who was standing with Gintoki, Shinpachi, and Jiangcheng all dressed in women's clothing, picked up the words with her nostrils inserted.

"Hello everyone, we are HDZ48~"

"It's a ghost!" Bi Chier rolled her eyes and complained, "Where are the Atong people?! Why are there a bunch of boogers! Which nostril is it coming from!"

"Take responsibility for the scandal," Gintoki...no, Juanzi blew a kiss, "The new member who removed that part~"

"PACHIE~" New Yachi...no, Yahui took the words.

"PARKO~" Juanzi took over the words, and then he and Bae winked at the same time, raised one foot and pointed at Jiang Cheng, "And~"

"~" Jiang Cheng... no, Jiang Zi subconsciously showed a smile and returned, but then he reacted and directly raised his foot to kick Juanzi in the face, "You are so big! Why do I have to play too! Stink! Natural curls!”

"Calm down, Jiangzi, please be patient for the sake of Atong-chan." Yae quickly persuaded in a low voice.

"What kind of way is this to take responsibility!" Bi Chi'er complained wildly, "Are you kidding me! What we are looking for is Si Mentong! You idlers can just stay here and cool off!"