Maybe a Fake Gintama

"That's our line Aru," Kagura picked her nostrils, raised her brows, and raised the corners of her mouth with an indifferent expression. Her words were also full of some disapproval: "We don't have time to deal with you rotten Bichi~ We are just I came here because I dug my nose deep. You should thank us~"

Angered by Kagura's plain but full of mockery or contempt, Bichi'er gritted her teeth and said, "What did you say?! You brat!"

In an instant, several Bichi rushed towards Kagura.

Seeing this scene, the host, who was wearing a black suit, a plane head and sunglasses, couldn't wait to hold up the microphone and explain: "There were fierce sparks on the stage as soon as it opened! It seems that the fan exchange meeting between HDZ48 and GKB48 is about to change. It has become the best martial arts club in the world!"

But just when the members of GKB48 were about to rush in front of Kagura, the sound of swishing kunai breaking through the air and the sound of kunai piercing the floor in front of them forced these bitches to stop.

Of course, there were also popping and plopping sounds along the way, but no one paid any attention to it.

"Just right~"

Along with the sound of gentle footsteps, A Miao's voice came: "Although I don't know anything about the Milky Way Idol Special Forces, if we rely on our ability to decide the outcome, we will stay with you to the end no matter how many rounds."

A Miao, who stopped in his tracks, continued unhurriedly: "It's just that you don't even have a one-in-a-ten thousand chance of winning. After all, it's the electronic music perfume, the strongest martial arts idol accompaniment band in our galaxy, that will do your job. Where is the opponent?"

boom!

Seeing A Miao standing in front of Yue Yong, Jiubei and Yue Yong with a smile on her face and smashing the castanets in her hands to pieces, Shinpachi exclaimed in surprise: "Sister!"

"I finally caught up..." Gintoki glanced at the four of them.

"Shocked! It seems that HDZ48 has such an amazing trump card!" The host was very dedicated to enhance the atmosphere of the scene, "An army of beauties who are not inferior to Atong-chan is here!"

Kyuubei, who was holding a guitar and wearing a cute female outfit with twin ponytails, said calmly: "We will accept the challenge on your home court. I would like to advise you to retreat before your pretty face is ruined."

"You dare to let our producer take the blame..." Kozaru lowered his head and said bitterly, then stretched out his hand to post a photo of himself and Gintoki sharing a bed with too obvious pornographic traces, "and It’s obviously me who slept with Sakata P!”

"What are you here for?" Juanzi complained.

"Although I don't know why things have come to this point, it is fate, and I have been mentally prepared for it."

Saying that, Yue Yong casually threw the vegetable salad that he had taken out from nowhere to the side of Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground for some reason and had kunai on his back and was still twitching from time to time.

"Let me help put an end to the green salad and this man's sins."

"What are you here for?" Juanzi complained with twitching corners of his mouth, and then hurriedly leaned down, "It's really over! It ended as soon as it appeared! Hey, are you okay? Cheer up! Hey! Who is it? ...Someone call an ambulance! Vegetable...vegetable salad is innocent!!"

"What are you doing again!!" Yahui raised his foot and kicked the paper down while cursing angrily, "Why is it a vegetable salad? Hey, are you okay?"

Saying that, Yahui lowered his body and pulled out the kunai from Jiangzi's body one by one.

"Ah, it's okay..." Jiang Zi struggled to get up little by little.

At this moment, Bi Chi'er on the side suddenly lowered her head, and with her shoulders trembling slightly, she slowly raised her lips and said: "In order to fill the vacancy of Atong's escape, we temporarily put together a group of trash with only enough faces to look at. , I’m so angry~ This is the first time that someone has been looked down upon like this...Okay, since you are here to die, I will let the look of your tragic death be deeply imprinted in Atong’s eyes! Let her be completely defeated and never be able to step on the stage again!”

Seeing Bichir gnashing her teeth and saying harsh words one after another, the frightened Yae hid behind Jiangzi and Kagura.

"Let's show off. Who is the number one idol in the universe?"

Hearing the sound, Kagura curled up her lips and snorted disdainfully, with an indifferent expression on her face.

…

Clang! !

The moment the bell was sounded, the host also announced the beginning of the victory.

"The showdown begins! The decisive battle for the world's number one idol has finally begun! The winner of this decisive battle will be determined by the number of attendees at the handshake meeting between the GKB48 and HDZ48 camps!"

As soon as the host finished speaking, a group of impatient OTAKUs rushed to GKB48's curtained handshake venue.

"As soon as the show started, the audience poured in like a tidal wave. It was an overwhelming advantage! GKB48 was so popular that it was about to include all the fans! On the other side, the HDZ48 camp was sparse. Although it was also full of beauties, it was after all... A newcomer who has just debuted is still too young to compete against the strongest idol in the galaxy!"

Looking at the paper with a calm expression on the side, Bichi'er snorted and said: "Whether Atong is here or not, the outcome has been decided before it starts. Don't you know? In fact, this is not a duel between the world's number one idols. , but simply a public execution!"

"Really?" Juanzi still looked indifferent, "Anyway, it's not good to look around during the game."

"You still can't understand?" Bichi'er looked at the fans squeezing around and said nonchalantly: "You still can't understand? This is not a competition at all."

"It's you who can't understand," Juanzi curled his lips slightly, "The enemies of idols are not just in front of you~"

Bi Chier, who noticed something, quickly looked behind the fans and saw...

"Hateful~ What is this team..." A Miao covered her mouth and frowned, saying with disgust.

The little ape on the side frowned and took over: "I heard it was the idols' handshake meeting."

"It's really disgusting~"×2

"That's...!" the host exclaimed, "it's a rear surprise attack by the accompanying band!"

"So what if I can hold my hand? What's there to be happy about? Why are they working so hard?"

"They are so stupid, A Miao. People like that have never even held a girl's hand, right? Ah! I'm sorry~ I guess they haven't even spoken to each other, right?"

"The harsh words instantly weakened everyone's enthusiasm for participating in the handshake meeting!"

"That's so rude!" A fan argued excitedly, "I must have said that!"

"Anyway, it's just a conversation of "Does the lunch need to be heated?" and "Yes", right? "A Miao looked disapproving or contemptuous.

"There are other things like, 'Oh, you don't have to put it in a bag.' "The fan argued hard.

"That's nothing to talk about." Xiao Yuan succeeded in finishing his attack.

Watching her fans being knocked down one by one by the two's verbal quarrels, Bichi'er raised objections: "This is against the rules! Is it really okay to interfere with other people's teams?"

"Don't talk nonsense," Juanzi replied calmly, "It's the backing band who wants to do evil behind the idol's back."

“Even standing in line here won’t solve anything~”

A Miao was still finishing her blows.

"It's almost like queuing up in front of the guillotine~"

Xiao Yuan completed several consecutive breakthroughs.

"There are so many dead bodies, GKB48's teams have been destroyed one after another!"

Bichi'er snorted and remained unmoved: "Huh! It's just a dying struggle! Your obstruction work will only alienate the fans' hearts even more."

But at this moment, Bichi'er suddenly discovered something, that was...

"That's too much, Miao, Sarutobi." Jiubei, who was standing with Yue Yong, frowned and said.

[After the accompaniment band, do you need to prepare for the accompaniment band? ! 】Bichi'er was surprised.

"I'm sorry, are you okay?" Yue Yong stepped forward, leaned down and looked at several OTAKU who had just been defeated by A Miao and Xiao Yuan, and asked in a soft voice, "Can you stand up?"

Hearing the sound, these OTAKUs raised their heads one by one and looked at Yue Yong in disbelief.

Looking at this scene, Bi Chi'er thought: [Could it be that the original accompaniment band was just a cover? 】

"I hope you can forgive them. They have no ill intentions, they are just too shy."

[You actually took the initiative to save those fans who had just been defeated? ! 】

"They just don't know how to talk to you. After all, we also... that..." As she said that, Yue Yong looked away silently with a faint blush on her face.

"Shake hands or something..." Jiubei turned his face away, looking shy.

"I've never done this before..." Yue Yong answered shyly.

"Sorry..." A Miao also looked shy.

"Actually, we are just like everyone else." So did the little ape.

"If you can, would you like to take away our first time?"×4

In an instant, the shy and coy postures of the four people were like a spring breeze mixed with the dancing cherry blossoms and phoenixes, which swept the hearts of these OTAKUs in an instant.

【Pretend to be arrogant! 】Bichier gritted her teeth in her heart.

"Hey - what's this throbbing in your chest?"

"The girls over there are so cute!"

"I want to go over there and have a look first!"

"I am coming too!"

"Me too!"

In this way, one after another OTAKU left the original team and squeezed into the HDZ48 handshake meeting venue that was only separated by a block.

"GKB48's team is beginning to collapse!"

"What!" Bichi'er was surprised.

"As you said, a newly debuted idol cannot win against the strongest idol in the universe, but this conference is not a decisive battle for the top idols, nor is it a public execution."

As he said that, Juanzi grinned and widened his eyes with some kind of malicious coldness, and continued: "It's just a decisive battle for the No. 1 Bichi in the world. It was you who used dirty methods first, and I want to make you Give me all my intestines!!"

After all, eight single-person toilets were placed behind the HDZ48 handshake venue.

"that is…!"

"Even if you can't win as an idol, HDZ48 won't lose to anyone when it comes to Bichi's victory!" Juanzi grinned with a sinister expression on his face.