Maybe a Fake Gintama

Yoshihara.

"Hey, do you know what kind of place this is?"

Xiaoying, like the little Yueyong next to her, had just arrived in Yoshihara not long ago.

Looking at the feasting and entertainment on the street, looking at the wandering girls and men, I said these words.

"It is said that here, you have to like those men who are not attracted to you. However, for those women who cannot do it no matter what, I heard that Yoshihara has a secret medicine that everyone in the circle knows. If you take that medicine , we will also love those men with all our hearts."

"I don't know." Xiaoyue Yong replied very calmly, "I have never liked men."

"Really? I have someone I like in my hometown, but I said goodbye to him and came here without saying anything. If there is such a convenient medicine, I can tell him directly."

"Xiaoying, is there any point in relying on something like that to express one's feelings?"

"Having said that, liking someone is not as simple as what you say. One day, when you have someone you like, you will understand. The same goes for you, Xiaoyue Yong."

————Preliminary end of dividing line————

At midnight, the hustle and bustle of Yoshihara gradually subsided and disappeared, and the wandering girls and guests, everything fell into a deep sleep.

In an alley that was quieter than the main street, a man wearing a headscarf looked panicked, pulling a woman who also wore a headscarf, avoiding something while hurried on.

"faster!"

The man urged, but as soon as he finished speaking, the kunai that fell on the ground blocked the man's way.

Looking up at the figures shrouded in the night on the eaves, the man's pupils shrank.

"Hundred...Hundred Flowers!"

"Huh~" Yue Yong, who was leaning on the corner not far in front of the man, blew out a puff of smoke softly, "Even if you sell your body, you won't sell your heart. You said you won't fall in love with anyone before you express your feelings to your sweetheart in your hometown. Are you actually going to run away with a man of unknown origin now? Xiaoying..."

Hearing the sound, the woman pulled by the man raised her head and revealed her face - it was Xiaoying who was sold at the same time.

"You have become an excellent wandering girl..."

Saying,

Yue Yong walked out slowly, blocking the path the two of them must pass.

"Please! Let us go!"

Perhaps because he heard that he was an acquaintance of Xiaoying, the man quickly begged for mercy.

"You can leave as you wish. There are no cages in Yoshihara now. However, the things in the bag are left behind. Those are the money earned by the wandering girls."

After hearing this, the man knew that there was no hope. After letting Xiaoying go, he took out a short knife from his arms and rushed forward with a fierce expression.

"How can it be repaired!!"

The result can be imagined. After a moment of confrontation, the man... was pinned to the wall by the kunai, but he obviously held back. After all, the kunai only penetrated the man's clothes.

"If that idiot knew that the money was almost taken away, he would probably be so angry that he would just jump away." Yue Yong said to himself while playing with the kunai in his hand.

But at this moment, a Baihua member on the side suddenly said: "Boss, Xiaoying, she..."

Looking at Xiaoying, who was curled up in the arms of Miss Baihua with her eyes closed, Yue Yong's eyebrows gradually furrowed.

"Is it true that something was done to it?"

With that said, Yue Yong quickly came to the man and grabbed the man's clothes from his chest.

"Hey! What the hell did you do!"

Looking at Yue Yong with a fierce expression in front of him, the man panicked.

"This girl has long been in love with her. She is not a cheap woman who will be deceived by scum like you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a pink heart-shaped object was suddenly pulled out of the man's chest being pulled by Yue Yong and fell to Yue Yong's feet.

"this is……"

"Yueyong-chan..." Xiaoying, who was paralyzed in Miss Baihua's arms, said weakly, "I'm sorry...I smelled a strange smell and lost control of my body."

No one noticed that above everyone's heads, two black figures were walking towards the eaves, pushing and shoving. If you look carefully, you will find that one of them is staggering as if he is drunk.

As for the normal one, it seemed that he couldn't stand the drunken stalker, so he pushed him aside, stood at the eaves and began to undress bit by bit.

"Smell?" Yue Yong was confused.

"It's like burning some incense. Once you see the guest's face..."

"Incense?" Yue Yong was puzzled, but then he suddenly discovered something and turned around to look at the past.

After seeing the heart-shaped incense piece with fragrant mist ignited by the cigarette butt he accidentally dropped that just fell to his feet, he was suddenly stunned.

At the same time, a group of Baihua ladies also discovered something was wrong.

"Boss, that...that's..."

"Boss, don't smell it!"

"Destroy it! Destroy it quickly!!"

Just then, like a timely rain, a trickle of water fell from the sky on the incense.

"That's probably a special incense. The first thing you see after inhaling the aroma..."

Before Miss Baihua finished speaking, Yue Yong had already clearly seen the source of the trickling stream and couldn't help but open her eyes.

"The love potion that produces love..." Miss Baihua's words were completed.

"Gintoki, Gintoki, come and see," Jiang Cheng said while tying his belt, "There is a woman playing with fire down there."

"Really?" The drunken Gintoki, who had also just finished, put on his belt and looked over, "Ah! It hurts! I caught my flesh! Hey, don't play with fire in a place like this, you bad girl. They. This is just a urinal for uncles!"

"No, you are the only uncle." Jiang Cheng complained with disdain.

"Why are you so unfamiliar? We are big friends!" Gintoki put his hand on Jiang Cheng's shoulder very skillfully, "And it's not easy to treat guests or something, hurry up, take me to Yoshiwara The best store or something.”

"I never said anything like a treat!" Jiang Cheng silently showed a vein on his face, "You just came here talking to yourself and then drank my wine talking to yourself! "

"Oh my, what are you talking about that is unfamiliar? Well, that's it, you choose first today! Okay? Okay!"

"It's okay for you! By the way, I even doubted whether you have been spying on me? How come you followed me as soon as I entered the store! Have you been waiting? Have you been waiting all this time?! "

"Don't mind such a small thing, I will keep it a secret. You don't want that woman to know that you secretly went to the store to drink alone, right? I understand, I understand~"

"What are you talking about? I just wanted to drink some wine by chance. It has nothing to do with Yueyue having to patrol until very late tonight! I didn't just go there alone while she was away. It’s in the shop! If I want to go, I can go there anytime! Customs are free, do you understand? Don’t get me wrong!”

"Don't worry, as long as the 30,000 yuan package is enough, I will keep it a secret. I'm a very tight-lipped person."

"Anyway, in short, there is no other way. As for the money, I allow you to owe it for a few days first, and then you have to pay it back every penny!"

"I know, I know." After saying that, Gintoki put his arms around Jiang Cheng's neck, turned around and left, "Then it won't be too late..."

At this critical moment, Yue Yong, who had listened to the conversation between the two people above him, could no longer hold back, and even felt that the kunai in his hand was not smooth anymore. He casually pulled out the man on the wall, and then bit He smashed his teeth hard against the two people on the roof.

"All men, go to hell!!!"

"Ahhhhhh!!!"×3

"That one just now was..." A certain Baihua girl held her hands, immersed in some kind of emotion and couldn't extricate herself, "Jiang Chengsama's [beep——]!"

"Lord God, thank you from the bottom of my heart." A certain Baihua girl knelt on the ground with her eyes closed like a devout believer.

"Thanks to God, we can see the whole [beep——] of Jiang Chengsama. I am grateful, Amen——"

Listening to the devout prayers of the Baihua girls behind her, Yue Yong, who was carrying her body on her back, was breathless and said without looking back: "What's the point of being happy about seeing that dirty thing! Give it to me Enough is enough, you bastards!"

"That's the first time we've seen the real thing after pursuing it for more than seven hundred chapters! Boss!"

"Yes, yes!" All the Baihua ladies agreed.