Maybe a Fake Gintama

Latest website: "Please wake up!" Yue Yong turned around and scolded angrily, holding her hands: "That kind of man is a woman's nightmare! Remember it! Nightmares and stuff like that... I can do it alone... That’s it…”

Seeing the shy expression on Yue Yong's face when she opened her eyes, which had already turned into pink love shapes, and hearing the sudden change of attitude in her words, all the Baihua ladies darkened their faces and fell silent at the same time.

"It's the boss who should wake up!"

"You've been tricked! You've been totally tricked!"

"The eyes have changed! The eyes are like ours!"

After listening to the reminders from Baihua and the sisters, Yue Yong suddenly woke up, then quickly turned around and stretched out her hand to pluck out her pink love eyes.

"Boss——!!"

Yue Yong turned around, closed her eyes and said: "Don't worry, since these eyes will be deceived, then just let go of them. You should also be like me, don't be deceived by that useless rotten stick. .The only thing that catches my eyes is..."

Saying that, Yue Yong opened her two yolk eyes, "There are only two TAMAs..."

"So there is almost no difference from us!!"

…

The next day, Yoshihara.

In a certain room, Jiang Cheng and Rilun were sitting on the floor. In front of them was Xiaoying who was still sleeping soundly.

"The love potion..." Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, looked at the pink heart-shaped incense in his hand and murmured, "As expected of Yoshihara, you can't even have this kind of thing that can only be found in the world of romantic comedies. I also own something. I feel like I can sell it for a good price..."

"If it really leaks out of Yoshiwara, there will definitely be a bigger problem." Hiwa smiled and then continued: "So, in order to avoid that kind of thing happening, I was sealed in Yoshiwara." Deep inside. This is the secret medicine called "Ai Ranxiang". As long as you smell the fragrance, you will enter a state of excitement and have feelings similar to love for the person in front of you. However, it was banned because the effect was too strong. Unexpectedly, it appeared again at this time. "

"Really? But I always feel that there are other uses or something..." Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and stared at Ai Ranxiang in front of him, "It would feel a bit wasteful if they were all destroyed."

Rilun narrowed his eyes and asked with a smile: "Does it mean that Jiang Chengsang also wants to use this kind of thing on women?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully,

"I, in the past, I was affectionately called the "living love potion" by women. How could I need something with such repeated attributes? "

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was hit on the back of the head by two kunai shot from outside the door, and at the same time, there was Yue Yong's curse.

"What are you talking about! You scumbag!"

"What are you doing!" Jiang Cheng clenched his fists with his eyes white and argued angrily, "I'm just telling the truth! I don't like that kind of title! It's just that they yelled that for themselves!"

"Shut up! No one here is interested in your messy past!"

"This is really too much! What do you mean by messing up! It's obviously not messy at all!" Jiang Cheng clenched his fist and retorted confidently, then raised his index finger and continued seriously: "They are all a pair. One. I’ve never had too many O’s or anything like that!”

"There's no convincing at all! He's just a scumbag!"

"Well, calm down Yueyue." Rilun smiled and waved his hand, and then continued: "Anyway, let's talk about the serious things first. How is the investigation going?"

Only then did Yue Yong stop, and then slowly sat down on the side and said: "The person carrying the incense was caught, but he lost himself because of excessive intake, and there was no way to obtain useful testimony. By the way... Japan... Sun Wheel, how long will the effect of this medicine last?”

"I'm not sure, but it probably has something to do with the intake." Rilun replied casually, and then turned to look at Yue Yong, who was sitting alone in the corner, "By the way, why are you sitting so far away?"

"No...nothing..." Yue Yong answered in a low voice with a slight blush.

"Sit down a little bit more."

"Oh no, this place will do." Yue Yong refused with evasive eyes, "The corner is more peaceful and cool."

"Why are you all sweating? This isn't Othello. There's no use occupying a corner."

[So... so painful, my chest hurts...] Yue Yong thought in her mind, and at the same time she secretly glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was carefully studying the Airanxiang in his hand, as if he was thinking about something, [Just staying in the same room with this bastard My chest felt like it was about to burst, and my heartbeat was unbearably fast. If you get any closer, your heart might jump out, and your brain might explode due to congestion. Why... why does it become like this? 】

Thinking of this, Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng cautiously again, "His kind of squatting loser who only has a face to look at is obviously a woman's nightmare." But why...why do you have the urge to keep living it even if it is a nightmare? Obviously only your face is good enough, so why do you feel that you are getting better and better?

Why? Wait, face? Is that enough? Just having a face is enough, right? For women, it’s enough for a man to have a face, right? Nothing else matters, right? It doesn't matter if you're a scumbag, right? It doesn’t matter if you squat at home, right? It doesn’t matter if you don’t work, right? 】

"Well..." Jiang Cheng was speechless as he looked at Yue Yong, who had unknowingly come up to sit between him and Rilun, staring closely at him, "What are you doing? Why are you so close to me?" Close? Why are you staring at me again?"

【ah! I sucked it in without paying attention! ah! terrible! Face... no, love potion... no, nightmares are too scary! Suddenly I understand a little bit how those people who like horror movies feel even though they feel scared! 】

Only then did Yue Yong react, scolding herself in her heart for not living up to expectations, but she didn't move her position at all.

"Hey, hey, do you still mind what happened yesterday?" Jiang Cheng, who thought of something, touched his head and sighed helplessly, then continued with a bit of helplessness: "Didn't I already apologize? ? Who would notice that there is someone downstairs in such a dark place? Besides, you are also Yoshiwara’s girl... no, human, right? It doesn’t matter if you see a man’s [beep——] and [beep——], right? And, on the contrary, I felt a little shy.

Finally, if you really care, build some public toilets in Yoshiwara as I said before. Not only can it solve the problem of guests who drink too much and want to go to the toilet, but it can also allow guests to play with some novel things. It is absolutely beneficial and harmless. "

[Although I said the most shameless words, but... I still feel great...] Yue Yong's face gradually turned completely red, and at the same time the ambiguous color in her eyes became more and more intense, but then she came back to her senses. Come on, shake your head vigorously: [Calm down! concentrated! That's just an illusion created by Aizenxiang! There is no such thing as a single king! 】

Looking at Yue Yong who was still sitting between him and Rilun without moving at all, Jiang Cheng sighed again and said: "Are you saying that what you care about is not this matter but the matter of going to the store to drink behind your back?" Really? No, that was just an agreement with Mrs. Yunnan. Didn’t she give me a prescription when I was constipated in those two days? It was because of her that I became constipated. I must be grateful to her, right?

Then she asked me to go to the store yesterday and have a seat or something. That was all. It was definitely not because of Oppai or anything else. I definitely don’t want to drink and do such and such things. By the way, it doesn’t matter if I go to the store to drink, right? "

"No...it doesn't matter..."

Listening to the mosquito-like voice of Yue Yong, Rilun complained: "Why does the sound become so small in inverse proportion to the distance? By the way, what's wrong with you? Is there something wrong?"

"That's not the case at all." Yue Yong said with her head lowered.

"No, I didn't raise my face at all. I was just talking to the ground."

"Leave her alone," Jiang Cheng waved his hand casually, then held his chin and looked at the Ai Ranxiang in his hand again, "I still feel that it is a pity to destroy them all. There are not often couples in the news who have discordant lives. ? I feel like I can make a lot of money if I sell it to them."

【Couple? ! ] Yue Yong was shocked, [Do you want to marry me? ! How could this man be so bold? ! 】

Nichiwa smiled and said: "Although this is indeed true, the relationship between husband and wife who relies on this kind of thing to repair may cause new problems after the drug expires."

[There will indeed be many problems after becoming a couple...] Yue Yong thought in her mind.

"That's right..." Jiang Cheng nodded lightly, then stood up slowly, "Then there's nothing I can do, I..."

"Isn't it a little too early to give up?" Yue Yong said shyly.

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong with wide eyes and a strange expression.

"I just... think that... problem or something... If one person can't do it, two people can definitely..." Yue Yong blushed slightly and said in a low voice.

"Is this guy sick?" Jiang Cheng twitched the corner of his mouth and complained, then waved his hands and continued impatiently, "Do you need to talk about that kind of nonsense? This is your job, right? Do you want to Leave it all to me?”

"No...no! That's not what I meant!"

Looking at Yue Yong, who was suddenly excited, the corners of Jiang Cheng's eyes couldn't stop twitching, "Are you... really okay? If you really want to rest, although it is very troublesome, I can't do it alone..."

"Stupid...idiot! How could I let you be alone!"

"So what are you excited about?"