Maybe a Fake Gintama

【No...not good...】

In the corridor, Jiang Cheng, who was walking in front of Yue Yong, pretended to be calm and thought to himself as he walked.

[I don’t know if it’s because I smelled that fragrance and saw Yueyue’s face last night, but it’s super bad now! Since last night, I have been more or less aware of the fact that it is very dangerous to get along with this woman!

What a terrible love potion. Even when I'm in the same room, I can't stand the urge to have sex with her! I finally escaped, but this woman is still following me! If you feel uncomfortable, wouldn't it be better to just go and rest? You're just trying to say no! Is your sense of responsibility that strong? !

Hey, please forgive me. I actually have a pretty good body like this. My body is... well, it’s remarkable. Even though there are scars on my face, it’s very iconic. No, wait a minute! What on earth was I thinking about? Is it because of this medicine? Is it because of this medicine that I pay so much attention? !

In short, it is completely unreasonable to be interested in such a woman who has no feminine taste at all! No, wait... As long as there is Oppai, isn't it enough? And the face is not bad. If you look carefully, this mouthless type sometimes feels a little cute...

No! Wait, wait, wait! It almost got stuffed in again! It's really scary. Just smelling a little bit of this love potion can have such an effect. It is indeed a contraband item that only exists in romantic comedies. If you put it in a daily series, it will cause chaos in the whole world!

In short, according to Nichirin, the effect is related to the amount inhaled. It is only a small amount, so the effect of the medicine will not be too long. During this period, we must find a way to stay away from Yueyue. For now, just be patient for the time being...]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong in front of him again.

"What...what are you doing?" Yue Yong lowered her head and asked quietly, "I've been staring at her face since the beginning..."

[Oops, I can’t bear it. If I continue to work with this guy, there’s nothing I can do about the mission...] Yue Yong said with a blushing heart.

【Oops! I accidentally got distracted! 】Jiang Cheng finally came to his senses, then turned around pretending to be calm, coughed twice and said, "Ahem, it's okay, it's just that I suddenly felt that your face is quite... hateful!"

Hearing the sound, veins suddenly appeared on Yue Yong's face, and then he took out several kunai from his body.

"What do you mean, bastard!!"

"Ugh!"

Jiang Cheng cried out in pain and fell to the ground instantly after being hit by a kunai.

[In short, it is better to act separately. 】

At this moment, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong thought this at the same time.

…

On the streets of Yoshiwara.

"In short, you are responsible for completely destroying these confiscated Ai Ranxiang."

In front of the cart filled with airan incense, Yue Yong, whose face returned to a cold expression, held the pipe in her mouth and said: "We will continue to find the source, please."

"Exactly what I want," Jiang Cheng snorted, then dragged the cart casually, "Anyway, I don't want to stay with you for a second."

After that, Jiang Cheng took several Baihua ladies and left directly.

Yue Yong slowly turned around, and at the same time she breathed a sigh of relief in her heart: [That's enough, as long as that guy is not around, I can move around freely as before. That's right, as long as he's not here...as long as he's not here...isn't he here? Why? Is he gone? 】

At the same time, Jiang Cheng, who was slowly leaving behind his back, breathed a sigh of relief in his heart: "Well, it should be fine now. As long as she is not here, it doesn't matter if I am alone. I just need to find a place to wait for the medicine to take effect." Just go over there. As long as that woman is not here... As long as that woman is not there... Huh? Is that woman gone? Are you really gone? 】

The two people, who had the same thoughts in their hearts, unknowingly exchanged places...

Looking at Yue Yong who was sitting in the cart and Jiang Cheng who stopped and walked to the search team, a certain Baihua lady complained: "Um...Boss and Jiang Chengsama, what are you two doing? Why suddenly Switched? Why did you suddenly switch so tacitly!"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong came to their senses at the same time and were stunned for a moment.

"No, that's all. I just think there are more manpower over there." Yue Yong pretended to be calm and said, then secretly glanced at Jiang Cheng, "And I'm also worried that he won't handle these things properly."

"I...Me too, I think there are more manpower over there," Jiang Cheng said pretending to be calm, and then curled his lips, "And if you leave the investigation to a stupid woman like that, there's something wrong with it." It’s just right, it’s just right for two people to switch over.”

"It's too dangerous to hand this kind of thing to that man. He might use it casually, so it's better for me to do it myself." Yue Yong replied bravely.

"Then, redistribute the tasks," Jiang Guo said decisively, "Leave the investigation here to me, and leave the destruction over there to Yueyue and you guys. Do you understand?"

Three minutes later, looking at Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong who had unknowingly switched positions again, a Baihua girl complained directly: "So what happened? Why did they switch again!"

"I just suddenly felt that the investigation work was more important," Yue Yong came back to her senses, put on a cold face, and explained calmly: "So it's better for me to stay here."

"No matter how you think about it, I feel a little worried about asking that woman to destroy these things." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and explained with a serious expression, "Maybe they will be thrown directly into the trash can or something. It's too dangerous! For this world It’s too dangerous! It’s better for me to do this kind of work.”

"It doesn't matter, anyway, can you two hurry up?"

"This time... we won't change." Yue Yong said.

"I will never change it again, believe me." Jiang Cheng also said.

Three minutes later, looking at Jiang Cheng who was pulling a trolley and standing with the investigation team, Miss Baihua said expressionlessly: "So in the end, are the two groups merging?"

Bang bang bang! !

Jiang Cheng, who hit the telephone pole on the roadside with his head, collapsed and thought: [Calm down! Calm down! Jiang Cheng! That type of woman is absolutely unacceptable! As a normal man, you should not think that that kind of woman is pretty good! Calm down! Calm down! ! 】

"Jiang Chengsama!!"

Boom, boom, boom! !

Seeing Yue Yong banging her head against the wall, a young lady from Baihua exclaimed: "Boss——!"

[Calm down, I almost fell into it just now. That kind of man is a scumbag and useless nightmare type that is absolutely unacceptable to women! As a normal woman, it is absolutely unacceptable for a normal woman to think that a useless man is pretty good! Calm down! Calm down! ! ] Yue Yong also kept reminding herself in her heart.

One minute later.

"Anyway, is that enough?" Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong, who were covered in blood, sat side by side in the cart, raising their index fingers and speaking at the same time.

"It's quite big!!"

"What happened to you two today!"

"Not only the leader, but also Jiang Chengsama..."

"Then, let's divide them into two groups as before." Jiang Cheng said casually.

Yue Yong nodded lightly: "Yes, just divide it into an investigation team and a destruction team."

"No, before that you two should get off the cart first."

"Are you in the way? Sorry, sorry." Jiang Cheng apologized with a smile, and then jumped off the bus.

"Is this okay?" Yue Yong, who was standing next to Jiang Cheng, said, "Okay, let's act quickly."

"No, where are you two?"

"We..." Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong looked at each other at the same time, and an ambiguous atmosphere began to heat up instantly. Their eyes were slightly sultry, and it felt like silence was better than sound here.

But just when the two seemed to be ready to hold hands and find a quiet place to "have a chat", a puff of yellow-pink smoke gradually filled the air.

Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong, who smelled something, turned their heads and looked over at the same time. Their expressions froze at the same time when they saw the incense in the trolley that started to burn for unknown reasons.

"Is it your cigarette butt again?!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth, then walked forward and untied his belt without any explanation, "Hey, everyone close your eyes, I..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed that all the Baihua ladies who had gathered around him were staring at him without blinking.

"Let's go find some water. Everyone, go find water quickly!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Remember to cover your nose!"

"It's too late! Idiot!!" Yue Yong raised her foot and kicked Jiang Cheng on the back of the head, "It only ignited a little bit, just put it out!"

"Ugh!" Jiang Cheng, who was kicked in the back of the head by Yue Yong, lost his balance and fell down, and by coincidence, he fell on the cart.

In just a moment, all the Aizen incense on the trolley flew out, and what was even more coincidental was that it happened to land on the iron plate of the Teppanyaki stall on the roadside...

boom! ! !

Seeing the yellow-pink smoke that exploded instantly, Jiang Cheng, Yue Yong and others all fell silent at the same time...

…

In a remote alley in Yoshihara.

Miao and Kubei, who had just walked out of the "Shamisen Classroom", were walking leisurely.

"How is it? A Miao?" Jiubingwei asked.

"It would be great if I could play such a beautiful tune. I will try my best." A Miao placed her right hand on her cheek with a sweet smile on her face.

"That's great. Although I still don't want to bring you to Yoshiwara, I will accompany you next week."

A Miao smiled and replied: "It doesn't matter anymore. This is the flower street that Miss Yue Yong and the others are guarding. It is much safer than the orangutans outside. By the way, this is a rare opportunity. Go say hello to Yue Yong and the others. Okay. Huh?"

At this time, A Miao suddenly discovered something, "Oops? What's going on with the smoke over there?"

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