Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Huh?" Kamui squinted his eyes and tilted his head, then turned back to look at Futu with his mouth pouted, and complained: "Afutu, this is not okay, talking bad things about others behind their backs."

"No, he is talking about you, the leader."

"What nonsense are you talking about? No matter in my heart or in my mouth, I have never said anything rude. It's definitely Afutu who said bad things about him in your heart. This is not good. You will be disliked."

Afutu:......

"Bang!" Sougo spat lightly, and then casually killed the two enemies who rushed at him again, and then said casually: "Really, Hijikata-san's intuition is really suppressed, and he actually let me lurk in such a dangerous place. I am really honored that a country warrior like me is allowed to play the role of the last loyal minister who protects the general. In other words..."

Saying that, Sougo shook the sword in his hand, shook off the blood on it and protected it in front of Princess Chengye who was trembling with fear.

"...With a sword, you can decide whether to chop off the enemy's head or the owner's head. Also, Your Highness, please don't look at me with that expression. I am... on your side."

As soon as he finished speaking, the enemy with swords rushed towards Sougo at the same time.

But at this moment, a huge roar sounded, and the explosion drowned everyone who rushed towards Sougo, and the smoke enveloped everyone in an instant.

Rumble——

After the smoke gradually dissipated, the figure of Kamui, the culprit of the roar just now, emerged. At the same time, Sougo discovered that all the enemies who had just come back towards him had been killed or injured by Kamui's blow.

"Sorry~" Kamui, who was holding the umbrella, said with a squinted smile, "I thought I could fly by opening the umbrella, but it doesn't seem to work~"

"No, there are indeed people who can fly with umbrellas. You just didn't do it the right way." Sougo replied with narrowed eyes, and then glanced at the railing of the spaceship beside him, "Adjust your posture and jump again from that side. That’s it, little rascal Hida.”

"Huh? Really?" The stupid hair on Shenwei's head moved. "But let's forget it for today and try again later. Because..."

Saying that, Kamui smiled again and looked at Sougo, "After all, my subordinates were scolded by you, and it would be unreasonable for me, the leader, not to stand up. Afuto just said that."

Futu, who was in Kamui's head, immediately argued: "No! No! I didn't say that! Don't just use my name just to avoid responsibility afterwards!"

Kamui raised an index finger and continued: "Captain! Help me teach him a lesson!" Did you hear that? That's what he just said. "

"Don't talk nonsense! You are obviously the leader and you jumped down in excitement!"

""Don't hold back! Teach that boy a lesson! Otherwise, I will quit my job!" Kamui continued, "Did you hear that? As the leader of the group, I was threatened by the deputy leader. "

"Hey! I'll really resign for you to see! Captain! If you keep doing this, I'll really resign for you to see!"

After being speechless for a while, Sougo narrowed his beady eyes and replied: "A frivolous person like you who holds an umbrella all day long, doesn't there have to be a common name in the universe - idiot?"

"Isn't it the same for you?" Shenwei still had a smile on his face, "I can't hide the eyes of fools who are stupider than me. I don't care about the general's life or death at all. I just smell the blood. What came here... is just a murderer. Hmm... It feels very young. I feel that in two years I might be a little interested in you or something. But now... I have no interest at all~"

"As expected,

Just as annoying as that guy. "

"That guy?" Shenwei tilted his head, "Are you referring to that stupid rabbit who only knows how to eat and sleep and is completely unlovable? Let me explain in advance, she just has a genetic mutation and has nothing but baldness. She's just the younger sister who can inherit. Sa, please hurry up, you are also looking forward to it, right? Fighting with me or something. My deputy captain has also spoken out. If I resign because of this kind of thing, I will also be very distressed. "

"Is that so?" Sougo slightly raised the corners of his lips, then clenched the sword in his hand and rushed towards Kamui in an instant, "Well before that, I have something to say to you...your sister is ugly. !!”

Kamui folded his umbrella and stepped forward: "What's the point of saying such a righteous argument with such a handsome face?"

(On the other side, Kagura, who was following Gintoki and others to escape from pursuit, suddenly sneezed for no reason, and at the same time thought in her mind: [What is this unpleasant feeling? Why does it feel like there is a super annoying guy talking about it? Did I speak ill of you?])

"Huh? God... Kagura's brother?" Princess Chengye was surprised.

"That's right for now," Kamui effortlessly resisted Sougo's attack, and replied at the same time, "But is it really okay? To be friends with a wild girl like that, be careful of being led astray~"

"Bang!" Sougo, whose attacks were always neutralized by Kamui, spat, "Why are you distracted during the battle?!"

"Sorry, sorry, because I'm that guy's brother for the time being. It's normal that I can't help but talk to my sister's friends when I meet them, right?"

Hearing the sound, Sougo shouted again, and after missing a hit, he instantly opened the distance between him and Kamui.

"If you don't fight, it won't be interesting at all. Somehow, you can't take it seriously at all." Sougo took back his sword, turned around and glanced at Kamui again, "Then again, you are imitating the boss. That kind of movement and that stupid energy, but...it's still too tender."

Kamui's expression suddenly changed, his eyes widened with cold light, and his expression became ferocious in an instant. At the same time, Sougo's expression also became ferocious and he clenched the knife in his hand and made a drawing gesture.

However, before the two of them could make a move, a cannonball from nowhere suddenly flew between them.

boom! ! !

The smoke of the explosion instantly overwhelmed the two people.

"Mr. Okita, Mr. Okita——!" Princess Chengye shouted.

"your Highness!"

Looking for the sound, Princess Chengye hurriedly spoke after seeing the six-turn Maizo walking towards her: "Master G!"

"If you are okay, run away for your life!"

"Wait a minute, Mr. Okita was bombed just now, and... I haven't seen my brother yet. Where is he? Is he okay? Is he okay?"

Seeing the worry on the face of Princess Chengye in front of him, Rokuten Maizo just remained silent.

"Why don't you say anything..."

Before Princess Chengye could finish speaking, she suddenly closed her eyes and fell into coma, and slowly fell on the body of Rokuten Maizo.

The main character who made Chengye faint, Okita, who was covered in blood, said: "Can you take her away without wasting your time?"

"Ok...Okita-dono!"

"Hurry up," Sougo said, turning back to look at Kamui, who had just been implicated in the explosion and fell to the ground to fish. "There seem to be a lot of those monsters. Although I don't know what their purpose is, but … If it really comes down to it, I don’t know if I can buy a few minutes.”

"What?" Shenwei sat up and pulled out the steel pipe that penetrated his abdomen as if nothing happened. He said in a complaining tone: "I will not be the kind of friend who kills my sister and then I have been resented by my sister for the rest of my life. In what world can there be such a brother? I have learned a little common sense! It took a lot of effort for me to take it seriously, but the result turned out to be this, which is really unpleasant~ Sarah, let’s continue~ Don’t worry, no one will disturb us anymore.”

"That's it, then..." As he said that, Sougo once again clenched the knife in his hand.

But at this moment, Quanzang's voice came from above everyone.

"You guys should stop, is that enough?"

Hearing the sound, Kamui, Sougo and Futu, who were still above, looked over at the same time.

"The general's head is right here." Quanzang raised the head in his hand. "It's over. Your master is dead. The person you want to protect is no longer in this world."

"Afutu, who is that?" Kamui raised his head and asked Afutu.

"Hmph, that's really incredible work efficiency." As he said this, Afuto also jumped off the boat and came to Kamui, "Hattori Zenzo, he is a key figure in the general's assassination plan. He is the leader of Iga One of the key figures in the public. "

Quanzang jumped down and walked towards Futu step by step under Sougo's gaze, "I don't remember ever leading that kind of rabble. I can do it all by myself, and you guys did it with such a huge momentum."

"You're really confident."

"Yes," Quanzang said, handing the head in his hand to Afuto, "It's unmistakable. This is indeed the head of General Tokugawa Shigemo."

"You were really cruel to your former master." Afutu showed a bit of teasing.

"To protect the country and its people, he said so himself. If one head can prevent an unnecessary disaster, then he died well."

At this time, Sougo spoke up.

"What is an unreasonable disaster? If you don't fight and can't protect anything, what nonsense are you talking about?"

Quanzang ignored Sougo's words, and after placing the head in front of Kamui, he stood up and jumped to the bow of the ship.

"Inform all the troops that the commotion can stop for a while. And...the mission should be completed wisely."

After saying that, Quanzang walked away.

"Stop!!" Sougo shouted, but his words were drowned out by the explosion of the spacecraft as soon as he finished speaking.

Rumble——

"The work is over. Let's go, leader."

"What about Afuto?" Kamui looked at the head in his hand, raised an index finger and asked with a smile, "Is this the usual state of Afuto, feeling like he didn't have to do anything and ended up in a muddle. Is it called fishing?"