Maybe a Fake Gintama

"No! I've never touched a fish before!"

"Then why are you having such a big reaction?" Shenwei asked, and at the same time he slowly stood up with his head in his hand, "It feels pretty good. You don't have to do anything, the work is done, and you can get salary and credit as usual. .”

Afutu chuckled: "Captain, have you finally understood the true meaning of fishing?"

"Ah! You are indeed fishing for money at work! I will deduct your salary!"

"No more! Absolutely no more! Even if there was, it was only two or three times...one or two times!"

"Ah! You admitted it as soon as it exploded! Deduction of salary and deduction of salary!"

…

Yoshihara.

Jiang Cheng, who was lying on his side in Miss Baihua's arms, was cracking melon seeds while squinting his beady eyes as he looked at...Yun Ye, who was dancing under the guidance of Rilun in front of him.

"No, no!" Jiang Cheng clapped his hands and shouted, "That's totally wrong! What's wrong with you? How many times have you played it, and why do you still play it wrong? What's the matter with that accompaniment? Why do you always play it wrong?"

"Um...Your Excellency Jiang Cheng," the accompanist Wan Zhai said, "I'm just cooperating with this Excellency Yun Ye."

"Hey, hey, let me tell you, since you don't have any money, can't you be more serious about repaying debts at work? Do you think there will be customers paying for it like this? What should I do if Yoshiwara's reputation deteriorates after being complained about? Those What should you do if you two can’t attract customers because of you two? Have you ever thought about it? Have you ever thought about it?!”

"Uh..." Yunye, who was put on a sailor suit and miniskirt, just remained silent, not knowing what to say.

"Your Excellency Jiang Cheng..." Wan Zhai, who was kneeling on the ground, once again played the shamisen in his hand, and at the same time spoke unhurriedly: "Are you really as calm as you show now?"

"Of course." Jiang Cheng sat up and smiled meaningfully, "otherwise, why do you think I have the time to watch the performance of this inferior pair of yours?"

At this moment, Wan Zhai suddenly thought of something and opened his eyes suddenly.

"Don't move." The bright kunai in Yueyong's hand stopped Mansai who wanted to get up.

"Well, both sides calm down, I was just joking." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and smiled easily.

"This joke is not funny, Mr. Jiang Cheng."

"Really?" Jiang Cheng straightened his back, crossed his chest with one hand and held his chin with the other hand, tilted his face slightly and closed his eyes as he thought in thought: "But as far as I'm concerned, aren't they exactly the same? It's possible for both sides to have it. An exploding "bomb" or something, and then you said that the control of the bomb is not in your hands, and the control of the "bomb" over there is not in my hands either. The situation is almost exactly the same. Very fair. "

"It's different! The one over there is..."

"Shut up," Jiang Cheng's expression changed slightly, and he looked at Wan Zhai coldly, "I just hate this disgusting idea of ​​samurai. I am different from you. Even if we were friends, Gao Zai's life is at stake. In my eyes, it's just an ordinary human life, exactly the same as everyone else... not much more noble. The samurai are just a bunch of blind people. To be honest, compared to you, I still think that person... a person... a human-killing pervert. It's lovable, after all, he is really blind. But you people... are blind in your heart."

Wan Zhai remained silent.

"You who can't feel the weight of life at all, and who can't bear the weight of life at all and just choose to turn a blind eye, are just a bunch of scum in my opinion. Didn't you say it before? We will be enemies when we meet again. Isn't that too naive? Boy..."

"That lord is different! What that lord wants to change is the country itself! You should understand too! What we are chasing is that lord's back..."

"You are really annoying," Jiang Cheng picked his ears with his little finger and interrupted Wan Zhai impatiently, "That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore. Just follow that guy to escape reality and do that kind of chuunibyou. The late dream is really a poor child.

Hey, and that one over there...bald...hey? Have you really become bald? big bald man,

Who told you to stop? Don’t you know that if your movements are not up to standard and you don’t work hard, you will be eliminated? I’m going to report to the Transvestite Club tonight.

Don't shave your beard, some customers with strong tastes like your type, Ritsun, remember to teach him the skills of picking up customers. Also, the salary of our new Yoshiwara prostitutes is... one-nine points, that is, you get one, and the rest is all business tax.

ha? Why are you staring at me? Not satisfied? Don't want to do it anymore? Ah, that's right, that's right. It doesn't do any good for young people who are new to the workplace to be so angry, so just be patient and get over it. Only in this way can you gain a firm foothold in the workplace. There is no other way, it’s all about survival.

In this day and age, it’s pretty good that you can find such a job with your conditions, but another place might not be as good as mine. You said that you can't even calculate the multiplication table clearly, and you are at the bottom of any company. Speaking of which, how much salary does Nobita pay you?

Ah, you don’t need to tell me, I know what I know. My salary and benefits here are definitely higher than those over there! Even if the actual salary you receive is not as high as over there, I will make you feel that it is higher than over there. Do you understand? If you understand, just recite the line of seven in the multiplication table for me. "

"Eh... one seven makes seven... six or seven... eh... eh..."

"Ahem!" Wan Zhai cleared his throat, and then made a four-and-two gesture to Yunye.

Yunye understood: "Forty-two, seventy-seven...forty-nine!"

"Hey, why are you reminding him? Are you trying to get in trouble with me?! Are you trying to get in trouble with me?! It doesn't count! It's coming this time! If you remind him again, all your salary will be deducted!"

While Jiang Cheng was supervising the two new workers, Takasugi and the ghost army on the other side, together with a group of ninjas, had also eliminated the team that chose to take the waterway in order to cover up the general's schedule.

The attack... was extremely vicious, leaving no one alive.

…

The dusk is actually not that long, but for Gintoki's group of people who are now facing the menacing ninjas who cannot kill them all, this dusk... seems to be too long.

Seeing those masked ninjas in white swarming over, Kagura, who met Gintoki, had a solemn expression: "Gin-chan, these people..."

As soon as he finished speaking, three ninjas jumped down from the tree nearby, aiming to kill the three of them, but...

After quickly taking care of the three ninjas with the kunai in his hand, Kozaru fell in front of Gintoki and the other three and said at the same time: "The entire reconnaissance force was killed quietly. That skill is unmistakable. It's the Iga clan." .”

"Iga people?" Shinpachi was puzzled.

"They are the origins of our imperial clan, people from the land of ninjas."

"I didn't expect Konoha to do such a thing." Gintoki's expression was solemn, but as soon as he finished speaking, he was kicked to the ground by Kagura beside him.

"Why are you playing tricks at this time!" Kagura clenched her fists and cursed angrily.

"Does that mean it was the murder committed by compatriots?" Xin Baji asked again.

The little monkey explained as he led a few people to escape in the woods: "The Imperial Court Fans were taken under Ieyasu's command. In other words, they are a branch of the Iga school. But those who stayed in Iga have no loyalty to the shogun's family at all. They are a profit-seeking mercenary group, and this time they... killed us in order to take the general's head. No... this is simply like... the entire ninja country is against the general."

The little ape looked around and thought in his heart: [But who is it that can command so many people? The only ones who can do this are the three jounin in charge of Iga...]

Before the little ape could finish thinking about it, Kagura and Shinpachi, who were following him and Gintoki, fell into the trap at the same time.

Kagura sank directly into the ground, while Shinpachi's calves were tied up with chains and hung from a tree.

Looking at the tall and thick man standing on Kagura's head, Xiao Yuan finally confirmed his thoughts.

[The leader of the Fujibayashi family... Fujibayashi Kaimen. ] Thinking about it, Xiao Yuan looked at a woman sitting in a wheelchair and covered with bandages who was being pushed aside. She was also the woman who subdued Xin Baji, [The leader of the Bai Di family, the land was in chaos. And...the leader of the Hattori family, Hattori Zenzo. 】

After a while, a group of ninjas surrounded Gintoki and Kozaru, who were the only ones left.

"I didn't expect you guys to come too." As he said that, Xiao Yuan looked at Bai Di Luan Po and Teng Lin Kai Men in front of him, "What exactly are you planning?"

The man in the wheelchair said calmly: "The ninjas should complete their tasks silently. There is only one thing I want to say. If the general is not handed over, these brats will die. That's all."

"Baidi, just tell them directly." Teng Lin Kaimen, who was holding his hands, said, "As long as the Yuting fans are here, they will hinder our development."

"Teng Lin, shut up." Bai Di Luan Po reminded.

Looking at the confused little ape, Fujibayashi Kaimen continued: "It seems that you really don't know anything about what the country of ninja has become now. Six months ago, Iga was attacked by a hail of bullets and bullets. Ours is an umbrella group in fancy costumes."

Kagura was shocked when Fujibayashi stepped on her head, and her eyes widened unconsciously: [Stupid...idiot brother, why...why? 】

"If you don't obey, they will burn down the entire village, but if you help them assassinate the general, they will make a deal with us, saying that after the new government is established, they will hire us as the new Imperial Court Fans."

"Do you believe this kind of rhetoric?" Xiao Yuan looked in disbelief.

"Weren't you like this before?" Fujibayashi retorted, "Although we were a step late when we crossed Iga, this time the tide has turned and it has finally turned to us."

"But it seems it's too late. That boy from the Hattori family has already taken off the general's head." Momochi said, "What a pity, Fujibayashi, the Hattori family has taken away the credit again."

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