Maybe a Fake Gintama

Xiaoyu returned to her normal mode and walked out of the narrow streets and alleys alone.

Behind her, Jiang Cheng was lying on the ground in a large shape, with several big bulges on his head and his clothes were tattered and dirty.

At the last moment of leaving, Xiaoyu turned sideways and glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was still lying on the ground behind him, and her eyes seemed to soften a bit.

Please take a good look at the perfect future you have laid and created by us...

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"It hurts, it hurts..."

Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and sat up cross-legged, with a helpless smile on his face, and complained softly.

"Really, talking to oneself brings people to such an unfamiliar place, and leaving people alone without talking to oneself.

The future...

It’s really exciting. "

With that said, Jiang Cheng stood up slowly, patted the stains on his body, and looked straight at the alleyway full of light and irritability with a pair of clear eyes filled with expectation and uneasiness.

After a few seconds passed, Jiang Chengcai seemed to have made up his mind and took the first step.

but……

Bang!

"Ugh!"

thump!

"It's so noisy in the morning! Anyone who affects a woman's sleep quality is her enemy!"

At the window upstairs, Kagura, wearing purple-pink pajamas, smashed a flowerpot down with all her strength, her eyes white and veins popping out.

Jiang Cheng was hit on the head by a potted plant and fell to the ground. His blood gathered little by little and formed a small pool of blood on the ground.

"Sorry, sorry," Jiang Cheng slowly got up again, "I just woke up, and then I was here with a woman to study some issues about the various functions of two people. Did it bother you? Really? Feel sorry…"

"What are you doing disgustingly downstairs in my house!!"

Kagura rolled her eyes and kicked Jiangcheng down very accurately, hitting the back of Jiangcheng's head very accurately, stepping on him to the ground again, and then began to stamp on him vigorously.

"Asshole! Pervert! Scumbag! Disgusting! STD! Little bastard! Explosion in the buttocks!"

"No, I don't have any weird illnesses!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Shut up! You disgusting scumbag!"

After pedaling for nearly half a minute, Kagura raised her right leg high back, followed by a super powerful shot!

"Wash inside——!!"

boom! ! !

Jiang Cheng, who was kicked away by Kagura like a cannonball, flew straight out of the alley and onto the road.

laugh--

Several driving cars stopped because of Jiang Cheng who suddenly flew onto the road. The drivers rolled down their windows and started spitting out sweet scents.

"Is it dangerous? Can you read the road?"

However, Jiang Cheng, who slowly got up, turned a deaf ear to these words. He just turned around slowly and looked around at the strange yet familiar streets.

——Clean and tidy streets, crowded sidewalks because it is the morning rush hour, busy passers-by, and various buildings and facilities that are more modern than before.

Many things have disappeared, such as the little hoodlums who were originally wandering the streets, holding toothpicks in their mouths, and so on.

There is a more important point, it seems... no one will wear the kind of sword on their waist to protect themselves anymore. People's faces are full of various expressions, but the only thing missing is the kind of sword that used to be everywhere. Visible shadows hidden under the face.

——If you don’t pick up the sword to protect the thing you want to protect, there won’t be anyone to protect it.

"It seems that the people of this country no longer need to pick up the sword..."

Jiang Cheng sighed softly, and then showed some relief: "It's really a good era..."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng walked onto the sidewalk beside the road. Just like those ordinary pedestrians, he turned into an ordinary drop of water and disappeared into the road slowly heading in a certain direction. The never-ending river disappears...

Kagura, who walked barefoot from the alley, suddenly felt a vague sense of familiarity for no reason. There seemed to be something familiar about the young man who just looked ordinary and simple for the first time. and breath.

Kaka——

Jiang Hua, who had just opened the door of the bookstore on the first floor and was about to start business, looked at Kagura, who was standing at the entrance of the alley, frowning and thinking carefully, and asked.

"What's wrong? Kagura?"

"It's okay, I just feel that there is something familiar about that person just now..."

"that person?"

Jiang Hua was puzzled, but then he suddenly noticed something again, and his gentle eyes looked in the direction where Jiang Cheng had just left.

"It feels familiar..."

"Ah! I forgot that I still have a commission today!" Kagura suddenly thought of something and hurriedly turned around and walked towards the door of her store.

"Hurry up and change your clothes and eat." Jiang Hua urged with a smile.

"Then you're welcome, Madam/Mrs. Jianghua."

Gintoki and Shinpachi suddenly appeared and stepped into the store.

"Why you guys!!" Kagura's face darkened, and she raised her foot and kicked Gintoki and Shinpachi out at the same time.

boom!

"We were just invited to have breakfast!"

Gintoki retorted seriously as he stood up, then spread his hands and continued to complain: "Besides, who is basically late every day? The president has no choice but to come here and ask you to work every day."

Shinbaji, who got up beside him, complained expressionlessly: "No, you're basically too lazy to make breakfast yourself, right? You're just here to eat, right?"

…

Breakfast time at Ganghwa Family \u0026 Wanshiwu.

"Recently, there are really less and less jobs~" Xin Bajie, who was sitting at the dinner table, sighed with emotion, "Yin Sang, do you think we should change careers? Now, in addition to occasionally taking on a job like a private detective to investigate the other half, Except for cheating incidents, I can’t get any jobs at all, and Wanshiwuwu is almost turning into a private detective agency specializing in cheating investigations.”

"Young people should not be picky about their jobs! Young people who have just entered the society are always like this. They are dissatisfied with their jobs here and there. You must know that everyone has been like this! These pains will become the wealth of your life! "

"No, it has nothing to do with what you said! This is just a big issue related to our survival, our wages and lunch! By the way, have you ever considered it?"

"Xin Baji, calm down. I have a hunch that we can definitely make a lot of money this time!"

"Hey? Is the client very generous this time?"

"No, I mean the little steel ball when the job is over. I have a feeling I can make a lot of money!"

"Do you believe I killed this natural curl of yours?"

"ah--!"

Kagura's exclamation suddenly came from upstairs.

In an instant, Gintoki and Shinpachi stood up.

"What's wrong? Kagura!" Shinbaji shouted quickly.

"My panties...my panties..." Kagura ran to the stairs, pointed to the room on one side and said excitedly, "They were stolen by an underwear thief! It's that bastard just now! I Just tell me why he has a familiar feeling..."

"What's the fuss?" Gintoki sat down again, waving his hands with an indifferent expression, "Let's forget about this kind of thing, he has already been punished."

"Huh? You've been punished? What do you mean Aru?"

Gintoki showed a serious face: "I got your panties, isn't this a punishment? This is a stain that this underwear thief will never be able to wash away in his life! If he knew this cruel truth himself If so, you might be tempted to commit suicide!"

Kagura kicked him down: "Why are my panties a stain that underwear thieves can never wash away in their lifetime! What kind of cruel truth is that! Are you referring to my panties?! Did you steal my panties, Aru?!"

Seeing the two people making a fuss, Shinbaji on the side quickly tried to persuade him: "Well, you two, stop making trouble, Kagura-chan. Anyway, it's better to call the police first. Do you still remember that person's appearance?"

"I still remember it roughly." Kagura stopped what he was doing and took out his mobile phone.

Gintoki looked disapproving: "Do you still need to call the police for this kind of thing? Anyway, what he stole is almost the same as the crumpled toilet paper in the trash can in Shinpachi's room."

"Whose panties are you saying are just like the crumpled toilet paper in the trash can in the room with disgusting glasses? I'll kill you! Smelly natural rolls!"

"Hey! Who are those disgusting glasses? I don't have anything like that in my room!"

Even though one of the three is thirty-two years old, one is twenty-one, and the youngest is nineteen, it seems that nothing has changed.

As for what has changed…

…

Jiang Cheng walked along the ever-changing streets of Edo, watching at a slow pace.

Just like a bystander or a passenger on the train, I never touch it, I just quietly watch this familiar but unfamiliar world that is similar to my expectations.

"Brother, little brother..."

After hearing the somewhat familiar call, Jiang Cheng stopped and looked back, only to see Gui Zheng, who was half leaning out at the entrance of the roadside alley two meters behind him, waving to him mysteriously. .

"Yes, that's right, it's you. Come a little bit, come a little bit."

What is this guy...doing?

Jiang Cheng was speechless. Although he didn't want to pay attention to it, his sudden curiosity still drove Jiang Cheng to walk over with a look of disgust.

In today's era, what everyone is doing who no longer needs to pick up the sword is something Jiang Cheng is very curious about.

…

Jiang Cheng walked into the alley and looked at Gui standing in front of Elizabeth. He suddenly looked forward to what this guy would say and do in this era when there was no need for anti-foreign patriots.

"Brother, do you want to join me...to create a new dawn for animals in Japan?"

Hmm... Jiang Cheng felt that he was overthinking. This idiot had not changed at all. After shaking his head, Jiang Cheng turned around and left, but Gui did not give him this chance.

"Wait a minute!" Gui held Jiang Cheng's shoulders and started nagging like an old woman: "Really, what's going on with young people nowadays? They don't listen to anyone at all, and they have no patience at all. What if What if this is your boss? Is your boss so impatient when talking to you? What if you misunderstand your boss’s request? What if you buy American hot dogs instead of fried noodles? Have you ever thought about it? What? What should you do if you are fired because fried noodles are sold as American hot dogs? Have you thought about your wife and family? Being laid off leads to discord between husband and wife, frequent quarrels, rebellious children, and the possibility of separation. It’s not like that!”

Ah...it's still as annoying as ever~

After sighing in his heart, Jiang Cheng slapped Gui's hand away and left directly.

But this time, he was stopped by two policemen wearing Shinsengumi uniforms without swords...

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