Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Tch! Police?"

Gui turned away and spat, but the next moment he walked up directly and spoke without thinking.

"Mr. Police, you have nothing to do with me. I just happened to meet you in the alley here.

I don't know this person at all!

By the way, I should be considered as assisting the police in handling the case, right?

Is there a bonus? "

"That..." Jiang Cheng bent his eyes at this time, showing a smile, and pointed his index finger at Gui behind him: "This person is the main culprit, and I was under his instructions. There is a white color hidden in the body of that strange penguin." of flour…”

Gui was instantly startled when he saw the two policemen's expressions gradually becoming more serious because of Jiang Cheng's words and their hands calmly touching the electric batons attached behind them.

Perhaps due to long-standing habits, Gui and Elizabeth did not communicate too much verbally or physically. Instead, they turned around at the same time and ran away without looking back.

"Tch! Let him escape! Hey! Take this back to the police station, and I'll chase him over there!"

As he said that, a police officer chased Gui in the direction where he fled.

…

Edo Police Station.

In the small interrogation room of the Criminal Police Brigade, handcuffed Jiang Cheng sat at a single table. In front of him were a strange middle-aged policeman in charge of interrogation and a young policeman in charge of recording.

Based on Jiang Cheng's experience, it was obvious that the young police officer should have just been on the job - probably a newcomer who had just graduated from the police academy.

In the adjoining interrogation room, Gui shouted from time to time, "How many times have I told you! We don't know each other at all!" "How could we have something like that on us!" "Don't think that just because the police can frame citizens of this country casually!" And the sound of him slamming the table hard.

Boom, boom, boom!

"How could there be something like that on Elizabeth! If you don't believe it, bring in the police dog and let it smell it! Hurry up! Hurry up before I get angry!"

After hearing another excited shout from Gui, Jiang Chengcai finally understood why this guy was caught by the police so easily.

I just want to come to the police station and pet the police dog!

Jiang Cheng, who was laughing dumbly, shook his head with some helplessness.

At the same time, he collected his wandering thoughts.

"Name." The middle-aged policeman said.

"Ejo Jotaro!"

Jiang Cheng's eyes were sharp, he crossed his hands to protect his face and only exposed his eyes, posing in a self-created jojo pose. At the same time, a purple illusory figure seemed to appear behind him.

The young policeman couldn't help but complain: "It's like a name that can summon a substitute!"

"Ahem!" The middle-aged policeman took a sip of tea, glanced at the young police officer beside him and coughed twice, "Eucheng Jotaro, right? Age..."

"Because the city plus the city (jo), just call me jojo!"

"It looks more and more like it!" the young police officer said again.

"Be honest! Age!"

"In the late twenties..."

"specific."

"Twenty-seven...no, it should be twenty-nine...no, wait, it might be thirty-two. Sorry, sorry, I'm a little confused because I slept for a long time before."

Hearing the sound, the middle-aged policeman smiled, then patted the young policeman on the side and said: "You are really lucky. This person looks like an old man at first glance. For a policeman like you who has just graduated and entered the agency, But it is very rare that an underwear thief is not too dangerous. He is just right for you."

"Team leader?"

"There are new developments in the case I am following. You can stay here and learn from this old fritter."

As he said that, the middle-aged policeman picked up his police cap and stood up. At the same time, he looked at Jiang Cheng and said with a smile: "This young man is a rookie who has just graduated from the police academy. He rarely has the opportunity to come into contact with an experienced veteran like you. Please practice with him. But don’t go too far.”

"An'an'an, I'm very gentle with young people~"

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was grinning widely, the young policeman couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.

"Please...please take care of me..."

…

When Shizuo and Sougo led the victim (Kagura) and the two companions (Gintoki, Shinpachi) into the interrogation room, what they saw was the following scene:

"I have benefited a lot! Thank you for your guidance!"

The young police officer bowed his thanks.

Jiang Cheng waved his hands indifferently: "Nothing, nothing, but virginity is not acceptable. There are many temptations in this society, and virginity is completely unacceptable for a little girl like you."

"Hi! I know!" the young policeman responded with a blushing face.

…

"Why do you, a newcomer, have to thank the prisoner!" Fourteen couldn't help complaining.

"Deputy Chief!" The young policeman quickly turned around and stood upright to salute, "That's not the case! Deputy Chief! It's just that Mr. Jojo taught me a lot! Including key points during interrogation..."

"There's no need to learn from the prisoners!"

"Look," Jiang Cheng shrugged at this time, "Let me just say, the less good a policeman is, the more he yells. This kind of guy just has some qualifications. In fact, he has no ability at all. .”

"What did you say, bastard?!" Shi Shibai stared at Jiang Cheng with gritted teeth and eyes.

"Look, look, does his attitude look like that of an incompetent policeman who starts threatening people when he can't ask anything? Deputy chief? Is he the deputy chief of the police station? Is everything okay? Is this police agency okay? Let this happen Let the rookie become the deputy chief or something. Let the V-shaped bangs be the deputy chief of the police or something."

Listening to Jiang Cheng's words, the veins on Shi Shi's face jumped one after another.

At this time, Sougo on the side patted Shishi on the shoulder and comforted: "Calm down, Hijikata-san. Deputy director and other things can only be held by incompetent people. In other words, only people as incompetent as pigs can be To be the deputy director of the corpse position. You are very suitable."

"What you said is more exaggerated!!"

…

After such a small farce, Fourteen picked up the transcript written by the young policeman on the table.

"Let me see... Echeng Jotaro... twenty-nine years old..."

"Deputy chief, since we are in a city, we can just call him jojo." The young policeman reminded me thoughtfully.

"That's it..." Fourteen nodded subconsciously, but then suddenly realized, "He's so big! What is jojo?! You must have run to the wrong set!"

Sougo stepped forward, holding the table with one hand, and put the other hand on Jiang Cheng's shoulder, and said with an unusually regretful expression: "Hey, Jojo, although I really don't want to tell you this cruel news, but …”

"Don't shout out so easily!" Fourteen complained.

"...The panties you stole actually belong to this violent woman." Sougo pointed at Kagura to complete his words.

Kagura's face darkened: "Hey, why do you say this to him with such a regretful expression?"

Jiang Cheng: ........."Σ_(???"∠)vomit..."

"Why did you throw up immediately after hearing this kind of news!" Kagura was furious.

"Calm down, don't give up on life even if it's such cruel news." Sougo was still comforting the prisoner's emotions.

"I'm sorry, can you sentence me to death? I feel like..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng turned his face away, and his whole body fell into a certain gray shadow, "...enough."

Kagura became even more angry: "Why do you look so helpless again? I'll kill you, believe it or not!"

If Shinpachi and Gintoki hadn't stopped him, Kagura might have rushed up long ago.

"Don't give up your life so easily!" Sougo shouted.

"Why are you comforting the prisoner!!"

"The death penalty will be executed immediately...please." Jiang Cheng spoke again, "Let this cruel truth and my existence disappear from this world."

"Ah! I will fulfill your wish now!" Kagura rolled her eyes, veins popped up on her face, and her whole body burned with inexplicable flames.

"So didn't I say it before?" Gintoki sighed softly and shook his head, "No matter who it is, they will not be able to bear it after hearing such cruel news."

"I'm the victim! Why do you keep talking to this underwear thief one by one!!"

"I apologize..." Jiang Cheng lowered his head, and there was no longer any desire in his eyes, "Please, give me a good time, I am a worm, scum, and garbage in this society. Please, let me Disappear."

Seeing Jiang Cheng's appearance, Sougo shook his head, turned around and said with a regretful expression: "I can't do it anymore, I have completely lost my desire for life."

Gintoki sighed again: "Let me tell you, no matter who hears this kind of reality, they will want to escape, poor man."

"Ah~ I really want to become a sparrow~" Jiang Cheng looked up and showed a relieved smile as if he had seen through life.

Sougo: "Don't give up on life so easily! jojo!"

Young police officer: "Come on! jojo!"

"Hey!" Shi Shi curled his lips in displeasure, then slowly moved forward, placing a bowl of pork chop rice filled with mayonnaise in front of Jiang Cheng, "Eat this, and then put that cruel reality behind you. Forget it. jojo."

Kagura was furious: "Why are everyone cheering him up!!!"

Shinpachi persuaded: "Kagura-chan, let's forget about it. Mr. Jojo has already received the punishment he deserves. The sins in his heart have been..."

"Why do you have to speak for him too!!"

Gintoki slowly shook his head with a solemn expression: "Kagura, forgive him, this person... is doomed to suffer inner suffering for the rest of his life."

"What you did made me even more angry. Do you want to die?! You bastards!"

Jiang Cheng lowered his head again: "Yes, please. If you want the ashes, just scatter them in the wind..."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng took out his panties from his arms and threw them to Kagura without looking at them. Then he tilted his neck, rolled his eyes, and made no sound at all.

"jojo——!!"×n

"You all go to hell with him!!!"

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