Maybe a Fake Gintama

Voice-over: All the snow sculptures around are basically lustful statues with all kinds of omissions and immorality. If described, 80% of them would be deleted by Qidian. The three-thousand-word chapter prepared by the author may also become two hundred words.

This is true, and it is definitely not because the author is lazy and deliberately does not describe it. After all, the reader's imagination is really terrible. For example, if a normal banana is peeled and put into the mouth of a cute girl, it may turn into some kind of mosaic scene.

A certain author: Have you finished reading?

Voice-over: I’ve finished reading, so can you untie me?

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"Ah, that's about it..." Gintoki pinched his chin and looked at his work in front of him: two lonely snowballs, "then put a stick in the middle..."

"Do you want the author to be cut in half?!" Shinbachi kicked a snowball away and shouted at the same time.

"Hey, bastard, what are you doing? Do you know how much effort I spent making the meatball on the left?" Gintoki complained, rubbing his shoulders.

"What else do I want to ask you for?! How much trouble are you going to give the author!!" Shinpachi replied in a loud voice.

"Gin-chan, the stick is ready, Aru." Kagura came over holding a long stick made of snow and said. The stick is rather strange, and the shape of the top is a bit strange...

"Ah!! Kagura-chan, what are you holding?!" As he said that, Shinpachi blocked the camera.

"Shinpachi, what are you doing? Although I don't know where you are going, but let me tell you, this is the [Armstrong Cyclo-accelerating Jet Armstrong Cannon]." Gintoki looked at Shinpachi and explained.

"Can you say [Armstrong] twice?" Shinbachi replied, scratching his neck, "Who are you lying to? Where can there be such an obscene cannon!"

"Really, adolescent boys only think about naughty things," Gintoki said as he arranged the stick in Kagura's hand between the two snowballs, "When it comes to [Maru] [Great] Just think about that."

"Shinpachi, you are so disgusting, Aru, don't talk to me for the time being." Kagura said with disgust.

"Then what on earth is this..." Xin Baji was defeated.

"Ah, you are here too." Hasegawa's voice came.

"Hasegawa-san! He is actually still alive! It's unbelievable!" Shinpachi said with emotion.

"Hey! Why are you lamenting this! It sounds like I should be dead!" Hasegawa complained.

"After all, the weather is so cold. If Hasegawa-san lives in a cardboard box..."

"Don't worry, I have already found a place to live this winter. I will temporarily... stay at a friend's house." Hasegawa replied.

"Hey, did you just say the word "steal"? Did you mean to secretly stay at a friend's house? Secretly stay at a friend's house without the friend knowing?" Gintoki complained expressionlessly. , and at the same time glanced at Xin Baji, "Xin Baji, when you get home, remember to check the whole house and throw out all the things that should not be in the house! For example, if you are wearing sunglasses, sunglasses, or sun visors, Madao That kind!"

"Hey?! No, Gin-san! If you throw me out in this weather, I will really freeze to death!" Hasegawa became anxious upon hearing this and quickly replied.

"You are really secretly living in my house! Do you want to secretly live in someone else's house without the owner's knowledge?!!"

However, Hasegawa looked at Gintoki's work carefully as if he didn't hear it, and said with some surprise: "Isn't this the [Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon]? The degree of restoration is really high."

"What?!" Xin Baji was shocked, "Why do you know?! Is it really possible?! Is there really such a thing?!"

“This is the decisive weapon used by those wild wolves to blow away Edo’s castle tower and force Edo to found a country.

"Gintoki explained.

"What did you say?! Could it be that our country was defeated by such inferior artillery?!" Xin Baji said in disbelief.

"By the way, why are you here? Did you follow the owner of the house?" Gintoki ignored Shinpachi's words and said to Hasegawa again.

"Don't tell me I'm like a dog!" Hasegawa retorted, "I participated in the competition as an individual player. I heard that there will be bonuses for winning the top prize."

As he spoke, Hasegawa pointed to the statue on the side, his own statue to be precise.

"Wow!" Xin Baji just exclaimed, but then he reacted and complained silently, "Why does it feel a bit familiar? It's exactly the same as the scene in the park in Chapter 32. Sure enough, Jiang Chengsang's influence is not that It can be erased easily..."

"Park? Why do you know my dream?" Hasegawa asked doubtfully, "This is the scene in my dream when I woke up in the hospital. In the dream, I took off my restraints, and the golden rooster stood independently, as if being With a pair of wings, you can soar freely in the sky."

"It's just that my brain was burned out..." Xin Bajiu replied softly.

"That must be Kamisama's guidance! I have always believed that! So I named this work [Flying]!" Hasegawa said a little embarrassed.

However, at this time, Jiang Cheng walked out with tears streaming down his face, "I knew it! I knew you hadn't completely forgotten me! You actually regarded me as Kamisama! I'm really touched~"

"No, that's not the case at first glance." Xin Baji said expressionlessly again.

"What are you talking about, little brother?" Hasegawa asked doubtfully.

"This work is just a semi-finished product!" Jiang Cheng commented seriously.

"Huh? Really?" Hasegawa said in surprise.

"Of course! If you want this work to have a soul, you have forgotten one essential point!" Jiang Cheng said seriously, "That is! The sunglasses are not removed! This work without the sunglasses lacks its soul! Although At first glance, it’s already perfect, but I can’t give you full marks for this! Since it’s flying, since it’s freedom! All the restraints on your body have been thrown away, so why are you still wearing sunglasses?”

"Huh? Really? Can you really get full marks if you take off your sunglasses?" Hasegawa asked doubtfully, "Brother, you are not bluffing me, are you? Although what you said does make sense at first glance."

"I also think it makes sense Aru!" As he said that, Kagura punched Hasegawa in the face, Hasegawa himself. "That's it! Full marks Aru!"

Hasegawa got up from the ground and wiped his nosebleed, and looked at his sunglasses that had been broken into powder, "It's not here! It's the statue! Why do you have to remove my sunglasses!"

"No, you have got rid of the last shackles. Congratulations, madao." With that, Jiang Cheng cast a pleased look at Hasegawa and clapped his hands.

"Congratulations!" Kagura also clapped, imitating Jiang Cheng and casting a pleased look at Hasegawa.

Afterwards, Gintoki and Shinpachi did the same thing.

"You..." Hasegawa murmured, then lowered his head and continued with tears streaming down his face, "...Thank you..."

"Why did he say thank you?" Shinpachi asked Gintoki in a low voice.

"I don't know, ask Kagura, I learned from her." Gintoki whispered back, and looked at Kagura aside,

"I don't know about Aru, I'm learning from my uncle." Kagura said and looked at Jiang Cheng who was aside.

"The devil knows." Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, "Don't you think it's reasonable to do so in that kind of atmosphere?"

"So you don't know either?!"

…

"Speaking of which, why is Jiang Chengsang here?" Xin Baji asked curiously.

"It seems that your landlord invited Yue Yong, so he was dragged over." Jiang Cheng explained with a sigh.

"Huh? Really? Does Yoshihara also have works?" Shinpachi asked in surprise, "I'm a little curious about what Yoshihara's works are like~"

Jiang Cheng didn't want to answer, so he covered his face and drew circles on the ground.

"Hey, stop poking at his sadness," Gintoki grabbed the curious Shinpachi and pointed at the oversized snow sculpture not far away, "You can tell it at a glance."

"Wow, wow, wow! That! Jiang Chengsang's statue! It really looks like it!" Xin Baji said with emotion, while looking at his own work, "In this case, the first place is really like a dream."

"Hey? Have you prepared a work for Shinbaji too?" Jiang Cheng stood up and said, looking at Wanshiwu's work and sighing, "Isn't this the [Armstrong Cyclo-Acceleration Jet Armstrong Cannon]! The degree of restoration is really high. Ah hey."

"Hey?! Why do you know about Jiang Chengsang too?! Am I the only one who doesn't know about it for a long time?!" Xinbaji was confused again.

"Don't you know?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Xin Baji in surprise, "Isn't this quite common? It can be found everywhere in War and StarCraft."

"Really?! Are today's interstellar wars fought with such inferior cannons?!"

"Can you please listen to what I have to say!" Jiang Cheng sighed softly and then explained, "The abbreviation is W..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Chengcheng was knocked down by Kagura and Gintoki.

"W? W what? What should I add after W? Is it S or C? Hello? Re-explain it!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Oji-chan, if you win first place, can you give me the prize~" Kagura's watery Kazilan stared straight at Jiang Cheng with her big eyes.

"Although I really want to help Kagura-chan get first place, but... I really don't want to get first place..." Jiang Cheng scratched his head in embarrassment and said.

"Huh? Don't you want to be first? Why?" Xin Baji asked curiously.

"In short, I really don't want this first place at all. If there is a reason..." At this point, Jiang Cheng turned away and did not continue.