Maybe a Fake Gintama

But at this time, Shinpachi could barely hear what the Hyakuhua members who were immersed in making snow sculptures were saying in the side of Yoshihara's work.

Xin Baji took two steps forward curiously, and finally he was able to hear clearly.

"For Jiang Chengsama's human body display!"

"For Jiang Chengsama's nude health class!"

"For the sake of Jiang Chengsama's human body!"

"For Jiang Chengsama's [beep——]!"

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"Hey, what are they working hard for..." Shinbaji complained expressionlessly, "Will the winner of this game get something like that?"

"Xin Baji, kill me." Jiang Cheng turned his head and said seriously to Xin Baji.

"Please solve this kind of thing yourself." Xin Bajia replied expressionlessly.

"Hey, lend us this [Armstrong Cyclo-Acceleration Jet Armstrong Cannon] for a while." Yue Yong came here at some unknown time and said.

"Are you kidding! This is our work!" Gintoki was unhappy upon hearing this.

"We just need to install the weapons, please." A group of Baihua members came over at some point and said together.

"What do you mean, the only thing missing is the installation of weapons..." Gintoki shouted, but at this moment, he caught a glimpse of Yoshihara's works, a total of four statues of Jiangcheng, three wearing clothes, and one without clothes...

"Please! All that's left is the installation of the weapons!"

"That's enough for you! What do you mean it only requires the installation of a weapon! Is there such an inferior cannon installed between my buttocks?!!!" Jiang Cheng roared.

"Who told Jiang Chengsama not to let us watch and learn, we can only rely on our imagination~" a Baihua member said angrily.

"Your imagination is too much!" Jiang Cheng yelled again, "And why do you want to use me as a statue? Can't you just choose a subject?! What do you want the protagonist to do?! Readers' imaginations are super It’s scary! What do you want me to do with such an inferior cannon installed between my buttocks?! Even Optimus Prime and Gundam wouldn’t install a cannon in that area!”

"Is it okay to install it in other parts?" A Baihua member raised his hand and asked.

"No part is allowed! No need to install it at all! Put the clothes on me! No need to be naked! Ah, I made a mistake, I put the clothes on the snow sculpture!"

"Is that so?" A Baihua member hung a piece of clothing on a certain part of the statue.

"Are you looking down on me?! Can such small clothes cover me?! Do you think I am a three-year-old child who has not yet developed?!" Jiang Cheng was a little crazy.

"I don't want to think about who to blame. Who told you not to let us observe~"

"That's right~"

"Obviously, we can restore it one to one as long as we take a look~"

"If you are not satisfied, you can expand it~"

Listening to you complaining about your Baihua members, Jiang Cheng just wants to bury his head in the snow.

"If you don't mind, you can use mine." Hasegawa said, pointing to a mosaic part of the snow sculpture he made.

"How could Jiang Chengsama have such a disgusting thing!" As he said that, a group of Baihua members picked up snowballs and attacked the mosaic part crazily.

"Why do you praise me so much that I want to cry..." Jiang Cheng said, wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"At least it should be the shiny gold one!" said a Baihua member.

"Search, search, search."

"What on earth do you imagine my place to be..." Jiang Chengzhen was almost driven crazy, and even had the idea of ​​letting them have a look. But after thinking about it again, maybe this is their conspiracy, no! You must keep your own bottom line! Keep your bottom line as the protagonist! Keep the bottom line of this novel! [Beep——] Never show anything!

Thinking of this,

Jiang Cheng raised his head again, showing a determined look on his face.

Seeing this scene, all the Baihua members secretly spat, [The battle failed! 】

"Why do you put on an expression of [failed in battle]! How much do you want to see Jiang Chengsang's [beep——]!" Shinbachi complained loudly.

But at this moment, a snowball thrown by someone knocked the mosaic part of the Hasegawa statue away.

"Ah, my [beep——]!" Hasegawa shouted, falling straight down and vomiting blood.

"It's just that the [Beep--] of the statue is gone! What do you call your [Beep--]! Do you have any strange connection with the statue?!" Shinbachi complained again.

However, the part of the mosaic that flew out was inserted into the work of the Kabukicho Casino nearby.

"Hey! What are you doing!" The leader, the shirtless man, shouted as he led a group of people and prepared to rush over.

However, amid the swooshing sound of silence, the people in the casino finally retreated in recognition.

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"That's not me, that's not me, that's not me..." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and closed his eyes and muttered something silently, "That's not me, definitely not me, I'm not like that..."

Finally, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, squinted and smiled and said, "I am already immune."

"Why do you look away and don't want to face the facts?" Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.

"What are you talking about? What does the snow sculpture they made have to do with me?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "That's just their fantasy. They don't understand the real me."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng looked at the statue made by Baihua and saw a huge golden [Armstrong Spin Accelerator Jet Armstrong Cannon] standing somewhere on the statue.

"Gintoki, I'll leave the protagonist of this work to you. I'm going to the bridge over there to have a bowl of soup to warm up." With that said, Jiang Cheng walked in the other direction.

"Where is the bridge? Can you please stop deceiving yourself! If you really cross it, you will die!" Xin Bajiu quickly stopped him, "Yin Sang, please help me, Jiang Cheng Sang is going crazy! Everything has happened. I hallucinated the Naihe Bridge!"

"As long as it's not Santu River, it doesn't matter." Gintoki replied casually.

"Both are almost the same! It's just that one is the Japanese version and the other is the Chinese version!" Xin Baji tried his best to pull Jiang Cheng's clothes, but it didn't help. Jiang Cheng was still walking in a certain direction. .

"Mother-in-law, don't add sugar." Jiang Cheng said to the air with a smile.

"Hey! Are you here already?! Are you ready to serve the soup?!" Shinpachi said and looked at Gintoki again, "Gin-san! It's really a critical moment! We have already asked Po Meng to start serving the soup! !”

"Really? Remember to pack one for me. I want more sugar." Gintoki replied from behind.

"Thank you." Jiang Cheng raised his hand, but was interrupted by Xin Bajie.

"You must not drink it! If you drink it, you will die!" Xin Baji shouted, and knocked Jiang Cheng's hand away as he tried to catch something.

"I'm sorry, mother-in-law, I don't know why I spilled the soup." Jiang Cheng said apologetically to the front, "Hey? Can I really have another bowl? Then please."

"You don't have to ask her for this kind of thing! Another bowl or something will make the people queuing behind very troubled!" Xin Baji was still trying to stop Jiang Cheng, "It's not an option to continue like this. Just..."

As he said that, Xin Baji's lenses flashed and he looked at the naked statue that made Jiang Cheng collapse.

"Kagura-chan! Fire at will at three o'clock!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Understood!" Kagura took out his umbrella and started shooting wildly in the direction of three o'clock.

Finally, the statue that drove Jiang Cheng crazy was destroyed by Kagura...

"Jiang Chengsang, that statue has been destroyed! Wake up quickly!" Shinbaji shouted.

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, and then looked at the air in front of him again, "Mother-in-law, I can't taste the taste of this soup..."

Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell down.

"Hey! Have you drank it yet?!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Damn little girl, what are you doing?!" A group of Baihua members rushed towards Kagura and surrounded Kagura.

"Hey, this little girl seems to be Jiang Chengsama's niece." A Baihua member said.

"Huh? Really?" Another Baihua member asked doubtfully.

"When I look at you, you haven't read Chapters 80 to 86!" another Baihua member said.

"Jiangcheng sama's niece is our Baihua's niece! Jiangcheng sama's [beep——] is our Baihua's [beep——]!" A member of Baihua nodded and said.

"Search!"

"Let's search! What are you thinking in your heads!" Xin Bajiao roared, "Can't you see what Jiang Chengsang has been forced into by you?!"

"Jiangcheng sama~" All the members of Baihua rushed to Shinpachi's side in an instant.

"This is... an opportunity!" All Baihua members said at the same time, "An opportunity to watch Jiang Chengsama [beep——]!"

"Are you still thinking about this at this time?!" Xin Baji said frantically.

"It makes sense. What if Jiang Chengsama wakes up and knows that we have done such a thing?"

"I think it's okay. After all, Jiang Chengsama is very good at Asasi, and he will definitely not blame us."

"Then come on!" A Baihua member shouted and all the Baihua members rushed over.

"Spare Jiang Chengsang!" Xinbajiu saw that the situation was wrong and directly dragged Jiang Chengsang away, "He is also the protagonist after all!"

"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore!" a Baihua member shouted while chasing.

"How come it doesn't matter! It doesn't matter what you think!" Shinpachi lowered his body to avoid a few kunai, and continued to run away without looking back, "This is the bottom line! The bottom line of being the protagonist! The bottom line of this work! "

"You Four Eyes, put down Jiang Chengsama for me!"

"No! I don't want to die!" Xin Baji shouted as he ran, "If no one else cares, then I have to protect these bottom lines! Leave Jiang Chengsang's [beep——] to me." !”

Voice-over: Hello! It's not your turn to protect me! !

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