Me and my Husband Sleep in a Coffin

"This is a mobile phone, you can communicate with people thousands of miles away, and you can order takeout. Oh, takeout is for others to give you food--"

"These are some instructions, all about home appliances, um-I just bought a lot of children’s books in the mall, I think you need these things, and there is a hundred-word recognition map, you probably don’t understand modern words. Right."

"--Here are some clothes that Ronaldinho and I bought. These are canned snacks and all kinds of edible things."

"Oh right! There is this card! This card is made with my name, there are half a million in it. Of course I know that Liao Yuejian doesn't have more than this price, this price can't even afford the scratches on it, but You use it first, the password is—"

Sister Lei pointed at the things in the house with women's patience and attentiveness and explained them to one side. Ronaldinho was still showing Wen Feng how to use TV refrigerators washing machines and water heaters.

Wenfeng half closed her eyes and hugged her arms, she seemed not interested at all.

Of course, if Xiaoba explained to him, he might be able to hug Xiaoba's waist while looking at those strange things with a smile.

just now?

We heard that the big brother watched the cold sweat under his eyes, thinking that his explanation was not clear enough and he was more vigorous than pointing at the electric Ronaldinho.

quite a while.

Wenfengjin: Gee.

Ronaldinho: ...Does he look bad to me? Boom! definitely is!

And on the other side.

Wang Xiaoma nodded and said to Sister Lei: "Okay, I get it." He took the phone and the card, opened the phone easily under Sister Lei's surprised expression, and looked at the software downloaded above skillfully.

Yo! There are pesticides and chicken!

If it wasn’t for Lei Sister’s watching, Wang Xiaozai just wanted to log in to his own number and play happily!

"You learn really fast." Sister Lei said with a sincere admiration.

In fact, Wang Xiaoma, who was originally a modern man, bent his eyes. The little pride and softness made the 30-year-old Lei sister forget that this is a big dumpling, and wanted to put his hand on his head and pat lightly. Shoot.

Like a small animal, he died softly.

In fact, Wang Xiaozai's appearance should be warm and gentle as a warm man, but because of Wang Xiaoma's stupid soul, he looks like a milk dog.

"You don't care about us, don't underestimate the wisdom of the ancients, we will adapt to it immediately." Wang Xiaoma said it deliberately easier, and Lei nodded with a smile.

"OK, then you rest in the villa today for a day, as for those things." She pointed to a parcel on the ground, "I will quickly shoot these treasures in the tomb palace, and I won't give you all the cards if I get any money. in."

Wang Xiao froze for a moment, "Why?"

Sister Lei shrugged. "You gave me Liao Yuejian. For me, that is the greatest treasure. I am a swordsman. I go to the ground frequently because I want to see the legendary magic weapons. Now I not only see it I also got it. I can’t be too greedy, or I’ll lose myself.”

"In short, how do I repay you all normal, peace of mind." Sister Lei raised her hand and slapped it on Wang Xiaomao's shoulder, "To be honest, I feel that you really are not like dumplings and monsters, so let's do A friend is okay, by the way, thank you for me, Liao Yuejian."

"Okay." Wang Xiaoma nodded, facing Lei's smile suddenly felt that there is still warmth in this world.

People always have good and bad, even if they go deep into the darkness, they can search the sun.

After telling Wen Fengjin for a long time, Ronaldinho, who was making him cry, watched the master beckon him, and assaulted **** quickly.

Sister Lei picked up her bag and waved to Wang Xiaomei.

"Then let's go first, if there is any mobile phone contact, use that button, and remember to charge the mobile phone." Lei sister made a call gesture and looked back at Xiao Xiao after Wang Xiao's response. The news is exhausted.

Treating the Lord of the Thousand-Year-Old Tomb Palace, which shocked him from the beginning, Sister Lei nodded respectfully, and then left Ronaldinho, who was rushing out of the door.

The moment the door was closed, Wang Xiaoba relaxed.

His eyes flickered with stars, and he jumped into his arms.

"Aoao-I have a mobile phone hahaha, there is a net!!! I want to play all the games I didn't play~~~ and the anime I didn't watch!"

"Then I have to order a lot of milk tea, hamburger, cola, fried chicken, crayfish, and more! We have a lot of money now! We will go on a tour now! Go through all the places that haven't been!"

Glad to have become a little lunatic Wang Xiaozai legs rumbling rumbling cross-legged.

Wenfeng smiled softly, holding his ass.

"Ah, right! Can I eat those things now?! I forgot to ask." Wang Xiaoma suddenly lowered her head in panic and heard the wind.

It seemed that if the wind said nothing or shook his head, the flames in the eyes of the dogs would go out, and the small ears that did not exist would hang pitifully.

"Yes." Wenfeng said.

At that moment, the eyes of the person with his neck wrapped around him shone, and the non-existent ears also stood up sharply. If there is a tail, the tail must become a propeller and go straight to the sky.

Wang Xiaozao loosened the claws that encircled Wenfeng's neck, and smiled with his hips hahahaha.

It turned into a little madman ‘popping’ and clicking his phone!

"Milk tea fried chicken cola! Crayfish burgers take food! Ha ha ha ha - Wang Wang Wang!"

In this posture, Wen Feng leaned on the tiny buttocks with excellent elasticity in his hand, and looked up at Wang Xiaomei unsmiling.

"Xiao ba, do not learn to bark."

"Wang Wangwang."

"Hehehe..."

A hoarse and **** low smile came from Wen Feng's mouth, he could not help but hug his little madman, and slowly walked around this house, facing the buildings, transportation, and those that were completely different from the millenniums ago. The inexplicable appliances and this house suddenly adapted a lot.

Yes, it won't take everything at once.

Captain America slept for seventy years and returned to the modern age and still felt at a loss, let alone a thousand years.

On the road, Wang Xiaoba looked at the cars and horses outside. He pointed to himself and Wen Feng smiled and said: "We are just two unearthed cultural relics."

This sentence has to be said that Yingjing is going to die.

That night, Wang Xiaomei simply took a shower with Wenfeng, because they were afraid that they wouldn’t use hot water. The two of them washed together. They looked at the little rice dumplings, and they wanted to do something. Just put your hands up...

Purple shower gel was squeezed.

Wen Fengjin: "...what is this."

Wang Xiaoba: "Well? Don't you want shower gel? Do you want shampoo?"

All the news: "..."

"Oh, I know!" Xiao Xiao, who felt that she had gotten to her old attack point, was lying in a large bathtub to let Wenfeng lean on herself, and then took a lot of shampoo to smell a lot of wind, "You Won’t you use shampoo? It’s easy to use! I’ll wash it for you first.”

After he finished talking, he rubbed his head frantically and scrubbed it.

Brother Wen who sat in the bathtub with no expression of foam on his head: …oh.

"Ah! Don't bow your head, it will flow into your eyes." Wang Xiaomeng just finished, smelling the wind and stinging his left eye, and the scented liquid with stimulation stimulated Wenfeng to close his eyes.

He looked up and opened his right eye, looking startled, and quickly pulled the towel to wipe the left eye of him.

The white foam was wiped off, the hot water vapor came up, and Wang Xiaoma wiped it, and the overly feminine and beautiful face was sharp and vigorous, and the long and narrow pupils were closed one and the other. Look up at him.

Even if it hurts, it is full of tolerance.

"..."

Wang Xiaoba pursed his lips, then lowered his head on his lips.

The scented bath water is hot mist, the lips are squeezed, the plump and soft lips are sticky and separated again, with excellent elasticity...

and……

It's too sweet.

Wang Xiaoma covered the side of her mouth and turned pink from behind the ear to the tip of the ear. He sniffed the wind and raised the corner of his mouth to close his eyes against the belly of his lover, unprepared.

In fact, this is also very satisfying, if you can be around him, this will also be satisfied... However, I am probably greedy, I want to smell the wind, and my arms cut through the water to bring out the water and gently put it on the edge of the bathtub.

When the washing was finished, Xiaoba pulled Wen Dao to put on his robe and was excited to order a lot of food with his mobile phone. A table was full of his favorite dishes.

Smelling the smell of the nose was too strong, and frowned.

In fact, people started to pay attention to health a long time ago, and the smell of oil and salt was very light, and he didn't need to eat, so he tried a small amount of smell and let go.

Xiaoba, who is immersed in the world of food, didn't find it. After eating, he took out his mobile phone and took out his phone. He wanted to listen to songs, play games, and watch anime.

I hope to be able to split countless countless self-addiction.

A little bit of time passed, when Wang Xiaoya, who was immersed in the game, was suddenly covered by his eyes, he was startled with a scream, but turned back to see the gloomy face.

Xiao Xiao, who was originally interrupted by the game and was about to make a fire, saw the cold face when she heard the wind.

"What, what?"

"It's already evening."

Hearing the stubborn face, he looked at him intently.

Little stunned, he subconsciously looked out the window and found that the whole room was dark. He didn't know when to lie down in the coffin. At the first glance, it was almost dawn! The phone is hot and shut down.

Wang Xiaoma found out that he was addicted to the game for a while, and completely ignored the news...

He looked at the man with a bad face, and suddenly felt a little guilty. He came to the ground as if he had come to his own territory, doing his own thing arbitrarily, completely forgetting that the wind was really the first time to come to the ground, and He was too excited today and ignored others, so Wen Feng sat with him for a long time...

In other words, it seems that Wen Fengjin didn't eat any food, probably don't like the taste...

Wang Xiaomei felt even more guilty at this thought.

He lowered his head and placed the phone on the floor outside the coffin. Because the bedroom had a bed, they were in the coffin with the balcony and floor-to-ceiling windows in the empty study.

"I'm wrong..." Wang Xiaolan dipped his head and plucked his mouth. He watched the wind from the bottom up, and carefully cried out: "Are you angry?"

Wen Feng's face was ugly and he didn't speak. He clearly said he was angry, and he looked at the thing called'mobile phone', and his favorability was completely zero!

Wang Xiaoma hit his head on the chest that smelled the wind, and his head rubbed him hard.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong--"

Wen Feng's face was rubbed against him, and within a minute, he smiled.

Wang Xiaozongzi caught immediately, hehe smiled and was holding the head shape of the messed up henhouse, and he used his face to shamelessly continue to scan the neck of the big brother.

Finally, the little head of melon seeds was held down, and the wind was helpless and funny, and his fingers were knocked on his head.

"Okay, it's time to sleep."

"okay!"

Wang Xiaoma made a trip to the coffin, and worm-likely drilled into the arms of the wind, and unkindly nested in the chest with a bitter smell.

After the memory was restored, the invisible diaphragm between them disappeared in an instant, and everything skilled was like an old wife and old wife.

The two hugged and fell asleep, without a dream overnight.

[The author has something to say: Today is second, catch the insect later.

Friends come to dinner, haha]