Me and my Husband Sleep in a Coffin

The next day, Wang Xiaozai, who thought he would get better, now, now, immediately understood that he thought too much.

The reasons are as follows:

Wang Xiaomao: "Today we come to learn how to integrate into modern society. It is not the way it was when we were in the Northland. We are very peaceful and peaceful. Here we don’t need to worry about what will happen. The biggest thing is the daily crowded bus. Step on shoes or quarrel with drunks on the roadside."

All the news: ￣へ￣

Wang Xiaozao: "Of course, there are still some emergencies, such as thieves who steal mobile phones, etc., so I promised that I can’t easily take the wind, you can probably lift their heavenly cover under the slap, by the way. Passers-by look at their brains."

All the news: ￣へ￣

Wang Xiaoba: "Also, things about our ability must be kept secret! Uh, and we have to do good things. Understand, in order to prevent the kind of system, you must not kill people. Well, when someone encounters the correct way It’s an alarm."

All the news: ￣へ￣

"Why are you so embarrassed...what do you want to say!!!" Wang Xiao, who finally couldn't stand it for a long time, turned the table!

Wen Feng thought about it for a while, and said, "I can't kill people. If I get into trouble, I will call the police. I know."

Wang Xiaomei raised her eyebrows doubtfully: "Do you really know?"

"Got it." Wenfeng nodded.

then--

In the mall

Wearing a black jacket, denim black trousers and short boots, with long silver hair tied into ponytails, hands with hands in his pockets, the face is so beautiful that he even has some sharp men, frowning and screaming at him, taking pictures and even asking for signals. Took out the phone.

"Hello, the police?"

Wang Xiaoma: "..."

————Worri.

"Are you brother Cos! Do you have WeChat little brother- ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Your hair is really fake! The hair of the lying trough is almost handsome!"

"Little brother, where are you from, what are you and the people next to you in cos? Wow -----!!! They even held hands!!!" When Wenfeng made some frowns, he frowned uncomfortably and wanted to think again. Patience with Wang Xiaozai's words came down, and when he was about to take Xiaoba away, the crowd burst into fierce screams again.

Wang Xiaoma: "..."

People who don't know the truth only think that the other party is a member of a society, but the value of this member is too high.

Several girls stared frantically at the wind and sucked their saliva in their faces and hair.

The man is white and black in style!

When Wen Fengjin and Wang Xiaomei held hands, the heart of the house rot named "I got ten dollars for marriage" was burning fiercely.

They were happy and did not take any malicious excitement to take pictures, followed them all the way, and even the people on the side saw them like a TV star like a ‘star’. They also came over and wanted to make small videos.

Seeing that there was more and more trouble behind him, Wang Xiaomei immediately gave up the purchase plan and went all the way around to get rid of those behind him.

But on the road, some people looked at them in surprise, turning back and secretly taking photos at a rate of 200%.

If it weren't for the wind and now his face is too ugly, if someone wants to lift your skull in minutes, it will probably evolve into what it was just now.

After returning home, Wen Feng exhausted and asked, "Why did they attack me."

Wang Xiaoma looked at the ugly face of Brother Wen and couldn’t help laughing. “Haha, that’s not attacking you. They just think you’re super handsome and super stylish. They want to know you. Just take photos and wechat. Say what you like, you can be content, if ordinary people absolutely do not have such treatment."

If I could be blocked by girls when I was in college and asked for a mobile phone number, that would be enough for a year.

But the failure to go out shopping for the first time also made Wang Xiaozai understand the truth.

——Even if the clothes are changed, they are too eye-catching.

Even if you can use sunglasses on your face-forget it, even the kind of person who can wear the jacket and black pants into a lonely and abstinent department, even with sunglasses-oh!

So at night, Wang Xiaomei took the scissors and said to Wenfeng.

"Let's cut our long hair!"

Wang Xiaoma thought very well, but was met with fierce opposition.

Wen Fengjin stood up and looked at the scissors in his hand, wrinkling a deep fold in the middle of his eyebrows.

"Parents who have body and skin, cut their hair like beheading. I will not cut it, nor will I allow you to cut it."

"..."

Wang Xiaomao: ...He never realized that Wenfeng was an ancient man at this moment.

In ancient times, hair cutting was regarded as a very, very humiliating thing, even if it was dead.

"Unless I die, I won't let anyone cut your hair, including yourself." You deep pupils occupy most of the narrow eyes. When he looked over, he had anger in his eyes and squeezed Wang Xiaohua with his hands. Scissors in hand.

Wang Xiaoba can only let go of his hand and let Wen Feng take the scissors away. Some are helplessly hugged by this too stubborn man in some places. The skinny big hand passes through the long black hair in the back of Xiaoba.

Wen Feng kissed his hair.

"Haircutting is a very common thing, you see men on the street have short hair..." Wang Xiaola muttered.

"That's not my idea, nor are they people I care about." Wen Feng said again, like a warning, "No hair cutting, no one is allowed to touch your hair. Otherwise I don't mind doing anything to them ."

"..." Wang Xiaoma pouted, a little angry, but still a little unspeakable happy, probably happy that the other party cares about him so much.

How can I be a girl, Wang Xiao Zongzi disgusts himself, but still can't help but stick the cool tip of the nose to the man's neck to smell the bitter fragrance of his body.

"Do you understand?" Wen Feng frowned, rubbing his long hair.

"Got it!" Wang Xiaola vomited: "Betrayal!"

The wind that was said to be pedantic was silent, and the cold air pressure almost froze the vase.

At this point, the first outing was a complete failure.

I have studied alphabetic pinyin for two more days at home, as well as traffic rules, some use of currency, etc. At this time, Sister Lei also called to inquire about their adaptation and informed him that something had been auctioned, and the money would be remitted in the afternoon.

To celebrate, Wang Xiaoma intends to take Wen Feng to the restaurant with the best restaurant on the phone.

Prior to this, Wang Xiaozai also wrote down all possible precautions and some necessary phone numbers on the slap-top notebook so that Wenfeng could carry it with him.

After everything was prepared, he and Wen Fengjin took the mask this time and went out again.

but……

Wang Xiaoma looked at the men and women who were behind to take photos again, and it was estimated that they were regarded as a star or a famous cos again.

However, it is really difficult to put him together with the ordinary shopping brother on the road just because of the aggressive, characteristic eyebrows and the long silver pony tail.

Fortunately, this time their goal was a restaurant rather than a mall, so they also avoided a lot of trouble, and when they entered the restaurant, all the people were scattered.

This hotel is a private room except for the window on the first floor, and the reception is really good. Even the whimsical and his strange long hair dress did not attract any extra emotions from the waiter.

The young woman wearing a catering uniform was stunned for a moment and asked politely: "Welcome, how many sir? Have you made an appointment?"

"Yes." Wang Xiaoma took out his mobile phone and showed the waiter the order.

After reading it, she took them to the private room upstairs very enthusiastically. When she arrived at the private room, she quickly ordered the food. After the waiter smiled and left with the menu, Wang Xiaola took off the mask on her mouth and collapsed into a chair.

Wen Fengjin also took off the mask, although he didn't say it, his expression was much better.

"It is said on the Internet that although their dishes are light, the ingredients are super fresh, and the vegetable meatball soup is super delicious, and the perch is also delicious!"

"Just like it."

Since the incident of Yan Chun, Wang Xiaoma's body has become like a living person just like the smell of the wind. At this time, the tip of the nose is hot and sweat comes out.

Wen Fengjin saw the dense small drops of water gently scraped off with his fingers.

"Is it hot?"

"Well, a little bit at first, after all, this weather is wearing long hair." Wang Xiaoma wiped his forehead with his hand, and he looked up. "But it will be cool in a while, this room has air conditioning. Both hands and face are Khan, I'm going to the bathroom to wash, do you go?"

He shook his head when he heard the wind.

So Wang Xiaomei stood up and went to the bathroom by himself. He washed his hands with cold water and washed his face. When he wiped his tissues from the wall box, he didn’t know who was behind him. .

Wang Xiaoma was afraid that water might get into his eyes, so he looked back half-squinted, and could only see a man waving at him, and said apologetically: "Sorry, sorry, I think you have long hair, I thought The girl was in the wrong toilet, haha, sorry brother."

"Oh, it's okay." Wang Xiaoba wiped a face. The man with long hair to his legs is indeed a rare misunderstanding and normal. He didn't take it seriously and continued to wipe his face with a tissue.

After returning to the room, he sat lazily next to Wen Fengjin, and the dishes were also served. When Xiaoma took chopsticks to grab the vegetables, Wen Fengjin suddenly frowned at the small piece of clothes on his shoulder and asked, "You Who did you meet just now?"

"What?" Wang Xiaoba turned his head and asked vaguely the tail of the fried shrimp. The shrimp tail would shake up and down when he talked.

Wen Feng looked at him with a funny look, loosened the piece of clothing, and then half closed his eyes and extended his fingers to the place like a dust bomb.

"It's okay, let's finish after we eat."

The unknown Wang Xiaobo kept sweeping all the dishes in his stomach, and thought about catching a lot of wind.

After they finished eating, they picked up the teapot and poured a cup of tea and handed it to Wang Xiaomei, saying, "Someone wants to follow you."

Wang Xiaoba was startled.

"Huh? Follow me? Why?"

"I'm not sure, but it's not an ordinary person, and it's not too difficult." Wenfeng drank a sip of tea. "It's probably because you feel a different breath, so I want to confirm it."

Wang Xiaolan's eyes widened: "Isn't that what it is, catching the demon? Found that I'm actually a big dumpling?!"

"No, there's nothing to catch the demon." Wen Feng laughed: "It's just some craftsmen with **** skills. His things were broken by me. We will go again at night, and he will definitely chase it."

Wang Xiaoma was even more afraid: "Are they all so stiff?"

Wen Feng tried to whip up the corner of his lips: "They just lack their brains."

"..."

I didn't expect to be identified so quickly, so Wang Xiaoma couldn't sit on the chair but was so disturbed that the whole hand was stirred.

The word'counseling' has been posted on the head.

Like a frightened cat, I wish I could nest in my arms.

In this way, cold sweat persevered until the night. Wang Xiaoba pinched Wen Wen's hand and walked out of the hotel door, turning into an owl-like head without a dead end, to see if anyone followed.

Watching this fearful look, he smiled secretly and said nothing.

It wasn't until he walked into a small alley and turned to face him that he patted Wang Xiaohuai's head.

"Okay, it should be here."

"What, what?" Wang Xiaoma stared nervously at the alley.

As he said, a figure slowly walked into the alley with his light behind him, and Wang Xiaozai discovered that it was the man who had shot him in the toilet.

The other side narrowed his eyes and held something, he suddenly smiled.

"Hum~ You two are so weird, I guess you are not simple people, but I am an authentic disciple of eight serious books, seeing that I have not given up to resist surrender!"

Wang Xiaozao, who had never seen him before, shivered, and the big brother sneered.

The other party immediately blushed when he heard this ridiculous laugh, showing a black iron pestle in his hand.

"Hey, White Crane spreads its wings!"

"Hey, Black Tiger!"

"Hey, Dapeng spread his wings!"

Then Sao Bao put a poss and shouted, "Oh, die!"

After he finished talking, he rushed over, smelled the wind and pushed Wang Xiaoma away, then squinted and raised his leg.

‘Oh! ’

The man with long legs swept away, and the man who rushed like a ball screamed, turned 360 degrees in a spiral, and slapped onion into the alley trash can.

Wang Xiaoma: "..."

All the news: Oh, bells and whistles.

[The author has something to say: Erkan~~~

3700 words, I accidentally wrote too much.

Catch bugs later

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