Meat bomb impact from Naruto

Chapter 85: Smart Scorpion

It is the same as the sign of heavy rain. Although there is no thunder, the wine barrel can already smell the "moisture", or "magnetism".

It tastes like rust that has been left for a long time, and a bit like blood. Once it gets into the nose or mouth, it will immediately make people feel hiccups and want to vomit.

But the barrel doesn't care.

Although he could smell the smell, the smell of alcohol surging in his mouth had already covered it up.

If you don't taste it carefully, you won't be able to taste it at all.

Then the barrel burped again.

Although there was a long distance between them, Scorpion seemed to have smelled the stench of the wine burps in the mouth of the wine barrel, and couldn't help but feel sick.

Although he usually doesn't care much about it, sometimes he is very particular about personal hygiene.

It's not a mysophobia, but for people in the Kingdom of Wind, because of the heavy wind and sand, if a decent person wants to be respected, he has to constantly clean the sand on his hair.

Xie is a decent man. When he left Sand Hidden Village, even though he was wanted, he did so in a decent manner.

Several squads of hunting ninjas chased him for a long time, but he finally killed them all one by one and turned them into human puppets one by one.

Moreover, they are all very "clean" human puppets, spotless and even cleaner than when they were born.

Because they are human puppets, and Scorpion wants to collect them.

For collectibles, Scorpio can't wait to rub them hundreds of times a day.

In addition, he had hundreds of human puppets, so he developed this habit over time. He would not be happy if someone else might dirty his puppets.

Even in battle.

Now that Xie Ke saw the slovenly appearance of the wine barrel, to be honest, he was really afraid that the wine barrel would be stabbed to death before he could escape from the sand and iron boundary, and what was in his body was not flesh and blood, but wine.

That kind of dirty wine! And when it comes out of his body, the wine is his "vomit"!

How can one let his vomit get on his human puppet!

Quick victory, clean and tidy, Scorpio thought.

He has never cared as much as he does today about whether the other party will dirty his human puppet.

Originally, in his mind, when the enemy was killed by him and the blood splashed on the human puppet, it was equivalent to helping to wash the puppet, but it made him even more bloodthirsty and excited!

But now!

When he recalled the time when the barrel was holding a large barrel of wine and drinking, he felt that the barrel was not a person, but purely a "wine man".

It's a balloon filled with wine that once punctured, will explode immediately and spill wine all over him!

"whispering sound……"

Scorpion began to look fishy-eyed and disgusted. The hand that was originally raised high and ready to activate the Sand Iron Boundary Technique hovered in the air and hesitated.

He is now like a child who is afraid that others will break his toy. Let alone touching it, he doesn't want to take it out and play with it in front of others.

never mind.

Scorpio finally thought.

The movements of his hands gradually converged, and slowly, even the magnetic sand was peeled off the top of the wine barrel little by little, and fell to the ground.

Seeing this, Jiugong was a little surprised, but he tried his best not to hit him if he could. But he didn't know what this Scorpio was going through in his heart. He actually went from testing and probing at the beginning, to wanting to kill him at the end, and now.

Stop easily.

The third-generation Kazekage puppet turned into a ball of air and disappeared. After the smoke screen dissipated, Scorpion moved his wrists to cut off the chakra lines and threw it on the ground, waiting for it to slowly disappear.

Because the magnetic sand lost its guidance, it was blown by the wind and flew everywhere.

After they finally dispersed, Scorpion walked towards the wine barrel with a straight face.

"Congratulations, you passed my test." Xie said, missing the wine barrel and trying to lead him forward.

Looking at Xie who didn't know why Sima had a face, Jiugong looked confused, but still followed him.

Because he hates wine barrels, when Scorpion sees a wine barrel, he will think of his jump that goes against common sense of physics, so he distances himself away, rubs his aching temples, and says in a strange tone:

"Don't be lucky. If I don't activate the Sand and Iron Boundary Technique, I'm assuming that you will never be able to escape. Killing you will not do any good to the organization, and I have no way to explain it to the leader. Although you destroyed my favorite Fei Liu Hu

, but I won’t trouble you now. Of course, if I think of it one day and you mess with me again, haha..."

After saying that, Scorpion left without looking back and ignored the wine barrel again.

The wine barrel followed behind without saying a word.

He didn't feel depressed, but felt a little pity.

It's a pity that Xie didn't use the Sand and Iron Boundary Technique.

Although he knew that Sand Iron Boundary Magic was a small ultimate move of Scorpion, he still wanted to use his ultimate move to test whether his body bomb impact could change his body in that short period of time.

Faster and faster.

pity!

Scorpion actually stopped fighting!

Tsk tsk!

It's all agreed upon, I'm ready to recruit you, just give it a try and stop it.

Although I don’t know what you think, but I’m really not satisfied.

Wine Barrel pouted.

To be honest, when he was a ninja in Konoha, he wanted to be drunk every day after drinking. But he couldn't do it casually, so he went to find some mission to do and teach those bandits and bandits a lesson.

Class, and make yourself happier by the way.

It's a pity that now he has separated from Konoha and no longer belongs to Konoha, so no matter how much he wants to make people happy, there is no reason or channel at all. He can only go shopping on the roadside and see injustice on the road.

Draw the sword, oh no, draw the bucket to help.

I finally caught Xie today, and I thought I could have a good discussion with him so that I could practice my skills no matter what happened, right?

Well, this guy hasn't done much yet, so he just quit.

Boring!

This Red Sand Scorpion is so stable!

It’s so boring!

"well."

Sighing, Jiugong could only endure it even if his hands were itchy. When he went to the Akatsuki organization, he could continue to hook up with people in the organization.

Thinking of this, Jiugong felt a little happier, and he then thought of an "old rival".

"Dried persimmon Kisame."

He smiled.

To be honest, when he thought of this name, he could recall the scene when they were with him and when they fought with him, they were choking each other's necks.

Don't be too funny!

Missed so much!

"Hey, Shark, here I come!"

Liquor was thinking about Kisame and chased after Scorpion who was leaving.

At this moment, there was a big rock not far away.

"A sneeze!"

A man sneezed and took off his hood, revealing a dark blue shark face.

"I always feel like something is weird."

He thought, stood up, and followed the barrel.

He was entrusted by Mr. Itachi to ensure the safety of the wine barrel before he was killed by Sasuke.

Although he didn't know why he did this, Kisame, who had lost one of his hands, didn't think much about it.

His life was saved by Mr. Itachi, so he is willing to go through fire and water, so why should he care about necessary and unnecessary reasons?

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