Meat bomb impact from Naruto

Chapter 86

The headquarters of the Akatsuki organization is located in Yuyin Village of the Country of Rain. If Scorpion wants to drag Keg into the Akatsuki organization, he must take him by boat through the Country of Water, return to the Country of Fire, and then take the land route on the road.

To the land of rain.

But Scorpion didn't want to run around with the barrel because he was tired, so he handed over this job to his partner and backer - the demolition genius Deidara.

After carrying the wine barrel through the market in the village near Green Gorge, Xie finally came to a simple thatched house with the wine barrel.

When he opened the door, there was a sudden exclamation from inside, which startled the wine barrel. However, Scorpion remained unmoved and just glanced impatiently at Deidara, who was standing behind the door with a ponytail.

At this time, Deidara had clay on his face and was wearing a rather feminine apron. He was sitting on the ground, looking sadly at the puddle of mud under Scorpion's feet.

That's right, when Scorpion came in, he didn't pay attention and trampled on Deidara's newly created masterpiece.

It was a new shape of explosive clay that he had painstakingly innovated. It could not only cause a strong explosion, but also cause a secondary explosion after blowing up people.

But now, they have all turned into a puddle of mud.

However, Scorpio was dismissive of this.

"If you let me hear similar yelling again in the future, I will remove your head and use it as a ball to kick, Deidara."

Xie didn't give Dida any face, and without even looking at him, he walked straight to the table, pulled out a chair, and sat down.

Deidara was furious, but he didn't dare to say anything.

The last time he attacked this old man, although he blew up a lot of his puppets, he was still tricked by his poisonous gas in the end, causing him to have epileptic seizures from time to time, which lasted for two or three months before he was relieved.

Therefore, Deidara did not dare to act rashly towards this old Scorpion man, no matter how unhappy or uncomfortable he felt, for fear that he would suffer from epilepsy for another two or three months.

And Scorpion didn't deliberately embarrass Deidara.

The reason is that every time he had a conflict with Deidara, his puppets became more and more bad. Although Deidara was always plotted against him in the end, he could never be killed, and the losses were too great.

The two of them were trying to check and balance each other, neither of them convinced of the other, but neither one dared to act rashly against the other.

Now, Scorpion has trampled Deidara's new masterpiece. If Deidara had his bad temper in the past, Deidara would definitely form a magic activation seal and blow up Scorpion to pieces.

But now, he just smiled, hehehe.

Because he knows that even if the scorpion is blown up, his puppet head can still be ejected at will, get into any puppet, and be resurrected.

So, it's meaningless.

"Then let me tell you, this is my new clay. If I had detonated it just now, you would be gone, Scorpion."

Deidara smiled without a smile, closed his eyes and was proud of his clay invention.

But Xie was too lazy to argue with him so much. After picking up the tea on the table and taking a few sips, Xie put the tea cup down and motioned with his eyes for the wine barrel to come through the door.

Liquor understood the look and walked over.

Scorpion is quite like a big brother. Sitting on the chair, although he looks young, he still has the aura of a gang boss.

In addition, the nearly two-meter-tall wine barrel stood behind him, as if he was a bodyguard protecting a boss.

only……

This bodyguard is quite dishonest.

Standing behind Boss Scorpion, he secretly took out the wine bottle hanging on his waist and started drinking.

Forget it, the key point is that after drinking it, he said "Ah" wantonly.

It was as if we were not in a formal occasion, but in a hot spring.

Seeing this, Deidara looked at the barrel with disdain, feeling that he had no good impression of him at all.

In his impression, people who are addicted to alcohol do nothing, not to mention that this was the first time he saw them, so unbridled and arrogant.

"who are you!"

Deidara scolded, not wanting to treat the barrel as a friend at all.

After drinking a sip of wine from the wine barrel, he was about to explain, but Xie spoke up and explained the situation for him.

"He is a newcomer who has just joined the organization. He was recommended by me. Now he has to meet with the leader to arrange other matters." Xie said, "Don't get me wrong, I have no interest in this kind of thing, but I just hope you can

When you take him there, ask the leader by the way and ask him to bring me the things he promised me."

"What? No, why did I take him there?"

Deidara realized that he was almost fooled, so he hurriedly spoke out, and glanced at the wine barrel, only to find that he had long since lost his human form, and fell asleep on the ground while drinking. He said unceremoniously,

Like a lazy pig that eats well.

Such a person could actually be the one wanted by the leader?

Are you kidding!

Deidara didn't believe it at all, and felt that Scorpion was treating him as a retarded person.

Although this is not the first time this kind of thing has happened, Scorpion has liked to call others idiots since I don't know when, and the origin of this nickname is Deidara.

As for Deidara, he just likes to set off a few fireworks to cheer and scream when fighting. Although it may make people feel unstable, Deidara feels that it's okay, at least it's not that bad.

At least one masterpiece after another has been completed.

"Yes, it's you, idiot."

Scorpio is not polite, there is nothing to discuss this time.

Although the Scorpio is very powerful in combat, it has no means of movement, unlike Deidara who can fly.

You can make a clay bird and fly it with people.

That's why Scorpio had to let him go.

Deidara also understood this, but when he saw the body of the wine barrel, he was two meters tall and fat. How big of a clay bird would he have to squeeze!

"I won't do it! I won't go!"

Deidara was in a mood. Jiugong looked at him with some curiosity and found that he actually had the feeling of a tsundere and a loli acting like a spoiled brat.

Oh, shit.

cute?

horrible!

Seeing Deidara acting coquettishly like a girl, Scorpio is not to mention how annoying he is. If you have the ability, you can fight with me. You are a grown-up man who wears your hair in a ponytail every day and makes you yell so childishly.

What's the point of being so arrogant now?

bass!

After removing the joints of his arms, Scorpion exposed the steel blade above.

The blade was dripping with venom, it was purple-black, and it began to corrode the floor when it fell to the ground.

"I'm showing off my cards. This poison was specially made by me to deal with you. It's called 'Shut Up Poison'. Once it gets on you, it will shut all three of your mouths and you won't be able to open them for the rest of your life!"

Danger!

Deidara: "!!!"

"Just go!"

Deidara was extremely reluctant, and all four mouths on his body were too frightened to say another word.

Xie then put away the knife and continued drinking tea.

Looking at this scene, Jiugong couldn't help but feel that the atmosphere was a bit subtle.

It turns out that Scorpion is 1 and Deidara is 0.

Wine barrel, aunt laughs.

At this moment, a new task suddenly popped up in my mind.

As soon as he saw the first few words, Jiutong's face darkened.

Are you still playing this game?!

[Essential mission: Put on fireworks, watch a fireworks festival with Deidara, and capture his heart. 】