Meat bomb impact from Naruto

In the original work, although Deidara is a man, because of his innocent ponytail, the moment he appeared on the stage and revealed his shadow, he was regarded as a cute girl by the majority of comic fans, and was even almost regarded as a target.

But it wasn't until Sima-faced Red Sand Scorpion appeared later that comic fans shouted that they had been fooled, and they all picked up their pants and ran away.

Coincidentally, the wine barrel was also one of them at the time.

I originally thought she was a bad girl with yellow hair and a serious face, so I could make an appointment with her happily.

I didn't expect him to be a perverted murderer who likes to play with explosives.

Not to mention flushing, whether the barrel can feel itself in his hand or not is a question.

Now you want him to date such a murderous maniac?

What's going on?

But!

The rewards given are really delicious!

Fragrant!

I don’t know what kind of weird quirk the system has, and it likes to do weird tasks like this for him.

Or maybe he did something that touched the G-spot of the system, so it started issuing a series of tasks like this.

But from the perspective of wine barrels, these don't matter.

He has only one purpose, to become stronger and trample everyone under his feet.

As for the way to become stronger, he doesn't care.

In other words, it has nothing to do with him at all.

The system can really bring him benefits, and dating a boy is not difficult.

Why not?

“Just do it!”

Jiugong thought to himself, there has to be one person who takes the initiative anyway, so why not let him move up the barrel first.

What's more, the system doesn't have any particularly excessive requirements.

He didn't say that he would kiss Deidara, nor did he say that he would do other embarrassing things with Deidara.

You two old men, what's wrong with watching a fireworks show?

no!

"Deidara...senior."

The wine barrel smiled, moved closer to Deidara, and nudged him with his elbow.

"what?!"

Deidara was feeling deflated at this time, and he was still angry, so when Liquor asked him, he immediately asked him in a friendly manner like a good senior, and asked him with a smile, "What's the matter, sweet little newcomer?"

", but with a dark face, as if someone owed him a million yuan.

"hey-hey."

Jiugong doesn't care about this. He is a big man who drinks and eats meat. How can he care about this?

So even though Deidara's attitude was very bad, Liquor still came over.

"How about we leave now? Deidara-senpai."

Hearing this, Deidara suddenly became arrogant.

"Oh, are you in a hurry? No rush."

Scorpion glanced at it.

Deidara suddenly realized something, turned his eyes, and met Scorpion's eyes.

!!!

"It's really urgent."

Deidara changed his mind, grabbed the wine barrel and left.

Although it was already evening, Deidara had a magical means of transportation called clay birds, so he arrived at a small village on the journey before it got completely dark.

There were no taverns in the village, so Jiugong and Deidara paid a certain amount of money to the local villagers and settled into their homes.

Abandoned basement, or vegetable cellar and wine cellar.

The environment is not very good, but for their wandering ninjas, it is already a very good treatment - at least they can sleep peacefully.

But tonight, Wine Barrel won't sleep.

He still has big things going on.

He hasn't finished his task yet.

We must ask Deidara out before he wants to sleep!

Jiugong thought to himself, and immediately went to find the local villagers and asked if there was any place selling fireworks or a fireworks display.

The local villagers were all from the Kingdom of Earth. Because they lived in the mountains and there were traffic jams, when Jiugong asked him, he wondered for a long time what a "fireworks display" was.

It wasn't until finally that Wine Barrel found a place.

Although it is said that there are not many people in that place, due to the very high level of economic development, the quality of the villagers is very high, so they often hold some activities to have fun.

Although Jiutong knew that this was definitely not a disco show, listening to the villagers' descriptions, it seemed that they would indeed set off something similar to fireworks.

If that's the case, then go.

"Senior, there is one nearby..."

"Don't go!"

Deidara played with the clay in his hand, showing no intention of paying attention to the barrel.

He had already seen the wine barrel asking about the fireworks display. Although he had played in many fireworks displays in the Iwagakure Ninja Village before, he still accompanied many various girls.

But he has no interest at all now.

His only interest is exploding clay.

Fireworks?

Boring.

Things for children to play with.

Hearing that Deidara didn't want to go, Jiugong thought it was a bit nonsense for a while.

There is no such thing.

I just met him, he was a man, and I invited him out to watch the fireworks.

Wow!

So romantic!

Then what?

It would be better if I really went with a girl!

Can!

male……

this……

"That's okay."

Jiugong gave up and didn't want to mention this nonsense again.

But after turning his back and thinking for a long time, he regretted it again.

What are you doing!

There is money to be made!

What are you doing?!

Worker! Worker soul!

Since I work for the system!

So, after earning this money, is it shabby?

I do not care!

"Senior, you have to stop thinking about it."

"What are you thinking about?" Deidara said impatiently, "You are a newcomer. When you first come to the organization, the first thing you think about is not how to serve the organization, but watching the fireworks? How can I say hello to you!"

"But……"

"But what!"

"But it is said that that place will launch a large-scale fireworks made once a year, which is more powerful than A-level ninjutsu."

"so what?"

"Stronger than your explosive ninjutsu!"

"???"

fart!!

"Give you a chance, say it again." Deidara was offended. He would never allow others to insult his art or look down on his artistic attainments.

Curling his fingers, a small clay spider appeared in the palm of his hand.

The barrel knew that this was Deidara's bomb. Although he didn't know how powerful it was, judging from Deidara's expression, it shouldn't be a problem to blow his barrel half to death.

grass!

"it is true."

The barrel said it again.

This time I forced myself to say it.

He was betting that Deidara would not be convinced and insisted on going to see it.

Unexpectedly, Deidara's little clay spider swelled bigger and bigger, and finally even swelled to the size of a human head.

…

this……

The color of the wine barrel remained unchanged.

At this moment, Deidara suddenly laughed, a smile that made people shudder.

"Since you said so, I'll go and have a look. If it weren't for what you said, your head would definitely move."

After saying that, he collected the little spider, put on his clothes, and walked out of the door.