Merchant of the Underworld

Seeing more and more patients gathering at the door of the office, I couldn't help but feel a little anxious, for fear of causing some trouble.

But Li Mazi said that my worries were unfounded, and what could possibly happen? Unless the dean comes to inspect in person.

Before Li Mazi finished speaking, the young nurse's loud voice sounded again at the door of the office, but this time her tone was less aggressive and more flattering: "Dean, please come this way."

I glanced at Li Mazi helplessly, and Li Mazi slapped himself: "I have a crow's mouth..."

Before I had time to think of a countermeasure, the dean came in with a group of military-looking guys: "Oh, my Dr. Chen, you have not achieved much in the past few years since you came to the hospital. It turns out that you are not good at Western medicine." , proficient in Chinese medicine! Just now, you cured a patient with enlarged liver without any surgery.

Doctor Chen? I quickly looked at the nameplate on Hua Tuo's white coat. It turned out that the doctor Hua Tuo had taken advantage of was named Chen.

The dean, with his big beer belly, kept holding Hua Tuo's hand and kept praising him for his superb medical skills and his ability to save lives and heal the wounded.

At this time, a soldier wearing gold-rimmed glasses standing behind the dean became impatient and coughed slightly. The dean stopped talking and said straight to the point: "That's it, commander of the military region." My daughter has hepatomegaly but is afraid of surgery. I heard that Dr. Chen can cure the disease with two injections, so I specially invited Dr. Chen to come to her home to treat her."

This time it was troublesome. Li Mazi and I smiled bitterly. Unexpectedly, Hua Tuo had just shown his hand and conquered not only many patients, but also the head of the military region.

The soldier seemed very anxious and saluted Hua Tuo: "Now pack your things and come home with me!"

Hua Tuo obviously didn't understand the meaning of modern words and looked at us blankly. I was about to explain, but Li Mazi covered my mouth.

The soldier didn't wait for a reply for a long time, and said angrily: "Why are you still hanging around? Come on, from today on, you will be the chief's personal doctor."

Private Doctors? Crazy enough.

Unfortunately, Hua Tuo didn't understand the word either. He pushed the arrogant soldier away and shouted: "Get out of the way! Don't delay me in diagnosing the patient, the next one."

The soldier looked at Hua Tuo in disbelief: "You dare to criticize me? You have eaten the heart of a bear and become a leopard." As a result, Hua Tuo ignored him and continued to write the prescription quickly.

Li Mazi and I lowered our heads to hold back laughter, it was such a relief!

The dean hurriedly stepped forward to smooth things over: "Dr. Chen, as long as you go there, I promise to make you the attending physician. How about that?"

Hua Tuo couldn't understand it anymore. I couldn't stand it anymore, so he explained in a low voice in classical Chinese: "What this medical officer means is to ask you to go to the general's house for a consultation."

Hua Tuo raised his eyebrows and said to the people lining up: "No, we'll be next!"

But when the patients in line saw this scene, who would dare to step forward?

When the dean saw that Hua Tuo actually rejected him, his face had already turned the color of pig liver. He gritted his teeth and pointed at Hua Tuo's nose and said, "Don't be so shameless. Believe it or not, I will kill you in minutes."

"Why does this medical officer keep saying things that I can't understand?" Hua Tuo asked calmly.

Li Mazi also came to join in the fun: "Doctor Hua, this medical officer means that if you don't obey, you will be put on death row, tortured, and slowly tortured to death."

What Li Mazi said was nondescript, but Hua Tuo still understood. Hua Tuo sneered and said: "I have been practicing medicine for decades and have never bowed down for the powerful. Doctors have the heart of a parent, even I rejected Mr. Cao, and I am still afraid of him." A little general? See a doctor if you are sick, and get out as soon as possible if you are not."

The dean was so angry that he couldn't say a word: "Are you possessed? Chen, please wait for me, I want you to look good."

After saying that, the dean and a group of people rushed out of the door, and there was warm applause in the office.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Hua Tuo finally had enough and flew into my talisman with satisfaction. Even so, he said to me with emotion, I didn't expect that most of today's patients suffer from blood stasis, mental atrophy, weak bones, and may lose their life span.

During this time, I also read some magazines about traditional Chinese medicine, and I know a little bit about the blood stasis syndrome Hua Tuo mentioned. Modern people live a better life, eat greasy food, and do not like to move. Therefore, poor blood circulation can easily cause diseases such as blood clots.

Although Li Mazi and I were very impatient listening to Hua Tuo talk about the knowledge of traditional Chinese medicine and health care, we also benefited a lot.

Time flies by very quickly, and it’s late at night in the blink of an eye. I’m afraid Chen Deng’s ghost has almost recovered, and will come to take revenge on us tonight!

In order to avoid the limelight, Sister Guan and Brother Deng had already flown to Sichuan and were hiding in Liu Bei's Emperor Zhaolie Temple and did not dare to come out. After receiving the news from the two of them, I smiled and shook my head. In fact, with the pair of chopsticks in my hands now, Chen Deng would definitely be the first to come to me. If I hadn't stopped him, Brother Deng and Sister Guan would have gone to the Antarctic. Chen Deng can also catch them in minutes.

Of course, I didn't tell them the truth to avoid fear.

Back at the store, I treated Hua Tuo to a modern KFC meal, which cost 200 yuan. But who would have thought that Hua Tuo actually said that fried food is easy to get angry and can cause symptoms of yin deficiency and fire hyperactivity, so it is very good to go with the meal at night. It was so wrong that we didn’t even dare to eat a piece. Two hundred dollars were just wasted.

Without further ado, when I took out the strange pair of chopsticks from the drawer, Hua Tuo’s eyes lit up and he shouted: “Try the fresh pair of chopsticks!”

It turns out that this pair of chopsticks is called the Xianxian Double Chopsticks. Since Hua Tuo knows its name, he must also know its details...

Looking at the chopsticks in front of him, Hua Tuo said with great emotion: "This is Chen Deng's thing. He likes to eat raw fish with fresh chopsticks."

Li Mazi took the opportunity to interject and said that Chen Deng is really particular about how he needs a pair of strange chopsticks to eat sashimi?

Hua Tuo explained that this pair of chopsticks is carved from the horn of a white rhinoceros. It is colorless and odorless and can retain the original taste of food to the maximum extent.

Other chopsticks, such as bamboo chopsticks and iron chopsticks, will have a peculiar smell of bamboo or metal. Using these chopsticks to pick up food will inevitably affect the taste.

In order to make this pair of chopsticks, Chen Deng spent a lot of time cutting off a white rhinoceros horn from a remote wilderness!