Moral Kidnapping? Damn It, I Didn’t Do It At All, Okay?
Chapter 3 Do You Know The Difference Between The Virgin And The Virgin Bitch?
Lin Bei knew very well that it was very unwise to fight with the "bitches".
The best thing to do is to catch a person and beat him to death.
Others were naturally frightened when they saw this.
Thinking of this, Lin Bei turned to look at the middle-aged woman with instant noodles sitting in seat 13C on the other side of the aisle.
She was the loudest just now.
He kept shouting about how it is not easy for pregnant women and it is only natural to give up his seat to pregnant women. He seemed to be standing on the moral high ground.
If you kill the first bird with a gun, I'll take the knife to you!
Thoughts flashed through,
Lin Bei spoke directly to the Virgin bitch: "You can only blink but not look at the two balls hanging under your eyebrows. This is a high-speed rail, not a subway. When did you have to give up your seat on the high-speed rail?"
Not only was the Virgin Bitch not angry, but her eyes were shining and her expression was excited, as if she had found a stage for her performance.
Tilt your neck and lift your chin,
He said sternly:
"You can't say that! Although I don't know this little girl, as a person who has been there, I can understand how difficult it is for pregnant women. You..."
It's a pity that Lin Bei didn't give her a chance to perform at all and directly interrupted the spell casting.
"You really have the head of a zebra and you are so eloquent."
"Since you keep saying that you understand the difficulties of pregnant women, why don't you give up your seat?"
Now, the pressure is on the Holy Mother bitch!
Her face was full of astonishment(。ŏ_ŏ)
Obviously he didn't expect Lin Bei to come like this.
But it is impossible to give up your seat, and it is impossible to give up your seat in this life. The only way is to ask others to give up your seat through moral kidnapping, and to get thanks by borrowing flowers and offering them to Buddha.
Seeing the Madonna bitch sitting there without moving, Lin Bei smiled sarcastically.
"He talks about benevolence, justice and morality, but his buttocks don't move at all."
"Those who didn't know better would have thought you made 502 stick to the seat."
A trace of anger flashed across the Virgin Bitch's face, and she gritted her teeth and said: "I, I am too old and my health is not good. If I were as young as you, I would definitely give in."
"Oh - I'm old, but it doesn't matter, I have another way."
Lin Bei showed her teeth and smiled ಠ‿ಠ
"I bought this seat for 600 yuan. Since you like being a messenger of justice so much, why don't you pay to buy my seat for the pregnant woman."
"In this way, you get thanked for doing good deeds, I get money to make up for the loss, and pregnant women don't have to stand and suffer when they have a seat. It's the best of all three."
"How about it? You pay now and I will give up my seat immediately."
Hearing this,
The pregnant woman immediately turned to look at the Virgin Bitch, her eyes shining with hope.
The virgin bitch suddenly looked embarrassed (´Д`)
"How can I have money? Besides, why should I pay for her!"
"hehe!"
The sarcastic expression on Lin Bei's face became more and more obvious.
"Do you know the difference between a Holy Mother and a Holy Mother Bitch?"
"Holy Mother, it's not easy for pregnant women to have a big belly. Let me give up my position to her."
"And the Virgin bitch is, that pregnant woman doesn't have a seat, you should give her your seat quickly!"
"Which one do you think you are?"
The Holy Mother Bitch said "you, you, you" for a long time but still couldn't come up with anything.
His face turned red.
"It's really sick!"
He grunted dissatisfiedly and turned to look out the window, not daring to push any further.
Lin Bei ignored her and glanced at her casually.
As far as the eyes could see, the other Madonna bitches looked away with unnatural expressions on their faces.
What a joke!
They just want others to contribute, but they don't want to harm their own interests.
After all, what the Virgin Bitch likes to do most is to be generous to others!
Seeing this scene, many people in the live broadcast room and at the scene reacted.
yes!
You guys are right, why don't you give up your seat?
If you want to act as a messenger of justice, why do you do it by kidnapping others?
Being generous to others is nothing!
【good! well said! 】
[The Virgin Bitch either doesn’t take action, but when she does, I think about taking action. 】
[These holy bitches are really disgusting. They opened the door to disgusting people. They are so disgusting. 】
[Lin Bei is so good at fighting. He is simply my Internet mouthpiece. He has hit every point. 】
[Being generous to others is too disgusting for Kumba. Just thinking about asking others to pay, not doing shit yourself, being a good person, and getting thanks and a good reputation. I have heard this plan in the Kingdom of Light. 】
…
But it's not over yet.
Lin Bei looked at the pregnant woman again: "What are you waiting for? Get out of the way!"
The latter was extremely unhappy at this moment, and his eyes almost rolled to the sky.
"Why are you so cold? Put yourself in your shoes, how would you feel if your wife was riding alone in a car with a pregnant belly, and no one offered her seat?"
Lin Bei said calmly: "If my wife is pregnant, I will accompany her and take care of her wherever she goes. I will not let her ride alone, let alone buy her a standing ticket."
"Because I care about her."
"But eldest sister, you are so pitiful. You are already six months pregnant. Why doesn't your man care about you? Not to mention the business seat, he won't even give you a second-class seat."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, here is such an irresponsible and irresponsible man, ugh..."
Lin Bei was also a sinister boy who stabbed the pregnant woman's lung tube secretly.
Pregnant women are almost furious.
Gritting his teeth viciously, he looked like he wanted to eat someone.
I guess there will be a lot of noise when I get home.
"I do not care!"
"I am a pregnant woman, so you have to give up your seat to me. I have reserved this seat!"
"If you dare to touch me, if there is something wrong with my belly, I will never end it with you!"
Pregnant women completely break their defenses.
He put on a posture like a knife and started shouting at the top of his lungs.
I have to say that although this trick is very low-level, it is indeed very useful.
Lin Bei is really difficult to deal with pregnant women.
But that's okay,
He could ask for help.
Lin Bei looked back and forth and happened to see a flight attendant at the connection between the carriages. He quickly waved her over and explained the situation.
After verifying Lin Bei's ID and ticket, the flight attendant said to the pregnant woman with a professional smile: "Hello, madam, could you please go back to your seat?"
The pregnant woman started yelling at the top of her lungs with a pale face.
"You bad waiter, are you here to bully me? If I had a seat, would I not take it?"
"Who told you not to add a few more carriages, so I couldn't buy a ticket!"
"I'm a pregnant woman! If you ask me to stand by the side, if something happens to the child, can you, a stinky waiter, take responsibility?"
The flight attendant had a smile on his face and was already thinking about MMP in his heart.
But in order to work, I could only endure my nausea and said patiently: "Madam, you can sit in this seat when it is empty. Now you have to get out of the way when the passengers who have bought tickets get on the bus."
The pregnant woman held her belly and looked in pain: "I'm pregnant, I feel uncomfortable, I have to sit down."
The flight attendant smiled and said: "Ma'am, if you need it, I can take you to the dining car. There are seats over there for you to rest."
"I won't go!" The pregnant woman looked disgusted. "The smell of the dining car is too strong. I feel sick when I smell it."
The flight attendant's smile froze and he continued: "According to the regulations of the National Development and Reform Commission, passengers who occupy seats and seriously disrupt the order of the carriage may be included in the blacklist of the railway credit system."
The pregnant woman folded her arms and looked disdainful.
"What a blacklist, you high-speed rail attendant, who are you trying to scare?"
The flight attendant took a deep breath.
Horse riding!
It was really annoying to work with my relatives, but I met such an idiot!
So annoying!
The smile on the steward's face faded and his tone became colder.
"Don't blame me for not reminding you that after being blacklisted, you will not be able to take all train seats."
"And your current behavior is suspected of being illegal. If serious, you may face administrative penalties. Do you need me to call the police over now?"
"me!"
The pregnant woman’s eyes kept flickering.
Of course she wasn't willing to give up her seat just like that, but she didn't dare to bear the consequences of occupying the seat...
Forget it, let’s go to the dining car, it’s better than standing there.
The pregnant woman stood up with a stinky face.
He gave Lin Bei a hard look and reluctantly left under the leadership of the flight attendant.
And Lin Bei finally got his wish and sat in his seat.
…
【What are you afraid of? You! Why don’t you dare to fight with the flight attendant! ? I also want to see the news of "A pregnant woman was detained for occupying a seat" on the front page tonight]
【Clam clam! Dude, you are smart. That big-bellied woman still thinks she is invincible just by rolling around, but she forgets that there are flight attendants on the high-speed rail, oh, and there are also flight police. 】
[The disgusting level of pregnant women is 100%, and the disgusting level of holy bitches is 1000000%]
[The flight attendant lady was very nice, and that’s how it should be, to prevent some people from taking advantage of vulnerable groups and acting rogue. I hope all flight attendants can learn from this! 】
[It’s so cool to watch brothers fight with each other. It’s even more fun than being on a 6888 package. I’m totally enlightened! 】
【Xisuo 6888 package...】
In addition, there are also "666" filling the screen...
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