Moral Kidnapping? Damn It, I Didn’t Do It At All, Okay?
Chapter 4 Crazy Literature Deals With Naughty Children And Naughty Parents
Donghai, a TV station.
Headquarters of the column team "Celebrating the New Year with You".
"Xiao Ying, which live broadcast room is the most interactive right now?"
A very capable woman wearing professional attire and short Vassoon hair asked.
She is the program director, Gu Jie!
This program has 12 live broadcast rooms, but there is only one official channel, so it is impossible to broadcast it at the same time.
Currently, it is in the form of random play. Every time the program is opened, one of the 12 live broadcast rooms will be randomly grabbed and played on the homepage.
In addition, viewers can also freely switch to watch other live broadcasts in the program list, just like the live broadcast of the Asian Games some time ago.
Of course, this is just a strategy in the early stages of the show.
As the program progresses, data such as interaction between live broadcast rooms and average viewing time will reflect differences.
The program team will make timely adjustments based on this data feedback.
So Gu Jie asked this question.
Assistant Xiao Ying immediately reported: "The most interactive one now is the No. 7 live broadcast room."
"Show it on the big screen."
"Good guide."
Soon, Live Room No. 7 was projected onto the big screen in front.
"Pregnant woman occupying a seat? Moral kidnapping?"
"This matter is very topical and controversial. No wonder the number of audience interactions has surged."
Gu Jie narrowed her eyes slightly, pondered for a moment and made decisive adjustments:
"Inform the director to set the live broadcast room No. 7 as the highest priority, increase it by 5 times... no, increase the probability of being on the homepage by 10 times, and display it at the top of the live broadcast list!"
…
Lin Bei didn't know about all this.
He opened the tomato casually and prepared to find a novel to pass the time.
The eye-catching "Update" sign in the upper right corner of "Against the Evil God" on the bookshelf caught Lin Bei's attention.
Click in and take a look.
Oops! =͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞(●⁰ꈊ⁰● |||)
Is the old Martian thief from the parallel world so awesome? He has been updated to more than 3,000 chapters!
Lin Bei was overjoyed, holding the phone and reading it with interest.
Although the domination incident is over, the two groups of people with opposite views in the live broadcast room are still quarreling and fighting.
then……
Many new viewers looked at Lin Bei in confusion, holding his mobile phone and having fun, while there was a quarrel in the barrage.
…
Time flew by.
More than two hours passed quickly. Lin Bei was tired from reading novels and fell asleep leaning on his seat.
Sudden.
"Boom!"
The back of the seat trembled suddenly, and Lin Bei woke up instantly.
Inexplicable irritability welled up in my heart.
Lin Beiteng stood up and looked back.
But I saw a chubby boy in the back row, about five or six years old, with a fat head and big ears, almost lying on the seat, with his feet against the back of the seat, kicking him.
Holding a bag of potato chips in my arms, I ate them everywhere.
Lin Bei seemed to see the label "Naughty Kid" above his head.
He frowned and said, "Kid, sit down better and don't kick the back of my chair."
As a result, instead of restraining, the naughty child kicked even harder "dong dong dong".
He stuck out his tongue and shook his head, making faces.
"I'll just kick you, you idiot, I'll kick you to death!"
"Slightly, slightly, slightly~"
"What can you do to me?"
"Slightly, slightly, slightly~"
That damn look is as despicable as you want.
I really want Bang Bang to punch him twice.
Lin Bei felt itchy with hatred.
Just when I was about to say something,
The obese woman sitting in seat 14F next to her rolled her eyes and said lazily: "He is still a child. You are such a grown-up, why are you so fussy with your child!? If the child is not sensible, are you also ignorant?"
Linbei: (`・д・′)
This is the taste, so right!
Sure enough, behind every naughty child there is a naughty parent!
Others are used to it, but I’m not used to it!
Lin Bei snorted and retorted directly: "You also know that your children are not sensible, so is there no one in your family to teach them?"
"Why are you talking!?"
The fat woman suddenly became unhappy and started shouting loudly while holding her neck.
"He's only five years old. Why weren't you a child?"
"Boss, you are really capable of fussing over everything with a kid!"
"Besides, this high-speed rail does not belong to your family. We also paid for the tickets. Why are you pointing fingers at us?"
"It's really sick!"
The fat woman rolled her eyes and almost rolled her eyes to the sky.
The naughty boy kept saying "slightly" beside him.
Seeing this scene, the blood pressure of many viewers rose.
[Toughen up, harden your fists, this naughty boy is so mean! 】
[I hate naughty kids the most! 】
[Actually, whether a child is a bear or not depends mainly on the parent's control. 】
[The beautiful five-star general once said that he would rather face a million well-trained and well-equipped troops than face a naughty child. 】
[The five-star general is considered a loser. The famous sharpshooter Yan Shuangying once publicly stated that he did not dare to bet that the naughty kid’s gun had no bullets, because he would lose miserably. 】
…
Netizens in the live broadcast room started talking about it.
The world has been suffering for a long time.
Especially when hearing the words of Xiong's parents that ruined the three views, it made people even more angry.
Unexpectedly, there were some weird people in the live broadcast room who supported such idiotic remarks.
[The child is so young, can’t he be more tolerant and loving? 】
[Is this man sick? Isn’t it normal for a boy of this age to be naughty? How could he be like this? 】
【How can you be cruel to a child! The child is so cute, you are so cruel! 】
[Sister said well, the high-speed rail is not his home, so why should he dictate to others? 】
Anyway, they weren’t the ones being yelled at by the naughty kids.
Easier said than done.
…
On the high-speed rail.
After hearing the fat woman's bullshit, Lin Bei's face became increasingly gloomy.
In his new life, he is not prepared to spoil anyone!
It doesn't matter who you love.
No matter how much you love, it won't work no matter what.
However, Lin Bei did not waste his time with the fat woman.
He knows very well that you can't argue with an idiot, because he will bring your IQ down to his level, and then use his idiotic years of experience to defeat you.
Lin Bei has a better way to deal with Xiong parents.
He found the young man sitting in seat 15F behind the fat woman.
"Handsome guy, I'm sorry to bother you, but can you let me sit in your seat? It'll only take a few minutes. Thank you."
A trace of doubt flashed across the young man's face.
However, he was quite cheerful and nodded: "Okay, what a big deal, I just need to stand up and move around. Come in."
With that said, the young man came out.
Lin Bei sat in.
Then.
His knees jerked against the seat back.
"Bang!"
The seat shook visibly.
"You do it on horseback... huh? Is it you?"
The fat woman in the front row stood up suddenly.
The fat all over his body was trembling.
After recognizing Lin Bei, he shouted in a hurry and with a pale face:
"Hey no, what are you doing by stepping on your horse and pushing against my chair!"
Lin Bei bumped his knees against the back of the front seat and said lightly:
"I'm still a child. You're such a grown-up, why are you so fussy with a child? I'm not sensible and you're not sensible either?"
A child over 300 months old is still a child, so there is nothing wrong with it, right?
"Um?"
The fat woman's expression froze.
This time, the bullet he fired accurately hit his eyebrows?
With the poor brain capacity of the fat woman, she really couldn't think of any words to reply, so she could only yell angrily:
"You're sick of riding a horse!"
"ill?"
"Hehehehahahahaha!"
Lin Bei's smile gradually became abnormal.
His trembling hands held his hair until it looked like a bird's nest.
The voice was low and hoarse, as if he was desperately suppressing something.
"I didn't expect that you would find me the day after I was discharged from the hospital."
Lin Bei lowered his head slightly and stared at the fat woman with his eyes turned up, his expression particularly penetrating.
He took out his cell phone, tapped it a few times, put it to his ear, and said in a low and hoarse voice:
"Hey Dr. Li, yes, people discovered that I am mentally ill."
"What? Medicine? What should I do if I go out without taking medicine? I can't control it now!"
"I really can't control it!"
"The naughty kid keeps kicking my chair, and his stupid mother is still yelling in front of me. How about I kill them!!!"
"It's time to make red bean paste! Uh-huh!!!"
Lin Bei's face turned red, and veins popped up on his forehead and neck.
He gritted his teeth tightly and made a low sound that he desperately suppressed.
Seeing his crazy look, a trace of suspicion flashed in the fat woman's eyes.
At this time, the young man who gave up his seat to Lin Bei suddenly got wise and quickly pressed Lin Bei's shoulders and shouted: "Brother, calm down, you are still young, don't go on the road of committing crimes!"
"No! That stupid naughty kid kicked my chair, and I couldn't calm down! I want to kill someone! I have a certificate, and I don't have to go to jail for killing someone!"
Lin Bei's eyes were red and he looked extremely crazy, which attracted the attention of many people in the carriage.
The young man quickly turned to look at the fat woman.
"Sister! Please take care of your child. Why are you struggling with a mental illness? He has a license to kill. Why do you have a resurrection armor?"
"this……"
The fat woman was indeed a little scared now.
My mind flashed through some news I had seen before about violent killings over trivial matters...
The more I thought about it, the more I became afraid.
"Stay home when you are sick. Wouldn't it be harmful to others if you come out?"
The fat woman muttered and pulled the naughty child off the seat.
"Don't kick the chair again! If you kick me again, I'll break your legs!"
Lin Bei and the young man looked at each other and smiled.
As expected, you have to go crazy to deal with such naughty children and parents!
"Thanks brother."
"Thank you, brother Dukunba!"
Lin Bei: "..."
What a cool guy.
Seeing this scene, the live broadcast room was suddenly filled with a joyful atmosphere.
[Damn, give up your seat. This brother is also a wonderful person. He plays well with each other. 】
[I’ll just say that watching the live broadcast is useful. I learned another trick, blanch. Next time I meet a naughty kid, I’ll have to have a real fight! 】
【New skill get√】
[I was so angry just now, now I feel so happy! 】
【pretty! You can't be coddled with naughty children and naughty parents! Day by day, I think my child is so cute, but in fact, in the eyes of others, I wish I could strangle him to death on the spot! 】
[Sure enough, evil people still need to be tempered by evil people. When you meet someone who is acting rogue, you have to be even more rogue than him! 】
[Beijing Film Teaching Materials +1]
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