Moral Kidnapping? Damn It, I Didn’t Do It At All, Okay?

"Dad, just go back to your house and play Douyin for a while. Leave this matter to me. Don't let Lao Deng leave within ten minutes. I am your son."

Lin Bei said firmly.

Father Lin couldn't laugh or cry: "You are my son."

"Anyway, just leave it to me. You don't have to worry."

With that said, Lin Bei went straight to the kitchen, filled a zip-keeping bag with half a bag of millet, then put on his down jacket and went out.

But he didn't go downstairs.

Instead, he walked upstairs.

This is an old community with a total of six floors and no elevator.

Lin Bei walked vigorously and quickly reached the rooftop of the top floor.

On the roof, the north wind blew loudly and snowflakes flew.

Six sparrows were jumping around on the edge of the rooftop.

It's winter, and life is not easy for sparrows. It's cold and there is little food.

But today their good day has come.

Lin Bei used his feet to clear away the snow in a small area and poured out the millet.

Then he smiled at the six sparrows and said, "Brother Sparrow, your trivial remarks are not disrespectful."

Um?

Several sparrows heard the sound and turned their heads to look over. There was a big doubt on the little bird's head.

"Brother, which village are you from? How did you become a human? Did you become a demon through cultivation?"

"Hell to hell! Hell to hell!"

"It's getting louder. I can hear humans speaking bird language."

"Don't be fooled, everyone. That despicable human must have set a trap to catch us!"

"..."

Six sparrows chirped.

In the past, Lin Bei could only hear the sound of "squeaking", but now, after acquiring advanced bird language proficiency, he can really understand what the sparrows are saying.

After sighing in his heart that the system was awesome, Lin Bei took a few steps back and stopped three or four meters away from Xiaomi.

"Brother Que'er, I don't mean any harm. I just want to ask you to do a small favor. I'll give you these millets to eat."

The sparrows became restless again.

Soon a larger sparrow jumped forward twice, flapped its wings and said, "Human, what is your conspiracy?"

Lin Bei said sincerely: "Brother Que'er, look at what you said, I don't have any conspiracy, I really just want to ask you for a favor. These millets are just a greeting gift. I will buy some more mosquito hair later when the express is delivered. I’ll give you some extra food like insects.”

The High Sparrow jumped around and observed Lin Bei for a few seconds.

In the end, I couldn't resist the temptation of millet - there was really too little food in winter - so I jumped on it and started eating.

When the other sparrows saw this, they all rushed to pounce on it and feast on it.

The High Sparrow said in a somewhat unclear voice while eating: "Human, we have seen your sincerity. The most important thing in walking in the world is loyalty. Tell me what you want us to do for you."

Lin Bei took two steps towards the rooftop.

It stopped more than two meters from the edge.

It was too slippery and he didn't want to slip down from the roof of the sixth floor.

"See if that old guy down there is up? Shit on him!"

"By the way, don't let go of the man and woman next to him, they will be exposed to both rain and dew."

Lin Bei pointed downstairs and said.

The High Sparrow flew up and patrolled around and said cheerfully: "Well, when we are full, we can give them something to eat."

"Haha, Brother Que'er is a righteous man."

Lin Bei stroked his hands and smiled.

"My home is on the first floor. From now on, my family and I will often put millet, millet, crushed corn and other things on the balcony. Brother Queer often comes here."

"Human, I like you."

The High Sparrow raised its right wing as if giving a thumbs up.

After the matter was done, Lin Bei stopped blowing the cold wind on the rooftop and returned home.

Come to the balcony.

Adjusted the shooting angle of the aerial camera.

Then he leaned on the window sill, eating melon seeds and waited leisurely.

I also called my parents and sister to come over and watch the show.

downstairs.

Wang Fugen seemed to have a car trunk mat under his buttocks, and he was still crying loudly.

It's just that the sound is far less loud than before.

After all, given his age, and in this cold weather, this is really not something that humans do.

Wang Fugen cried and cursed in his heart.

"Old Wang, do you think what Dad is doing is really useful?" Lin Jianping shivered from the cold.

I was really embarrassed to go back to the car.

Wang Defa held a cigarette in his mouth and said: "Don't you understand the temperament of Lin Jianmin and Yang Su'e? They are soft-hearted and want to save face. They will definitely not be able to sit still. Now they may be holding on. As long as we persist, they will definitely has hope!"

"I hope..."

Lin Jianping sighed.

They didn't notice that a few sparrows flew over quietly.

"Little Heizi, you and I are responsible for that old man."

"Huahua, Kunkun, you two are responsible for that man."

"You two are left, and the woman is left to you."

"Split up and work hard for our friends, and charge!"

The High Sparrow gave an order, and the six sparrows quickly separated to form three battle formations.

Swooping down from high altitude.

"Ah! Now I have reached the limit of holding it in!"

"Ace pilot, start dropping bombs!"

"Hey hey hey hey hey!"

at the same time.

Wang Fugen was really tired and couldn't hold on any longer.

He fell back and lay on the mat.

He opened his mouth wide and cursed.

Sudden.

Wang Fugen seemed to see a strange-colored thing falling from the sky.

what is that?

As soon as this question emerged in Wang Fugen's mind, the thing landed in his... mouth with great precision.

"Amu!"

Wang Fu could not close his mouth at all.

The taste is soft, moist, and a little warm.

The next second.

An indescribable taste burst into his mouth.

"boom!"

Wang Fugen dreamed back to seventy years ago.

When he was still running around in the mountains and plains wearing crotchless pants, he once saw a dog eating shit. He didn't know what he thought, so he rushed up to fight the dog to eat the shit.

That smell...

It took Wang Fugen decades to finally forget.

But now, he recalled again the fear of being dominated by the smell of shit.

At this moment, Wang Fugen's brain seemed to be shut down and he lost his ability to think.

"Gulu!"

His throat instinctively twitched.

Swallowed.

Went down.

went.

Already...

Wang Fugen's pupils shrank and he was stunned.

at this time.

A new surprise arrives.

Little Heizi!

Make your debut!

Start dropping bombs!

"Snapped!"

Wang Fugen felt something warm fall on his bare forehead, and it seemed to slide down his wrinkled forehead...

"Ahhh!"

"啕!啕～～～"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Ugh!~~~"

"Bah! Bah!"

"He—tui! tui! tui!"

Wang Fugen screamed and vomited.

Also accompanied by intermittent convulsions.

"dad!"

Wang Defa saw with his own eyes that his old father was attacked by two pieces of bird droppings one after another. His expression changed drastically and he quickly went to help.

The result is a step forward.

Two pieces of bird shit fell from the sky and landed on his head almost simultaneously.

Here comes a double critical hit.

"ah!!!!!!"

Lin Jianping also screamed in terror.

(꒦໊ྀʚ꒦໊ི)

The arms were stretched out stiffly, and the pig's body was shaking.

His face was full of despair.

There was a lump on her nose and a lump on the top of her head.

The thin bird droppings slowly slid down, leaving obvious traces on her heavily made-up face...

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Sparrow Combat Team: What a hearty battle!

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