Moral Kidnapping? Damn It, I Didn’t Do It At All, Okay?

"Holy shit! Look, those three people were pulled all over by birds!"

"Did they spend 8,000 bird's nests in their last life? How could they have such a huge hatred value?"

“Don’t panic when you encounter a problem, quickly take out your phone and take a photo in Moments!”

…

Everyone who witnessed this scene was stunned.

I have seen an unlucky guy who was "favored" by bird shit, but was hit by two pieces of bird shit at the same time, and two family members around him were also hit...

This probability is not much greater than winning the Mark Six lottery jackpot.

Especially the old man who was wallowing around was actually "voluntarily" eating a piece of bird shit...

6ヾ(´∀`o)+

When the four members of the Lin family saw this scene, they burst out laughing.

"It's so funny, hahaha! Oh, that's not right. Brother, how did you know in advance that something like this would happen, and why did you bring us over to watch the show?"

Lin Ran laughed so much that tears came out, grabbed Lin Bei's arm and asked.

Lin Bei smiled and said: "Your brother, I have learned fortune telling, do I have to tell you too?"

Lin Ran stuck out his tongue and made a face: "I believe you, you are such a bad old man!"

…

"Ouch! Ugh!"

Downstairs, Wang Fugen was vomiting crazily.

Thin and sizzling bird poop mixed with saliva and the big fish and meat eaten in the last meal were spat out from the mouth of the pussy.

Bury it.

"Uh-huh-huh!"

Wang Fugen's whole face turned red from suppressing the pain, he twitched twice, and then fell to the ground.

"dad!"

When Wang Defa saw this, he didn't care about the bird droppings that stuck together what little hair he had left, and hurriedly ran forward to check.

Wang Defa was frightened when he saw Wang Fugen's face that was swollen to the color of pig liver.

"Dad! How are you?"

"Jianping! Jianping!!"

"Don't worry, you're just standing there, come here and help me!"

Wang Defa roared loudly.

Lin Jianping was still in a state of brain failure at the moment, and she only came to her senses after being yelled at.

"oh oh!"

The two of them worked together to lift Wang Fugen into the car.

"Buzz!"

A puff of exhaust gas spurted out.

Wang Defa drove away quickly, presumably going to the hospital.

"Is there anything going on? I heard from Jianping that her father-in-law's heart seems to be not very good."

Seeing Wang Defa's BMW disappear from sight, Mother Lin said with worry.

Lin Bei said calmly: "No one forced him to lie down and roll on the ground in the winter, and he started twitching in excitement when a wild sparrow pooped on him. We just 'happened' to see this scene, no matter what happened It has nothing to do with us. If I don’t celebrate with gongs and drums, it will save him face."

"That's right, Mom, kindness to the enemy is cruelty to oneself! That old man is so abominable. He is messing around, relying on his old age, and is also morally kidnapping. The birds must not be able to stand it, so they taught him a lesson. It’s his own fault!”

Lin Ran also pursed his lips and said.

Her children all tried to persuade her, but Mother Lin finally figured it out.

Damn this bitch!

The annoying flies were finally driven away, and of course Lin Bei wanted to reward the great hero Brother Bird.

So I took some more millet from home and ran to the roof.

"Brother Bird, thank you."

Lin Bei poured the millet on the ground and said with a smile.

The High Sparrow shook its wings: "Thank you for nothing, I'll hook up with the eight brothers."

Lin Bei: "..."

Good guy, this sparrow is really social.

After thanking him again, Lin Bei returned home.

Export the video taken by the "Ruying Suitang Aerial Camera", briefly edit it with the Jianying APP, and then publish it on Douyin.

At this time, Lin Bei's Douyin fans have exceeded 500,000.

And almost all of them are active fans.

As soon as the video was released, its popularity soared.

[Good guy, I call him good guy. 】

[These three guys did something so outrageous that they actually caused sparrows to drop bombs accurately. 】

[Explain to the new brothers that these three are Lin Bei’s strange relatives. This time they came here purely for moral kidnapping. It’s a pity that our brother Bei doesn’t accept this trick. 】

[I understand the truth, but how did Lin Bei make the sparrow so obedient? 】

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Countless fun people came uninvited and went crazy in the comment area to build a team.

Videos are becoming more and more popular.

At the same time, it also brought a lot of points to Lin Bei.

Sure enough, self-media and the system are more suitable!

Lin Bei followed the principle that points would be wasted if they were not used, so he ruthlessly conducted a wave of draws.

Putting aside the pile of rough white junk, there was only one...unspeakable prize.

[Crow’s Mouth Experience Card × 3: Good things don’t work, but bad things work. If you open your mouth, someone will be in trouble. 】

no doubt.

This is a trick.

It will definitely come in handy.

Not bad, take it!

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the other side.

With the doctor's first aid, Wang Fugen finally passed the crisis without any danger.

But after all, I am getting older, and after all this trouble, it is really uncomfortable.

"Ho ho ho ho hum..."

Wang Fu lay on the hospital bed with a pale face and groaned.

He stared at the white ceiling with a look of humiliation in his eyes.

Even though I rinsed my mouth countless times, my mouth always smelled like shit.

I don’t want to live anymore, but I don’t dare to die.

Highlight a torment.

Lin Jianping stood by the window, her face a little pale.

I feel nauseous and want to vomit from time to time.

It made her feel like she was dreaming back to the time when she was pregnant more than 20 years ago.

Although I had rubbed my face repeatedly in the bathroom, I didn't know whether it was an illusion or a psychological reason, but I always felt that I could smell a faint smell of bird droppings.

"Damn dead bird!"

"I will kill all the sparrows in the entire county later!"

"Blank!"

Wang Defa was so angry that his face turned green.

"Don't be angry with me. Look at Douyin. That little bastard from Lin Bei actually took a video of us and posted it on Douyin. Now everyone on the Internet is laughing at us!"

Lin Jianping shouted loudly.

"What?"

Wang Defa quickly took out his mobile phone. Before he could search Lin Bei's account, the video was pushed to the homepage of Douyin.

"I...blanch!!!"

Wang Defa became even more angry, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching, "Damn it! This little bastard is so shameless!"

Lin Jianping narrowed her eyes slightly and gritted her teeth and said:

"I really can't stand it any longer!"

"This little bastard, he's sitting on our heads and shitting now!"

"Lao Wang, don't you know a lot of people on the road? Find a few ruthless people to teach their family a lesson, and then force Lin Bei to sign a mediation agreement to rescue Qiqi."

"By the way, vent your anger for me!"

As he spoke, a malicious look flashed in his eyes.

After hearing her suggestion, Wang Defa frowned slightly and rubbed his chin, looking thoughtful.

He has been running around in society all year round and has interacted with people from all walks of life.

There are indeed some connections.

Among them are those kind of mixed-race bastards.

Since conventional means are useless, let’s do something unconventional!

"Hey, Lao Ma, it's me. I need to trouble you with something..."

Wang Defa took out his mobile phone and made a call while walking out of the ward...