Moral Kidnapping? Damn It, I Didn’t Do It At All, Okay?

If there are words, it will be long; if there are no words, it will be short.

Soon a new day comes.

Lin Bei asked his parents to take his sister to a relative's house to pay New Year's greetings and get some peace and quiet.

And he stayed at home alone, reading novels, and waiting for Wang Defa's family to come up with new tricks.

Suddenly there was a "bang bang bang" banging sound on the door.

The force was so strong that it felt like the ceiling was shaking.

The door is about to be broken down.

"Sure enough, it's here!"

Lin Bei went to open the door.

As soon as the door was opened, three strange men were seen standing at the door.

The leader had a sinewy face, a shaved head, and a particularly fierce look.

Behind him are two people, one fat and one thin. Just like the fat and thin Toutuo in "The Deer and the Cauldron", the contrast is very sharp when they stand together.

Looking at these three crooked goods, Lin Bei said lightly: "Who are you looking for?"

The bald leader spat out thick phlegm "hey, tui".

He glanced sideways, bared his big yellow teeth and said, "Is your name Lin Bei?"

Lin Bei shook his head: "I'm not."

"Oh, then we have the wrong person."

With that said, the bald head turned around and left.

At this time, Thin Touduo grabbed him and said, "Third brother, you're right, it's this guy. I've seen his photo!"

"But he said he was not Lin Bei."

"He lied to you!"

"What the hell?"

The bald man suddenly raised his voice, touched his bald head, and turned around to glare at Lin Bei fiercely: "You idiot, how dare you lie to me!?"

"Who are you calling stupid?"

Lin Bei felt that this man might not be particularly smart and wanted to tease him.

The bald man replied directly without thinking: "Idiot, I'm scolding you!"

"Well said, well said. It's really the idiot who is scolding me."

Lin Bei nodded repeatedly and said sincerely.

"Third brother, he scolded you again! He called you a fool!" Shoutinguo pointed at Lin Bei and shouted.

"I fucking know it!"

Baldhead's anger broke.

Veins throbbed in his forehead.

"Little brat, I think you have never experienced severe beatings from society. Today I will give you a vivid social practice lesson."

As he said that, Baldhead rolled up his sleeves and was about to take action.

"Bridge bean sack!"

Lin Bei raised his hand and took half a step back.

He crossed his arms and said calmly: "You three, I advise you to think clearly before taking action."

"First of all, this is my home. I don't allow you to come in now. If you force your way in, you will have violated the [crime of illegal intrusion into a residence] stipulated in Article 245 of the Criminal Law and may be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years or criminal detention." .”

"If you hit someone, you would have violated the [Crime of Intentional Injury] stipulated in Article 234 of the Criminal Law, which starts from three years and can lead to the death penalty!"

“If you accidentally smash our expensive electrical appliances or antique vases, you will have violated the [crime of intentional destruction of property] stipulated in Article 275. Depending on the amount involved, you may be sentenced to less than three years or three years. A term of imprisonment of not less than seven years but not more than seven years.”

"In addition, if you come to threaten me or insult me, this may also violate the [crime of picking quarrels and provoking trouble] stipulated in Article 293 of the Criminal Law, and you may be imprisoned for up to five years."

"Oh, by the way, because you are three people traveling together, this is considered a crime committed by multiple people. If a gang commits a crime, the sentence will be heavier than that of a single person!"

"So, are you three sure you have thought about it? Huh?"

Lin Bei said with a smile.

He is proficient in all aspects of law, and he can grasp various legal provisions and regulations at his fingertips.

He had a smile on his face and spoke softly.

But the three bald men felt a slight thump in their hearts, and their expressions immediately changed.

"Third brother, I've only been out for half a year, and I don't want to go in again."

"Shut up you idiot! He's scaring you!"

The bald man growled lowly, then looked at Lin Bei, and said with a serious expression:

"You little brat, you think your Grandpa Ma is so scared! Do you think you can get rid of us in today's battle with just a few words?"

Lin Bei said calmly: "I didn't mean to scare you, I was just stating a fact. Of course, as the saying goes, it's hard to persuade a damn ghost with good words. If you insist on trying the law... I only hope that after going in, you won't be able to persuade the devil." I’m sorry I didn’t warn you.”

"Third brother, I think this guy is evil, how about we..."

"Fart! If we are frightened by such a young boy today, we will stop wandering on the road in the future, and it will be difficult for Lao Wang to explain."

Lao Wang?

Hearing this title, Lin Bei's heart moved.

Decided to give it a try.

"How much money will Wang Defa give you so that you won't even be afraid of going to jail?"

"He gave us one hundred thousand, you..."

"Stop talking so much! Damn it! Lao Wang specifically told you not to reveal his identity!"

As soon as Fat Toutuo said something, he was hurriedly interrupted by Bald Head.

After hearing this, Lin Bei was 100% sure that these three not-so-smart people from society were found by Wang Defa!

"Boy, we don't know Wang Defa, and I don't know about money or not. I came here today simply to see how unhappy you are."

The bald man glared at Lin Bei and shouted:

"Grass!"

"Don't think that just saying a few words about the law can scare these brothers. Once we enter, we will treat it as further training. In a few years, we will still be able to plant flags and sticks when we come out!"

"Fuck it guys!"

The bald man shouted loudly and rushed in with his eyes stunned.

The two fat and thin Toutuo followed closely behind.

Depend on!

Lin Bei cursed secretly.

When I met three people with big holes in their brains, the law could no longer deter them.

In this case...

“Use the ‘Crow’s Mouth Experience Card’!”

Lin Bei shouted in his heart.

Without waiting for the system prompt to sound, he immediately shouted: "Bald guy, you hit your left foot and your right foot so hard that you knocked out both of your front teeth!"

"What the hell do you think... Hey, hey, hey! Damn!"

Before the bald man could finish cursing, his feet twisted together strangely.

The upper body is still rushing forward.

As a result, he threw a shit in front of Lin Bei, and two shit-yellow front teeth rolled out of his mouth with a scream.

"What a great man. It's such a grand gift to celebrate the New Year. It's a pity that I don't have any New Year's money to give you."

Lin Bei laughed and raised his hand to point at Shoutotuo.

"Skinny man, if you step on a bald ankle, you'll lose your shit and knock off two front teeth!"

The words just fell.

Shou Toutuo stepped on the bald ankle and lost his balance, falling to the ground in the same posture.

With a sound of "Ah", the front teeth fell out.

Lin Bei looked at Fat Tou Tuo again.

"You damn fat guy, you were in a hurry when you went out and didn't fasten your belt properly. Your pants slipped down and got on your feet and you fell down. Your body was pressed against the bald man's body, and your front teeth hit the back of the thin man's head."

The next second.

The fat man's pants slipped down and caught his legs, and he fell down.

"Boom!"

It felt like the whole building was shaking twice, and the front teeth were also in danger.

Immediately afterwards, the three of them screamed at the same time.

The fat man's weight of over 200 kilograms is no joke. The bald man and the thin man were so weighed down that they couldn't even breathe.

"666, applause to the people of society!"

Looking at the six bloody front teeth on the floor, Lin Bei smiled and clapped his hands.

“Blank!!!”

Baldhead roared angrily.

He tried hard to push the fat man away and took out a butterfly knife from his pocket.

"Swish, swish, swish" a few times, the cold light flickered.

"You little bastard! I have to make you famous today!"

The bald man had a ferocious look on his face, and he was holding a knife with a fierce expression.

In addition, his front teeth were knocked out and his mouth was full of blood, which made it even more scary.

Lin Bei's face was full of "horror" and he quickly raised his hands and begged loudly for mercy.

"Hero, spare your life! Don't kill me. Don't you just want money? As long as you don't kill me, I can give you money. I'll give you 100,000!"

"Zhuo! I still like your unruly look. Please recover quickly."

The bald man smiled proudly.

"Gulu!"

Lin Bei swallowed hard and said with a trembling voice: "I don't know how high the sky is. If I had known you were so fierce, how could I dare to be arrogant in front of you?"

"You're a smart kid." The bald man took out his phone and said, "Here, transfer money!"

"Okay, as long as you don't hurt me, I will transfer the money to you."

Lin Bei took out his mobile phone "tremblingly".

Just as he was about to scan the QR code to transfer money, the bald man suddenly thought of something. He immediately took back his phone and said warily: "You little bitch, you think I'm stupid. Now you transfer money to me, and then go back and call the police to accuse me of robbery. Not only can't you keep the money, but also I can't save it." Why the hell do we have to go in!”

Damn it, this idiot actually has a brain?

"No! I have to record a video of you saying in front of the camera that you voluntarily transferred money to me, and I didn't steal it from you."

Too sloppy.

This guy does have a brain, but not much...

"No problem hero."

Lin Bei agreed, then deliberately pretended to be nervous and said: "I, I am transferring money to this good man voluntarily. He didn't steal my money, he really didn't."

"Is this okay, good man?"

"Well, stop talking nonsense and hurry up!"

"okay."

"Dip! Alipay has received 100,000 yuan!"

After receiving the transfer, the bald man immediately grinned.

However, he is quite "dedicated" and has not forgotten the purpose of his trip while generating income.

After putting away the phone, he said to Lin Bei in a deep voice: "Boy, I don't think you are a brainless idiot. You are quite sensible today. Why are you so stubborn about certain things that you don't know how to adapt?"

Lin Bei asked with a puzzled look on his face: "Brother Haohan, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"

The bald man said: "Who has you offended recently? Do you have any idea?"

"Ah? I'm not offended... Oh, you mean Wang Defa and his family?"

"You know what to do. Don't let me come to you again. If there is a next time, it won't be that simple, you know?"

The bald man threatened in a ferocious voice.

Lin Bei quickly lowered his head and said, "I understand, I understand very well. I will go to the police station to cancel the report later."

"Isn't it okay to have nothing to do with this?"

The bald man spat thick phlegm on the ground, then picked up Fat Toutuo and Thin Toutuo and left.

"Third brother, I lost my front tooth, can you give me a little more money?"

"Fuck! It's just your front teeth that fell off, didn't I lose my front teeth too?"

"Speaking of which, that boy is really evil."

"I've been punished. If I have this money, I can go back and get two gold teeth. It would be so majestic."

"Quack!"

…

From the balcony, I watched the three wise men walk away arm in arm.

Lin Bei's eyes showed concern for the mentally retarded.

Then call the police.

"Hello, I want to call the police. My house was robbed and one hundred thousand yuan was robbed..."