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"Lao Er Li!" He Fang slapped Li He angrily, "You are so good!"

"Hey, don't be angry." Li He immediately smiled at each other, rubbed He Fang's little hands, and said with a playful smile, "Look, I'm thick-skinned, so don't hurt me."

"Not as thick-skinned as you!" He Fang's originally tense face immediately couldn't help laughing.

"Look, you look good when you smile." Li He was confident that he still had tricks to coax his wife.

"Stop being a good boy. I'm telling you, I won't care if you are sloppy from now on. Let your children learn from you. I have to fight with you forever." He Fang went back to the room, washed her face, briefly traced her eyebrows, and came out with a small bag. He said, "I'm leaving. Take care of the child."

"What should I do if my daughter cries?" As for my little daughter Li He, although she usually gives him a little face and doesn't cry much, the first thing she wants to do when she wakes up is to see her mother. She recognizes people at such a young age. Very clearly recognized.

He Fang said, "My mother is at Long Zi's and will be back later. You can wait at home first."

"Hey" Li He wanted to continue talking, but He Fang had already driven away.

He admired He Fang's persistence in going to prestigious schools. He was glad that he had some financial resources and finally no longer had to worry about housing in the school district. The best thing about it was the house. Otherwise, the girls in his family would have joined in speculating on housing in the school district. The army cannot be used, and the IQ must be dropped in a straight line.

There were two children at home. He couldn't take a nap, so he pulled his son and father to look at the water tank at home.

"Who gave you this fish?"

There were only two rare wild golden dragons in the water tank, but now when I came back, there were actually 6 of them, all fluttering in the water tank. Inexplicably, 4 more came out, and they were all big golden dragons, one less than two. The largest one weighed seven or eight kilograms with his hands.

He was very sure that his golden dragon had never laid eggs, and even if it had laid eggs, they would not have grown so fast.

Besides, it’s not the same species at all!

"Bald head." Li Lan replied crisply and put his finger in the water tank to tease the fish.

"What a mess." Li He didn't understand what Li Lan meant and thought he was going to get a haircut. "Are you going to have your head shaved? I'll take you to shave it?"

Li Lan shook his head.

"Brother-in-law, when did you come back?" He Long also stood in front of the water tank and looked at it, pointing to the largest one and said, "This guy is so fat. I buy small fish to feed every day, and he grabs them the most."

"I just got home. Did you buy this fish? Oh, is this my sister-in-law?" Wu Chunqiang's family also came, and there was a woman next to them. Li He pointed to a chair and said, "Sit yourself, you're welcome."

Wu Chunqiang waved his hand and said, "Don't sit down anymore. How can Long Zi buy such a big fish? If you have money, you don't have anywhere to buy it. Someone gave it to you. We both come here to feed it every day."

"Who gave it to him?" Li He didn't know who gave him the fish.

He Long said, "That monk from Beiji Temple."

"It turns out to be Master Bo." Li He finally understood the meaning of what Li Lan just said, but he was still a little curious, "Where did he come from?"

He Long said, "Beijing Temple is doing some cultural relic protection and renovating. This was fished out from their backyard pond. It is said that it was originally a fish from the North Sea and was sold by Feng Guozhang, the president of the Republic of China."

"Is it true or false?" Li He had heard the story about Feng Guozhang selling fish, but there was no way to verify whether it was true or false.

After Yuan Shikai's death, the Beiyang regime fell into pieces. Changing the president took more time than changing clothes, and the president became a temporary worker.

After Zhang Xun's restoration failed, Feng Guozhang became the acting president. After he moved into Beihai, he saw swarms of fish inside. It is said that the fish inside were stocked by previous owners of the Forbidden City. The largest fish weighed several hundred kilograms. It's been hundreds of years.

He had a flash of inspiration and discovered a huge business opportunity!

He sold all the fish in the North Sea to fishmongers!

For a time, "Presidential Fish" was being sold everywhere in Beijing, and it was expensive.

Within days the fish in the Jinshui River were sold out.

People at the time jokingly said: "The prime minister cut trees in Dongling, and the head of state sold fish in the South China Sea."

Feng Guozhang sold this batch of fish for a total of 80,000 yuan, making the biggest joke since the Ming and Qing Dynasties.

Wu Chunqiang said, "This is also what the little monk who sent the fish said. It should be true."

"That's probably it." Li He nodded, Monk Bo would probably not lie to others. He said to He Long, "If you have nothing to do this afternoon, accompany me to buy a big fish tank. This tank is still a bit small."

"Okay, let me go. You have a good sleep. I have nothing to do now anyway." He Long turned around and left.

"Hey, wait a minute, I'll give you the money." Li He shouted to He Long.

"I have it on me." He Long turned around and went out, and the shadow was gone. He could only hear the sound of the car starting.

Li He asked, "Has He Long bought a car?"

Wu Chunyan said with a smile, "He originally wanted to buy a car, but the eldest sister said he was spending money indiscriminately, so she didn't let him buy it and gave him your minivan. He drives it like a baby every day. I also Well, why don’t you buy it? No matter how much you cherish it, it’s not yours. If it breaks, my brother-in-law won’t be able to drive it anymore.”

Li He said, "As long as he has a driver's license, let him drive. We still have two cars at home."

It might as well be given to He Long, but He Fang, a provincial, said that three cars at home were a waste.

"The kid is very good at tossing things around from midnight to night." Old Mrs. He followed, feeling embarrassed.

"Auntie, I'm going to take a nap first." Li He rubbed his eyes, feeling a little unable to hold on.

"Then you go, I will be with you when the child wakes up." The old lady also advised Li He to rest.

Li He went back to the house and slept until about three o'clock in the afternoon.

When he woke up and opened his eyes, he saw He Fang writing and copying on the desk.

"Daughter-in-law, come here and let your husband take a look."

"Sleep." He Fang didn't even raise her head and had no time to talk to him.

"Honey, you are getting more and more beautiful." Li He stood up and passed behind her, his hands not being honest.

"I was filling out the enrollment form for my son in the past." He Fang blushed.

Li He said with a smile, "I don't understand, why don't women pay attention to cultivating their temperament, read more books, enrich their inner beauty, always love to take care of their skin, and spend time on superficial external beauty? Like my wife There is really no one with temperament.”

"That's because most men are superficial, but few are blind." He Fang suddenly finished speaking and was stunned, staring straight at Li He.

"See?" Li He was stunned by the look.

He Fang sneered, "Li Laoer, if you recruit me from the truth, have you done something sorry for me?"

"What's the matter? It's wrong for me to be nice to you!" Li He broke into a cold sweat.

"Stop filling me with ecstasy soup. I don't know what your temper is? Tell me honestly, have you said more good things since you came back than you have said in all the years we have been married!" He Fang spoke in a sinister tone.

"Hey, what you said is meaningless!" Li Heyi said righteously, "My feelings for you are astonishing!"

He didn't give her a chance to speak and kissed her directly.

There is nothing between men and women that cannot be solved with one shot. If it cannot be solved with one shot, then use two shots. If two shots are not enough, go to the hospital for a check-up. It’s either that the method is wrong, it’s because I can’t sleep, or the equipment is scrapped.

"Husband I love you!"

"Daughter-in-law, I love you too!" Li He's whole body was as soft as if someone had hollowed it out, and he felt a sense of joy that was worth it even if he died. The out-of-body feeling was extraordinary.